Best galleries to go through when bored
http://imgur.com/gallery/jMZsgGangster Party Line:
http://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8 Poll finds 61% of Americans favor cooperating with Iran to contain Islamic State militants
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/15/poll-finds-61-of-americans-favor-cooperating-with-iran-to-contain-islamic-state-militants/?wpisrc=nl_wv I love 90's ROCK
http://i.imgur.com/TrwuNH2.jpgTorture Video Of Tortoise Prompts Investigation
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/16/tortoise-set-on-fire_n_5593248.html?utm_hp_ref=crime Dick Vitale is Live Tweeting a Lionel Richie Concert and It Is Amazing
http://jezebel.com/dick-vitale-is-live-tweeting-a-lionel-richie-concert-an-1605079270/+bubbaprog Japanese Artist Arrested While Crowdfunding For Her Vagina Kayak
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/japanese-artist-arrested-for-her-vagina-kayak Funny statue in philly
http://www.phillymag.com/ticket/2014/07/14/move-rocky-ron-swanson-statue-discovered-walnut-street-theatre/ Germany's World Cup Victory Ceremony Was Really Something
http://screamer.deadspin.com/germanys-world-cup-victory-ceremony-was-really-somethin-1605234519 NSFW - Couple caught having sex at a bar in the back alley, LULZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR62mL1myCA20 years ago last week:
http://www.thighswideshut.org/2014/07/poor-richie/ As if Brady's life isn't good enough, Gisele made 128K a day last year
http://www.boston.com/life/fashion/2014/07/15/forbes-gisele-makes-estimated-per-day/ZczAgXDspTf2GPl1EchkWM/story.html?p1=Topopage:Carousel_sub_headline In the least surprising news of the day, Drake loves rim jobs
http://mediatakeout.com/250245/groupie-tales-popular-instagram-thottie-spills-the-tea-on-what-makes-rapper-drake-go-wild-in-bed-warning-very-graphic-content.html D.C. marijuana decriminalization law takes effect
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/07/17/dc-marijuana-law/12770301/ and
http://wtop.com/109/3664268/DC-pot-decriminalization-goes-into-effectVideo: Cliff Jumping In The Bronx
http://gothamist.com/2014/07/16/video_cliff_jumping_in_the_bronx.php Love This Chick Straight Up Owning The Lawn At Aerosmith Last Night
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/love-this-chick-straight-up-owning-the-lawn-at-aerosmith-last-night/ Passenger Planes in the Cross Hairs
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_world_/2014/07/17/malaysian_airlines_crash_in_ukraine_the_tragic_history_of_accidental_shootdowns.html Fat chick falls off rope swing, so fat hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfyrOlihhjoDoritos Roulette
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/doritos-new-roulette-flavor-has-a-few-painfully-spicy-chips A passenger posted this on Facebook right before he boarded Malaysia Airlines MH17. It reads "If it disappears, this is what it looks like."
http://imgur.com/fvGcpkS FIFA's post World Cp ranking, USA ranked 15th
http://deadspin.com/fifas-first-post-world-cup-rankings-are-out-1606519027 MSNBC pranked by Howard Stern fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEDH2Z2_6Zw&feature=youtu.beHottest World Cup Babes
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/hottest-fans-2014-world-cup-gallery-1.1833149 Comcast Rep Stonewalls Customer in Cancellation Request Gone Awry (cringe)
http://mashable.com/2014/07/14/comcast-customer-service-ryan/ This guy shits on the "competitive industry" and our need for constant exceptionalism, he uses WT Woodson and example.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/down-with-americas-kid-competition-complex-1601764538/+laceydonohue L'Oreal Severs Ties With Viral World Cup Model After Crass Hunting Photo Emerges
http://www.businessinsider.com/loreal-fires-model-axelle-despiegelaere-after-hunting-photo-2014-7 Wikipedia, Choco Tacos, and Congress
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/07/okay-who-edited-the-choco-taco-wikipedia-page-from-a-congressional-computer/374488/ LURID: Barbecue Season - Cannibalism for Connoisseurs
http://litreactor.com/columns/lurid-barbecue-season-cannibalism-for-connossieurs TIM AND ERIC & DR. STEVE BRULE
Thursday, October 09, 2014
Doors: 7:00 pm
The Lincoln Theatre
Washington, DC
http://www.thelincolndc.com/event/630831-tim-eric-dr-steve-brule-washington/ Israelis Watch Bombs Drop on Gaza From Front-Row Seats
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/15/world/middleeast/israelis-watch-bombs-drop-on-gaza-from-front-row-seats.html?ref=world&_r=2 Cleaning a Record with Wood Glue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gyvipBs6VsA girl finished the Ninja Warrior course for the first time ever -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZFuw7a13E#t=350 2014 World Cup Animation (really cool)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLphIufs8_4Tracy McGrady retires from baseball after recording his first strikeout...
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/11228219/former-nba-star-tracy-mcgrady-retires-professional-baseball side-note - the name on his jersey says "Skeeters." That makes me giggle.
Bike Hate:
http://i.imgur.com/hCrBaB1.gifJohn Wall is a bad tipper
http://www.wtop.com/405/3663694/Wizards-star-slammed-for-tipping-badly This guy is great, no neck
http://i.imgur.com/B8Hiwdl.jpgRape, hunger, and nameless kids at squalid children's home in Mexico:
http://news.msn.com/in-depth/rape-hunger-and-nameless-kids-at-squalid-childrens-home-in-mexico http://archive.org/web/ - 417 Billion web pages saved over time. Historical internet, I know I talked about it, I forget if I sent the link. Huge way to kill time.
Semi-NSFW - Babe's Squirt Pillow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrgFor D.C. Drivers
http://www.popville.com/2014/07/three-new-traffic-cameras-deployed-over-the-weekend-30-day-warning-period-then-tickets-heres-a-complete-list-of-all-traffic-camera-locations/ Moment is an iOS app that automatically tracks how much you use your phone each day. If you're using your phone too much, you can set daily limits on yourself and be notified when you go over. You can also set up occasional nudges as gentle taps on your shoulder saying "Hey, you're halfway to your daily limit already and it's only 11 AM."
http://inthemoment.io/Charlie Sheen is back...and hammered...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knxz4DLQzUs&feature=kp Berlusconi beats the charges. Bunga bunga 4 life -
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/court-deliberates-berlusconi-sex-hire-appeal-24613614 Here's a list of instances of Civilian airliners being shot down -
http://www.vox.com/2014/7/17/5912699/7-times-militaries-have-shot-down-civilian-planes Fulton County ADA pulled off APS cheating case
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/local-education/fulton-county-ada-pulled-off-aps-cheating-case/ngc6p/ Its generally a bad idea to spit on or slap anyone in public, but especially in front of a courthouse. And especially when she is a famous judge. But if you're going to do it, be sure to throw in a solid racial remark to make sure it gets classified as a hate crime:
www.abajournal.com/news/article/man_arrested_after_allegedly_slapping_spitting_on_judge_taking_a_cigarette_/ #showmeyourpump....
http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/07/17/332255209/hey-miss-idaho-is-that-an-insulin-pump-on-your-bikini These Are The Most Religious Places In The World — And What They're Practicing
http://www.businessinsider.com/most-religious-places-in-the-world-map-2014-7 We match people who would like to be on a boat, with people who are willing to share their boat.
http://www.weareonaboat.com/FXX to air 12-day marathon of all 552 Simpsons episodes starting Aug. 21:
http://m.rollingstone.com/movies/news/woo-hoo-all-552-simpsons-episodes-to-air-consecutively-on-fxx-20140409 Good Book:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Third-Policeman-Flann-OBrien/dp/156478214X17 Crazy Facts That Sound Fake But Are Actually True
http://www.businessinsider.com/facts-that-seem-fake-but-are-true-2014-7 The man who escaped both doomed Malaysian Airlines flights
http://www.vox.com/2014/7/21/5922879/maarten-de-jonge-escaped-malaysian-flights-survivor previously repressed childhood memory of the day:
http://ghostbusters.wikia.com/wiki/BoogiemanThis is great. Just keep swiping on the screen until the circles get smaller and smaller.
http://www.koalastothemax.com/?aHR0cDovL2kuaW1ndXIuY29tL2hQUUkxQnYuanBn More than a paycheck: New dads want paid leave to be caregivers
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/more-than-a-paycheck-new-dads-want-paid-leave-to-be-caregivers/2014/07/18/f607dcfe-f1b8-11e3-bf76-447a5df6411f_story.html?wpmk=MK0000205 NSFW - awesome slippers, great gift idea
http://31.media.tumblr.com/334827b73c796e86dd274761dbcbfbf7/tumblr_n8unxvVw141qz9ddwo1_1280.jpg Jon Stewart Learns What Happens When You Talk About Israel
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/22/jon-stewart-israel_n_5608436.html Check this guy out, he uses ancient bow and arrow techniques to shoot 3 arrows per second, crazy fast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zGnxeSbb3g&feature=kp Weird Dance "It's Good to be a Bag"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgWVYxkNVH0Rich people gettin away with it
http://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2014/07/10/billionaire-bailouts-american-heirs-who-got-off-easy/ The nytimes travel writer looks like Michael Cera in drag.
http://www.stephanierosenbloom.com/Melo trying to make more dough yo
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/11243976/carmelo-anthony-begins-venture-capital-firm-m7-tech-partners Japan: Sightseeing tour with samurai and ninja fights
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-28402013Hahaha-
http://www.songkick.com/concerts/19999483-sugar-ray-at-calvert-marine-museum 100 water balloons every minute
http://gizmodo.com/this-simple-contraption-lets-you-make-100-water-balloon-1608997035 Nine things to know about Sauf Haus, Dupont's new rooftop beer garden
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2014/07/22/nine-things-to-know-about-sauf-haus-duponts-new-rooftop-beer-garden/ Sacha Baren Cohen making a soccer hooligan comedy
http://prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/16/sacha-baron-cohen-filming-soccer-hooligan-comedy-grimsby/ Putin:
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ukraine-plane-crash/putin-says-ukraine-bears-responsibility-malaysia-flight-jet-crash-n158901 The Year's Best Film About Income Inequality Was Nearly Ruined by the 1 Percent
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-years-best-film-about-income-inequality-was-nearly-ruined-by-the-1-percent Amazon announced $9.99 monthly fee for unlimited books, 600,000 will be available.
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Jurassic Park from the velociraptors' perspective.
http://imgur.com/NkMD6Na NSFW - I find Lady Gaga prety gross, but I acknowledge a nice looking boob when I see one, and she FB'd her nipple out to everyone.
http://imgur.com/5xKxAHq Philly hot traffic reporter and Barstool smokeshow contest winner Kacie McDonnell may regret doing this segment. #bukake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRo93RMvVyMMan, we really missed the boat in college of missing Tinder and now 3inder, only for 3 somes, I totally would've been obsessed with that in college
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/389450/App-gives-horny-people-opportunity-to-find-threesome-with-singletons he Kluwe Vs Vikings case is getting mad real
http://deadspin.com/chris-kluwe-vs-the-vikings-just-got-ugly-1607551863 This is how much it costs to book Frank Caliendo...wow...
http://www.celebritytalent.net/sampletalent/3722/frank-caliendo/Gross face, great ass
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-1264 Tom Brady, a legend on the football field, a bitch in his own house
http://www.celebitchy.com/377135/gisele_bundchen_throws_insane_tantrums_when_tom_refuses_to_do_his_chores/ Cliff Lee Was Bad And Then Farted
http://deadspin.com/cliff-lee-was-bad-and-then-farted-1608842430South Philly been smelling like cat piss recently, thanks to South Jersey
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/07/21/south-philly-smells-like-cat-pee-new-jerseys-fault/ White flags fly from Brooklyn Bridge in security breach
http://nypost.com/2014/07/22/white-flags-flying-from-brooklyn-bridge-cops-probe-breach/Big girl for hire -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBMWl7XNz4w Fatso Sound board
http://mikeandthesoundboard.com/Pacifier war (Squishy Lolz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ3e1rBhdM0
