The Danica Patrick of Buttholes

This chick is a militant Feminist, and her videos are terrifying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQWoNhrY_fM

Great SNL skit: Broadway Sizzle
http://screen.yahoo.com/broadway-sizzle-000000440.html

Move over TINDER, here's HINGE
http://techcrunch.com/2014/01/16/san-francisco-dating-app-hinge/

it's art
http://animalnewyork.com/2013/symbiosis-art-grotesque-bacon-esque-bodies/

Nadya of Pussy Riot insults Lana Del Rey
http://animalnewyork.com/2014/lana-del-rey-reminds-prison-says-pussy-riots-nadya/

Backdoor Pharmacist
http://animalnewyork.com/tag/backdoor-pharmacist/

Cool short video on Karakuri - old school Japanese robots
http://vimeo.com/24412432

Misun - Met You ft. Sammy Bananas (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8HAy8e2z8Y

Just some bears thinking about life
http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/d35ae554b2/just-some-bears-thinking-about-life

HBO GO Crash
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2014/03/09/users-report-problems-on-hbo-go-as-true-detective-finale-airs/

Knitters wanted for penguin pullovers
http://www.abc.net.au/local/audio/2014/03/05/3957423.htm#.Uxn9fb1gqEI.facebook

Bill Hader shows Taylor Swift his balls - SNL promo 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkDRuuMWOY

Arctic seals just hangin in Rockaway: http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20140306/rockaways/arctic-seal-spotted-on-rockaway-beach

Warpaint - 'Billie Holiday (chill song, for a chick band)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcTp1r_Nls&list=ALHTd1VmZQRNrRq4EH9Llau1g45b9vR7Ri

Creepy sleepover
http://imgur.com/gallery/VVh9wZw

Slow Club - Tears of Joy (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P960eGWFEGo

Jean Claud Van Damm's dream girl.
http://i.imgur.com/uSaXek5.gif

Spanish cat
http://i.imgur.com/Gaa46jy.jpg

Fuck Younicorn
http://imgur.com/gallery/khtFn3A

Blasted before, but i love this sloth + cat GIF
http://i.imgur.com/E2PDzRU.gif

Real life Simba + Mufasa
With Commentary:
http://www.weather.com/video/dad-lion-reacts-to-his-cubs-45463?
Without Commentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7h4TESJs7M

Life's tough being the dark prince (NSFW)
http://imgur.com/gallery/9GoUvvE

Alexandra Daddario of True Detective (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/lVkumuy.gif

Vanished Malaysian Airlines Plane Still Missing, No Confirmed Sign Of Wreckage
http://www.buzzfeed.com/passantino/malaysia-airlines-confirms-it-has-lost-contact-with-a-plane

Best hockey breakaway goal ever?
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/heres-the-sweetest-breakaway-goal-ive-ever-seen/

Hahahaha, i love this scene from The Other Guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXTjAlJSIoU

Early odds for NFL win totals next year.
http://www.wagerminds.com/blog/nfl-football/cantor-gaming-releases-2014-nfl-win-totals-2-7911/

True Detective Season 2:
"This is really early, but I'll tell you (it's about) hard women, bad men and the secret occult history of the United States transportation system."
http://www.vulture.com/2014/03/true-detective-ending-was-its-starting-point.html?mid=twitter_vulture

This is kind of like a black randy newman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ibYTvXrXPw

Alma space recording station in chile is learning a lot about space, also the worlds highest altitude super computer
http://www.cbsnews.com/60-minutes/

Australian Man's Reaction To Snake Bite
http://www.businessinsider.com/australian-mans-reaction-to-snake-bite-2014-3

THIS WILL MAKE YOU ANGRY.
Justin Bieber's Deposition Video
Fair warning: This is a must-watch in the negative sense; this is not an uplifting, the Children Are Our Future way to start your week. But imagine the brattiest possible video of Justin Bieber being interviewed by lawyers, then triple it, and you will have the below outtakes from a deposition in a recent paparazzo suit.  http://www.vulture.com/2014/03/justin-biebers-deposition-video.html

Another GOT Season 4 Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIASaUUwklk

Elisabeth Moss talks failed marriage to Fred Armisen: 'It was extremely traumatic and awful and horrible'
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/elisabeth-moss-describes-traumatic-marriage-fred-armisen-article-1.1716667

Niz Pizzolatto recaps Season 1 of True Detective and previews Season 2.
http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/true-detective-creator-nic-pizzolatto-looks-back-on-season-1/

Neil Young's new version of the iPod is $400, triangular
http://www.avclub.com/article/neil-youngs-new-version-ipod-400-triangular-202007

FAKE MUSCLES ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIlL-ibwOlA

South Philadelphian and Band of Brother Wild Bill dies at age 90. Great man.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Band-of-Brothers-WWII-Vet-Bill-Guarnere-Dies-at-90-249198891.html

Photos: Plane Crashes Into Skydiver
http://deadspin.com/photos-plane-crashes-into-skydiver-1540310632

NSFW Indian babe: http://i.imgur.com/0RhStxz.jpg  (dark nips, dark soul)

8 bit true detective theme:
https://soundcloud.com/mike2600/true-detective-theme-8-bit

These guys arent as creepy as I imagined they'd be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvUiIU1b0_M

Heart of Glass (chill song)
https://soundcloud.com/weareoliver/heart-of-glass-oliver-thee

PowerPointless: Digital slideshows are the scourge of higher education.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/education/2014/03/powerpoint_in_higher_education_is_ruining_teaching.html

NEW YORK'S #1 PIZZA SPOT IS GOING BANKRUPT?!?!
http://money.cnn.com/2014/03/10/news/companies/sbarro-bankruptcy/index.html?iid=TL_Popular