The Danica Patrick of Buttholes

This chick is a militant Feminist, and her videos are terrifying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQWoNhrY_fM

Great SNL skit: Broadway Sizzle
http://screen.yahoo.com/broadway-sizzle-000000440.html

Move over TINDER, here's HINGE
http://techcrunch.com/2014/01/16/san-francisco-dating-app-hinge/

it's art
http://animalnewyork.com/2013/symbiosis-art-grotesque-bacon-esque-bodies/

Nadya of Pussy Riot insults Lana Del Rey
http://animalnewyork.com/2014/lana-del-rey-reminds-prison-says-pussy-riots-nadya/

Backdoor Pharmacist
http://animalnewyork.com/tag/backdoor-pharmacist/

Cool short video on Karakuri - old school Japanese robots
http://vimeo.com/24412432

Misun - Met You ft. Sammy Bananas (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8HAy8e2z8Y

Just some bears thinking about life
http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/d35ae554b2/just-some-bears-thinking-about-life

HBO GO Crash
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2014/03/09/users-report-problems-on-hbo-go-as-true-detective-finale-airs/

Knitters wanted for penguin pullovers
http://www.abc.net.au/local/audio/2014/03/05/3957423.htm#.Uxn9fb1gqEI.facebook

Bill Hader shows Taylor Swift his balls - SNL promo 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkDRuuMWOY

Arctic seals just hangin in Rockaway: http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20140306/rockaways/arctic-seal-spotted-on-rockaway-beach

Warpaint - 'Billie Holiday (chill song, for a chick band)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcTp1r_Nls&list=ALHTd1VmZQRNrRq4EH9Llau1g45b9vR7Ri

Creepy sleepover
http://imgur.com/gallery/VVh9wZw

Slow Club - Tears of Joy (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P960eGWFEGo

Jean Claud Van Damm's dream girl.
http://i.imgur.com/uSaXek5.gif

Spanish cat
http://i.imgur.com/Gaa46jy.jpg

Fuck Younicorn
http://imgur.com/gallery/khtFn3A

Blasted before, but i love this sloth + cat GIF
http://i.imgur.com/E2PDzRU.gif

Real life Simba + Mufasa
With Commentary:
http://www.weather.com/video/dad-lion-reacts-to-his-cubs-45463?
Without Commentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7h4TESJs7M

Life's tough being the dark prince (NSFW)
http://imgur.com/gallery/9GoUvvE

Alexandra Daddario of True Detective (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/lVkumuy.gif

Vanished Malaysian Airlines Plane Still Missing, No Confirmed Sign Of Wreckage
http://www.buzzfeed.com/passantino/malaysia-airlines-confirms-it-has-lost-contact-with-a-plane

Best hockey breakaway goal ever?
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/heres-the-sweetest-breakaway-goal-ive-ever-seen/

Hahahaha, i love this scene from The Other Guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXTjAlJSIoU

Early odds for NFL win totals next year.
http://www.wagerminds.com/blog/nfl-football/cantor-gaming-releases-2014-nfl-win-totals-2-7911/

True Detective Season 2:
"This is really early, but I'll tell you (it's about) hard women, bad men and the secret occult history of the United States transportation system."
http://www.vulture.com/2014/03/true-detective-ending-was-its-starting-point.html?mid=twitter_vulture

This is kind of like a black randy newman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ibYTvXrXPw

Alma space recording station in chile is learning a lot about space, also the worlds highest altitude super computer
http://www.cbsnews.com/60-minutes/

Australian Man's Reaction To Snake Bite
http://www.businessinsider.com/australian-mans-reaction-to-snake-bite-2014-3

THIS WILL MAKE YOU ANGRY.
Justin Bieber's Deposition Video
Fair warning: This is a must-watch in the negative sense; this is not an uplifting, the Children Are Our Future way to start your week. But imagine the brattiest possible video of Justin Bieber being interviewed by lawyers, then triple it, and you will have the below outtakes from a deposition in a recent paparazzo suit.  http://www.vulture.com/2014/03/justin-biebers-deposition-video.html

Another GOT Season 4 Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIASaUUwklk

Elisabeth Moss talks failed marriage to Fred Armisen: 'It was extremely traumatic and awful and horrible'
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/elisabeth-moss-describes-traumatic-marriage-fred-armisen-article-1.1716667

Niz Pizzolatto recaps Season 1 of True Detective and previews Season 2.
http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/true-detective-creator-nic-pizzolatto-looks-back-on-season-1/

Neil Young's new version of the iPod is $400, triangular
http://www.avclub.com/article/neil-youngs-new-version-ipod-400-triangular-202007

FAKE MUSCLES ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIlL-ibwOlA

South Philadelphian and Band of Brother Wild Bill dies at age 90. Great man.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Band-of-Brothers-WWII-Vet-Bill-Guarnere-Dies-at-90-249198891.html

Photos: Plane Crashes Into Skydiver
http://deadspin.com/photos-plane-crashes-into-skydiver-1540310632

NSFW Indian babe: http://i.imgur.com/0RhStxz.jpg  (dark nips, dark soul)

8 bit true detective theme:
https://soundcloud.com/mike2600/true-detective-theme-8-bit

These guys arent as creepy as I imagined they'd be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvUiIU1b0_M

Heart of Glass (chill song)
https://soundcloud.com/weareoliver/heart-of-glass-oliver-thee

PowerPointless: Digital slideshows are the scourge of higher education.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/education/2014/03/powerpoint_in_higher_education_is_ruining_teaching.html

NEW YORK'S #1 PIZZA SPOT IS GOING BANKRUPT?!?!
http://money.cnn.com/2014/03/10/news/companies/sbarro-bankruptcy/index.html?iid=TL_Popular

Tally Me Bananas

NSFW - God Bless College #1
http://25.media.tumblr.com/c133068a0b8bc68ef568e61c93388bda/tumblr_n1g0xulDIa1rk1fjpo1_500.jpg

NSFW - Keep the glasses on
http://i.imgur.com/DQfl1LF.gif

NSFW - God Bless College #2
http://i.imgur.com/lM559do.jpg

NSFW - I wish I could E-Jack with such gusto
http://i.imgur.com/QHRt06j.gif

NSFW - Solid Album of pics
http://imgur.com/a/WDOtT

NSFW - Awesome
http://i.imgur.com/Lj8eTUB.jpg

NSFW - Super hot yammy girl with freckles... makes me wanna eat ceviche with her...
http://i.imgur.com/Lj8eTUB.jpg

NSFW - Cut blond shows off her privates
http://imgur.com/a/j6DIv#0

Rust Cohle's okcupid profile (True Detective LOLZ)
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6955188/rust-cohle-okcupid-profile-true-detective

How I like to imagine the first day in prison. Dramatized by cats...
http://imgur.com/gallery/vmrHjlg

meh.. semi-NSFW - 3D printed Putin Butt plug - http://i.imgur.com/g6qR2Jg.jpg

Judgmental Maps of major cities
http://judgmentalmaps.com/

The NFL's 10th best Selling Jersey is one that you will never see a player wear on the field.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10565858/seattle-seahawks-12th-fan-climbs-10th-best-selling-jerseys

Paddle: A Transformable Device
http://www.stylus.com/pxgvhn
However, i think this is the future of SmartPhones:
http://www.sci-tech-today.com/news/Google-Pushes-Modular-Phone-Concept/story.xhtml?story_id=01200192GDBC

Weird, yet majestic video: http://rustledjimmies.com/

Haha. Look at the picture of the guy that supposedly created Bitcoin. http://www.wtop.com/628/3576533/AP-Exclusive-Man-said-to-create-bitcoin-denies-it
if they take down the silly photo in the article above, here it is: http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9175461.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Satoshi-Nakamoto-AP.jpg

Sexy Indian men
http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2014/03/07/how-the-indian-man-leads-the-world-in-preening

Strong review of Grand Budapest Hotel - http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/wes-anderson-grand-budapest-hotel?src=spr_TWITTER&spr_id=1456_47314785

Good roundup of TD theories here
http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/03/-em-true-detective-em-spoiler-y-speculation-about-the-finale/284288/

Andre Miller is an interesting fellow http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2014/03/06/andre-millers-shoelaces-and-socks/

40 dishes every Washingtonian must try in 2014
http://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/40-dishes-every-washingtonian-must-try-in-2014/2014/03/05/d60dde2c-a1a3-11e3-a050-dc3322a94fa7_gallery.html?hpid=z9#item0

Politics on the throne:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/erick-wright-toilet_n_4918993.html?&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067

Parkour Fail compilation in all its glory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXju71wMts

The Soup does True Detective
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHWLpJRlBYA

This Is What American-Themed Parties Look Like Around The World (ha, i really get a kick out of this)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/this-is-what-american-parties-look-like-around-the-world

The Inverse of Oversight: CIA Spies On Congress
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2014/03/05/congress-intelligence-community-whos-overseeing/

Brooklyn Nets Insist They Only See Jason Collins As Terrible Player
http://www.theonion.com/articles/brooklyn-nets-insist-they-only-see-jason-collins-a,35467/

The NYC Subway Was Another World In 1980
http://gizmodo.com/the-nyc-subway-was-another-world-in-1980-1538200527

You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

BEST LINK OF THE DAY, IMO:
Stop Making Sense: The Lunkheaded Genius Of Big Trouble In Little China
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/stop-making-sense-the-lunkheaded-genius-of-big-trouble-1610461836/+robharvilla

$40 Share my conversion sleeper van (wrightsville beach)
http://wilmington.craigslist.org/roo/4540820112.html

NSFW - babe in car
http://i.imgur.com/sbmNp.jpg

Compilation of people passing out on TV
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/07/this-is-a-pretty-good-supercut-of-people-passing-out-on-live-tv/

When dat beat drops...
https://vine.co/v/Mp0ZdnPwpma

Adam Scott Steps in for John Cusack in Hot Tub Time Machine 2
http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/scott-replaces-cusack-in-hot-tub-time-machine-2.html

None of these are probably real and fuck buzzfeed, but whatevs...
17 Of The Greatest Responses To An Ex Text Of All Time
http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/greatest-responses-for-when-your-ex-texts-you

This is a short, good read: Guy Walks Into a Bar
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar

SHIT JUST GOT REAL, lolz
http://imgur.com/gallery/XZ47fXH

Frank Caliendo reading LeBron's letter in Morgan Freeman voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj9Ei7FGQgg

Snoop Approves Kid's Beer Bong Invention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDqRIMfplQ

NSFW - Weird japanese hentai craziness
http://i.imgur.com/7bOHNZF.gif

Unfinished Documentary About Unfinished Nicolas Cage Superman Movie Gets Trailer
https://www.yahoo.com/movies/unfinished-documentary-about-unfinished-nicolas-cage-92822105717.html

Pretty impressive, Tour de France rider successfully pisses off his bike midrace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM1K0Jf4L-I

Steve Spurrier jerked his players off in the locker room, LOLZ
http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/steve-spurrier-says-he-went-down-to-the-sc-players-locker-room-and-jerked-some-of-them-off/

MARK CUBAN: If Your Company Is Moving For Tax Reasons, I'm Selling Your Stock
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/mark-cuban-youre-company-moving-130751365.html

Panty Metler - Hedgehog being tickled
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/22/hedgehog-being-tickled-vine-marutaro_n_5610516.html

Señor Escobar's Cocaine Poops

Jeff Francoeur was pranked again before going back up to the big leagues http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/jeff-francoeur-prank-coaches-bathroom-video/236713

Yikes, the sun almost ejaculated all over us.
http://wapo.st/Uot6dz

Beat down at McDonalds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_OJzuUP3Kg
(There's always a woman screaming bloody murder at these things...)

In Case you missed it, Babies Scared of Farts Compilation 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO3lgO55kuY

Browns fan posting a video on YouTube showing himself urinating beside Art Modell's grave.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11253861/cleveland-browns-fan-urinates-late-baltimore-ravens-owner-art-modell-grave

Airplanes; not having a great week
http://www.buzzfeed.com/franciswhittaker/air-algerie-flight-ougadougou-algiers

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent...
Former OSU Football Player Justin Blackmon Arrested For Marijuana Possession
http://www.news9.com/story/26101898/former-osu-football-player-justin-blackmon-arrested-for-marijuana-possession

Al Bundy. No Ma'am http://i.imgur.com/hQLoDvv.gif

This is pretty glorious: http://nypost.com/2014/07/23/brides-accidental-text-creates-best-wedding-photo-ever

Big Fat Black Dude Rolling Around On Drugs At Pitchfork Is The Man
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/big-fat-black-dude-rolling-around-on-drugs-at-pitchfork-is-the-man/

The World's Largest Bill Murray art show NEEDs YOU! (San Francsico, CA)
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ats/4580081711.html

Nightmares On Wax - You Wish (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8MLqYNGKdI

Mexican Nativity with the new Coca Cola cans
http://imgur.com/XvWIwD7

Lana Del Rey: 'I've Slept With a Lot of Guys in the Industry'
https://tv.yahoo.com/news/lana-del-rey-ive-slept-lot-guys-industry-142500820.html

Kawasaki on the Blue Jays loves him some Big Papi, deems himself "lil Papi"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Di2_EM3zCg

Insane Clown Posse glass dildo given to Kid Rock now subpoenaed for court
http://www.spin.com/articles/kid-rock-insane-clown-posse-dildo-sexual-harassment-lawsuit/

Here's the Howard Stern Blizerain interview for interested bros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Ux8A1evYE

The first episode of "The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail" in case you missed it last night
http://www.cc.com/full-episodes/vc663g/the-meltdown-with-jonah-and-kumail-the-one-with-the-childhood-crushes-season-1-ep-106

Cristiano Ronaldo in funny Japanese Tv show 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uF8xEAyZl4

Don't put your thingy in the casserole, dear...

NSFW - Selena Gomez (original and enhanced)
http://i.imgur.com/gavxdRc.jpg

Key & Peele - Proud Thug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbPeFs7uDLM

VICE Video - UK's Scariest Debt Collector (Full Length)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUzlmWWdjEQ

Dick Dale & The Del Tones "Misirlou" 1963 (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIU0RMV_II8

Philly Food Photo of the Year? Say Hello to the Franolli, fka the Donnoli
http://www.22ndandphilly.com/2014/06/Cronut-Philadelphia-Donnoli-Franolli.html

Fight club 2 is happening
http://www.esquire.com/_mobile/blogs/culture/fight-club-2-is-happening-07222014?click=feed

So how much longer till team America world police step in?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/maxseddon/rebels-shoot-down-two-ukrainian-fighter-planes-just-miles-fr

D.C. restaurant on list of must-eat breakfast sandwiches
http://www.wtop.com/109/3667451/DC-is-home-to-a-top-must-eat-sandwich
12 Must-Eat Breakfast Sandwiches Across America
http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/07/best-breakfast-sandwiches-america-usa.html

Not new if you're up on your Simpsons news, but theres some great info here on the new app and marathon- http://time.com/3018428/hello-simpsons-world-goodbye-the-rest-of-your-life/

NYC not even pretending any more and "approves apartment building with separate entrance for poor people"
http://gawker.com/nyc-approves-apartment-building-with-separate-entrance-1608352680/+cushac

The New Yorker Stories You Should Read Before the Paywall Goes Up
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/07/22/new_yorker_online_free_for_three_months_what_should_you_read.html

Homeless man singing ... a derelict angel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3w0k3LArq4

Head to Head collision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upWgd6BH_5Q

Kayak levantado por ballena en Puerto Madryn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmrQGHhdCM

Iowa's Brandon Scherff Going Beast Mode And Hang Cleaning 440+ Pounds Is A Sight To See
http://iowa.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/iowas-brandon-scherff-going-beast-mode-and-hang-cleaning-440-pounds-is-a-sight-to-see/

NSFW - Man Getting Some BJ action At The Bus Stop In Atlanta While On The Phone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Fs7DOd-84

This happened at the start of the Nats game today http://m.nationals.mlb.com/video/v34742755/wshcol-barrett-barnes-start-game-with-a-standoff?partnerId=as_was_20140723_28343086

Fred Davis is baaaaad
http://www.wtop.com/351/3668140/Former-Redskin-wanted-by-DC-police

Deep Dark Fears cartoon
http://deep-dark-fears.tumblr.com/

You Dirty Ingrates

Best galleries to go through when bored
http://imgur.com/gallery/jMZsg

Gangster Party Line: http://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8

Poll finds 61% of Americans favor cooperating with Iran to contain Islamic State militants
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/15/poll-finds-61-of-americans-favor-cooperating-with-iran-to-contain-islamic-state-militants/?wpisrc=nl_wv

I love 90's ROCK
http://i.imgur.com/TrwuNH2.jpg

Torture Video Of Tortoise Prompts Investigation
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/16/tortoise-set-on-fire_n_5593248.html?utm_hp_ref=crime

Dick Vitale is Live Tweeting a Lionel Richie Concert and It Is Amazing
http://jezebel.com/dick-vitale-is-live-tweeting-a-lionel-richie-concert-an-1605079270/+bubbaprog

Japanese Artist Arrested While Crowdfunding For Her Vagina Kayak
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/japanese-artist-arrested-for-her-vagina-kayak

Funny statue in philly
http://www.phillymag.com/ticket/2014/07/14/move-rocky-ron-swanson-statue-discovered-walnut-street-theatre/

Germany's World Cup Victory Ceremony Was Really Something
http://screamer.deadspin.com/germanys-world-cup-victory-ceremony-was-really-somethin-1605234519

NSFW - Couple caught having sex at a bar in the back alley, LULZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR62mL1myCA

20 years ago last week: http://www.thighswideshut.org/2014/07/poor-richie/

As if Brady's life isn't good enough, Gisele made 128K a day last year
http://www.boston.com/life/fashion/2014/07/15/forbes-gisele-makes-estimated-per-day/ZczAgXDspTf2GPl1EchkWM/story.html?p1=Topopage:Carousel_sub_headline

In the least surprising news of the day, Drake loves rim jobs
http://mediatakeout.com/250245/groupie-tales-popular-instagram-thottie-spills-the-tea-on-what-makes-rapper-drake-go-wild-in-bed-warning-very-graphic-content.html

D.C. marijuana decriminalization law takes effect
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/07/17/dc-marijuana-law/12770301/
and http://wtop.com/109/3664268/DC-pot-decriminalization-goes-into-effect

Video: Cliff Jumping In The Bronx
http://gothamist.com/2014/07/16/video_cliff_jumping_in_the_bronx.php

Love This Chick Straight Up Owning The Lawn At Aerosmith Last Night
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/love-this-chick-straight-up-owning-the-lawn-at-aerosmith-last-night/

Passenger Planes in the Cross Hairs
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_world_/2014/07/17/malaysian_airlines_crash_in_ukraine_the_tragic_history_of_accidental_shootdowns.html

Fat chick falls off rope swing, so fat hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfyrOlihhjo

Doritos Roulette
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/doritos-new-roulette-flavor-has-a-few-painfully-spicy-chips

A passenger posted this on Facebook right before he boarded Malaysia Airlines MH17. It reads "If it disappears, this is what it looks like." http://imgur.com/fvGcpkS

FIFA's post World Cp ranking, USA ranked 15th
http://deadspin.com/fifas-first-post-world-cup-rankings-are-out-1606519027

MSNBC pranked by Howard Stern fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEDH2Z2_6Zw&feature=youtu.be

Hottest World Cup Babes
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/hottest-fans-2014-world-cup-gallery-1.1833149

Comcast Rep Stonewalls Customer in Cancellation Request Gone Awry (cringe)
http://mashable.com/2014/07/14/comcast-customer-service-ryan/

This guy shits on the "competitive industry" and our need for constant exceptionalism, he uses WT Woodson and example.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/down-with-americas-kid-competition-complex-1601764538/+laceydonohue

L'Oreal Severs Ties With Viral World Cup Model After Crass Hunting Photo Emerges
http://www.businessinsider.com/loreal-fires-model-axelle-despiegelaere-after-hunting-photo-2014-7

Wikipedia, Choco Tacos, and Congress http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/07/okay-who-edited-the-choco-taco-wikipedia-page-from-a-congressional-computer/374488/

LURID: Barbecue Season - Cannibalism for Connoisseurs
http://litreactor.com/columns/lurid-barbecue-season-cannibalism-for-connossieurs

TIM AND ERIC & DR. STEVE BRULE
Thursday, October 09, 2014
Doors: 7:00 pm
The Lincoln Theatre
Washington, DC
http://www.thelincolndc.com/event/630831-tim-eric-dr-steve-brule-washington/

Israelis Watch Bombs Drop on Gaza From Front-Row Seats
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/15/world/middleeast/israelis-watch-bombs-drop-on-gaza-from-front-row-seats.html?ref=world&_r=2

Cleaning a Record with Wood Glue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gyvipBs6Vs

A girl finished the Ninja Warrior course for the first time ever - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZFuw7a13E#t=350

2014 World Cup Animation (really cool)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLphIufs8_4

Tracy McGrady retires from baseball after recording his first strikeout...
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/11228219/former-nba-star-tracy-mcgrady-retires-professional-baseball
side-note - the name on his jersey says "Skeeters." That makes me giggle.

Bike Hate: http://i.imgur.com/hCrBaB1.gif

John Wall is a bad tipper
http://www.wtop.com/405/3663694/Wizards-star-slammed-for-tipping-badly

This guy is great, no neck
http://i.imgur.com/B8Hiwdl.jpg

Rape, hunger, and nameless kids at squalid children's home in Mexico: http://news.msn.com/in-depth/rape-hunger-and-nameless-kids-at-squalid-childrens-home-in-mexico

http://archive.org/web/ - 417 Billion web pages saved over time. Historical internet, I know I talked about it, I forget if I sent the link. Huge way to kill time.

Semi-NSFW - Babe's Squirt Pillow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrg

For D.C. Drivers
http://www.popville.com/2014/07/three-new-traffic-cameras-deployed-over-the-weekend-30-day-warning-period-then-tickets-heres-a-complete-list-of-all-traffic-camera-locations/

Moment is an iOS app that automatically tracks how much you use your phone each day. If you're using your phone too much, you can set daily limits on yourself and be notified when you go over. You can also set up occasional nudges as gentle taps on your shoulder saying "Hey, you're halfway to your daily limit already and it's only 11 AM."
http://inthemoment.io/

Charlie Sheen is back...and hammered...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knxz4DLQzUs&feature=kp

Berlusconi beats the charges. Bunga bunga 4 life - http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/court-deliberates-berlusconi-sex-hire-appeal-24613614

Here's a list of instances of Civilian airliners being shot down - http://www.vox.com/2014/7/17/5912699/7-times-militaries-have-shot-down-civilian-planes

Fulton County ADA pulled off APS cheating case
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/local-education/fulton-county-ada-pulled-off-aps-cheating-case/ngc6p/

Its generally a bad idea to spit on or slap anyone in public, but especially in front of a courthouse.  And especially when she is a famous judge.  But if you're going to do it, be sure to throw in a solid racial remark to make sure it gets classified as a hate crime:
www.abajournal.com/news/article/man_arrested_after_allegedly_slapping_spitting_on_judge_taking_a_cigarette_/

#showmeyourpump....
http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/07/17/332255209/hey-miss-idaho-is-that-an-insulin-pump-on-your-bikini

These Are The Most Religious Places In The World — And What They're Practicing
http://www.businessinsider.com/most-religious-places-in-the-world-map-2014-7

We match people who would like to be on a boat, with people who are willing to share their boat. http://www.weareonaboat.com/

FXX to air 12-day marathon of all 552 Simpsons episodes starting Aug. 21: http://m.rollingstone.com/movies/news/woo-hoo-all-552-simpsons-episodes-to-air-consecutively-on-fxx-20140409

Good Book: http://www.amazon.com/The-Third-Policeman-Flann-OBrien/dp/156478214X

17 Crazy Facts That Sound Fake But Are Actually True http://www.businessinsider.com/facts-that-seem-fake-but-are-true-2014-7

The man who escaped both doomed Malaysian Airlines flights
http://www.vox.com/2014/7/21/5922879/maarten-de-jonge-escaped-malaysian-flights-survivor

previously repressed childhood memory of the day: http://ghostbusters.wikia.com/wiki/Boogieman

This is great. Just keep swiping on the screen until the circles get smaller and smaller. http://www.koalastothemax.com/?aHR0cDovL2kuaW1ndXIuY29tL2hQUUkxQnYuanBn

More than a paycheck: New dads want paid leave to be caregivers
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/more-than-a-paycheck-new-dads-want-paid-leave-to-be-caregivers/2014/07/18/f607dcfe-f1b8-11e3-bf76-447a5df6411f_story.html?wpmk=MK0000205

NSFW - awesome slippers, great gift idea
http://31.media.tumblr.com/334827b73c796e86dd274761dbcbfbf7/tumblr_n8unxvVw141qz9ddwo1_1280.jpg

Jon Stewart Learns What Happens When You Talk About Israel
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/22/jon-stewart-israel_n_5608436.html

Check this guy out, he uses ancient bow and arrow techniques to shoot 3 arrows per second, crazy fast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zGnxeSbb3g&feature=kp

Weird Dance "It's Good to be a Bag" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgWVYxkNVH0

Rich people gettin away with it
http://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2014/07/10/billionaire-bailouts-american-heirs-who-got-off-easy/

The nytimes travel writer looks like Michael Cera in drag.
http://www.stephanierosenbloom.com/

Melo trying to make more dough yo
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/11243976/carmelo-anthony-begins-venture-capital-firm-m7-tech-partners

Japan: Sightseeing tour with samurai and ninja fights
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-28402013

Hahaha- http://www.songkick.com/concerts/19999483-sugar-ray-at-calvert-marine-museum

100 water balloons every minute
http://gizmodo.com/this-simple-contraption-lets-you-make-100-water-balloon-1608997035

Nine things to know about Sauf Haus, Dupont's new rooftop beer garden
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2014/07/22/nine-things-to-know-about-sauf-haus-duponts-new-rooftop-beer-garden/

Sacha Baren Cohen making a soccer hooligan comedy
http://prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/16/sacha-baron-cohen-filming-soccer-hooligan-comedy-grimsby/

Putin: http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ukraine-plane-crash/putin-says-ukraine-bears-responsibility-malaysia-flight-jet-crash-n158901

The Year's Best Film About Income Inequality Was Nearly Ruined by the 1 Percent
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-years-best-film-about-income-inequality-was-nearly-ruined-by-the-1-percent

Amazon announced $9.99 monthly fee for unlimited books, 600,000 will be available.
(no link to back this up)

Jurassic Park from the velociraptors' perspective.
http://imgur.com/NkMD6Na

NSFW - I find Lady Gaga prety gross, but I acknowledge a nice looking boob when I see one, and she FB'd her nipple out to everyone.
http://imgur.com/5xKxAHq

Philly hot traffic reporter and Barstool smokeshow contest winner Kacie McDonnell may regret doing this segment. #bukake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRo93RMvVyM

Man, we really missed the boat in college of missing Tinder and now 3inder, only for 3 somes, I totally would've been obsessed with that in college
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/389450/App-gives-horny-people-opportunity-to-find-threesome-with-singletons

he Kluwe Vs Vikings case is getting mad real
http://deadspin.com/chris-kluwe-vs-the-vikings-just-got-ugly-1607551863

This is how much it costs to book Frank Caliendo...wow...
http://www.celebritytalent.net/sampletalent/3722/frank-caliendo/

Gross face, great ass
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-1264

Tom Brady, a legend on the football field, a bitch in his own house
http://www.celebitchy.com/377135/gisele_bundchen_throws_insane_tantrums_when_tom_refuses_to_do_his_chores/

Cliff Lee Was Bad And Then Farted
http://deadspin.com/cliff-lee-was-bad-and-then-farted-1608842430

South Philly been smelling like cat piss recently, thanks to South Jersey
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/07/21/south-philly-smells-like-cat-pee-new-jerseys-fault/

White flags fly from Brooklyn Bridge in security breach
http://nypost.com/2014/07/22/white-flags-flying-from-brooklyn-bridge-cops-probe-breach/

Big girl for hire - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBMWl7XNz4w

Fatso Sound board
http://mikeandthesoundboard.com/

Pacifier war  (Squishy Lolz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ3e1rBhdM0

Fat Future Humans from Disney's Wall-E

Drake looks like the proudest girlfriend
http://i.imgur.com/QaVWocN.jpg

Semi-NSFW - Hilarious movie cover
http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_01/meh.ro3186.jpg

semi-NSFW - What do you want to be when you grow up?
http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/meh.ro981.jpg

NSFW - Cartoon LOLZ - http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/meh.ro6091.jpg
narwhal

NSFW - Babes exposing their taddies - http://i.imgur.com/ImVQlF6.jpg

Bill O’Reilly at Catholic Fundraiser: I Want to Beat Up De Blasio
http://gawker.com/bill-o-reilly-at-catholic-fundraiser-i-want-to-beat-up-1558230813

The Districts - "Funeral Beds" (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3RF0vpZSpc&app=desktop

FDNY/NYPD Charity Hockey Game Features Bench-Clearing Brawl
http://deadspin.com/fdny-nypd-charity-hockey-game-features-bench-clearing-b-1559517529

This Family rescued a nearly-dead whale,but What happens after it gets rescued is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!
http://mostamazingplanet.com/finished-just-greatest-whale-rescue-ending-video-will-leave-speechless/

Awesome story of HUMAN helping ANIMAL
http://mostamazingplanet.com/finished-just-greatest-whale-rescue-ending-video-will-leave-speechless/

GOT Porn - NSFW List - http://whatculture.com/film/5-actresses-wont-believe-used-porn-stars.php/2

Stream De La Soul's new mixtape, Smell the D.A.I.S.Y.: http://www.spin.com/articles/de-la-soul-j-dilla-smell-the-daisy-mixtape/

The 25 Best Websites for Music Lovers
http://flavorwire.com/410749/the-25-best-websites-for-music-lovers

Prankster Scares Reporter Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-mDJRySZoo

Best News Bloopers Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wozTHxykDwQ

Cpt. America making BUKU DOLLAZ
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-captain-america-winter-693959

Best Protest EVER...
So Thailand protestors were walking through the streets with this banner...
http://9gag.com/gag/a8WzgBV?ref=fb.s

Funny Dog GIF
http://i.imgur.com/yeGvLEO.gif

Goonies 2
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/apr/07/goonies-sequel-richard-donner-feldman-brolin-astin-cohen

This is probably fake, but pretty silly... Romanian youths spinning an old lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjiTnAxkG94

29 Surprising Celebrity Godparents
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/surprising-celebrity-godparents-you-didnt-expect

NSFW - Crazy naked woman at McDonalds going nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_YfeC19Jco&feature=youtu.be

Standup comic John Pinette dead at 50; acted in 'Seinfeld' finale
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/07/showbiz/john-pinette-dead

RIP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyUTK-Fu9j8

John Daly's Diet Coke addiction is under control, he's down to a 12 pack a day
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/apr/07/john-daly-masters-golf-young-dumb-90s

SNL creates ‘Best of the White Guys’ DVD for NCAA Tournament (Video)
http://larrybrownsports.com/college-basketball/snl-best-of-the-white-guys-dvd-video/225202

Wow...this is F'ed up...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/04/04/grandmother-allegedly-froze-to-death-in-hospital-morgue/

If Walmart Paid Its Employees a Living Wage, How Much Would Prices Go Up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vAcaeLmybCY

DC's most famous sports hype-man is now working for the Thunder... but will likely return to DC:
http://blog.letteddywin.com/2014/04/07/nat-pack-terrance-cheers-nationals-park-and-nba/

For all you bros that love your bicycle...
http://imgur.com/qpwKZaN

RGIII has his own logo created by Adidas.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10745128/washington-redskins-qb-robert-griffin-iii-now-own-logo

Holy shit this is so great "The less Americans know about Ukraine’s location, the more they want U.S. to intervene"
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/monkey-cage/wp/2014/04/07/the-less-americans-know-about-ukraines-location-the-more-they-want-u-s-to-intervene/

Don't text and Drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_-6EoNhitg