Cabbage Patch B0N3RZ

This is gross... Half a woman's face w/ makeup on vs. no makeup

http://blog.birchbox.com/post/26349168719/how-bananas-is-this-half-a-womans-face-with-makeup

And score one for the marlin:
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151276885778040.470605.134227843039&type=1

No-Nonsense Reporter Shuts Down Drunk Videobomber By Asking Her How Long She's Had an STD http://gawker.com/5980388/no+nonsense-reporter-shuts-down-drunk-videobomber-by-asking-her-how-long-shes-had-an-std

Kurt Schilling's failure
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/articles/2012/07/38-studios-end-game/

Real-Life 'Jaws' Arrives in the Hamptons http://southampton.patch.com/articles/real-life-jaws-arrives-in-the-hamptons

This didn't pass, but I like where their head's at - Ireland to allow moderate drunk driving http://www.autoblog.com/2013/01/28/ireland-could-allow-moderately-drunk-driving

Love this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQPMGi0gFBQ

Ship Video of The Week – Quadcopter HD GoPro, Seaman Style
http://gcaptain.com/ship-video-of-the-week-quadcopter-hd-gopro-seaman-style/

Jack Sparrows wet dream http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/curiosity/videos/discovering-the-giant-squid.htm

23-year-old high school teacher tweets nude photos of herself, calls her students "jail bait" and talks about getting high
http://thechive.com/2013/01/31/23-year-old-high-school-teacher-tweets-nude-photos-of-herself-calls-her-students-jail-bait-and-talks-about-getting-high-12-photos/

Mothers In ATL Get Tased By Security Guard For Acting up In Front Of Children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8DF2tBpSm0

Trent Reznor: New Band, New Song, New Video, Still Terrifying
http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2013/01/30/170687806/trent-reznor-new-band-new-song-new-video-still-terrifying

Damn...  Caleb Moore Has Died From Injuries Suffered In His X Games Snowmobile Crash
http://deadspin.com/5980581

Instantly Improve Your Day With This Magical Baby Tapir
http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/instantly-improve-your-day-with-this-magical-baby

30+ of the most beautiful abandoned places and modern ruins i've ever seen
http://blogof.francescomugnai.com/2013/01/30-of-the-most-beautiful-abandoned-places-and-modern-ruins-ive-ever-seen/

China selling canned scented air - http://www.ubergizmo.com/2013/01/china-is-the-new-thneedville-as-canned-air-goes-on-sale-there/  straight up Spaceballs over there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U

pretty crazy self portraits of a korean artist hanging herself from precarious positions - http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2013/jan/30/photography-art#/?picture=403239511&index=0

Hockey and '30 Rock': Inside plentiful puck references as Tina Fey's sitcom reaches finale http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/hockey-30-rock-inside-plentiful-puck-references-tina-193202668--nhl.html

China's toxic sky in pictures (some of the before/after shots are pretty nuts) - http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/01/chinas-toxic-sky/100449/

The Spy Novelist Who Knows Too Much
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/03/magazine/gerard-de-villiers-the-spy-novelist-who-knows-too-much.html