Eskimo Kisses on your Lotus Patch

Dallas Cowboys and Dallas Stars engage in brief Twitter skirmish

http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/january/dallas-cowboys-and-dallas-stars-engage-in-brief-twitter-war.html

What The Simpsons Taught Us About the Dangers of a Trillion-Dollar Platinum Coin
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/01/simpsons-trillion-dollar-coin-bill-platinum-ceiling.html?mid=twitter_dailyintel

Everything you need to know about the trillion dollar coin - http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/01/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-crazy-plan-to-save-the-economy-with-a-trillion-dollar-coin/266839/

Worst dictators you've probably never heard of - http://www.flavorwire.com/361196/the-worst-dictators-youve-probably-never-heard-of

Pruney fingers give you better grip underwater - http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn23052-pruney-fingers-give-us-better-grip-underwater.html

Economic case for decriminalizing heroin - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/01/08/the-economic-case-for-decriminalizing-heroin/

The London Underground turned 150 today! - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/uk/london/9789966/London-Underground-150-fascinating-Tube-facts.html

Why power outlets looks so weird in other countries - http://gizmodo.com/5972640/why-power-outlets-look-so-weird-in-other-countries

NatGeo photo contest yields spectacular images from around world
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/50580/natgeo+photo+contest+yields+spectacular+images+from+around+world/

RGKnee has to have his knee rebuilt again. Same ACL he blew in college plus LCL. Could be back for start of season though.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/1/9/3854562/rg3-injury-redskins-knee-surgery

Ferry strikes NYC dock; 30 to 50 reported injured
http://news.yahoo.com/ferry-strikes-nyc-dock-30-50-reported-injured-150511581.html
more pics: http://gothamist.com/2013/01/09/multiple_people_injured_in_seastrea.php

"He claimed that CNN "looks like Hitler's bunker….torn-up carpet, feces all over the wall and on the floor in the bathroom. It's rotting.""
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/alex-jones-insane-post-piers-morgan-selfie-videos

Tongue and Tech: The Many Emotions for Which English Has No Words
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/01/tongue-and-tech-the-many-emotions-for-which-english-has-no-words/266956/

Onion zing on RG3- http://www.theonion.com/articles/rgiii-to-have-more-tests-done-on-thing-that-used-t,30825/

Funny- http://www.theonion.com/articles/israel-vows-to-use-veto-power-if-chuck-hagel-confi,30824/

marriage off to a good start
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/08/wedding-hot-air-balloon-crash-san-diego_n_2433962.html

North Korea's official twitter handle only follows one American... a guy describing himself as the Biggest Coldplay fan ever! - http://www.motherjones.com/media/2013/01/jimmy-dushku-north-korea-twitter

Better get your strippers and escorts before the inaguration - http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyodell/dc-sex-workers-prepare-for-huge-influx-of-inaugura

Trent Williams punched Richard Sherman in the face
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=755779117444

White House drug czar: We're having a "serious conversation" about pot
http://blog.timesunion.com/capitol/archives/175369/white-house-drug-czar-we%E2%80%99re-having-a-%E2%80%9Cserious-conversation%E2%80%9D-about-pot/

NBA UNCENSORED TRASH TALK 4 (audio NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OqEwsZ6ZbC0

The Soap Opera Effect: When your TV tries to be smarter than you
http://news.cnet.com/8301-33620_3-57410231-278/the-soap-opera-effect-when-your-tv-tries-to-be-smarter-than-you/

Mexican pack of stray dogs 'kills four' in park
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-20944664

No one was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame for the 2nd time in 40 years. Bonds, Clemens, Sosa, Piazza, none of those guys even came close.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/8828339/no-players-elected-baseball-hall-fame-writers

201 inch outdoor LED TV - http://uncrate.com/stuff/c-seed-outdoor-led-tv/

 The last 3 paragraphs of this article are very interesting. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/01/09/why-trent-williams-punched-richard-sherman/

By one measure, D.C. residents tops among porn watchers
http://www.wtop.com/109/3186295/Nations-capital-is-porn-watching-capital

Do you think the US spends too much money on foreign assistance every year? (Hint: it's less than 1% of the budget) - http://www.one.org/us/2013/01/09/video-telling-americans-the-truth-about-foreign-aid/

Redskins name change should be discussed, Vincent Gray says
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/mike-debonis/wp/2013/01/09/redskins-name-change-should-be-discussed-vincent-gray-says/

Funny Drive-Thru Prank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg&feature=youtube_gdata_player (what town is this in, a few hot babes in the Drive thru...)

LIONS OR DOGS?!
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/watch_lion_dog_sparks_call_juG3AQxsIZjei2FsVMTdsM

Floating Cup Drive Thru Prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sascHoIYdTQ