Smelling Homeless People Fingers

10 Cocktails That Have Unexpected Histories

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bacardi/cocktails-that-have-unexpected-histories

Jack White Really Haaaaates The Black Keys
http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/jack-white-really-haaaaates-the-black-keys

Dates for 2 single bros
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/wan/3976684444.html

Olympic Giraffe Swim team Training
http://cheezburger.com/7449189632

newly proposed NYC soccer stadium, could be SICK with nice views
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erikmalinowski/whoa-this-would-be-the-coolest-stadium-in-the-universe

NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!! BONER ALERT BONER ALERT! AHHHH
http://vimeo.com/69427333

Semi NSWF - 2011 Sexy Music Video Mix Vol. 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdgKMmBQU_c

10 extremely NSFW dance-music videos
http://news.beatport.com/blog/2013/05/30/10-extremely-nsfw-dance-music-videos/

D.C. Opens First Weed Dispensary, Blocks From Our Nation's Capitol
http://www.buzzfeed.com/nowthisnews/dc-opens-first-weed-dispensary-block-from-our-n-749g

M Ward -  Sad Sad Song (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXynDV9BypI

NBC Will Bring 'Matrix'-Type Replay to NFL Game, Because the Future Is Awesome
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1725359-nbc-will-bring-matrix-type-replay-to-nfl-game-because-the-future-is-awesome

Turtle Disguised As Burger Smuggled Through Airport In China
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/31/turtle-disguised-burger-smuggled-airport-plane-china_n_3682332.html

NSFW pic of Lady Gaga - http://www.vmagazine.com/site/content/1363/gaga-strips-down-for-v#!/1

this chick could definitely rape you - http://guyism.com/sports/lindsay-hayward-makes-ufc-champ-look-small.html#1-lindsay-hayward-twitter

I remember this: http://i.imgur.com/YcsAcHl.jpg

An American Coach in London: NBC Sports Premier League
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6KeG_i8CWE8

Mumford & Sons yesterday released the music video for "Hopeless Wanderer," the latest single off their second studio album Babel, and it has everything you could ever want in a music video: Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman, Will Forte and Ed Helms.
http://gawker.com/the-new-mumford-sons-music-video-is-the-perfect-music-1027529588

NSFW - Finger Blasting Couple At Lolla Is What's Hot On The Internet Streets This Morning
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/finger-blasting-couple-at-lolla-is-whats-hot-on-the-internet-streets-this-morning/

Join Pirate gang in Indianapolis
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/craigslist-ad-of-the-day-so-i-have-to-join-this-guys-pirate-gang-right/


"This bedraggled city's decay poses no theological conundrum of the sort that troubled Darwin, but it does pose worrisome questions about the viability of democracy in jurisdictions where big government and its unionized employees collaborate in pillaging taxpayers." http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-f-will-detroits-death-by-democracy/2013/07/31/74a109c2-f94a-11e2-afc1-c850c6ee5af8_story.html

Really interesting article. Also the girl with down syndrome's one wish is for America to have lower taxes. Nice. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-woman-with-down-syndrome-seeks-power-to-live-the-way-she-wants/2013/07/20/76102a82-d789-11e2-a9f2-42ee3912ae0e_story.html?hpid=z1

The New York Times possibly acknowledging the existence (proliferation) of frivolous litigation? http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/07/30/opinion/nocera-lawyers-business-model.html

Fish & Chips + Korean BBQ
www.popville.com/2013/08/arthur-treacher-becomes-lunch-yaki-serving-japanese-and-korean-at-4th-and-florida-ave-nw/

Semi-NSFW - http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/08/05/is-this-kate-uptons-ass/
Kate Uptons butt

Fans Flock To Lollapalooza To See All Of The Biggest Brands
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m-YLQOYfzNk

Neat Beck remix of MF Doom song. http://pitchfork.com/news/51758-listen-beck-remixes-jj-dooms-banished/

Neat lil animations http://www.ignant.de/2013/08/05/laurene-boglio/

Remember When Joe Namath Was Accused Of Beating Up A Reporter?
http://deadspin.com/remember-when-joe-namath-was-accused-of-beating-up-a-re-1029416149

The Hackable Japanese Toilet Comes With An App To Track Poop
http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/05/209208453/the-hackable-japanese-toilet-comes-with-an-app-to-track-poop

SAUSAGE ART http://www.ignant.de/2013/08/02/art-in-wurst/

Classic Frat listserv job posting - Banker bro hiring frat dudes to get rich and bag "hot slampieces"
http://jezebel.com/banker-bro-now-hiring-frat-dudes-with-hot-slampieces-1012342664

H&M Supposedly Axed The World's Hottest Model After White Powder Incident
http://www.businessinsider.com/hm-drops-cara-delevingne-2013-8

Family Feud, a word that starts with "T", TITTIES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WDQetso2cQ

Terrible headline, but crazy story:
http://www.rcmp.gc.ca/nb/news-nouvelles/releases-communiques/13-08-05-164348-eng.htm