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Commissioner's Note:

I am sitting there, thinking man...Autumn is around the corner, it'll be chilly outside...but I still want to show off my pythons (arms)... Then it struck me, "Sleeveless Turtlenecks". Surely some genius has already created this, marketed it, and is rolling around in dough.  Well, much to my chagrin, they exist...but only for women. What a crock of shit.  So I'll be starting my own kickstarter campaign to get a line of men's Sleeveless Turtlenecks going.  Thanks for listening.  https://www.google.com/#bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&ei=P4QSUrDUCsTi4AO7xYDIBQ&fp=30126252eff94cba&q=sleeveless+turtleneck&sa=X&tbm=shop&ved=0CD0Qsxg

Silly Cat GIF
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/i-chzbgr-1.gif

Semi-NSFW - Diplo - Lazerdisk Party Sex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFoykg7i7ks

84 Amazingly Useful Words With No English Equivalent
http://www.feedbacq.com/blog/84-amazingly-useful-words-with-no-english-equivalent/

This Is the Amazing Cover Art for Prince's New Single
http://gawker.com/this-is-the-amazing-cover-art-for-princes-new-single-1164650644

BEST GIF EVER! HAHAHAHA - Pam Oliver gets hit with football
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/001/017/576/HarnishHitsPamOliver_original.gif?1376878592

South Korean Actress and Martial Artist Tammy Throws an Incredible First Ceremonial Pitch
http://i.minus.com/i3cQlzhyQjOLL.gif

A break-up elegantly animated as a kung-fu battle
http://vimeo.com/35699279

Deleted GOT scene
http://www.youtube.com/embed/lMXJlUIQP94

Summer Heart - I Wanna Go (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ujWvQ60fI

How would ya'll respond to this chick staring at you? I like to think I'd say something clever - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLv9n-aoYzM#at=218

bike ramp into lake, only thing missing is some womenz - http://youtu.be/sARwpAPglC4?t=32s

Europe's marijuana capital isn't Amsterdam. An outlaw Albanian village has built a fortune from the cultivation of cannabis worth as much as half the country's GDP, and it's off-limits to the police. http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/130815/europe-marijuana-capital-lazarat-albania

Fork In Penis X-Ray: Man, 70, Has Dining Implement Removed From Urethra (PICTURE)
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/19/fork-penis-x-ray-man-70-urethra-picture_n_3778481.html

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
http://www.theonion.com/articles/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-compl,33487/

Bears gone wild.  (not the fun gay kind....the animal kind...)
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/us/bear-attacks/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Scary story of dude getting shot in DC 5 years ago
http://www.salon.com/2013/08/19/what_i_learned_from_getting_shot/

JR Smith bought a $450k armored truck, this is why athletes go broke within 5 years of leaving the league
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/8/19/4636032/j-r-smith-knicks-armored-car

Georgia HS player dies after breaking his neck on a tackle:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/deantre-turman-top-georgia-football-prospect-dies-breaking-174119846.html

People are fucked
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/the-incredibly-offensive-letter-sent-to-a-mother-with-an-aut

Cool info graphic of NYC
http://www.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2013/08/18/reshaping-new-york/?partner=rss&emc=rss

Love this VINE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6R82ZQZQF4 (Fat baby)

New Dance Sensation: The 2 Bears: Bear Hug (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_PzTxqJEDw

A Kiss Between 2 Athletes On A Moscow Podium Has Brought More Attention To Russia's 'Gay Propaganda' Law
http://www.businessinsider.com/kiss-in-moscow-leads-to-controversy-2013-8

This is awful....but for real though.... where them pics at?
http://www.businessinsider.com/miss-teen-usa-cassidy-wolf-says-she-was-hacked-2013-8

Hot Dogs or Legs?
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/08/19/legs-that-look-like-hot-dogs-11-pics/

Danny Brown - Grown Up (chill song):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOmsU91AxVg

Uffi - Pop the Glock (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RA-lXK0c0g

Couple died 'after window they had sex against broke' http://firsttoknow.com/couple-fall-out-of-window-to-their-death-while-making-love/  and pic: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4988091/couple-died-having-sex-against-window-which-broke.html

This reminds me of my childhood: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhu7w4Ia6C1qdjplxo1_500.jpg

Awesome race footage from Americas Cup:
http://vplayer.nbcsports.com/p/BxmELC/nbcsportssite/select/MKxTJ_9cX21V

Wendy's Training Video Cold Drinks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ-JBFXh2IU&feature=youtu.be

Wendy's Training Video - Grilling
http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/08/16/awesome-wendys-training-video-from-80s-makes-us-wish-we-never-left-video/#.UhJ8-W2O7PZ

Making it Rain GIF: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/making-it-rain.gif

LOLZ GIF: Is he looking at a cheeseburger or some butts?
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/boards/g/img/0361/40/1376939114735.gif

Vertical Video Syndrome - A PSA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Bt9zSfinwFA