Meet me at the Dildo Factory

SFW - "the most explosively graphic lesbian sex scenes in recent memory" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22676798 (it's SAFE for work)

This video is pretty stupendous and NSFW....it may replace Ms New Booty which has been stuck in my head since 2006
http://www.avclub.com/articles/eric-wareheim-made-a-new-major-lazer-video-thats-f,98302/

sick bike tricks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=d1J43_TXly0

12 Things You Might Not Know About TLC
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mariasherm/12-things-you-might-not-know-about-tlc

Top 10 Newly Discovered Species of 2012
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/05/pictures/130523-top-ten-new-species-animals-plants-science/

 I love how two NFL players are pissed off at Justin Bieber...haha...I bet Bieber had no idea Keyshawn Johnson was a former NFL player when KJ confronted Bieber, so he ran off scared:
"When KJ got to Bieber's pad — he blocked Justin's Ferrari in the driveway and got out of his car to confront Justin face-to-face ... but Justin ran inside of his house and refused to come out."
http://mashable.com/2013/05/28/justin-bieber-driving-nfl/

Weird... Larry King to join Russian TV
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2013/05/29/larry-king-to-join-russian-tv.html

PATH/FAIL: politics, financing, development issues surrounding construction at the World Trade Center (interesting if you're bored and killing time or an architect)
http://observer.com/2013/05/pathfail/?show=all

The 14 Most Unsuccessful Moms Of The Year
http://www.buzzfeed.com/prettywickedmoms/the-14-most-unsuccessful-moms-of-the-year

Ben Bernanke video game:
http://projects.wsj.com/games/thefederator/?mg=inert-wsj

James Lipton used to be a Paris pimp - http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/james_lipton_parisian_pimp_ran_whole_PpkNTOw9MaNeRpCGFWcMfO

10 things Millenials are good at lying about - http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/10-things-millennials-are-incredibly-good-at-lying-about/

The benefits of owning a dog - http://designtaxi.com/news/357930/Infographic-The-Benefits-Of-Owning-A-Dog/

The best toilet paper for your bum bum - http://thesweethome.com/reviews/the-best-toilet-paper/

Photos of stealing candy from a baby - http://www.whudat.de/photographer-gives-lollipop-then-takes-it-away-12-pictures/

The master terrorist that we gave away - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/28/the-master-terrorist-we-gave-away.html

How the brain reacts to a romantic breakup - http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=how-does-the-brain-react-to-a-romantic-breakup

Charlotte Gainsbourg featuring Beck "Heaven Can Wait" (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CrWN0-MuK38

Discovery Channel has a show called NORTH AMERICA, like Planet Earth or Human Planet.
it's new and currently airing new episodes on Sundays. This was on the last segment and
it's good: http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/north-america/videos/dont-mess-with-a-chipmunks-nuts.htm

Space Pictures This Week: Stellar Dust Bunnies, Bat Signal
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/05/pictures/130524-new-space-pictures-246-volcano-nebula-science/

The Charlie Brown rap: (chill song) http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/05/29/charlie_brown_mc_scienze_and_blu_hip_hop_track_samples_peanuts_audio.html

Diet soda erodes teeth as much as meth, crack: Case study
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57586640/diet-soda-erodes-teeth-as-much-as-meth-crack-case-study/

Professor X eating his first pizza slice:
https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/339786117530415104/photo/1

This is silly
http://www.theonion.com/articles/familys-euphemism-for-genitals-really-weird,32613/

LeBron flops
http://www.businessinsider.com/lebron-flop-gifs-2013-5

give this guy a job already
http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2013/05/29/creative-taco-bell-application

DeSean Jackson's Girlfriend Cooked Him Breakfast Yesterday, So Here are Some Pictures of Her http://www.crossingbroad.com/2013/05/desean-jacksons-girlfriend-cooked-him-breakfast-yesterday-so-here-are-some-pictures-of-her.html

Billy Joel - Goodnight Saigon - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjzjhl-QztE (chill Song)

Gmail's New Inbox Sorts Emails Into Tabbed Categories
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/05/gmail-update/?cid=co8375844

The Sexxxtons Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Seek Father-Son Sex Scene Partners
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/28/the-sexxxtons-seek-father-son_n_3347186.html

Pot Pigs make best Prosciutto:
http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/05/pot-pig-seattle-bb-ranch-marijuana-feed.html