I'm so Derecho between the legs right now

Tom Cruise dubs Wal-Mart 'a role model,' commends megastore for 'improving women's lives' http://social.entertainment.msn.com/blogs/pop-spy-blogpost.aspx?post=25120f56-a609-4bd2-83d9-f0bdfb7203a2

Watch Female Israeli Soldiers Twerk With Assault Rifles (NSFW)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/watch-female-israeli-soldiers-twerk-with-assault-rifles

The Red Band Trailer for Frankenstein's Army Marches In! (NSFW)
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/174195-the-red-band-trailer-for-frankensteins-army-marches-in

Norm Macdonald & Gilbert Gottfried :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtAkLGLviGk


Best Underwater Pictures: Winners of 2013 Amateur Contest
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/06/pictures/130609-photography-contest-underwater-ocean-science/

Redskins fan and sportswriter calls out Dan Snyder:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9376010/rename-washington-redskins

Ticks be triflin' again
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324634304578537203916053308.html

Michael Jordan Hires Patrick Ewing As Bobcats Assistant Coach To Watch Him Lose More
http://www.theonion.com/articles/michael-jordan-hires-patrick-ewing-as-bobcats-assi,32797/

Best phone conversation in a feature film!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hroUeu4IvpE

Not that anyone gives a shit, but I was watching the US Open and apparently there are no flags to mark the holes at Merion golf course. Instead, Merion use wicker baskets on top of steel poles to mark each hole. - http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/11/sports/golf/wicker-baskets-not-flags-adorn-merion-golf-club.html

136 creepy wikipedia articles:  http://phocks.org/stumble/creepy/

comedians in cars with coffee, sarah silverman edition is out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMLdbNdY1x0&feature=youtu.be

Andrew Shaw Was Mic'd Up For His Game 1 Winner, And It's Fantastic
http://deadspin.com/andrew-shaw-was-micd-up-for-his-game-1-winner-and-it-513114029

lolz https://vine.co/v/blFMUum0On3

7 old wives' tales about cooking steak - http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/06/the-food-lab-7-old-wives-tales-about-cooking-steak.html

New human body part discovered - http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-06/new-body-part-discovered-human-eye

The Secret War: General Alexander has built up a cyber-army and is ready to unleash it on the world - http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/06/general-keith-alexander-cyberwar/

Montage of David Letterman talking to drummers - http://music.cbc.ca/#/blogs/2013/6/Check-out-this-montage-of-David-Letterman-talking-to-drummers

How to start a survival fire - http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/how-to-start-a-fire

They myth that rape rarely causes pregnancy comes from Nazi experiments - http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/06/12/trent_franks_abortion_myth_and_the_nazis_no_exception_for_pregnancy_from.html

Scared to eat food that's past its use-by-date? Read this before you toss it in the trash - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2340571/Scared-eat-food-past-use-date-Read-chuck-.html

General Dempsey sitting in a tank made out of 10,000 cupcakes - http://blogs.militarytimes.com/outside-the-wire/2013/06/11/thanks-for-your-service-have-a-cupcake/

Using dead mens' sperm to impregnate women... is it ethical? - http://news.discovery.com/human/making-babies-after-death-130611.htm

Evidence from NSA dipshit's failed modeling career - http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/42124_Images-_Edward_Snowden_Modeling_Shoot_Found

Husband terrified after woman found washing an unexploded bomb in the kitchen sink - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10108553/Woman-washed-unexploded-bomb-in-kitchen-sink.html