Friday, June 1, 2012

Don't Touch me you Jizz-Expert!

This was blasted yesterday, but i really really want you to watch this and get really really angry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbI&feature=share  (CUNTS)
    Update on CUNT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhaGrCSq7YM
    More update on CUNT: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/stefanie-woods-cookie-monster-gets15-days-in-jail-for-violating-probation

Why you shouldn't ask 4chan to name your band... (Men can be so cruel)
http://i.imgur.com/nLXK6.jpg

One of the best GIFS i've seen in a while
http://i.imgur.com/volIj.gif

The dead serious look on his face is what made me LOL (NSFW)
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/kZokQ.gif

This Reddit page is full of SHOCK humor: "Can you one-up me in "most offensive joke you know"?"
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/uessk/can_you_oneup_me_in_most_offensive_joke_you_know/

Detroit: the ruins left behind when city loses half its population
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18271118

This is awesome.  I hope Ryan Reynolds is ready to kiss dudes.  http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/dc_comics_green_lantern_to_be_revealed_Yt2uNktuzmrrWSbkIRIDbO

It would seem, that it is not a strictly western problem: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/05/bo-xilai-zhang-ziyi.html

Was Phil Jackson interested in taking over the Orlando Magic, and bringing Scottie Pippen in as coach?
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/phil-jackson-interested-taking-over-orlando-magic-bringing-141645647.html

George RR Martin said giants are starks and patriots are lannisters
http://deadspin.com/5914869/game-of-thrones-author-says-patriots-are-the-nfls-lannisters?tag=georgerrmartin

Monkeys + Synthesizers = http://hakanlidbo.com/archives/2541

Adorable Hamster gets Shot and pretends to be dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nhll1UslDg&feature=player_embedded

hamster fishing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72igAtfEOVQ

Obama loves to Cyber
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/01/world/middleeast/obama-ordered-wave-of-cyberattacks-against-iran.html?_r=2&hp

Not to be outdone by a Parkway pig, bull and cow 'having relations' slow Route 28 traffic
 http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-east/not-to-be-outdone-by-a-parkway-pig-bull-and-cow-having-relations-slow-route-28-traffic-638505/#ixzz1wYvTQ51l

Filmmaker Ami Horowitz's U.N. mission: Making mirth of a mess
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/un-skewering-filmmaker-ami-horowitzs-mission-working-dysfunction-for-laughs/2012/05/31/gJQAo3ES5U_story.html

Last year, Procter & Gamble, America's largest advertiser, spent $2,949,100,000 — more than will be spent by the Obama and Romney campaigns and super PACs supporting them. The fact that more is spent to influence Americans' choice of their detergent than of their president is as interesting as this:
The collapse of liberals' confidence in their ability to persuade is apparent in their concentration on rigging the rules of political persuasion. Their problem is that the First Amendment is the rule.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/montana-attempts-to-buck-the-supreme-court-on-citizens-united/2012/05/30/gJQA4DCi2U_story.html

US Shuts down a bunch of Chinatown Bus companies (including APEX BUS which i've used from DC to NYC) http://www2.timesdispatch.com/news/news/2012/jun/01/tdmain01-us-shuts-down-26-discount-bus-companies-ar-1956947/

Summer Reading Suggestion: http://www.amazon.com/Tubes-A-Journey-Center-Internet/dp/0061994936/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338551575&sr=8-1

How Quantum Suicide Works
http://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/science-questions/quantum-suicide.htm

Japanese company designs SOLD OUT iphone 'hand' case - http://www.strapya-world.com/products/45835.html

Intoxicated Indiana man straps 4 children to hood of car with timber cinch for short-lived joyride - http://autos.aol.com/article/police-drunk-indiana-man-strapped-4-children-to-hood-of-car/?ncid=txtlnkusauto00000020

50 best websites you'll wonder how you lived without
http://www.techradar.com/news/internet/web/50-websites-you-ll-wonder-how-you-lived-without-477214?artc_pg=1

1980: CNN's first broadcast
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/us/2011/06/01/cnn.first.day.cnn

'napalm girl' photo from Vietnam War turns 40
http://news.yahoo.com/ap-napalm-girl-photo-vietnam-war-turns-40-210339788.html

Orlando Woolridge died:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/orlando-woolridge-passes-away-age-52-153247606.html

Another Reason why the zombie apocalypse is near: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/a-pizza-shop-owner-in-staten-island-tried-to-eat-a

Thank God you're not this man: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/udmmj/i_am_a_man_with_what_is_called_a_dugin_penis/  THe link itself is not NSFW, but any other image link from this site is def NSFW

Obama on nudity, drag racing, and how to write: 20 details from Maraniss' 'Barack Obama: The Story'
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/obama-nudity-drag-racing-write-20-details-maraniss-160159477.html

I have nothing for this; http://unplugthetv.com/post/22890661402/fall-of-the-roman-empire-in-the-15th-century

The awesomely weird art of 1800s baseball photography
http://io9.com/5914713/the-awesomely-weird-art-of-1800s-baseball-photography

Watch This Drunk Cheerleading Fail
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/video/watch-this-drunk-cheerleading-fail

NSFW Music Video: http://stereogum.com/1047381/el-p-the-full-retard-video/video/

Here's a fat guy losing his shorts trying to catch a foul ball to finish off your day
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1081095/rays-foul-again.gif

AWESOME TMNT concept art: http://geektyrant.com/news/2011/9/2/awesomely-hardcore-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-character-ar.html


Maxin interviews the cast and crew of the Wire: http://www.maxim.com/tv/maxim-interrogates-the-makers-and-stars-of-the-wire

Bat wielding Russian breaks up road rage beatdown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SHJE62FKM4&feature=player_embedded

File this under "C'mon, son.": http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-kordell-stewart-20120531,0,4109382.story

First look at Andre 3000 as Jimi Hendrix: http://gawker.com/5914043/first-look-andre-3000-as-jimi-hendrix-in-controversial-biopic-all-is-by-my-side


Best puppet dance ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co1JOXiabd8&feature=player_embedded

Another reason not to post dumb photos on facebook: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/family-of-teen-girl-who-posted-a-facebook-photo-of-her-grandmothers-wads-of-cash-terrorised-in-home-invasion/story-e6freuy9-1226369523897

haha this guy is like one of those sucker fish that just hangs onto the side of a whale: http://news.cnet.com/8301-32973_3-57440513-296/meet-the-tireless-entrepreneur-who-squatted-at-aol/

That's a big shark: http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/33674/startling+great+white+shark+attack+footage+creates+stir+among+beachgoers/

We needed more hoes like this in our HS: http://www.wsoctv.com/videos/news/district-says-student-baring-genitals-in-yearbook/vHRJb/

75 Books men should read: http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/75-books?src=soc_twtr#slide-2

nice, bloody UFC fight: http://ironforgesiron.com/cain-velasquez-vs-antonio-silva/

Dicaprio was almost Hasselhoff's son on baywatch: http://todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/31/11995902-hasselhoff-dicaprios-failed-baywatch-audition-for-the-best

Steven Spielberg's Robopocalyse will be released on April 25th, 2014.

The Rise of the Planet of the Apes sequel has been given the title Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and will be released May 23rd, 2014.

Matthew Vaughn's sequel to X-Men: First Class will be released July 18th, 2014.

Wish they had video of this idiot motorcyclist: http://www.sacbee.com/2012/05/31/4528019/motorcyclist-clocked-going-193.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#mi_rss=Latest%20News

In case you were curious about Zuckerberg's wife: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/27/fashion/who-is-priscilla-chan.html?_r=2&smid=tw-share

This will make you hate women more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbI&feature=player_embedded

These tiger shrimps scare me: http://www.nola.com/environment/index.ssf/2012/05/menacing_tiger_shrimp_are_prow.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter