BroBlast: May 2018

Thursday, May 31, 2018

Rainy Hardons

Russian journalist who was reported killed shows up at news conference in

Ukraine

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/30/russian-journalist-alive-arkady-babchenko-611649

Roseanne Barr Claims She Didn't Know Valerie Jarrett Is Black: I 'Thought

She Was White'

https://people.com/tv/roseanne-barr-claims-didnt-know-valerie-jarrett-is-black/

Then she said she was on Ambien and Ambien replied with "Racism is not a

known side-effect of Ambien..." -

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/30/roseanne-barr-blames-ambien-zolpidem-drug-real-side-effects/654683002/

(chill https://www.nts.live/shows/sun-cut/episodes/suncut-28th-may-2018

song)

Old, but good - This Is The Most Embarrassing Plane-Pooping Story Ever

https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-plane-pooping-story-ever-1456846301

Big Banks to Get Reprieve from Volcker Rule

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/30/business/volcker-rule-banks-federal-reserve.html

Wildwood released the body cam footage of the beach arrest chick last week,

she's out of line but still excessive force, no doubt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fy_FRqspk

there's 2 other videos, this shows the cop say "that's it, I've had it,

you're getting dropped" right before assaulting her.

Giuliani on getting boo'ed -

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1001954180691582977

interesting article:

But the toad –– this is the most bizarre psychedelic I know of, or that I

certainly have had experience of. It is the smoked venom of the Sonoran

Desert toad. How did anyone ever figure that out, that the venom of this

toad was not only psychoactive, but in fact it’s poisonous unless you smoke

it, which burns off the toxins and leaves the chemical 5-MeO-DMT? The

ingenuity of humankind is really on display here. They milk this toad. It

doesn’t hurt the toad. It’s a big toad that lives in the Sonoran Desert, as

the name suggests. You basically gently squeeze the glands that are on the

side in the legs of this toad. The spray of venom you catch on a piece of

glass. Overnight, it dries and crystallizes, and it looks like brown sugar.

Then, you put it in a vaporizer and smoke it. It’s the most powerful and

instantaneous trip you can imagine. You are basically taking one big gulp

of this gas. Before you’ve exhaled, you are just lost to the world. You

feel the sense, not only of your ego dissolving, but of all fixed landmarks

dissolving: matter, your body, the room, any sense of place. Any

orientation in space or time is gone.

https://longreads.com/2018/05/30/michael-pollan-on-why-its-a-good-idea-to-lose-your-self/?mc_cid=6c1dfcda84&mc_eid=[UNIQID]

Trump says he didn't fire Comey over Russia on Twitter this morning when a

year ago on NATIONAL TV said he got rid of him because of Russia.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1002164186481352704

DC Bro successfully evading the police

https://twitter.com/DMVHOODZNDNEWZ/status/1001932856908795910

This is true

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1002179760808579078

Hellworld continues -

https://www.msnbc.com/hallie-jackson/watch/at-least-8-white-nationalists-running-for-federal-office-1245401667672

Holtby being the man - https://imgur.com/oL8CMtY

Someone running for Governor in Georgia has bought a deportation bus and

then made this. I have no words.

https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/996766192550531072

GOP candidate behind 'Deportation Bus' loses in gubernatorial bid

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/388926-gop-candidate-behind-deportation-bus-resoundingly-defeated-in-gubernatorial

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Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Pocket full o turds

Morgan Freeman got got -

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/24/entertainment/morgan-freeman-accusations/index.html

‘The fatty on the train’: Kim Jong Un nicknames proliferate in China

despite censors

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/03/29/the-fatty-on-the-train-kim-jong-un-nicknames-proliferate-in-china-despite-censors/?utm_term=.a7dfecb8277c

Lol - https://twitter.com/ChrisCJackson/status/999650374008098816

Hell yeah the multilevel marketing scheme president killing the game:

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/999679772178419712

Gambling!

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/23/nyregion/in-new-jersey-a-3-million-bet-that-a-sports-bar-could-take-bets.html

some pretty stanky funk riffs here (chill song) https://youtu.be/TA9LVzuC7z4

Ronaldhino living the dream -

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/football-legend-ronaldinho-marry-two-12587277

Alexa listening to you -- this is fucked up:

https://twitter.com/KristenhCNN/status/999701587240148992

Rudy Giuliani gets boo'ed at Yankees game

https://twitter.com/i/moments/1001232929115246594

Problem Solved - https://twitter.com/NRATV/status/999714805333147650

New age treadmill - https://www.treadly.co/optin-20481192

Hurricane Maria killed 4,500 in Puerto Rico, 70 times official toll: study

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMsa1803972?query=featured_home&

Story on US forces in Syria battling Russian Mercenaries

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/24/world/middleeast/american-commandos-russian-mercenaries-syria.html

the mercenaries are from the Wagner Group, started by a Ukrainian spec ops

guy who went by the call sign Wagner supposedly because of his affection

for the 3rd Reich, though he may be only a figurehead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagner_Group

The photos that explain Nicaragua's crisis

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-44287034

Federal Agencies Lost Track of Nearly 1,500 Migrant Children Placed With

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Rowdy Roddy

Philly pizza place serving epic cheesesteak, stromboli, pizza and garlic

knot combo

http://www.phillyvoice.com/mojus-family-pizzeria-philly-cheesesteak-stromboli-pizza-garlic-knot-combo/

The princes, the president and the fortune seekers

https://apnews.com/a3521859cf8d4c199cb9a8567abd2b71

This Brandi Chastain plaque might somehow be worse than the Ronaldo plaque

from a year ago, looks like they caught her mid-turtlehead

https://twitter.com/sportingnews/status/998910612204736512

Newscaster identifies the wrong car in a police chase & just targets some

guy going into a shop, the "oh dear" when she knows she screwed up is great

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/998672304468000769

The U.S. Has 57 Times As Many School Shootings Than the Other Major

Industrialized Nations Combined:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/21/us/school-shooting-us-versus-world-trnd/index.html

Ha - https://twitter.com/holdenshearer/status/998913016925220865?s=21

Betsy DeVos might be the least qualified cabinet members...which is saying

a lot

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/998941599127261185

Look at these fucking dumb pieces of shit morons -

"Proud mom orders ‘Summa Cum Laude’ cake online. Publix censors it: Summa …

Laude."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/05/22/proud-mom-orders-summa-cum-laude-cake-online-publix-censors-it-to-summa-laude

Blasted before, but here's Hunter S. Thompsons routine

http://mentalfloss.com/article/33487/hunter-s-thompsons-daily-routine

15 yard penalties for kneeling during the anthem lol. Goodell is such a

pussy

https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/05/22/anthem-rules-kneeling-penalties-home-team-stay-locker-room-roger-goodell

Racist Cop - https://twitter.com/Elly_grande/status/999072581981540354

N.F.L. Teams Will Be Fined for Players’ Anthem Kneeling

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/23/sports/nfl-anthem-kneeling.html

Philip Roth Dies at 85:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/philip-roth-towering-novelist-who-explored-lust-jewish-life-and-america-dies-at-85/ar-AAxF7fT

DC Gems -

https://www.washingtonian.com/2018/01/21/26-wonderful-places-around-dc-that-you-may-have-never-noticed-favorite-places-hidden-gems/

Rowdy Brunch Patrons Hurl Drink, Obscenities at Tomi Lahren

https://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-rowdy-brunch-patrons-hurl-drinks-obscenities-at-tomi-lahren/

Episode of Cheaters starting 14:15 mark - shit gets crazy

https://youtu.be/q8Pw6gBJgzI?t=14m15s

People trolling Nigerian scammers

http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Jetsons: The Movie Official Trailer #1 - Mel Blanc Movie (1990) HD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nuo5QfemCE

Tiffany - You and Me (music video The Jetsons)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB_Ybc4Z-Fs

Thundercats Roar (new show)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qi41rHz4ps

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Monday, May 21, 2018

Pickleback Shots for Thots

ANTONIO CARLOS JOBIM (1970) - Stone Flower (Full Album) (chill song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lfHX8NBmXk

Los Zafiros - Bossa Cubana - DISCO ENTERO (chill song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdmW2L4mGM4&feature=youtu.be

LOL - https://twitter.com/eddd_maisterr/status/997953436124569601

PFT Commenter rose from an Internet ‘cesspool’ to podcasting glory. And no

one knows who he is.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/pft-commenter-rose-from-an-internet-cesspool-to-podcasting-glory-and-no-one-knows-who-he-is/2018/05/21/16077f24-5910-11e8-b656-a5f8c2a9295d_story.html?utm_term=.c43b14dfe5a3

US-China trade agreements are ‘face-saving’ and ‘lose-lose,’ says Moody’s

chief economist

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/21/us-china-trade-agreements-are-and-lose-lose-says-moodys-economist.html

Trump backs away from China trade war, while a Trump development gets a

$500 million Chinese loan -

https://www.vox.com/2018/5/21/17375900/trump-trade-lido-city-indonedia

5 women sue USC, alleging they were victimized by campus gynecologist

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-usc-doctor-lawsuit-20180521-story.html

Friend zoned after winning 1.39M dollars -

https://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/did-aaron-wise-get-friend-zoned-after-he-won-yesterday-or-was-that-his-mom

Keeping the thumb down on the working man -

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/998576678363435008

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Friday, May 18, 2018

Wicked Rancid Squid Fahts

The lawyer who threatened to call immigration enforcement on workers at a

Manhattan cafe earlier this week sprinted away from an NBC News reporter

earlier today http://4.nbcny.com/EDK3Uvt

Video of him running away -

https://twitter.com/nbcnewyork/status/997214014378856450?s=21

Kicked out of his office space -

https://nypost.com/2018/05/17/racist-lawyer-kicked-out-of-his-office-space/

Department of Defense video outlining the 2017 Niger ambush:

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/20936/weve-posted-the-pentagons-entire-moment-by-moment-niger-ambush-video-briefing

Michel Platini: 1998 World Cup Draw Fixed for France to Avoid Brazil Until

Final

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2776691-michel-platini-1998-world-cup-draw-fixed-for-france-to-avoid-brazil-until-final

DMB me too:

https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/05/boyd-tinsley-misconduct-allegations/

This sucks - https://twitter.com/6abc/status/997474981637447681

The Untold Story of Robert Mueller's Time in Combat

https://www.wired.com/story/robert-mueller-vietnam/

PERFECT MODDED BEAT SABER: Kaskade - Never Sleep Alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAlwSC5PQZo&feature=youtu.be

(t's like Fruit Ninja mixed with Guitar Hero mixed with LSD mixed with

Techno dance party.)

Another school shooting ... sigh...

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/18/us/texas-school-shooting/index.html

Reuben Foster's ex: 'Lied a lot' about domestic violence incident

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/23532216/san-francisco-49ers-reuben-foster-accuser-says-lied-alleged-domestic-violence-incident

Crazy NSFW Japanese art - http://imgur.com/gallery/EdKjF4K

Man carrying American flag and handgun arrives at Santa Fe High School just

after deadly shooting -

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Man-carrying-American-flag-and-handgun-arrives-at-12925271.php

Pack of Wiener Dogs kills woman -

http://fox8.com/2018/05/17/oklahoma-woman-killed-by-pack-of-mixed-dachshunds/

White Terrorist -

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dimitrios-pagourtzis-reportedly-idd-as-santa-fe-texas-shooting-suspect

80's toys that didn't make it -

http://mentalfloss.com/article/31875/12-toys-1980s-didnt-take

The Full Story of The White Woman Arrested for Petting a Black Woman’s Dog

is Even Wilder (and Whiter) Than You Think

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/the-full-story-of-the-white-woman-arrested-for-petting-1826148856

Look at this fucking piece of shit fucking moron...are you fucking kidding

me?!

https://twitter.com/TomNamako/status/997557776850268162

POTUS doesn't know diff. between HIV and HPV (which probably means he also

doesn't know how to Google simple questions) -

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/18/bill-gates-donald-trump-difference-hiv-hpv

2018 has been deadlier for school children than service men/women

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2018/05/18/2018-has-been-deadlier-for-schoolchildren-than-service-members/

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Thursday, May 17, 2018

Cholula Farts son muy espicy

Argentina FA Puts Out World Cup Manual With Chapter On Picking Up Russian

Women

https://deadspin.com/argentina-fa-puts-out-world-cup-manual-with-chapter-on-1826070754

The Entire Economy Is MoviePass Now. Enjoy It While You Can.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/16/technology/moviepass-economy-startups.html

Adam Sandler lol - https://twitter.com/broazay/status/996520411687997440

haha, silly dog -

https://twitter.com/clintfalin/status/996833316476203008?s=21

So True (Lolz) -

https://twitter.com/slugdaplug/status/996790273576497153?s=11

Stay Messi, My Friend: Lionel Messi only seems like the least interesting

man in the world. Listen closely and his silence speaks louder than most

athletes' shouts.

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/23520684/barcelona-star-lionel-messi-manages-stay-hidden-fame

How Baby Boomers Broke America

http://time.com/5280446/baby-boomer-generation-america-steve-brill/

RIP Young Kind Dave -

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/997158029484175360

He was only 19!

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/j5k8zp/smokin-doinks-young-king-dave-died

White Pant Season -

https://twitter.com/prophethusband/status/996790366505402369

So we did a little light collusion what gives?

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/996940985107144704

Fucking wow...

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/05/republican-lawmaker-rocks-tumbling-ocean-causing-sea-level-rise

Evil Genius - 4 part series on Netflix, it's supposed to be wild

http://www.vulture.com/2018/05/evil-genius-netflix-discussed.html

LOL the Royal family is going to love this, Megan Markle giving BJ's in her

old 90210 days

https://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/video-surfaces-of-meghan-markle-giving-a-blow-job-in-a-car-on-90210

Advice for the single bros out there -

https://twitter.com/DickFurari/status/928969941100802048

Becky With the Bold Hands: White Woman Arrested for Attempting to Pet Black

Woman’s Dog Without Permission

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/becky-with-the-bold-hands-white-woman-arrested-for-att-1826114742

haha, McCain lolz

https://twitter.com/daveanthony/status/997172468124037120

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Wednesday, May 16, 2018

The man with the Baobab Tree dong

North Korea says not so fast dickheads!

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/996710117184802816

This video of “Millennials trying Chick-fil-A for the first time” has me

ready to throw HANDS

https://twitter.com/rachelharber1/status/996232927091585024

Woman Poops On The Floor And Throws It At A Starbucks Employee After A

Heated Argument

https://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/woman-poops-on-the-floor-and-throws-it-at-a-starbucks-employee-after-a-heated-argument/

This looks awesome! Bohemian Rhapsody | Teaser Trailer

https://youtu.be/6S9c5nnDd_s

The MOOCH Lolz - https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/996770426331320321

BREAKING: Michigan State Univ. says it has reached $500,000,000 settlement

with 332 women and girls who say they were sexually assaulted by Larry

Nassar.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/996779555057754112

These guys are all so fucking stupid...

https://twitter.com/K8brannen/status/996751405884076035

MH370 experts think they’ve finally solved the mystery of the doomed

Malaysia Airlines flight -

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/05/14/mh370-experts-think-theyve-finally-solved-the-mystery-of-the-doomed-malaysia-airlines-flight/?utm_term=.b5a72c5524ab

A Secret Mission, a Code Name and Anxiety: Inside the Early Days of the

F.B.I.’s Trump Investigation - https://nyti.ms/2GoVdBx

Remember Xuxa?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84KGCJgvcXQ

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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Don't cry for me, Fartgentina

Location and details of almost every wind turbine in USA

https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/comments/8jcmwz/location_and_details_of_almost_every_wind_turbine/?st=JH75ZCCY&sh=d0ff1e47

Looks like another hedge fund pig is an NFL owner, could happen as early as

today

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/996343691664150530

ESPN Films and Netflix are partnering for a multi-part 10-hour documentary

about Michael Jordan. Coming out in 2019. Jordan has signed off on his

participation.

https://twitter.com/richarddeitsch/status/996378695668568064

Fox is def going to ruin this

https://twitter.com/ThePassageFOX/status/996148512617185281

The Gun-Law Loophole That Entices Tycoons and Criminals to Play Cop: An

accused drug smuggler, Elon Musk bodyguards, hedge fund magnate Robert

Mercer and hundreds of others got privileges meant for the police.

https://bloom.bg/2rLzluE

Jon Bon Jovi Jealous Of Former Classmate Who Made It Out Of Jersey

https://entertainment.theonion.com/jon-bon-jovi-jealous-of-former-classmate-who-made-it-ou-1826035699

Tom Wolfe, Innovative Nonfiction Writer and Novelist, Dies at 88

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/tom-wolfe-innovative-nonfiction-writer-and-novelist-dies-at-88/ar-AAxjAI2?li=BBnbfcL

crowd sourced self driving company that runs off a dash cam:

https://comma.ai/

Netanyahu Announces Day Of Mourning For Fence Damaged In Yesterday’s

Conflict

https://www.theonion.com/netanyahu-announces-day-of-mourning-for-fence-damaged-i-1826046925

Woman fired for bringing laxative-filled brownies to coworker's send-off,

police say

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2018/05/laxative-filled-brownies.html

Robinson Cano hit with 80-game ban in baseball stunner

https://nypost.com/2018/05/15/robinson-cano-suspended-for-peds-in-baseball-stunner/

2018 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot: Manny Ramirez's failed PED tests are

costing him

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/2018-baseball-hall-of-fame-ballot-manny-ramirezs-failed-ped-tests-are-costing-him/

Damn, The Onion bringing the heat

https://www.theonion.com/idf-soldier-recounts-harrowing-heroic-war-story-of-kil-1826048745

No more marijuana convictions in NYC -

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/996477106195501058

Lucas Glover's Wife Arrested For Allegedly Beating The Shit Out Of Him

After He Played Bad At The Players Championship

https://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/lucas-glovers-wife-arrested-for-allegedly-beating-the-shit-out-of-him-after-he-played-bad-at-the-players-championship

Jim Beam Heir Turns to Pot With Plan for a Cannabis Empire

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-14/jim-beam-heir-turns-to-pot-with-plan-to-build-a-cannabis-empire

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Monday, May 14, 2018

Boisterous Man Farts

this is peak internet & why Twitter will never die

https://twitter.com/philtheafrican/status/995182063136292865

Supreme Court Rules States Are Free To Legalize Sports Betting

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/05/14/589087523/supreme-court-rules-states-are-free-to-legalize-sports-betting

https://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/mmbm-i-started-to-roast-tampa-bay-but-after-game-two-it-seemed-too-mean-so-i-roasted-washington-dc-instead-to-be-polite/

Onion bringing the heat -

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/996090114920022017

Trump vs. The Deep State

http://bit.ly/2IzfGJ5

uh oh -

https://972mag.com/we-are-all-accomplices-to-israels-massacre-in-gaza/135348/

Steele's dossier says Putin gave Trump a brokerage fee from the sale of 19%

of Rosneft—Russia's oil giant. Today @MichaelAvenatti said a top agent of

QIA—which bought the Rosneft stock—was secretly at Trump Tower 48 hours

after the sale.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/995853600554405889

Education Department Unwinds Unit Investigating Fraud at For-Profits

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/13/business/education-department-for-profit-colleges.html

Tardy the Turtle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCiU5sV4Tk

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Friday, May 11, 2018

Tortellini of a dong, man

hot new Bryan Caplan research on addiction :

http://econfaculty.gmu.edu/bcaplan/pdfs/szasz.pdf

Boston Dynamics' robots can now go for a jog outside and avoid obstacles

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/994763112174817280

Classic Jurassic Park 1, i love it!

http://i.imgur.com/Bb8LBy0.jpeg

This is terrifying - https://gfycat.com/GiganticFlawlessInganue

Police confirm death of Frightened Rabbit singer Scott Hutchison

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/11/body-found-in-search-for-frightened-rabbit-singer-scott-hutchison

The WH hosted military spouses today. Our armed forces are 40% non-white.

The odds that -- BY CHANCE -- a group of 52 military spouses would contain

no people of color are lower than 100 trillion to 1.

https://twitter.com/RonaldKlain/status/994807951679508481

WH Chief of Staff John Kelly, asked about separating migrant families at

the border, tells @NPR, “They don’t integrate well. They don’t have

skills.” Interview airs on tomorrow’s @MorningEdition -

https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/994761397375561728

“I know he’s upset because he thinks that his legacy is being tarnished,

but his legacy didn’t have a leg to stand on.” -@DiamondandSilk on former

President Obama

https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/994918796740648966

Diamond and Silk = Pieces of shit -->

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/02/donald-trumps-sizzling-sister-act-213659

Netanyahu Begins Calling For Israeli Return To Ancient Homeland Of Iran

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/994633425012314113

Totally not racist cop -

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/994594065919324160

The Sistine Chapel of Comic-Strip Art: On a beer-splotched wall of a

Midtown sports bar, a forgotten relic from the heyday of cartooning,

featuring Beetle Bailey, Fred Flintsone and some jokers from Mad magazine.

With cameos by James Thurber, Ernest Hemingway and Marilyn Monroe.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/11/nyregion/the-sistine-chapel-of-comic-strip-art.html

AT&T CEO says hiring Michael Cohen 'was a big mistake'

http://money.cnn.com/2018/05/11/media/att-michael-cohen-randall-stephenson/index.html

Fat Shaming -

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kicked-off-harry-potter-ride-fat_us_5af09fbfe4b041fd2d2992c9

Brooklyn 99 funnies

https://twitter.com/0DanSmith/status/994693994411016192

This guy is going to need a lawyer -

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/05/10/610102872/man-allegedly-used-change-of-address-form-to-move-ups-headquarters-to-his-apartm

What: https://twitter.com/HBO/status/994963855532089344

FAT BEAR - https://twitter.com/TDOnline/status/994936449010151426

Onion Lolz - https://twitter.com/OnionSports/status/994972862325850114

Brawl breaks out at Charity Cornhole Tournament

https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2018/5/10/17339582/how-georgia-is-this-crime-charity-cornhole-fight

Akbar Gbaja-Biamila threw out the first pitch before the Phillies game and

it was ... interesting to say the least

https://www.mlb.com/cut4/akbar-gbaja-biamila-has-an-interesting-first-pitch-before-phillies-game/c-276149732

this is some entertaining Pence-trashing

https://www.msnbc.com/deadline-white-house/watch/steve-schmidt-on-vp-pence-he-is-a-titanic-fraud-1230549571812

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Thursday, May 10, 2018

Crumbies

Here's some of the hidden things you may have missed in the childish

Gambino music video

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.highsnobiety.com/p/childish-gambino-this-is-america-recap/%3Fformat%3Damp

Let's all buy pickup trucks -

https://jalopnik.com/there-s-a-discount-war-on-for-outgoing-trucks-thanks-to-1825881424

Trump motorboating Giuliani while Giuliani is in drag -

(not kidding) https://youtu.be/4IrE6FMpai8

Here’s a Theory About That $1.6 Million Payout From a GOP Official to a

Playboy Model

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/05/theory-playboy-model-had-affair-with-trump-not-broidy.html

Duke is the worst

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/05/then-the-censors-came-for-rap-music/560003/

‘$500 and he’s a ghost’: Man accused of enlisting white supremacists to

kill his black neighbor

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/05/09/500-and-hes-a-ghost-man-accused-of-enlisting-white-supremacists-to-kill-his-black-neighbor/

We Found Matt Patricia’s Sexual Assault Indictment In 30 Seconds. Why

Didn’t The Detroit Lions?

https://deadspin.com/we-found-matt-patricia-s-sexual-assault-indictment-in-3-1825909467

Yale white student is newest problematic person of the day

https://www.theroot.com/a-black-yale-student-took-a-nap-in-a-dorm-common-room-1825893057#_ga=2.57612138.19361543.1525954503-1151306203.1525954503

This is her... https://philosophy.yale.edu/people/sarah-braasch

Trump White House quietly cancels NASA research verifying greenhouse gas

cuts

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/05/trump-white-house-quietly-cancels-nasa-research-verifying-greenhouse-gas-cuts

Giuliani basically asked to leave law firm -

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/994609385530970112

Cobra Kai Ep 1 - “Ace Degenerate” - The Karate Kid Saga Continues

https://youtu.be/_rB36UGoP4Y

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Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Tartlets and Starlets

Jimmy Kimmel: Rudy Giuliani Giving Unhinged Interviews So Donald Trump

Looks “Normal”

http://deadline.com/2018/05/jimmy-kimmel-rudy-giuliani-unhinged-interviews-make-donald-trump-look-normal-1202384618/

Sports betting could soon be legalized in the U.S. Media companies can’t

wait.

https://www.recode.net/2018/5/5/17320088/sports-betting-legal-supreme-court-legalized-gambling

People getting hurt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khu91FvRW5Q

Cursing Parrot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OseH-G24afs

SICK GUITAR PEDAL!

https://reverb.com/item/1939002-noisekick-fx-reagan-fuzz-2017-kuato

Illinois police claim if marijuana is legalized, they'll have to kill their

police dogs

http://theweek.com/speedreads/771903/illinois-police-claim-marijuana-legalized-theyll-have-kill-police-dogs

you ever hear the Dangermouse/Sparklehorse rendition of Dark Night of the

Soul? -

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3OaBAbBVQEA

The story of the Sparklehorse lead singer when they toured with Radiohead

is crazy- In 1996, while supporting Radiohead on the first Sparklehorse

tour, Linkous overdosed on alcohol, Valium and antidepressants and possibly

other substances in his London hotel room.[12] Rendered unconscious by the

combination of drugs, he collapsed with his legs pinned beneath him, and

remained in that position for almost fourteen hours.[13] He was treated at

St Mary's Hospital, London.[6] Subsequent surgeries saved both legs but

left him wheelchair-bound for six months;[13] his legs never fully regained

their original strength.[3]

His death is also fucking terrible-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Linkous#Death

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Monday, May 7, 2018

Daddy is not coming on anything

50BMG vs. Propane Tanks?

https://youtu.be/57nmiaplP1Q

Tick and Mosquito Infections Spreading Rapidly, C.D.C. Finds:

Rates of Lyme, Zika and exotic new diseases are soaring. Federal officials

blame hotter weather, jet travel, forested suburbs and slow vaccine

development.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/01/health/ticks-mosquitoes-diseases.html

Report: Redskins cheerleaders required to pose topless for 2013 photo shoot

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/23387536/washington-redskins-cheerleaders-required-pose-topless-2013-photo-shoot-according-report

Mystery High School Football Field Pooper Turns Out To Be A School

Superintendent

https://deadspin.com/mystery-high-school-football-field-pooper-turns-out-to-1825745477

Weird and wonderful film about aliens who come to Earth in search of heroin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6crn1ScFt5k

Volkswagen and Audi car infotainment systems hacked remotely

https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2018/05/02/volkswagen-and-audi-car-infotainment-systems-hacked-remotely/

High speed police chase in Cali last week -

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/SoCal-LA-OC-Police-Chase-Pursuits-High-Speed-Watch-LAPD-CHP-231792851.html

Isn't the white house correspondent dinner always hosted by a comedian?

Pretty sure Obama was shredded during his if I recall correctly

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/990926480329859073

Netflix’s Evil Genius Investigates the Notorious ‘Pizza Bomber Heist’

http://www.vulture.com/2018/04/evil-genius-netflix-trailer-pizza-bomber-heist.html

Here Are 12 of NYC's Most Iconic and Unique Sandwiches in Salivating Photos

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/These-are-Some-of-the-Most-Iconic-and-Unique-Sandwiches-in-NYC-479412133.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_NYBrand

Kelly thinks he's saving U.S. from disaster, calls Trump 'idiot,' say White

House staffers

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/kelly-thinks-he-s-saving-u-s-disaster-calls-trump-n868961

Snooty dog owners hijacked NYC park for "private" kennel club

https://nypost.com/2018/04/28/snooty-dog-owners-hijacked-nyc-park-for-private-kennel-club/

Roy Moore files complaints claiming 'political conspiracy' targeted his

Senate run

https://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2018/04/roy_moore_to_discuss_allegatio.html

Don't use hand dryers because they'll blow fecal matter on your hands

https://t.co/2imrOuPhGn

Trump doctor Harold Bornstein says bodyguard, lawyer 'raided' his office,

took medical files

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-doc-says-trump-bodyguard-lawyer-raided-his-office-took-n870351

Gross - Zach Ertz shows utmost respect for Jason Witten

https://247sports.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/Bolt/Zach-Ertz-shows-utmost-respect-for-Jason-Witten--118014435

Westworld Season 3

http://variety.com/2018/tv/news/westworld-renewed-season-3-hbo-1202794092/

Kanye...sigh.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tmz-staffer-calls-out-kanye-west-to-his-face-for-calling-slavery-a-choice

Pork Roll Ice Cream

https://twitter.com/FOX29philly/status/991633638386208768

Matt Harvey, coke head? Your thoughts?

https://twitter.com/DJL10000/status/991363638601465856

Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?

https://quizzes.clickhole.com/which-one-of-my-garbage-sons-are-you-1825124556

Saudi Prince Visits Injured Yemeni Child In Hospital To Finish The Job

https://www.theonion.com/saudi-prince-visits-injured-yemeni-child-in-hospital-to-1825720599

This is hot - https://gfycat.com/SelfassuredDistortedAmericangoldfinch

HAHA- this is great -

https://twitter.com/brentknepper/status/991306273168740352

Hot Take from a Hot Bimbo -

https://twitter.com/BrittMcHenry/status/991761021831385088

Former Washington DT A.J. Francis Rips Team On Instagram After Signing With

Giants: "Your Logo Is Racist" -

https://deadspin.com/former-washington-dt-a-j-francis-rips-team-on-instagra-1825733833

'Extreme Cut Out Jeans' selling for $168

https://www.abcactionnews.com/money/consumer/extreme-cut-out-jeans-selling-for-168

Trump appoints Belichick to his "sports council"

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/992374453710581760

New Childish Gambino music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

Crazy time lapse video of the lava in Hawaii swallowing up a car, crazy shit

https://twitter.com/bclemms/status/993334431883677696

Exclusive: Democrats lose ground with millennials - Reuters/Ipsos poll

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-millennials/democrats-lose-ground-with-millennials-reuters-ipsos-poll-idUSKBN1I10YH

Kanye is crazy, man. I hate giving TMZ clicks, but this is too good.

and http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/01/kanye-west-opioids-liposuction/

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/01/kanye-west-tmz-live-slavery-trump/

Man this dude is so fucking corrupt-

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/lobbyist-helped-broker-pruitts-100000-trip-to-morocco/2018/05/01/b2e20ee0-4d76-11e8-b725-92c89fe3ca4c_story.html

'The Mountain' Hafthor Bjornsson Crowned 2018 World's Strongest Man

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2774532-the-mountain-hafthor-bjornsson-crowned-2018-worlds-strongest-man

Blankenship goes after McConnell’s ‘China family’ in new ad

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/03/blankenship-mcconnell-china-568305

Snoop’s take on the other hip-pop https://youtu.be/kMRkxidQO-M

Soccer manager loses cool after poor call from ref (Semi-NSFW)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/8gyy5u/manager_loses_cool_after_poor_decision_by_refree/

Conan O’Brien And Bill Hader Play ‘God Of War’

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/conan-and-bill-hader-play-god-of-war-and-wed-watch-this-all-day_us_5aede590e4b0ab5c3d6621b9

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