Thursday, December 22, 2016

Finger-bagin' mary jane rottercrotch

Woman goes on a racist rant shopping
https://streamable.com/o3itw
and http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/22/us/mall-racist-rant-trnd/index.html

Adorable girl refuses to eat meat because she likes animals
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/video/video-1325856/Adorable-girl-refuses-eat-meat-likes-animals.html

This is a good soccer cat...good keeper skills. good instinct on the ball
https://fusiondotnet.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/adorabletangoldfish.gif

Oldie but a goodie. German Coast Guard, language school ad - https://youtu.be/0MUsVcYhERY

Austin Man Fatally Stabs Stepmom Gloating About Cowboys’ Win
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2016/12/22/austin-man-fatally-stabs-stepmom-gloating-about-cowboys-win/

Toots Thielemans - Bluesette (1962)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi4G6UmYK9U

Video of Michael Floyd passed out and hammered in his car when Scottsdale Police woke him up:
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18326276/wr-michael-floyd-had-bac-217-was-arrested-dui

Saddam Hussein's daughter: Trump has 'political sensibility'
www.cnn.com/2016/12/22/middleeast/raghad-saddam-hussein-interview/index.html

World's first Applebee’s/IHOP hybrid bestowed on downtown Detroit
https://twitter.com/EaterDetroit/status/811653069264056320

This video game apparently let's you battle a swarm of Santa's against a horde of penguins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPncouwnUI

Scientists may have just solved one of the most troubling mysteries about sea-level rise
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2015/12/11/scientists-may-have-just-solved-one-of-the-most-troubling-mysteries-about-sea-level-rise/?utm_term=.f11d1ac5f285

Never forget VODKA SAM
‘Vodka Sam’ got arrested, blew a .341, tweeted about it
http://nypost.com/2013/09/02/worlds-drunkest-girl-vodka-sam-just-blew-a-341-and-tweeted-about-it/

Mexico Firework explosion - https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/811330848540753920

Trump's America - can't speak a diff language on planes any more - (I think this is real... not sure tho) - https://twitter.com/omgAdamSaleh/status/811531782982078464

Francesa says Trump doesn't curse in public, video splices Trump cursing all over Numbah 1's face
http://thebiglead.com/2016/12/21/remarkable-video-of-mike-francesa-saying-trump-doesnt-swear-spliced-with-trumps-public-obscenities/

The movie that doesn’t exist and the Redditors who think it does
http://bit.ly/2i1qFux

This is an Instagram account of a japanese girl who just smashes her face into different loaves of bread. The internet is weird.
https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/

Philly bros will need passports to travel domestically:
http://6abc.com/travel/jan-2018-pa-drivers-license-not-valid-id-for-air-travel/1667115/

Wes Anderson - "Isle of Dogs"
https://vimeo.com/196374066

Bon Iver, Live In Concert
http://www.npr.org/event/music/506306492/bon-iver-live-in-concert

Spiking Temperatures in the Arctic Startle Scientists
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/21/science/arctic-global-warming.html

Nerds are getting laid
http://nypost.com/2016/12/22/why-nerds-are-scoring-more-hotties-than-ever/

Passenger thrown off flight after confronting Ivanka Trump
http://nypost.com/2016/12/22/ivanka-trump-berated-on-jetblue-flight/

Obama’s successful eight-year initiative: His golf handicap’s down by 4
http://nypost.com/2016/12/22/obamas-successful-eight-year-initiative-his-golf-handicaps-down-by-4/

I'm sure you've seen/heard the additional tape of Oklahoma's Joe Mixon decking that poor girl was released yesterday, but just in case you haven't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoTXImRJS2k

Trump is sad no A-list singers want to perform at the inauguration, but I don't see why Trump's team doesn't book A-list country singers... I'm sure there are plenty of them who would perform:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/12/22/trump-s-very-unhappy-a-list-stars-are-ditching-his-inauguration.html?via=desktop&source=copyurl

this is pretty nuckin' futs http://theweek.com/speedreads/668608/nonexistent-independent-republic-california-opens-embassy-moscow

saw that while reading http://qz.com/869938/how-russia-surpassed-germany-to-become-the-dangerous-new-role-model-for-trump-loving-american-white-supremacists/

SNL Celebrates Obama’s Last Christmas as President, Run-D.M.C.-Style, in “Jingle Barack”
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/12/18/watch_snl_salute_obama_s_last_presidential_christmas.html

Who Didn’t Lose 2016? Our annual, extremely scientific bracket to determine who lost the least this year. http://www.vulture.com/2016/12/who-didnt-lose-2016.html

TFW you're definitely not back: https://twitter.com/TigerWoods/status/812040265208721409

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Barbara Walters' Neck Waddle

Austria’s Far Right Signs a Cooperation Pact With Putin’s Party
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/19/world/europe/austrias-far-right-signs-a-cooperation-pact-with-putins-party.html?_r=1

Rachel Owen, longtime partner of Thom Yorke, passes away from cancer
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/12/rachel-owen-longtime-partner-of-thom-yorke-passes-away-from-cancer/

Security Guard Gets Caught Apparently Jerking Off To Cheerleaders At The Chargers Game
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/security-guard-gets-caught-apparently-jerking-off-to-cheerleaders-at-the-chargers-game/

Daggering: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering
Video evidence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgTsONj7eXY

Sean Connery on slapping women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzXkbJwrN38

this happens every year at this time. those overwhelmed mailmen trying to find the easy fix:
http://whdh.com/news/us-world/postal-worker-charged-after-undelivered-mail-found-in-woods/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_CW56

Christmas Tip for all you Dads:
Wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves or doesn't listen, throw one in the fire.

The Free App to Breeze Through Airport Customs
https://youtu.be/z_7XRx3tHqU

A weird thing a fisherman caught - http://gizmodo.com/this-deep-sea-fisherman-posts-his-discoveries-on-twitte-1790323479

"MY NAME IS MY NAME!" - Vladimir Putin Is Russia’s Marlo Stanfield
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/17/vladimir-putin-is-russia-s-marlo-stanfield.html

Tonight is the longest night of the year/winter - https://www.google.com/#q=longest+night+of+the+year+2016
and "The winter solstice is Wednesday: 7 things to know about the shortest day of the year"
http://www.vox.com/2016/12/20/14027402/winter-solstice-2016

Russian deep-sea fisher photographs of his most terrifying catches
https://themoscowtimes.com/news/russian-deep-sea-fisher-shares-his-monster-discoveries-on-twitter-56594

"Play it as it lies" those are the rules
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/810945788612407296

Monday, December 19, 2016

Even Santa's reindeer get horny

Aleppo's fall is Obama's failure - https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/aleppos-fall-is-obamas-failure/2016/12/15/5af72640-c30f-11e6-9a51-cd56ea1c2bb7_story.html

Leak reveals Rex Tillerson is director of Bahamas-based US-Russian oil company
 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/dec/18/leak-rex-tillerson-director-bahamas-based-us-russian-oil-company

Craig Sager, RIP, now here's a midget Santa stripper!
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/809652583598063620

Russian Reality Show...
http://www.vulture.com/2016/12/russian-reality-show-game2-winter-allow-murder-and-rape.html

Indiana town’s entire police force quits
http://whdh.com/news/indiana-towns-entire-police-force-quits

 Eichenwald/s cringeworthy meltdown on Tucker Carlson's show....
(also Tucker Carlson might be the most smug, obnoxious piece of shit on TV. I fucking hate that guy) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1LABi5eCA

The American Leader in the Islamic State
http://theatln.tc/2gIWhDd

FBI backs CIA view that Russia intervened to help Trump win election
http://wapo.st/2gT9xud

NSFW - Yeah, fuck that guy
http://i.imgur.com/tNAUh9W.jpg

RIP Wat lady
https://i.reddituploads.com/8916a1bf5f3844b0a4593ec348b9f249?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=cfde4688dd04f64ff6258c7538533b10

Google A.I - Giorgio Cam: Take a picture to make music with the computer.
https://aiexperiments.withgoogle.com/giorgio-cam

SXSW | Don’t tell Mom  (weird Japan)
https://vimeo.com/193212488

Ex-Falcon Jamal Anderson Pulled His Dick Out At Convenience Store
http://deadspin.com/report-ex-falcon-jamal-anderson-pulled-his-dick-out-at-1790159999

https://twitter.com/business/status/810882595810639872 DEVELOPING: Gunman attacks Russia's ambassador to Turkey at photo exhibition, @AP reports http://bloom.bg/2hM3V1O

New Blade Runner movie coming out - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDscTTE-P-k

HOLY SHIT, this video of the Russian Ambassador getting shot is intense.
https://twitter.com/GraniTweet/status/810893606416515073/video/1
This was a first event attended by Russian Ambassador following the rapprochement. The gunman said, "we die in Aleppo, you die here"
Here's the video, watch it before it's gone again (i think the top one is down) https://twitter.com/HaberturkTV/status/810896525878579200

Photo of gunman's body after being riddled - https://twitter.com/michaelh992/status/810904253715906560/photo/1

We Need to Talk About Ezekiel Elliott
http://www.gq.com/story/ezekiel-elliott-nfl-investigation-foot-dragging

Messi's magical skills vs Espanyol in slow motion
https://twitter.com/goal_intl/status/810616248027512832

OxyContin goes global — “We’re only just getting started”
http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-oxycontin-part3/#nt=oft12aH-1gp2

Mark Cuban meets a savage kid
https://twitter.com/DCheverere/status/810920919606718464

wow, Sarah Palin being dumb af
 https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/810939524067037184

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Icelandic Boner Porn

This fat cat is about the only thing that makes me happy right now
https://imgur.com/gallery/B1qV57f

Dunkirk movie trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-eMt3SrfFU

Middle of the country so weird RN: https://twitter.com/jeff_lanenews/status/809367298763001861

LiveNation bringing the people what they want:
http://www.livenation.com/events/628975-mar-5-2017-an-evening-in-conversation-with-yanni
http://www.livenation.com/events/629162-apr-3-2017-siriusxm-presents-killswitch-engage-anthrax-the-killthrax-tour

Its fun to watch Eleven from Stranger Things saying stuff with her natural, cheeky British accent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qES7IngbiGQ

Madlib and DOOM Share New Track “Avalanche,” Release Madvillain Action Figure: Listen
http://pitchfork.com/news/70440-madlib-and-doom-share-new-track-avalanche-release-madvilliain-action-figure-listen/

the Germans don't have the ability to take on the role of policy leader in the world. Here's a solid article on the reasons why. http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/12/13/merkel-and-whose-army-germany-military-nato/

Scott Hall forgets to turn off porn before sharing photo of Christmas tree
http://www.thescore.com/news/1184208

Onion Lolz- https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/809500819456462851

Friday, December 16, 2016

Blowjes on the ski lift

HAHAHAH, Donald Trump Eyes Carly Fiorina for Director of National Intelligence
http://fortune.com/2016/12/12/donald-trump-carly-fiorina-cabinet-transition

Pickle Soup
www.simplemost.com/pickle-soup-get-long-winter/

Is Male Shirtlessness On The Decline?
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/is-male-shirtlessness-on-the-decline-1790044107

I definitely agree with this...I have a Chipotle in my neighborhood shopping center and I've only been once during a desperate late-night moment of hunger... generally I don't even consider it an option anymore:
"...the company is having trouble getting the basics right: Throughput is down, meaning customers are facing frustratingly long lines. The dining room tables and drink stations are often a mess. And patrons are constantly finding that the burrito assembly line is out of an ingredient or two.
In other words, it seems the core source of Chipotle’s difficulty right now is convincing people it is enjoyable to eat at Chipotle — a remarkable turn of events for a company that was not long ago the darling of the industry for its seemingly unstoppable sales growth.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2016/12/14/a-year-after-food-safety-scares-chipotle-has-a-new-set-of-problems/?tid=sm_fb&utm_term=.32fa810443d3

Artie Shaw Music - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Qm1Y8885w&list=PLIzQd_Wf46Y0_4y1SVoVK3k0b1w7e_wMm&index=5

Who’s Liable for George Hotz’s Self-Driving Software?
http://spectrum.ieee.org/cars-that-think/transportation/self-driving/whos-liable-for-george-hotzs-selfdriving-software

Three Chicks Got A Soccer Player Drunk On Vodka, Sexually Assaulted His Passed Out Body, Then Cut His Hair And Filmed It All
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/three-chicks-got-a-soccer-player-drunk-on-vodka-sexually-assaulted-his-passed-out-body-then-cut-his-hair-and-filmed-it-all

I like when Conan goes overseas... this one made me LOL a few times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDjsbwbYapE

Baby Penguin Lolz
http://giphy.com/gifs/adorable-Ic9eT5kNvClHy

The Cup Song - Pitch Perfect with Guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QtM7X0xYN8

Thursday, December 15, 2016

A real dong carnival, i say

My President was Black: A history of the first African American White House—and of what came next
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/01/my-president-was-black/508793/?utm_source=feed

Rick Perry Lol - http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-picks-energy-department-opponent-rick-perry-energy-secretary-sources-n695241
he can't remember DoE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQEJFvGemPM

the 2 craziest people in the limelight just met, for god knows what reason... Kanye and Trump
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4029106/Kanye-West-Trump-Tower-Rapper-entourage-arrives-lobby-meeting-president-elect.html

Walk into your next meeting with this playing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm3JEY91VGk&feature=youtu.be

If you don't know, you should know... "Low Key Thicc"
https://www.google.com/search?sclient=psy-ab&site=&source=hp&btnG=Search&q=low+key+thicc

Department of Energy Tells Trump to Go Screw Himself
http://gizmodo.com/department-of-energy-tells-trump-to-go-screw-himself-1790044894

New York should seize Trump Tower
http://wapo.st/2gWHiXh

SNL parody of Hill-dawg from 1992
https://streamable.com/q7ge

For the Giants fans....
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/chris-christie-had-the-nerve-to-make-fun-of-ben-mcadoos-haircut-this-morning/

The Perfect Weapon: How Russian Cyberpower Invaded the U.S.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/13/us/politics/russia-hack-election-dnc.html

Rex Tillerson, from a Corporate Oil Sovereign to the State Department
http://bit.ly/2hoEoy6

Elizabeth Warren Condemns the Wrong Man
http://nyti.ms/2ht0sFk

Otaku
https://www.google.com/#q=otaku

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Matty Cakes

Car Seat Headrest - "Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccztRby3FAk

Trumps donors continue to donate money even after he's won
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/12/08/trump-donors-continued-to-give-millions-after-his-election-victory/

Daniel Rossen, Christopher Bear & The National - 'Terrapin Station (Suite)'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPdoWp-PHFU

How to Sleep
http://theatln.tc/2htoleK

Foes of Russia Say Child Pornography Is Planted to Ruin Them
http://nyti.ms/2hfekmy

Glenn Beck’s Regrets
http://theatln.tc/2giwAcI

Lunch with the FT: Marc Andreessen
http://bit.ly/2gskuRm

10 Crucial Decisions That Reshaped America
http://politi.co/2h5jVxA

Exxon Mobile CEO Rex Tillerson moving up the list as possible SOS. Rudy Giuliani told he will NOT be getting the job.
http://money.cnn.com/2016/12/06/news/tillerson-trump-secretary-state-exxonmobil/index.html

Putting in the oval office with Barack & Bill Murray looks like an enjoyable time
http://uproxx.com/news/bill-murray-golf-obama-oval-office/

Lol Eli Manning - https://twitter.com/gayhooters/status/808214408207941632

N.J. Transit Safety Jobs Vacant as Christie Allies Hired at Top
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-12-12/n-j-transit-safety-jobs-vacant-as-christie-allies-hired-at-top

Donald Trump: Our Dumbest President
https://www.insidehighered.com/blogs/just-visiting/donald-trump-our-dumbest-president

Gucci Mane Tiny Desk Concert
http://www.npr.org/2016/12/06/504593590/gucci-mane-tiny-desk-concert

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

So lonely i almost JO'ed to a Sacagawea dollar..

Son of ‘Sopranos’ actor busted for spray-painting swastika
http://nypost.com/2016/12/08/son-of-sopranos-actor-busted-for-spray-painting-swastika/

This bird speaking Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3V4XiKeylY
(I've only seen birds parroting English before. I don't know why but I love this more.)

Semi-NSFW - Bella Hadid. My goodness... (there are multiple days, click them all)
http://advent.thelovemagazine.co.uk/2016/day/1

Trying To Have A Nap Next To Mastiff Is Never Going To End Well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miOLMfPAaV8

stickybeak
\STIK-ee-beek\
noun
1. Australian Slang. a busybody; meddler.

Did Jeff Sessions Champion Desegregation?
Trump’s nominee for attorney general claims to have “filed 20 or 30” desegregation cases as U.S. attorney in Alabama, but there’s little evidence to support that.
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/12/which-schools-did-jeff-sessions-desegregate/509867/

WW2 veteran wows crowd as he delivers national anthem on harmonica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wku1ykm4NpI

Sports Dog!
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/806855841932570624

Inside President Rodrigo Duterte’s brutal antidrug campaign in the Philippines, our photojournalist documented 57 homicide victims over 35 days.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/07/world/asia/rodrigo-duterte-philippines-drugs-killings.html?_r=0

Philippine President Duterte unveils his Trump impression, complete with profanities
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/12/07/philippine-president-duterte-unveils-his-trump-impression-complete-with-profanities/?utm_term=.51cd69997bb9

This Baywatch trailer looks like a movie parody from SNL
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/806848080607780864

US life expectancy declines for first time in 20 years
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38247385

Got this email from a fellow bro today...couldn't agree more...
"I'm on a training webinar right now and this woman cannot stop uptalking. It is a constant barrage of upward inflection and I want to jam a pen in each of my ears." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNhEzrWQpY

Linda McMahon picked to be Small Business administrator
http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/politics/linda-mcmahon-picked-to-be-small-business-administrator/index.html
this is her... http://www.wrestlingmedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/35.jpg

Jung is back in jail:
http://www.tmz.com/2016/12/08/george-jung-arrested-parole-violation/

Steven Seagal driver seat Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyUk7Du1wig

The hustlers, hucksters, hacks, and cowards who helped elect Donald Trump
https://washingtonspectator.org/press-trump-perlstein/

LOL! Santa Claus fat shames 9-year-old boy
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/12/08/santa-claus-fat-shames-9-year-old-boy.html

Mick Jagger's gf just gave birth to his 8th child, making this child approximately 1.5 years younger than Mick's GREAT granddaughter, and of course younger than his five grand children. Imagine being older than your great uncle...Ha. http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38254552

7-foot-7 Romanian freshman Robert Bobroczky plays high school basketball for Ohio's SPIRE Institute - http://www.maxpreps.com/news/Wa2cq7EcPU6_21b353w1lg/7-foot-7-romanian-freshman-robert-bobroczky-plays-high-school-basketball-for-ohios-spire-institute.htm

Monday, December 12, 2016

Empty Heart, Full Balls... no way to go thru life...

Chris Christie has the lowest approval rating one pollster has ever found for a state governor
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/12/6/13856938/chris-christie-approval-poll

World's fattest woman who weighs astounding 78 stone goes out for first time in 25 years
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/568380/Worlds-fattest-woman-weighs-78-stone-goes-out-first-time-25-years

"I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart."
https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/806497549574082560

Louisville Recruiting Twitter Account Casts Its Official Heisman Vote For…Jabrill Peppers.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/louisville-recruiting-twitter-account-casts-its-official-heisman-vote-for-jabrill-peppers

The cast of Westworld (mainly Delores and William) Dubsmash compilation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyrVpWG3P0

The 2016 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/the-2016-hater-s-guide-to-the-williams-sonoma-catalog-1789529261

Sunday, December 11, 2016

20-year shelf-life food buckets

A Muslim Comedian Sat Next To Eric Trump On A Flight. Here’s What He Learned.
“I just know we had a good, decent conversation, and I think that proves that we can talk to each other.” - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mohammed-amer-eric-trump-muslim-comedian_us_5841a0d8e4b0c68e04806c4f

Fucking Bezos is just gonna take all our money eventually.
Amazon Go -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmMk1Myrxc&feature=youtu.be

here is Dr. Alex Jones and your daily dose of crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOUOHNwgHoE

Phillies' "Pistachio Girl" Fired For Being A White Nationalist
http://deadspin.com/phillies-pistachio-girl-fired-for-being-a-white-natio-1789696359

Super awkward - WATCH: @MLauer and @TamronHall's full interview with Oakland warehouse manager Derick Almena - https://twitter.com/todayshow/status/806109681915547652

Streakers run onto field during Jets vs Colts Game 12/5/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxjxafrnDxg

Need Shaq the Sheriff at MetLife stadium
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/national/hot-topics/shaq-is-now-a-sheriffs-deputy-in-clayton-county/473396375?ecmp=wsbtv_social_twitter_sfp

Passenger hit train’s emergency stop to get phone http://whdh.com/news/officials-passenger-hit-trains-emergency-stop-to-get-phone

Croatia just caught up with the punk/ska wave. Kawasaki 3P - Puta Madre - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79bBxpq6lCA

This is hands down the creepiest shit i've seen in a long time... "Pastor Jim Bakker"
https://youtu.be/WnaSvvSqY-8
and another creepy video from that dude - https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/805186778143584256

NSFW - beautiful smile
http://imgur.com/a/BaXVS

NSFW - jiggles under a pink shirt
http://i.imgur.com/gCALlx1.gifv

NSFW - I love Brunch
https://i.imgur.com/YhAarmq.jpg

Top gov't official: "fuck poor people" http://time.com/14887/paul-ryan-free-school-lunch-empty-soul/

My friend Mike said he really liked this movie - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1567437/videoplayer/vi1174318617?ref_=tt_ov_vi

D.C.’s Most Anticipated Winter Restaurant Openings
http://dc.eater.com/2016/12/6/13842648/dc-winter-openings-2017

Friday, December 9, 2016

John Travolta's dick looks like Danny DeVito

List of Sandwiches - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sandwiches

If you watch that show Atlanta - http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1371-wtf-is-pop-justin-raisen-on-producing-the-future/ and https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUc3wpDRiXM

Having Sex With American Flag Protected Under First Amendment
http://www.theonion.com/article/disgusted-supreme-court-cant-believe-it-has-to-rul-20719

How immigration interviews go in the US - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjab8fanzHc

Principal Skinner - This made me giggle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I12GHv839c

Trump supporter falsely argues that millions of people voted illegally with no evidence on CNN's @NewDay
https://twitter.com/Eugene_Scott/status/804309007577948160

Justice Souter was so right in 2012. In the attached video, he explained that his biggest fear is that ignorance and fear (paraphrasing) will be the downfall of the USA. We are Rome. We are fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWcVtWennr0

Oh you hip hop bros ever get into Donnie Trumpet & the Social Experiement? Chance the rapper is a part of it, kinda a collab project between a lot of dudes, all walks of music. I'm into them. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4ooH8frBWg

perfect way to say thank you after the holidays:
http://odditymall.com/tom-hanks-thank-you-card?utm_source=Oddity+Mall+Newsletter+Subscribers&utm_campaign=e7268b52e8-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2016_12_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6c9263ec9f-e7268b52e8-170337893

Great gift for kids
http://odditymall.com/pony-rider-scooter

A Dose of a Hallucinogen From a 'Magic Mushroom,' and Then Lasting Peace
http://nyti.ms/2gZOTYY

Trump's Business Is Not Too Big To Sell
http://bloom.bg/2fPIBWQ

Inside Italy’s ultras: the dangerous fans who control the game
http://bit.ly/2gDELSa

Simmons vs. Gladwell: The Future of Football
http://bit.ly/2gQoSal

Nurse in Colorado calls Michelle Obama "monkeyface" but is just "keeping it real". She's suspended
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/front-range/denver/denver-health-doctor-michelle-herren-no-longer-seeing-patients-after-racially-charged-facebook-post

Pretty chill guy Mike "Nuke The Gays" Pfier will fill in as coach of the Vikings tonight
http://deadspin.com/mike-nuke-the-gays-priefer-will-coach-the-vikings-ton-1789564626

NSFW https://imgur.com/MbnFaIA

Dont mess with this Teacher
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ca_1480375974

Jamie xx - I Know There's Gonna Be (Good Times) ft. Young Thug, Popcaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjLBB-TMa84

Trying to get some Ban Ki POON

Wes Anderson make an H&M Christmas commercial - http://www.theverge.com/2016/11/28/13765406/wes-anderson-adrian-brody-h-and-m-holiday-commercial

COOL BRO....
https://twitter.com/WRBolen/status/803920159903797248

Cat fight (literally)
https://twitter.com/30SecKnockouts/status/797928333887447040

Netflix Is Finally Allowing You To Download Their Shows And Movies
http://uproxx.com/tv/netflix-downloads/

National Geographic asked photographers to show the impact of climate change, here’s what they shot
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/national-geographic-asked-photographers-to-show-the-impact-of-climate-change-heres-what-they-shot/2016/11/23/248ff974-b1b7-11e6-840f-e3ebab6bcdd3_gallery.html

Bodybuilder Decks Official, Flips Tables, And Completely Freaks Out After Losing
http://deadspin.com/bodybuilder-decks-official-flips-tables-and-completel-1789497099

"He eats more like a duck."
http://imgur.com/gallery/KIVkEfi

How a Grad Student Found Spyware That Could Control Anybody’s iPhone from Anywhere in the World: Last summer, Bill Marczak stumbled across a program that could spy on your iPhone’s contact list and messages—and even record your calls. Illuminating shadowy firms that sell spyware to corrupt governments across the globe, Marczak’s story reveals the new arena of cyber-warfare.
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/11/how-bill-marczak-spyware-can-control-the-iphone

How to Hide $400 Million
http://nyti.ms/2fDOlaK

Confessions of an Instagram Influencer
http://bloom.bg/2gVDnxP

The Astonishing Rise of Angela Merkel
http://bit.ly/2fR8hFK

The End of the Anglo-American Order
http://nyti.ms/2gKlqOv

Y'all getting a Big Mac today in honor of the creator's passing? http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2016/11/30/big-mac-creator-jim-delligatti-dies/94664154/
I wonder if Don Gorske will say something at his funeral - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Gorske

U-God Sues Wu-Tang Clan for Millions: http://pitchfork.com/news/70123-u-god-sues-wu-tang-clan-for-millions/

Does This Video Prove William Of ‘Westworld’ And Liam McPoyle Of ‘Always Sunny’ Are The Same Person?
http://uproxx.com/tv/jimmi-simpson-westworld-always-sunny/

Thursday, December 8, 2016

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Crazy lady goes on Trump rant in Michael's Craft Store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT5KrRGfJBI&sns=em

Harvard Business School Case Study on THE ROCK - http://www.hbs.edu/news/articles/Pages/dwayne-johnson-elberse-case.aspx

Brazil Soccer team crashes in Colombia - http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/29/americas/colombia-plane-accident/index.html
and
http://deadsp.in/4B9ANFb

Semi-NSFW - Now that's some real sleight of hand! Racy new online challenge has people trying to censor their naked bodies using only one FINGER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3979942/Racy-new-online-challenge-people-trying-censor-naked-bodies-using-one-FINGER.html

for Cord-Cutters - AT&T will release DirectTV Now:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/11/28/att-is-about-to-unveil-what-may-be-the-cord-cutters-dream-product/

Remember this dude? He did way more than just MicroMachines commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXD2ARdZcGY&sns=em

NSWF - Best driving test
"Did I pass?" - https://gfycat.com/WickedRequiredAfricanclawedfrog

NSFW - Lol cartoon!
"right this way, sir!" - http://i.imgur.com/NicR3no.jpg

CNN is betting a YouTube star with 5.8 million followers can snag younger viewers
http://www.businessinsider.com/cnn-buys-casey-neistat-startup-beme-2016-11

The hero we need rn. LOL
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/803639473082863616

Good visualization on how crazy the wealth gap is. http://sirvizalot.blogspot.com/2016/11/makeover-monday-wealth-gap.html The takeaway is the top 0.1% own the same amount of wealth as the bottom 90%. The last time this happened was 1937.

New Dr. Dog album: http://www.drdogmusic.com/

Snapchat Spectacles - https://www.spectacles.com/

Leah Remini Takes Her Scientology Battle to Primetime: This ‘Cult’ Must Be Stopped
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/29/leah-remini-takes-her-scientology-battle-to-primetime-this-cult-must-be-stopped.html?via=newsletter&source=DDAfternoon

The Passion of Martin Scorsese https://t.co/pz36APkckS

ISIS’s al-Adnani hid in Syria for months. The day he stepped out, the U.S. was waiting https://t.co/Cn5W2cIQ1m

The true story of Nintendo's most coveted game https://t.co/PHf9KvBvnc

Gridiron Gangster: How a Gambler Took Down a Kingpin https://t.co/ddrr3kKgHr

‘The Weight’ by the Band’s Robbie Robertson: How the much-covered classic sprang from European movies; was it ‘Annie’ or ‘Fanny’?
http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-weight-by-the-bands-robbie-robertson-1480436811
to get aroudn WSJ's pay-wall, https://www.google.com/#q=The+Weight%E2%80%99+by+the+Band%E2%80%99s+Robbie+Robertson

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

ROFL LMAO

Another Great idea from Japan - http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/28/asia/japan-frozen-fish-rink-trnd/index.html

This is logical - "Trump turning away intelligence briefers since election win"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-turning-away-intelligence-briefers-since-election-win/2016/11/23/5cc643c4-b1ae-11e6-be1c-8cec35b1ad25_story.html

Best Cyber Monday deals according to LifeHacker
http://lifehacker.com/the-best-cyber-monday-deals-available-right-now-1788291400

This is fucking amazing. How you treat someone that tries to cut in line...
https://youtu.be/0wjUPxkBMQw
#mensrights

Covert CIA Plot to Wait Until Castro Dies of Old Age Successful - https://www.thebeaverton.com/2016/11/covert-cia-plot-wait-fidel-castro-dies-old-age-successful/

These Texan lawyers def. smoke pot
https://youtu.be/nQZRA7wft1I

Galantis - Peanut Butter Jelly (funny music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBDnYE1WjI

LITTLE BIG - GIVE ME YOUR MONEY (feat. TOMMY CASH) - Russian Music Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uTMTyqQxl4

Could RGIII be any bigger of a loser: http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18152785/cleveland-browns-quarterback-robert-griffin-iii-girlfriend-grete-sadeiko-money-wallets-stolen-players-garage

NSFW boner air raid coming in hot - http://www.esquire.co.uk/women/news/a11728/pre-fame-pictures-of-emily-ratajkowski-shoot-nude/

BLACK FRIDAY ZOMBIES 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ragNJgweD3E

A couple of fun boys have their sexy photo shoot interrupted by a crazy New Yorker
https://twitter.com/coby_persin/status/803034363306704896

Godamnit theres a new hat: http://nypost.com/2016/11/27/trump-debuts-presidential-hat/

Wilco back to NYC in March. http://wilcoworld.net/shows/

All I Need to Know, I Learned from Clipse’s ‘Hell Hath No Fury’: Ten years later, Pusha T and Malice are the only teachers necessary - https://theringer.com/hell-hath-no-fury-clipse-pusha-t-malice-717729ef9ed7#.cru51owtg

NSFW - Great way to do laundry
https://www.facebook.com/bestviralsofamerica/videos/932198563580014/

Monday, December 5, 2016

Oh, you're worried about something? Guess what, nothing matters.

NSFW - Hot babe flash
https://i.imgur.com/F4jUHTS.gifv

Protecting Donald Trump costs New York City more than $1 million a day
http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/21/news/protecting-donald-trump/index.html

With a Meeting, Trump Renewed a British Wind Farm Fight
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/business/with-a-meeting-trump-renewed-a-british-wind-farm-fight.html?_r=0

Argentine leader: Ivanka joined my call with Trump
http://thehill.com/homenews/news/307143-argentine-leader-ivanka-joined-my-call-with-trump

Report: Trump pressed Argentina's president about stalled building project on phone call
http://thehill.com/policy/finance/307050-report-trump-pressed-foreign-building-project-in-congratulatory-phone-call

Boy Meets World house for sale on the Main Line outside Philly
http://www.phillyvoice.com/boy-meets-world-home-set-main-line-sale/

New Artie show looks promising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN2O5jW7mWw

Chipotle's '300-calorie burrito' left customer too full, and he's suing
http://www.13newsnow.com/ext/news/nation-now/chipotles-300calorie-burrito-left-customer-too-full-and-hes-suing/291/nationnow/4JMK5mrhkIqOUgkYkgYQUc

The best way to carve a turkey...
https://youtu.be/_pyEH_LeWA4

Learn: This illustration of parallel parking of a car.
https://i.redd.it/f72qcmelszyx.gif

LOL - Going down a ramp with a scooter.
https://gfycat.com/FormalYellowishDunlin

Diversity your Noodle Knowledge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossing_the_bridge_noodles

Trump Foundation admits to violating ban on ‘self-dealing,’ new filing to IRS shows
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-foundation-apparently-admits-to-violating-ban-on-self-dealing-new-filing-to-irs-shows/2016/11/22/893f6508-b0a9-11e6-8616-52b15787add0_story.html?postshare=4131479829221568&tid=ss_tw

Awesome news re. Chappelle and Netflix - http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/news/a50887/dave-chappelle-three-netflix-comedy-specials/

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Eat Turkey, Nothing Matters

I don't really get this weird Dallas Cowboys commercial...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYfOI5eEF2Q

Underwater flatulence at 120 fps.  (semi-NSFW)
 https://vimeo.com/191443906?ref=fb-share&1

duende    
\DWEN-de\
noun
1. Spanish. charm; magnetism.
2. Spanish. a goblin; demon; spirit.


Captain Kangaroo - The Banana Man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfJqLKM3dtw

LOL - Body shot fail
https://twitter.com/thereelTmac/status/800428527317381120

NSFW - I can't stop staring...
http://blog.sinnandskinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sFLAS1.gif

Hotels in the Italian city of Assisi are doing their bit to boost the country's flagging birth rate by offering a free holiday to couples who conceive there.
https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/800010983674478592

Did you guys know these hats are called "pork pie hats"? LOL
http://tinyurl.com/hxtodog

LOL - Pug, panty melter
https://imgur.com/gallery/xJh6lvQ

DC Restaurant Apologizes After Hosting White Nationalists' Banquet
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/maggianos-national-policy-institute-apology

Klinsmann shitcanned - http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/sports/soccer/jurgen-klinsmann-fired-us-soccer-coach.html

Hazing still a thing - http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sources-rangers-prospects-questioned-for-allegedly-sexually-hazing-underage-teammate-210055315.html

Great Documentary for all of you that thing you may be gay, from 1987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrpIdYmwZ8k&app=desktop

Smuggle mini bottles into events - https://www.kegworks.com/bootlegger-mini-liquor-bottle-concealer-set-8-pieces

Godley and Creme - Cry (weird song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxtPRF6NG7I


Saturday, December 3, 2016

'member chewbacca? I 'member!

Fake News and what not - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/11/17/facebook-fake-news-writer-i-think-donald-trump-is-in-the-white-house-because-of-me/
and https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/viral-fake-election-news-outperformed-real-news-on-facebook?utm_term=.pubDZJnekb#.timwNeWgRL

KKK recruitment fliers found on cars in Patchogue
http://longisland.news12.com/news/kkk-recruitment-fliers-found-on-cars-in-patchogue-1.12632006?firstfree=yes

The aliens are coming
http://nyp.st/2gl5Lcp

Cross Country runner hit by deer - http://time.com/4574755/cross-country-runner-hit-by-deer/

The actress from The Shining has gone seriously crazy...the promo in here shows how crazy she is now:
http://jezebel.com/i-am-extremely-worried-about-shelley-duvall-1789075277

Porn starts tweet - https://imgur.com/gallery/FCfuW

Quantic - Time Is The Enemy (chill song) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUeo5sagkA&list=RDDBlyYESAmQU&index=8

Watch this giant polar bear pet a dog on its head in Churchill, Manitoba
https://twitter.com/CBCNews/status/799065596478504967

South American Ski Towns Let You Hit the Slopes in July
http://www.wsj.com/articles/south-american-ski-towns-let-you-hit-the-slopes-in-july-1479395162

Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck) - Run the Jewels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGwI7nGehA

Grandma Thanksgiving Rap Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amONEHAhLHY

Jim James spank fest
Yim Yames: My Sweet Lord https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5teolzCYBE (chill song)
MMJ: Compound Fracture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gJS8cFEgvg (chill song)
Monsters of Folk: Dear God https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BnFowzj9ck (chill song)

War on weed to start back up again <eye roll emoji>
http://www.thecannabist.co/2016/11/18/trump-attorney-general-marijuana-legalization-enforcement/67892/ and http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/11/will-the-trump-administration-go-to-war-against-legal-weed.html

Air - Kelly Watch The Stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rui0hzN-EFE

How Donald Trump will retrofit Midtown Manhattan as a presidential getaway
http://wapo.st/2g2RnRy

Manchester by the Sea Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Casey Affleck Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsVoD0pTge0

Single Japanese Women Are Buying the Boyfriend Experience: Slutever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aLEu1lx8bg

Friday, December 2, 2016

Croatian Butt Pirates

White Denim - A Place To Start (Downtown) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApZ9AyD6580

Croatia is Travel & Leisure's Readers' Choice destination of the year for 2016 - http://www.travelandleisure.com/destination-of-the-year/readers-choice

"It looks like Trump may pay the price for alienating dozens of national security elites" http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-national-security-foreign-policy-communities-2016-11

"Report: Trump was unfamiliar with the scope of the president's job when meeting Obama" http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-obama-meeting-2016-11 Trump's aides were also apparently unaware that the entire staff of the president working in the White House's West Wing would need to be replaced...

Feminists misunderstood the presidential election from day one
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/15/feminists-election-misunderstood-women-voters?CMP=share_btn_fb

Trey Parker’s Daughter Recording Lines For Ike In South Park Is The Most Adorable Video You’ll See Today
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/trey-parkers-daughter-recording-lines-for-ike-in-south-park-is-the-most-adorable-video-youll-see-today/

This guy has an awesome name and apparently he's black https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._K._Butterfield

Dave Chappelle, Steph Curry & Drake FREAK OUT to Magician David Blaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz4VMeKtECI

Speeder clocked at 208 MPH
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/us-world-news/217866148-story

Ramen bowls and a viewing of this completely insane movie about ramen from 1985 seems in order. https://youtu.be/tY392wxb2Wk

D.C. residents lost the most sleep of anyone in nation the night of the presidential election, study shows
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/dc-residents-lost-the-most-sleep-of-anyone-in-nation-the-night-of-the-presidential-election-study-shows/2016/11/14/bf147d80-aa9b-11e6-8b45-f8e493f06fcd_story.html

Google Gets a Seat on the Trump Transition Team
https://theintercept.com/2016/11/15/google-gets-a-seat-on-the-trump-transition-team/

'Member Mazzy Star? Shall we add this to the painkillers in the park playlist? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNk2tlnU4-U I dig the glockenshpiel parts.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Needle-nose Ned, Ned the Head, Bing!

Trump's .gov presidency site is plugging his properties, NBD
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-gov-transition-website-plugs-firm-s-properties-n682401
Ivanka is hawking the bracelets she was wearing during 60 minutes. Fuck everything.

Sign of the Apocalypse
Massive fish die-off clogs Shinnecock Canal
http://longisland.news12.com/news/large-fish-kill-reported-in-shinnecock-canal-1.12615356

oh Chris Christie, you silly fat Xmas goose you!
http://www.memepile.com/pics/7094.png

Cris Collinsworth Dunks All Over Bill Simmons On Twitter, Then Deletes It
http://deadspin.com/cris-collinsworth-dunks-all-over-bill-simmons-on-twitte-1788966738

When ramen noodles go wrong
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/ramen-noodle-battery-528391

Sketchbook with 65 Van Gogh works from his "most important time" discovered
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/lost-vincent-van-gogh-sketchbook-9263905

Curb season 9 filming, YESSSSSSSSSSS
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/11/11/curb_your_enthusiasm_season_9_has_begun_filming.html

This guy turned down a cabinet position due to lack of government experience... though he wanted to be president! Carson turned out to be such a joke.
http://www.businessinsider.com/ben-carson-donald-trump-administration-2016-11

Tropical bed bugs are getting their revenge on Florida for being Florida -
https://weather.com/news/news/tropical-bedbugs-return-to-florida-after-60-years

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Puffin' for Puffins

Pray for Puffins
https://robertscribbler.com/2016/11/11/from-the-bering-to-maine-hot-oceans-are-killing-the-puffin/

Demolition Man: Language Violation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz4HEEiJuGo

Dear White People, Your Safety Pins Are Embarrassing
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dear-white-people-your-safety-pins-are-embarassing_us_58278b9de4b02b1f5257a36a

THIS IS GOLD: http://trumpdonald.org/

Spoiled Americans now want to flee what they created
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2016/11/spoiled-americans-flee-created-161110075835725.html

UFC 205: Conor McGregor Octagon Interview
https://youtu.be/hPiw27AQYh0

Bruce's bike breaks down on a NJ highway, group of bikers help him out - https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/nov/13/stranded-bruce-springsteen-rescued-from-road-by-new-jersey-bikers

Why do we have the Electoral College. TLDR; southern states wanted to count slaves as part of their population without actually letting any of them vote.
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/12/13598316/donald-trump-electoral-college-slavery-akhil-reed-amar

Doubt you have 45 minutes to listen to an interview about politics, BUT quintessential Thomas Frank. He wrote the article above, about how liberals are to blame for Trump. This interview was back in March and he completely nails the problem with the democratic party and why they ended up losing - they ignored the working class.
http://www.wbur.org/onpoint/2016/03/21/democratic-socialism-bernie-sanders-2016-election

Bernie Sanders: 'I'm deeply humiliated' Democrats lost white working-class voters
http://www.businessinsider.com/bernie-sanders-democrats-white-working-class-voters-2016-11

Silver Spring church vandalized with pro-Trump racist message
http://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2016/11/silver-spring-church-vandalized-with-pro-trump-racist-message/slide/1/

Trump supporters bully Silicon Valley actors - http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-entertainment-news-updates-it-s-silicon-valley-vs-silverlake-as-1479088391-htmlstory.html

PBS anchor Gwen Ifill, one of the most prominent African American panelists and moderators in broadcast news, has died at 61
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2016/11/14/pbs-anchor-gwen-ifill-one-of-the-most-prominent-african-american-panelists-and-moderators-in-broadcast-news-has-died-at-61/

Eagles fans chick fight - https://twitter.com/smittybarstool/status/798220572593295360

The all star cast starts to fill out - http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/13/politics/donald-trump-reince-priebus-white-house-chief-of-staff/

Former Oregon Football Player Cliff Harris Is Not Doing So Well - http://deadspin.com/former-oregon-football-player-cliff-harris-is-not-doing-1788956578

Mike Francesa: I'm not your bro!
https://twitter.com/RNs_Funhouse/status/798261421217759232

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

TGIFuck

A Letter from the BroBlast Commissioner:

Hello fellow Bros,

The BroBlast started as a way to share funny, informative, interesting, topical, and NSFW content from the World Wide Web. The original 40 bros have now grown to almost 300. I think, for the most part, we all see eye-to-eye on our world views. Sure, some of us prefer yams over butts, but at the end of the day we all love NSFW's equally. Lately, however, you may have noticed a lot of politically charged links. I, as the commissioner, try to keep things unbiased whenever possible and there are always a handful of link-contributions that I veto week in and week out to that effect.

That being said, I want you all to know that me and the management staff are not necessarily Pro-Hillary, but rather, we are vehemently anti-sociopath. We will continue to send links talking about how shitty a Commander in Chief Mr. Trump is/will be for the next 4 years (or until he gets impeached). If this bothers you, by all means, please go to groups.google.com and remove yourself from the BroBlast. Again, we don't favor any one party, candidate, or ideology... we simply hate Trump. So if you're in any way, shape, or form all about dat Trump life, go ahead and remove yourself and get fucked (jk on the get fucked, but kinda).

Love,

Ali G.


BroBlast Commissioner

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Look both ways before crossing a street.
http://i.imgur.com/G3p01RW.gifv

Owl is being shy
https://i.imgur.com/zzDNPkV.gifv

The Floodgates of racism have opened, my friends...
"Racism piles up on ‘Day 1 In Trump’s America’ Twitter feed"
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election/racist-episodes-pile-day-1-trump-america-tweet-feed-article-1.2868049

The Rock is gonna run for president, and e could win - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act-four/wp/2016/06/07/dwayne-johnson-says-he-might-want-to-run-for-president-he-could-actually-win/

This is kinda funny in a sick way, watch the last 6 people in America learn who is president https://streamable.com/g80g

Interesting: http://imgur.com/gallery/HO5TT and follow-up, https://imgur.com/gallery/SxpJC

New wierd HBO doc.
http://www.slashfilm.com/beware-the-slenderman-trailer/

I can take or leave Michael Moore, but he wrote this before the election and it was spot on.
http://michaelmoore.com/trumpwillwin/

Bill Burr's thoughts - http://www.laughspin.com/bill-burr-on-donald-trump-nothing-is-going-to-change-video/

‘Prediction professor’ who called Trump’s big win also made another forecast: Trump will be impeached - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/11/11/prediction-professor-who-called-trumps-big-win-also-made-another-forecast-trump-will-be-impeached/?tid=pm_pop

Monday, November 28, 2016

Spinach Farts at the Gym

Moscow had contacts with Trump team during campaign, Russian diplomat says
http://wapo.st/2fAyWVk

Mayhem Lauren, Badmon Ting. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oLOtFdDpqlc
Here's the official video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mBgMVh4ub-E

This woman, my friends, is a piece of shit
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/global-opinions/wp/2016/11/10/im-a-muslim-a-woman-and-an-immigrant-i-voted-for-trump/?postshare=7481478807140473&tid=ss_tw
(intense comments section)

Seven People Who Predicted a Donald Trump Victory: http://www.christianpost.com/news/people-who-predicted-donald-trump-victory-171413/

Canadians making fun of America
"The Donald Trump apocalypse begins: The Beaverton"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB1cP3IR_Fo

DNC Staffer Screams At Donna Brazile For Helping Elect Donald Trump
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donna-brazile-democratic-national-committee_us_5824cb95e4b0ddd4fe7954e8?f019736x1ofscerk9

231,556,622 eligible voters
99,815,122 (43.2 percent) did not vote

Candidate Vote Total Percentage
Hillary Clinton 60,071,781 47.7
Donald Trump 59,791,135 47.5

D.C. hotels were expecting an inaugural booking frenzy. Instead they’ve got vacancies.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2016/11/10/d-c-hotels-were-expecting-an-inaugural-booking-frenzy-instead-theyve-got-vacancies/?wpisrc=nl_buzz&wpmm=1

Sunday, November 27, 2016

I, apparently, live in a Bubble :(

This film is the culmination of several weeks spent in the northernmost region of Minnesota known as Voyageurs National Park. Encompassing more than 340 square miles, Voyageurs is a watery wonderland almost exclusively accessible by boat. Journey with us as we explore a land blanketed in pristine lakes, ablaze with kaleidoscopic fall colors, and home to the most spectacular displays of the northern lights on the planet.
https://vimeo.com/189932180

Baby fox playing with Husky
http://i.imgur.com/rvMiHYK.gifv

Long Avoided by Tourists, Iran Is Suddenly a Hot Destination
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/09/world/middleeast/iran-western-tourism.html

Why your beard is red even if the hair on your head isn't. - http://www.gq.com/story/red-beard-hair-why-genetics-explained

An American Tragedy
http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/an-american-tragedy-donald-trump

Donald Trump’s Victory Promises to Upend the International Order
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/09/world/donald-trumps-victory-promises-to-upend-the-international-order.html

Dan Rather's sentiment on the dumpster fire that was the 2016 election. www.facebook.com/theDanRather/posts/10157682613315716

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1. the attempted reconciliation or union of different or opposing principles, practices, or parties, as in philosophy or religion.

2. Grammar. the merging, as by historical change in a language, of two or more categories in a specified environment into one, as, in nonstandard English, the use of was with both singular and plural subjects, while in standard English was is used with singular subjects (except for you in the second person singular) and were with plural subjects.
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A must-have book for any JCVD fan
https://jcvdots.com/jcvdots-book/jcvdots-book


Glenn Greenwald with some of the best stuff I've read so far today ...
Democrats, Trump and the Ongoing, Dangerous Refusal to Learn the Lesson of Brexit https://t.co/6J6rKHdnoe
"That message was heard loud and clear. The institutions and elite factions that have spent years mocking, maligning, and pillaging large portions of the population — all while compiling their own long record of failure and corruption and destruction — are now shocked that their dictates and decrees go unheeded. But human beings are not going to follow and obey the exact people they most blame for their suffering. They’re going to do exactly the opposite: purposely defy them and try to impose punishment in retaliation. Their instruments for retaliation are Brexit and Trump. Those are their agents, dispatched on a mission of destruction: aimed at a system and culture that they regard, not without reason, as rife with corruption and, above all else, contempt for them and their welfare."

Brief look at the next State of the Union - https://youtu.be/sGUNPMPrxvA

Fuck Everything And Blame Everyone:
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/fuck-everything-and-blame-everyone-1788754876

Icahn Left Trump Victory Party to Bet $1 Billion on U.S. Stocks
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-09/icahn-left-trump-victory-party-to-bet-1-billion-on-u-s-stocks

Shit's getting real: https://twitter.com/shanakn/status/796413132948258817
FYI - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristallnacht

NPR just interviewed this guy about how the media has failed the democratic process, and he nailed it. https://books.google.com/books/about/Breaking_the_News.html?id=EyZADt6ItZ4C&hl=en
Polls show that Americans from every political, racial, and economic group in the country are mad at the media, but members of the press claim this simply proves that they are doing their job: reporting the news without fear or favor. As James Fallows demonstrates in this razor-sharp indictment, not only is the press not doing "the job, " it is actually getting in the way of Americans doing their jobs as citizens. Fallows details the ways in which the current style of news coverage engenders a sense of futility in the American public with regard to its ability to influence our society. Drawing on his own richly varied experience as a reporter and on scores of interviews with members of the print and broadcast media, he reveals how the reigning destructive practices evolved, and whose interests they serve. Outside the urban centers of media power, Fallows finds a new public-spirited approach to news coverage that is gathering passionate adherents while meeting fierce resistance from the media old guard. Breaking the News will ignite the increasingly heated debate over the role of the American media.

Friday, November 25, 2016

Big Mac Farts

"I Voted" sticker freebies - http://wtop.com/freebies/2016/11/get-vote-get-election-day-freebies-deals/

the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr6eFl7hCiA

25 most expensive things in the world
http://list25.com/25-most-expensive-things-in-the-world/

For Americans (Sorry, World. It's almost over)
http://imgur.com/gallery/t5WF9

Was watching this earlier live on CNBC. David Tepper goes HAM on Trump.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/07/not-one-dime-billionaire-tepper-slams-trump-on-charitable-giving.html

Mazel Tov Cocktails
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/trump-surrogate-criticizes-hillary-backer-jay-z-for-vid-1788647226

Donald Trump's Rise explained via 3 movies
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

Fucking nerds. (this is pretty impressive though)
https://twitter.com/Concaholic/status/795553176049057792/video/1

LOL! The comments are great: https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/795626531586535431

SPOILER - The entire plot of the next season of 'Game Of Thrones' seems to have leaked:
https://t.co/8kWD0ef6XN

Possibly the greatest scene in documentary history. Incredible. #PlanetEarth2
https://twitter.com/MrLukeJohnston/status/795609403789635584

Planet Earth 2 Update: https://recombu.com/digital/article/planet-earth-2-how-to-watch-in-4k-and-when-is-the-release-date
and USA update
http://www.avclub.com/article/planet-earth-ii-coming-bbc-america-january-244906

really good segment from Seth Meyers... just stating facts...
http://www.businessinsider.com/seth-meyers-how-do-you-choose-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-2016-11

New Delhi is the most polluted city on Earth right now
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/07/asia/india-new-delhi-smog-pollution/index.html?sr=fbCNN110716india-new-delhi-smog-pollution0930AMStoryLink&linkId=30872508

Woman Thrown in Front of Train at Times Square Subway Station Is Killed
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/08/nyregion/person-thrown-in-front-of-subway-train-is-killed-police-say.html

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Shopping in the Donald Trump section at Macy's

Camera inside guitar - https://imgur.com/gallery/QZyF5

I dare you to watch this entire video... you'll never make it. You will X it out in anger/disgust... http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/aoc0?_ccid=false&_cc=__db_l

Meet Donald Trump's Top FBI Fanboy
http://thebea.st/2eE1RXz

This history of goth music is surprisingly light-hearted
http://www.avclub.com/article/history-goth-music-surprisingly-light-hearted-245285

Somehow Someway Chris Berman Was The Drunkest Person In America Last Night
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/somehow-someway-chris-berman-was-the-drunkest-person-in-america-last-night

NASA’s Mars Rover just found an ‘alien egg’ on Mars
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/nasas-mars-rover-just-found-an-alien-egg-on-mars-115658259.html

US actor Steven Seagal given Russian citizenship by Putin
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37858513?ocid=global_bbccom_email_03112016_top+news+stories

Fun Fact about Steven Seagal:
Seagal hosted the April 20, 1991 episode of the late night variety show Saturday Night Live, which aired as the 18th episode of the 16th season. Cast member David Spade regarded Seagal as the show's worst host during Spade's time there. Spade and co-star Tim Meadows cite Seagal's humorlessness, his ill treatment of the show's cast and writers, and his refusal to do a "Hans and Franz" sketch because that skit's title characters stated that they could beat up Seagal. Seagal was never invited back to the show following that episode.[28][29] Meadows commented, "He didn't realize that you can't tell somebody they're stupid on Wednesday and expect them to continue writing for you on Saturday."[29] The cast and crew's difficulties with Seagal were later echoed on-air by producer Lorne Michaels during guest host Nicolas Cage's monologue in the September 26, 1992 Season 18 premiere. When Cage worried that he would do so poorly that the audience would regard him as "the biggest jerk who's ever been on the show", Michaels replied, "No, no. That would be Steven Seagal."[30]

If you're having a bad day, watch this
https://m.twitch.tv/bobross

The Chemical Brothers - The Salmon Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E

Here are some cool construction photos from the apple campus in Cupertino
http://mashable.com/2016/03/07/apple-campus-2-photos-spaceship/#77.hmGg5akqh

Here's Some Wholly Believable Donald Trump Jr. Gossip
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/heres-some-wholly-believable-donald-trump-jr-gossip-1788563032

The Complete Guide To Understanding Cricket https://t.co/z2dISld2qL

How Macedonia Became A Global Hub For Pro-Trump Misinformation https://t.co/pg9CfkguhG

The Curious Have Won https://t.co/z2dISld2qL

NBC: Dave Chappelle will host Saturday Night Live on November 12, with musical guest A Tribe Called Quest - http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/11/04/dave-chappelle-to-host-snl-for-first-time.html

Laugh out loud at this pic of Weiner
http://nypost.com/2016/11/04/anthony-weiner-rides-through-sex-addiction-rehab-on-a-horse/

That escalated quickly...
https://twitter.com/ErinSchrode/status/794255752055562240

Doubts About the Promised Bounty of Genetically Modified Crops
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/30/business/gmo-promise-falls-short.html?emc=eta1

Hijab In High Places: Muslim Women Leaders Explain The Challenges Of Visibility
https://www.fastcompany.com/3064954/the-future-of-work/muslim-women-leaders-on-the-challenges-of-embracing-their-differences-in-

Mothafuggin Thanos, y'all
https://imgur.com/gallery/sQ2Mz

There is a megaproject in the south of France to build the worlds largest working fusion reactor, called ITER. International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor. Its the only one in the world and is an international effort. Its insanely complicated. Its by far the most complicated construction project ever undertaken by humans. Check it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y2CBJIp2j8

How to make PCP (sort of), Vice Documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSwoOYXyoMA

Eating weird shit in China - https://youtu.be/OXIe9u-i8JQ