Friday, March 31, 2017

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Mr. Butterworth's Fat Sticky Ass

DEA Seized $4 Billion From People Since 2007. Most Were Never Charged with a Crime:
A new government watchdog report finds the DEA grabs cash just for the sake of grabbing cash, raising civil liberties concerns. - https://reason.com/blog/2017/03/29/the-dea-seized-4-billion-from-people-sin

Michael Irvin is Accused of Drugging and Raping a Woman
http://www.power1017.com/index.php/entertainment/816-michael-irvin-is-accused-of-drugging-and-raping-a-woman

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/iraq-uncovered/ - the fact that we just firebombed 200 innocent people in one of these neighborhoods is v bad - this show was really good

An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth To Power Trailer (2017) Official - Paramount Pictures
https://youtu.be/huX1bmfdkyA

Ha - Ronaldo statue: Sculptor Emanuel Santos defends his bizarre work
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39442098

Anybody remember this old ass cartoon?
Marco Polo Junior - Full ORIGINAL Movie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMk-bqfjNQI

This is fucking ridiculous
https://t.co/Wwqw8w5TaN

Breaking Bad themed restaurant opening in NYC
https://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/a-breaking-bad-themed-restaurant-is-opening-in-new-york-next-weekend-032817

Trump to ease combat rules in somalia designed to protect civilians
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/30/world/africa/trump-is-said-to-ease-combat-rules-in-somalia-designed-to-protect-civilians.html

Cruel April Fools joke - https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/23/09/5e/23095e418c2b4d80b40f51be26a6fa58.jpg

What A Crappy Tokyo Apartment
http://kotaku.com/what-a-crappy-tokyo-apartment-1793812185

Cool Song for y'all - https://youtu.be/r5Pz29nsrYA

Does anyone else think the picture of Joe Nathan in this article looks like Bronn from GoT throwing a pitch?
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19016098/washington-nationals-release-joe-nathan-hopes-pitch-2017

This is impressive snooping
http://gizmodo.com/this-is-almost-certainly-james-comey-s-twitter-account-1793843641

A bot that tweets anonymous Wikipedia edits that are made from IP addresses in the US Congress. - https://twitter.com/congressedits

Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives
http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pence-asks-waiter-remove-mrs-butterworth-tabl-55661

Wendy's pwns McDonald's on Twitter
https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/847478772311834626

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

"Walking Dead" should be the name of the documentary about my sex life... Heyooooo!

We All Dead Fam... :(
"How the Republicans Sold Your Privacy to Internet Providers"
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/29/opinion/how-the-republicans-sold-your-privacy-to-internet-providers.html

Indonesian man's body found inside python - http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39427458

Man Helps Baby Robin Find Tasty Worms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyFjRXHJa6I

Is Devin Nunes Investigating Trump or Working with Him?: A Closer Look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdjrK0h1sZw

This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen
https://twitter.com/OnlineAlison/status/846469181734248448

It Wasn't Pretty, But The USMNT Did What They Needed To Do
http://deadspin.com/it-wasnt-pretty-but-the-usmnt-did-what-they-needed-to-1793750914

Trailer for new ovie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc

Noam Chomsky says Trump admin undermines all prospects for a "decent civilization";
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/noam-chomsky-trumps-establishment-undermines-all-prospects-for-decent-survival/

Roger Stone Documentary - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IPyv4KgTAA

Controversy emerges over ‘GRABHER’ license plate
http://whdh.com/news/controversy-over-grab-her-license-plate

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side, either.
http://wapo.st/2nhAXId

Fun experiment - https://twitter.com/jkarsh/status/847139219424272384

'They Think We Are Slaves’: The U.S. au pair program is riddled with problems—and new documents show that the State Department might know more than it’s letting on.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/au-pair-program-abuse-state-department-214956 Podcast - https://www.revealnews.org/episodes/host-of-problems/

Politico posted this "leaked" version of the budget proposal. Looks like they're seeking to eliminate all federal spending on AmeriCorps (pg 8) because "promoting volunteerism" isn't a core federal role. Sad! Despite all the proposed cuts, it looks like the most they can save in FY17 is about $18B, not the sweeping cure-all to rampant federalism they campaigned on.- https://cloudup.com/iuuhMLxnXTY

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

It's gonna hurt before you squirt

Everyone is laughing at Fox News for its 'alert' about Trump working from the White House
https://www.yahoo.com/news/everyone-is-laughing-at-fox-news-for-its-alert-about-trump-working-from-the-white-house-143518900.html

Supreme Court Printer Cartridge Case Could Be the Citizens United of Products
http://gizmodo.com/supreme-court-printer-cartridge-case-could-be-the-citiz-1793643311

Senate Committee to Question Jared Kushner Over Meetings With Russians
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/27/us/politics/senate-jared-kushner-russia.html?referer=&_r=0

Two People Have Died After Eating Trendy Cheese Made From Raw Milk
https://www.buzzfeed.com/venessawong/raw-milk-listeria
Multistate Outbreak of Listeriosis Linked to Raw Milk Produced by Miller’s Organic Farm in Pennsylvania - https://www.cdc.gov/listeria/outbreaks/raw-milk-03-16/

Kramers - http://i.imgur.com/8E5Exz5.gifv

Suspect to police: I stabbed black man as 'practice'
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/23/us/james-jackson-racially-motivated-stabbing/

From Sean Spicer's Wiki page. He's always been a turd, haha.
"He attended Connecticut College from 1989 to 1993, graduating with a Bachelor of Arts in government. In college he was a student senator. In April 1993, he wrote a letter to the student paper, The College Voice, urging that new campus anti-smoking rules not alter existing accommodations for smoking during examinations, then submitted an angry complaint after they rendered his byline as "Sean Sphincter", for which he received further ribbing from the campus satirical publication Blats. The incident was later cited as the beginning of his contentious relationship with the media."

this guy deserted the Soviets in 1944 and didn't come out of hiding until 1995 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C4%81nis_P%C4%ABnups

Top US coal boss Robert Murray: Trump 'can't bring mining jobs back'
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/27/us-coal-industry-clean-power-plan-donald-trump

This little girl ain't playing - https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/27/us-coal-industry-clean-power-plan-donald-trump

Looks like the Raiders are moving to Vegas
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/846422969047965696?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
The Las Vegas Raiders and the Los Angeles Chargers, what a shitshow

U.S. military acknowledges strike on Mosul site where more than 100 were allegedly killed https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2017/03/25/u-s-military-acknowledges-strike-on-mosul-site-where-over-100-were-allegedly-killed/
Why is the US being careless?
They are being careless because they want to poke the hornets nest and hope for something really bad to happen, like a major terror attack. There was an Yale expert on fascism and dictators on Bill Maher last night talking about it. Our Reichstsag Fire is coming. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire#As_archetype Then Trump can say "see, I told you so" and then they can roll out policies that take away our rights. Steve Bannon has made documentaries about it.

Trump’s War on Terror Has Quickly Become as Barbaric and Savage as He Promised - https://interc.pt/2o6kAjt
In sum: Although precise numbers are difficult to obtain, there seems little question that the number of civilians being killed by the U.S. in Iraq and Syria — already quite high under Obama — has increased precipitously during the first two months of the Trump administration. Data compiled by the site Airwars tells the story: The number of civilians killed in Syria and Iraq began increasing in October under Obama but has now skyrocketed in March under Trump.

The world’s best places to buy Italian wine: Italy, and one tiny store in D.C.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/the-worlds-best-places-to-buy-italian-wine-italy-and-one-tiny-store-in-dc/2017/03/24/e8d81644-0e42-11e7-9b0d-d27c98455440_story.html

Montenegro 'to indict Russian spy behind coup plot'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/26/montenegro-indict-russian-spy-behind-coup-plot/

Sandwich porn: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/61z6dz/binging_with_babish_cubanos_from_chef/

Bannon says look for "action, action, action" this week, expect executive orders on Natural energy, trade & environmental etc.
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/white-house-trump-health-care-236527

LOL - https://twitter.com/witchyhellbroth/status/845837889653166080

"60 Minutes" Interview Shows How Unprepared The Mainstream Media Is For Pro-Trump Media - https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/60-minutes-upside-down

True Detective Season 3 - http://uproxx.com/tv/true-detective-season-3-hbo/

Book recommendation - https://www.amazon.com/Galveston-Novel-Nic-Pizzolatto/dp/1439166668/

Trump's pee pee video is gonna be lit FAM (thread)
https://twitter.com/sethabramson/status/846455259430051842

Transgender OJ helicopter reporter reveals her NBC journalist daughter has not spoken to her since she transitioned and gives her thoughts on 'non-human' Caitlyn Jenner in punchy interview
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3670441/Transgender-OJ-helicopter-reporter-reveals-NBC-News-daughter-not-spoken-transitioned-says-Caitlyn-Jenner-not-human-Stockholm-Syndrome-life-white-male-privilege.html

i think about this every single day
https://twitter.com/RealJizzJohnson/status/846488125140586496

Hmm, why would Trump administration try and block Sally Yates on talking about Mother Russia connections?
https://twitter.com/propublica/status/846734351266123779

Good article on what tonight's USMNT game at Panama means - http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/usmnts-throttling-of-honduras-was-nice-but-trip-to-panama-will-tell-us-if-bruce-arena-really-fixed-them-032817?sf66265651=1

Dear President Trump: Throwing Out The First Pitch At The Nats Game Will Heal This Nation
http://deadspin.com/dear-president-trump-throwing-out-the-first-pitch-at-t-1793713187
Nope: https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/846760587883429888

Virgin is being shut down. Sad!
https://www.engadget.com/2017/03/23/alaska-airlines-in-flight-improvements-rip-virgin-america/

"We just can't make mistakes, right? So we don't make mistakes. Go ahead, Ken..."
https://twitter.com/drs2222/status/846797373938569221

Is Philly the most corrupt city in America? Big if true
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/is-philadelphia-the-most-corrupt-city-in-america

Puerto Rico man bites head off girlfriend's Chihuahua
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39425394

How-To: Make Kimchi at Home with Deuki Hong
https://youtu.be/hM-v5nTp0J0

Trump's business network reached alleged Russian mobsters
http://usat.ly/2nseeuO

Panic spreads in Iraq, Syria as record numbers of civilians are reported killed in U.S. strikes
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/panic-spreads-in-iraq-syria-as-record-numbers-of-civilians-are-reported-killed-in-us-strikes/2017/03/28/3cbce7f8-13bb-11e7-bb16-269934184168_story.html?utm_term=.ec91e8261960

Skeletor gif
http://imgur.com/gallery/EDZHLlq

Sand Printing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptUj8JRAYu8

Meet the kid who believes he's the reincarnated spirit of Lou Gehrig
http://undefined/sports/news/meet-the-kid-who-believes-hes-the-reincarnated-spirit-of-lou-gehrig-181953168.html

I love this prairie dog - https://www.instagram.com/p/BSL-QUsh7RF

Melodysheep - The WTF news song player version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k78OjoJZcVc

Friday, March 24, 2017

No Vote Today, Boss

NSFW - Now check out this video of Chuck Berry farting/peeing on hookers (next lvl NSFW) - http://efukt.com/21881_Chuck_Berry_Farting_On_Hookers.html

The Rise of the Hard Left: Pugnacious, mischievous, smart, and angry as hell, a new sort of liberal media has risen in the wake of Donald Trump’s presidency
https://theringer.com/new-left-media-current-affairs-chapo-trap-house-crooked-media-9cb016070532#.olypvylsc

For the Francesa fans.. this is pretty great
https://twitter.com/sportsfunhouse/status/845232363022012417

Map Shows Locations Where DC Teens Reported Missing in 2017 Were Last Seen
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Map-Shows-Locations-Where-DC-Teens-Are-Missing-416645893.html

Deadliest animals
https://www.cnet.com/pictures/the-24-deadliest-animals-on-earth-ranked/

Man leaves $165k job impersonating Alan from Hangover because the strippers and boozy Vegas lifestyle 'is killing him' - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4300110/Man-leaves-200k-job-impersonating-Alan-Hangover.html

Spicer: "I think there's a huge appetite for tax returns— *REFORM*."
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/845326799005503488

HAHAHA, Simpsons nailed it. https://twitter.com/fungumchum/status/845088413497905152

USA soccer fans. apparently theres a big game tonight vs. Honduras at 10:30pm.
Here's a preview if you are into that sort of thing...
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/barstools-preview-of-usmnt-vs-honduras-aka-one-of-the-must-winningest-game-in-history/

Penn Station chaos - http://www.reuters.com/article/us-new-york-train-idUSKBN16V1RL

Ex-CIA Director: Mike Flynn and Turkish Officials Discussed Removal of Erdogan Foe From U.S.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/ex-cia-director-mike-flynn-and-turkish-officials-discussed-removal-of-erdogan-foe-from-u-s-1490380426

Starting in June, Google is saying good-bye to one of its most beloved products, Gchat.
http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/03/google-kills-gchat-replaces-with-google-hangouts.html

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Cockroach eggs are the new caviar

Read President Trump's Interview With TIME on Truth and Falsehoods
http://time.com/4710456/donald-trump-time-interview-truth-falsehood/

Jewish Center Bomb Threat Suspect Is Arrested in Israel
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/23/us/jcc-bomb-threats.html?smid=tw-share
Not sure how many saw this coming? Hopefully that puts an end to all the bomb threats. Insane that it took this long to track this guy down.

Crazy optical illusions!
https://www.facebook.com/BusinessInsiderUK/videos/2244488022443562/

Putin covers Radiohead's CREEP - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_FClwUpQo

World's greatest driving simulator? Father and son hack their car to turn it into a giant Mario Kart controller
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4338270/Tech-geniuses-turn-car-Mario-Kart-controller.html

Black women and girls are missing, and no one seems to care
http://thegrio.com/2017/03/21/black-women-and-girls-are-missing-and-no-one-seems-to-care/
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_white_woman_syndrome

Gorillaz announce first album in 6 years & the collaborators
http://mashable.com/2017/03/23/gorillaz-new-album-humanz

Kendrick Lamar to drop next studio album
http://www.thefader.com/2017/03/23/kendrick-lamar-a-cryptic-iv-on-instagram

As health care vote gets scrapped for tonight, here's Trump in a big rig on the White House driveway honking the horn & pretending to drive
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/844995773838315520

Damn...i really liked this show...
The Knick is DOA, Cinemax says
http://www.avclub.com/article/knick-doa-cinemax-says-252609

Key witness in Preet Bharara’s Russian crime probe was just thrown from fourth floor of building - http://www.palmerreport.com/news/key-witness-in-preet-bhararas-russian-crime-probe-was-just-thrown-from-fourth-floor-of-building/2007/


(we all dead fam)

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Wombats that Fuck: Part II

Fake Strongman Duo Chop & Steele Prank Morning TV Shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73_TpfedpjQ&feature=youtu.be

This guy's sticker is intense - https://imgur.com/gallery/LGg9y

Exit Music: How Radiohead's OK Computer Destroyed the Art Pop Album In Order to Save It: http://pitchfork.com/features/ok-computer-at-20/10038-exit-music-how-radioheads-ok-computer-destroyed-the-art-pop-album-in-order-to-save-it

Lockhart High teacher accused of ‘sexual conduct’ with student http://kxan.com/2017/03/20/lockhart-high-teacher-charged-accused-of-sexual-conduct-with-student/

US TV host Tomi Lahren 'suspended over pro-choice comments'
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39338408

Happiness report: Norway is the happiest place on Earth - http://www.bbc.com/news/world-39325206

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - Episode 01 - Once Upon A Beginning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EkN8WtFTpE&list=PLC046BB28463E1459

A RACCOON APOLOGIZES TO A CAT AFTER BITING IT'S EAR TOO HARD.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/60ojsk/a_raccoon_apologizes_to_his_kitten_friend_after/

LOL Onion
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-recalls-simpler-time-when-he-only-masturbated--27372

Skull Island Google Maps (from King Kong movie)
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Skull+Island/@-4.3470248,-148.6517633,3.25z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x9d21f33bb3cf4851:0x716f2a03bdff60bb!8m2!3d-3.8641601!4d-125.7724649

Is The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild one of the best games of all time?
http://www.avclub.com/article/legend-zelda-breath-wild-one-best-games-all-time-252149

5 year old geography expert burns Trump on Ellen
https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/geographical-trump-burn?bffbnews&utm_term=.scPQxJVvR#.hm50AD4dM

Comey Confirms F.B.I. Inquiry on Russia; Sees No Evidence of Wiretapping
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/20/us/politics/intelligence-committee-russia-donald-trump.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=1

Tom Brady's jersey is found:
http://whdh.com/news/reports-stolen-tom-brady-super-bowl-jersey-found

Door-Busting Drug Raids Leave a Trail of Blood
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/03/18/us/forced-entry-warrant-drug-raid.html

Never seen cuck in a headline before - brutal: http://nypost.com/2017/03/20/man-stands-by-wife-after-her-affair-with-middle-school-kid/

Ivanka Trump set to get West Wing office as role expands (nepotism is coo, right, fuck!)
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/ivanka-trump-white-house-236273

Roger Stone thinks the Russian collusion stories are manufactured by the intelligence communities
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/20/politics/kfile-roger-stone-responds-to-hearing/index.html?sr=twCNN032017kfile-roger-stone-responds-to-hearing0922PMVODtopPhoto&linkId=35666476

Manafort faces new allegations in Ukraine
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/20/world/europe/paul-manafort-ukraine-allegations-trump.html

Trump Budget Makes It Official: You’re Paying For The Wall, Not Mexico
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-budget-border-wall_us_58ca1d43e4b0ec9d29d8acab

80 times Trump talked about Putin
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/03/politics/trump-putin-russia-timeline/

FBI wiretapped Russian gambling ring headquartered at Trump Tower for two years
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fbi-wiretapped-russian-gambling-ring-headquarted-trump-tower-article-1.3004226

Wednesday afternoon Fappagram
https://www.instagram.com/lindseypelas/

AP Exclusive: Trump campaign chief linked to Putin interests
http://bigstory.ap.org/122ae0b5848345faa88108a03de40c5a

Different kind of footlong, etc. http://nypost.com/2017/03/21/inmate-who-beat-up-jared-fogle-receiving-tons-of-fan-mail/

#BREAKING: Terror attack outside UK Parliament: man with knife/machete got into Parliament and stabbed policeman; Building under lockdown
https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/844561662715854849
At least 12 people hurt outside of House of Parliament on the bridge. Looks the guy mowed people down with the car then started stabbing people
https://twitter.com/sikorskiradek/status/844561194207920130
https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/844562348157419523
Graphic pics warning
https://twitter.com/reuterspictures/status/844571447712460800

Einstein's theory on gravity might have to be rethought as gigantic neighboring galaxies are moving away from us quicker than predicted
https://pionic.org/einsteins-theory-of-gravity-may-have-to-be-rewritten

Also terrorism..
A white supremacist drove from Maryland to New York to murder a random black man in Midtown last night
https://t.co/jyg8T46gxf

The NBA's Secret Addiction: ESPN exclusive! How one performance-enhancing sandwich has spread through the NBA. - http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/page/presents18931717/the-nba-secret-addiction

The Buffet Formula - How To Get Smarter By Reading: https://www.farnamstreetblog.com/2013/05/the-buffett-formula-how-to-get-smarter/

Rex Tillerson: 'I didn't want this job … my wife told me I'm supposed to do this'
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/mar/22/rex-tillerson-i-didnt-want-this-job
here's that Rex transcript http://ijr.com/2017/03/827413-transcript-independent-journal-reviews-sit-interview-secretary-state-rex-tillerson/

Rich and powerful weirdos http://www.npr.org/2017/03/22/521083950/inside-the-wealthy-family-that-has-been-funding-steve-bannon-s-plan-for-years

This is interesting. The news channels last night were all going the other way - that republicans who vote against the bill are going to be challenged in primaries. This article indicates republicans who vote for the bill are going to be challenged.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-obamacare-kochs-idUSKBN16T07D1

Friday, March 17, 2017

A penny for your Thots

NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!! Emma Watson & Amanda Seyfried leaked nudes!
http://coco-magazine.com/fotografias-emma-watson-y-amanda-seyfried-desnudas-fotos-video/

LOL, this poor dude... https://i.imgur.com/dJEgCU9.gifv

reggie‏ @1942bs 14h14 hours ago
reggie Retweeted New York Daily News
this is the same senator who voted for an anti-trans bathroom bill to "keep women and children safe"
reggie added,
New York Daily NewsVerified account @NYDailyNews
Three felony child prostitution charges filed against Senator Ralph Shortey, Trump's Oklahoma campaign leader http://nydn.us/2mNyuXo

US claims Syria strike, denies targeting mosque where 46 killed
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-claims-syria-strike-denies-targeting-mosque-where-082152122.html

Trump Embraces One Of Russia's Favorite Propaganda Tactics — Whataboutism
http://www.npr.org/2017/03/17/520435073/trump-embraces-one-of-russias-favorite-propaganda-tactics-whataboutism

This is a ridiculous waste of law enforcement's time
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/17/fbi-arrests-man-accused-trolling-dallas-journalist-kurt-eichenwald-tweet-triggered-seizure

White House Promotes Fake News Article Praising Trump Budget
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2017/03/17/white-house-promotes-fake-news-article-praising-trump-budget.html

This is pretty cool. Drums + It's Always Sunny = <3
https://www.facebook.com/David.dockery.20/videos/1484423641581712/

Monopoly replacing thimble, wheelbarrow and boot with penguin, rubber ducky and Tyrannosaurus rex
https://twitter.com/apeastregion/status/842738770969616388
and
https://apnews.com/62d78fabff7a444d9ac24b6c80240703/Boot,-wheelbarrow,-thimble-ousted-from-Monopoly-board-game

Fired U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Said to Have Been Investigating HHS Secretary Tom Price:
Trump’s head of the Department of Health and Human Services traded stocks of health-related companies while working on legislation affecting the firms. A source says Bharara was overseeing an investigation. The White House didn’t immediately comment.
https://www.propublica.org/article/preet-bharara-fired-investigating-tom-price-hhs-stock-trading

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Baby Carrot Dicks - The Final Frontier

Blood Brother: An intimate portrait of Rocky Braat, who traveled to India as a disillusioned tourist. When he met a group of children with HIV living at an AIDS hostel, a place of unspeakable hardship, he decided to stay and devote his life to them.
http://www.pbs.org/video/2365904645/

SecDef Mattis defies Trump and calls climate change a national security threat - http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/323959-trumps-defense-secretary-calls-climate-change-a-national-security

Muslims to overtake Christians by 2070. Islam: The world's fastest growing religion
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-39279631

circular runways? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39284294

Trump’s Proposed Budget Would Leave DC Area “Pretty Screwed”: Deep cuts to government spending could create a regional recession that would hollow out the middle class.
https://www.washingtonian.com/2017/03/13/economist-trumps-proposed-budget-leave-dc-area-pretty-screwed/
"Trump’s planned cuts could reduce employment and home values in the DC metropolitan area by nearly 2 percent each, and incomes by 3.5 percent."

Unbelievable This Man Races The Tube and Wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YB42BnJ3Xs

This is what happens when someone tries to bullshit his way through NCAA picks after watching zero games this season. - https://twitter.com/sportsfunhouse/status/842184386304999424

Potential Emma Watson and Amanda Seyfried fappening 2.0 coming?
http://www.theladbible.com/more/celebrity-more-female-celebrities-have-apparently-had-their-photos-hacked-20170316

Are Three Aging Goalkeepers The Best U.S. Soccer Has To Offer?
http://deadspin.com/are-three-aging-goalkeepers-the-best-u-s-soccer-has-to-1793321631

Feisty Young USMNT Player Kellyn Acosta Nailed A Gorgeous Free Kick
http://deadspin.com/feisty-young-usmnt-player-kellyn-acosta-nailed-a-gorgeo-1793321928

Joe Russo's Almost Dead - Althea (chill song - Dead cover) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q9-3ThyfSU

Commuters get wiped out by massive Amtrak ‘avalanche’
http://nypost.com/2017/03/16/commuters-get-wiped-out-by-massive-amtrak-avalanche/

Most Amazing Seal video i've seen in a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1ZeKFQjbLg

This belly slapping music is amazing! Definitely worth turning up your for this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwJDHJM-LMA

$325K wedding nixed after brawl erupts at rehearsal dinner, suit says
http://nypost.com/2017/02/12/320k-wedding-nixed-after-brawl-erupts-at-rehearsal-dinner-suit-says/
Chick from article - https://www.facebook.com/amy.bzura and https://www.instagram.com/amybzura/

This literally happened...
Tucker Carlson: "The counties who voted for you will do far worse under your plan"
Donald Trump: "Oh, I know..."
https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/842209771457462272

Crazy high numbers of breeding otters draw crowds to Morro Bay
http://www.sfgate.com/science/article/Record-number-of-endangered-sea-otters-flock-to-11004330.php

Funny how time flies
https://imgur.com/gallery/aieTa

Golden TAINT is now problematic
http://terezowens.com/golden-tate-wife-wore-make-america-great-hats-in-their-wedding/

Anyone understand this thing? Sounds cool. They move perpetually without energy.
Physicists have created Time Crystals http://archive.is/WRq8v
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_crystal
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a24957/time-crystals/

Lol Cats - https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/842454276119097344

This is an amazing gif. LOLZ
https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/841994082247409664

Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Caught
http://kegl.iheart.com/onair/cindy-scull-mornings-26340/texas-butthole-tickling-bandit-has-finally-15627071/

Mulvaney on climate change: “We’re not spending money on that anymore. We consider that to be a waste of your money” -- https://twitter.com/CNN/status/842464807064375296

Sources: Sean Hannity once pulled a gun on Juan Williams
http://money.cnn.com/2017/03/16/media/sean-hannity-juan-williams-gun/

Monday, March 13, 2017

Snow jobs for everyone!

LOL - https://streamable.com/a1dov

I love Pangolins. Check out this sick Pangolin vid. Watch how he works that tongue...I bet his gf loves it. But fuck a Pangolin if you're an ant!!!
https://youtu.be/gz4HXyxcess

A guide to Washington’s most delicious dumplings
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/lifestyle/guide-to-dc-dumplings/

Please just watch this good pupper race through the worst dog show run ever
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/3/12/14903010/worst-dog-show-run-ever-wow-but-its-true

House in New York state encased in ice during cold spell
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39254974

Police Tase Suspect in Pikachu Onesie During Brawl Outside A-Town Bar & Grill
https://www.arlnow.com/2017/03/13/police-tase-suspect-in-pikachu-onesie-during-brawl-outside-a-town-bar-grill/

Jonathan Wolff on E! News (guy who wrote the intro to Seinfeld)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVldNNHQWVw

Love this guy
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/841331573890924548

Power Rangers Marathon
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/03/13/power-rangers-tv-marathon-to-stream-on-twitch

CBO score is out: 24 million more uninsured by 2026.
https://t.co/2ghW5X5NPT

NSFW - Tits out for something or other
https://twitter.com/vinterflamma/status/841058000123154433

Friday, March 10, 2017

I farted out 1 entire french fry, fully intact

Food Delivery Robots Officially Roll Out In DC Today: Postmates and Starship Technologies launch their first fleet - https://www.washingtonian.com/2017/03/09/food-delivery-robots-postmates-officially-roll-out-in-dc-today/

The best interview of 2017. Hands down.
https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/840176136235683845

The NFL is so evil: https://twitter.com/sallyjenx/status/840029616161071104

Opioid distributors sued by West Virginia counties hit by drug crisis
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/lawsuits-filed-against-drug-distributors-in-west-virginia/2017/03/09/f9e3165e-0501-11e7-b1e9-a05d3c21f7cf_story.html?utm_term=.538d00322578

This title is so fucking pretentious it makes me want to punch Jack White and burn down the New Yorker
JACK WHITE’S INFINITE IMAGINATION
He used to be exclusively a rock star. Now he’s a songwriter, a producer, a label owner, and a furniture upholsterer, too.
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/jack-whites-infinite-imagination

Johnny Football's sister can get it
https://bustedcoverage.com/2017/03/09/johnny-manziel-sister-spring-break-photos-instagram/#!gallery-inline-selection-instagram_BRcEeyYDYo4-instagram_BOAj7Y5jiZK-1

Let's all chip in and buy a BroBlast town
http://www.offgridquest.com/homesteading/4million-town

US immigration: 50 extra judges to help tackle backlog
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39228235?ocid=global_bbccom_email_10032017_top+news+stories

How to drink wine
https://cooking.nytimes.com/guides/41-how-to-drink-wine

This is pretty cool/trippy
https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/838049713488265216

This DC Restaurant Just Sued Trump and His Hotel for Unfair Competition: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-hotel-lawsuit_us_58c19053e4b0ed71826ac039?

(old, but just a reminder he's a sociopath)
Trump’s first D.C. dinner as president: An overcooked, $54 steak. With ketchup.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/trumps-first-dc-dinner-as-president-an-overcooked-54-steak-with-ketchup/2017/02/27/c98895b4-fd19-11e6-8f41-ea6ed597e4ca_story.html

Who orgasms most and least, and why
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/10/health/orgasm-frequency-sex-explainer-study/index.html

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Orlando Bloom Bloom Bloom in a zoom zoom

Tim Kaine's son arrested after allegedly disrupting pro-Trump rally
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/08/politics/tim-kaine-son-arrested/index.html

Massive Zelda BOTW Spoilers, All Cut Scenes: https://youtu.be/vwf2QDv5DfU

Long dong juan (NSFW-ish)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4139722/The-man-half-metre-PENIS.html

Simpsons LOL
https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/839718814577266688

The Best Country in the World? Survey Says It’s Switzerland
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/07/world/best-countries-world-switzerland-canada-britain-germany.html?_r=0

Barcelona Pull Off Greatest Champions League Comeback In History, Beat PSG 6-1
http://deadspin.com/barcelona-pull-off-greatest-champions-league-comeback-i-1793099682

In other sports news, Bruce Allen and Dan Snyder managed to fuck up the only relationship that mattered and their only hope of being good.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/football-insider/wp/2017/03/08/redskins-gm-scot-mccloughan-has-no-role-in-current-free-agency-decision-making/?utm_term=.a87e7686c274

American Wonderteen Christian Pulisic Stomped All Over Benfica
http://deadspin.com/american-wonderteen-christian-pulisic-stomped-all-over-1793101929

JUST IN: EPA chief Scott Pruitt disagrees that CO2 is primary contributor to global warming: report
https://twitter.com/ReutersUS/status/839837672701054976

Flynn got paid $530,000 from Turkey before the election
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/former-trump-security-adviser-flynn-admits-turkey-lobbying

guy from Elf freaks out at the airport:
http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170308/police-release-video-of-elf-actor-faizon-loves-encounter-with-airport-valet

The Rise, Then Shame, of Baylor Nation: Sexual assault accusations piled up while the university made football its top priority. The victims, furious alumni and the authorities are seeking answers. -- https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/09/sports/baylor-football-sexual-assault.html

‘Why Do Americans Refrigerate Their Eggs?’
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/13/insider/why-do-americans-refrigerate-their-eggs.html

In An International First, Surfer Conquers The Atlantic Alone On A Paddleboard
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/09/519410296/in-an-international-first-surfer-conquers-the-atlantic-alone-on-a-paddleboard

Kirk hates DC
http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/18863192/kirk-cousins-requesting-trade-washington-redskins

Florida lawyer's trousers catch fire in court arson trial
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39223150

The premiere date for "Game Of Thrones" season 7 is finally here
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/839932838094868480

Lol - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6dJhNCU0AETmtd.jpg

Notorious B.I.G. died 20 years ago today....
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/03/09/tributes-to-notorious-big-biggie-smalls-20th-anniversary/98945220/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZom_gVfuw

Hip-Hop’s Unlikeliest Icons: Promethazine Codeine Syrup Manufacturers
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-03-09/hip-hop-s-unlikeliest-icons-promethazine-codeine-syrup-manufacturers

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

It's Fun Here

Drugged up Nazis http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/03/07/518986612/author-says-hitler-was-blitzed-on-cocaine-and-opiates-during-the-war

Just why? Like what the fuck?
"The latest Republican health-care bill to repeal the Affordable Care Act would eliminate funds for fundamental public health programs, including for the prevention of bioterrorism and disease outbreaks, as well as money to provide immunizations and heart-disease screenings."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/03/08/obamacare-repeal-guts-crucial-public-health-funds/

Trumpcare Is the Culmination of All the GOP’s Health-Care Lies
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/03/trumpcare-the-culmination-of-all-the-gops-health-care-lies.html

Photoshopped myself into every best picture nominee poster
https://imgur.com/gallery/yQfjM

this article will probably make you slam a text book down on your peener https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/12/15/yoga-pants-are-comfy-theyre-also-an-assault-on-manners-and-a-nihilistic-threat

No Mo Romo
http://www.9news.com/sports/nfl/cowboys-to-release-tony-romo-thursday/420835911

Mildly interesting and slightly too long piece on the Lakers/Buss family soap opera:
http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18840779/the-story-los-angeles-lakers-owner-jeanie-buss-tough-decision -- Then when you're done with this link, google image search "Jeanie Buss Nude" and enjoy her 90's playboy spread...

Me: I'm not going to get too drunk tonight... Also me:
https://twitter.com/takingfivehq/status/838932277048455168

Our upcoming film - Mike and the Mad Dog - will make its World Premiere at @Tribeca and airs this summer on @ESPN!
https://twitter.com/30for30/status/839554972257816587

Support Group for Fatties
https://danceswithfat.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/when-better-is-the-enemy-of-equal-flying-fat/

Amazon has the Sonos Play 3 on sale today for prime members ($255). I keep thinking about getting Sonos boff but i still havent made the jump. Tempting
http://deals.kinja.com/amazons-running-an-extremely-rare-sonos-discount-for-p-1793088900?rev=1488997734145

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Igloo is a great work

Meat Cakes in Japan - http://kotaku.com/in-japan-meat-cakes-are-a-thing-1740481471

LOL - https://imgur.com/gallery/MhiKb

Kalaripayattu: The First Martial Art
https://youtu.be/oI84oM_bJeg

Trump's Wiretap Tweets Raise Risk of Impeachment
https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-03-06/trump-s-wiretap-tweets-raise-risk-of-impeachment

EXCLUSIVE: FBI ‘Granted FISA Warrant’ Covering Trump Camp’s Ties To Russia
http://linkis.com/heatst.com/world/refoA

LOL - Girl at a Bar - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTMow_7H47Q
"I wore this shirt and you won't even let me neeeuuutttttttt!?"

'Tax Credit Scholarships,' Praised By Trump, Turn Profits For Some Donors
http://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2017/03/07/518352548/trump-s-favorite-school-choice-program-allows-wealthy-donors-to-turn-a-profit

Christopher Steele, our British intelligence officer hero finally speaks
http://www.nbcnews.com/card/ex-spy-who-wrote-trump-dossier-speaks-n730106

“Maybe rather than getting that new iPhone” Americans “should invest in their own healthcare” - Rep. Jason Chaffetz - https://twitter.com/CNN/status/839110687716741120

Great conclusion to a car chase
https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/839208411187183616

Monday, March 6, 2017

Foreskin? Psh, more like Fiveskin with me, bebe

Fernando Torres's Severe Head Injury Sends Fellow Players Into A Panic
http://deadspin.com/fernando-torress-severe-head-injury-sends-fellow-player-1792912858

Exclusive: Two other Trump advisers also spoke with Russian envoy during GOP convention
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/03/02/exclusive-two-other-trump-advisers-also-spoke-russian-envoy-during-gop-convention/98648190/
these fucking guys
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/02/us/politics/kushner-flynn-sessions-russia.html

Tom Hanks sends espresso machine to help White House press fight for truth
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/mar/02/tom-hanks-sends-espresso-machine-to-help-white-house-press-fight-for-truth

Super chill...
https://twitter.com/bevazevedo/status/837613489317376001

awesome links with pics/gifs of the Oroville dam that nearly collapsed
http://imgur.com/gallery/mpUge
https://imgur.com/gallery/6IyCi

Amazon is fighting for Alexa's constitutional rights:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2017/02/23/amazon-echo-alexa-murder-trial-first-amendment-rights/#343082395d81

Disgraced journalist threatened Jewish centers to get back at ex: FBI
http://nypost.com/2017/03/03/man-made-string-of-bomb-threats-in-bid-to-destroy-his-ex-officials/

GoPro: Hunting a Fox From an Eagle's POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMSpTf05GBc

TODD TERJE - Delorean Dynamite (album version) OFFICIAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUOIvT9hzD8

Killer, kleptocrat, genius, spy: the many myths of Vladimir Putin
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/22/vladimir-putin-killer-genius-kleptocrat-spy-myths

pretty weird and fucked up story. Would make a weird movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrina_Sidney

Conan - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXJFbsQBvLw

How Did an Alleged Russian Mobster End Up on Trump's Red Carpet?
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/09/trump-russian-mobster-tokhtakhounov-miss-universe-moscow

Russian mobster accused of rigging Olympics allegedly ran Trump Tower gambling ring
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/09/russian-mobster-accused-of-rigging-olympics-allegedly-ran-trump-tower-gambling-ring/
Grand Jury Charges: https://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/usao-sdny/legacy/2015/03/25/Tokhtakhounov%2C%20Alimzhan%20et%20al.%20Indictment_7.pdf

This Stunningly Racist French Novel is How Steve Bannon Explains the World: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/steve-bannon-camp-of-the-saints-immigration_us_58b75206e4b0284854b3dc03

Lol - http://i.imgur.com/UMalNNAl.jpg

Sessions lolz - http://i.imgur.com/QxVRSBs.jpg

Dave Chappelle Gives Care Bear Stare in First Netflix Comedy Special Trailer http://screencrush.com/dave-chappelle-netflix-standup-teaser-march

Next level dog training - http://i.imgur.com/k3uqgGX.gifv

With Sessions scandal, the Alabamafication of America is complete
http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2017/03/the_alabamafication_of_america.html

Chicano Batman - Boat on a Storm (chill song) - https://youtu.be/3k9TVfnHH8Q

Sessions’s Recusal Gives Senators Powerful Leverage to Demand Russia Special Prosecutor
https://theintercept.com/2017/03/02/sessionss-recusal-gives-senators-powerful-leverage-to-demand-russia-special-prosecutor/

Sand Castle | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hq28cZ938E

Uber is an uttah disastah this week
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/03/technology/uber-greyball-program-evade-authorities.html

So this is the article that was passed around the White House that Trump was referring to in his tweets this AM. He is getting his info from Breitbart instead of people who work for the government. Sad!
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/03/03/mark-levin-obama-used-police-state-tactics-undermine-trump/

Imagine how this guy will act when we are attacked by terrorists, or when something actually significant happens. He can't even handle this BS
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-flashes-anger-sessions-recusal-russia-stories-tense/story?id=45908106

Comey Asks Justice Dept. to Reject Trump’s Wiretapping Claim
https://t.co/h3zUl2Ey3A

Well, it was fun having Australia as an ally all these years. Oh well, they only stood by us in every. single. war. we've been in
http://www.afr.com/brand/rear-window/asis-directorgeneral-nick-warner-cops-mem-fox-treatment-at-us-border-20170304-guqo0z

Pause the Presidency
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/06/opinion/pause-this-presidency.html?smid=tw-share

If the Illuminati doesn't exist, please explain this
https://twitter.com/grey_jarvis/status/838079474025578496

Scumbag Rudy Giuliani’s son takes job with Trump administration
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/rudy-giuliani-son-takes-job-trump-administration-article-1.2989813

This Twitter thread is incredibly depressing, WADF
https://twitter.com/ericliptonnyt/status/838491809491861504

HUD Sec. Dr. Ben Carson referred to people who crossed the Atlantic in the bottom of a slave ship as "immigrants" https://twitter.com/CNN/status/838863464139526145

Lol Corgis - https://twitter.com/kirayusa/status/838438248598933505

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Nicole Kidman's Breasts

5 new brain disorders that were born out of the digital age
http://theweek.com/articles/677922/5-new-brain-disorders-that-born-digital-age

Go Flamingo! - In The Dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBRRDjC242o&list=PLUnSm05TRGWOGKBbLwdqXffHyBFhkVmEz&index=7

Man Who Cried Himself To Sleep Last Night Has Some Great Ideas For Growing Company's Brand
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-who-cried-himself-to-sleep-last-night-has-some-29834

Free edition of the Car hacker’s Handbook released under creative commons license: http://opengarages.org/handbook/

The West’s largest coal-fired power plant is closing. Not even Trump can save it
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2017/02/14/the-wests-largest-coal-fired-power-plant-is-closing-not-even-trump-can-save-it/

Scientists calculated that one 220,000-gallon, commercial-size swimming pool contained almost 20 gallons of urine - https://twitter.com/NPR/status/836954538800197632

Interesting details on how Beijing looks the other way while North Korea funnels money and trade through China, laughing at international sanctions all the way: http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/02/28/confidential-u-n-report-details-north-koreas-front-companies-in-china/

Refreshing take on Tebow's ridiculous attempt at baseball - The Tim Tebow brand: Failure, Incorporated.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/18791367/tim-tebow-relentless-pursuit-failure
"Tebow's continued presence and influence says less about him and more about the sad state of sports, where fans have become so desperate for something they believe is honest, authentic and pure that they no longer care if it's Tebow's relentless pursuit of failure. They'll take it."

Youtube launching a TV service for $35 a month is a huge game changer guys. It'll carry local Comcast channels and ESPN. Not sure I'll jump on the train right away but hopefully it will drive enough people to them that Comcast and others will have to drop their service fees to keep up. Cross your fingers bros, could be a game changer.
http://money.cnn.com/2017/02/28/technology/google-youtube-tv-streaming/

Vice author ate nothing but McDonald's breakfast for a week to test his spirit
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/i-ate-mcdonalds-all-day-breakfast-for-every-single-meal-for-a-week-to-test-the-human-spirit

Cam’ron Reverses His No-Snitching Policy, But Only for Trump http://www.vulture.com/2017/03/camron-reverses-no-snitching-policy-for-trump.html

Juelz Santana - Dipset (Santana's Town)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cb0h4Jlx70

Wawa destroys Sheetz in the least surprising news ever - http://www.businessinsider.com/wawa-or-sheetz-which-is-better/#upon-entering-sheetz-we-were-stunned-by-the-flash-and-panache-but-this-stylish-sound-and-fashionable-fury-signifies-nothing-its-the-food-that-counts-while-sheetz-may-have-plentiful-soda-reserves-its-made-to-order-food-cant-measure-up-to-the-image-it-presents-30

The Story of Heady Topper, America's Obsession-Driving Double IPA
http://bit.ly/2ldbFyO

This photo makes me LOL
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16998017_10210776842829979_4770107764057385332_n.jpg?oh=ba65c5fdf78f1e61c91cb92c3f39d68b&oe=593DE334

Give the pope a pizza (LOL)
http://i.imgur.com/tijeMhy.gifv

CMU student with peanut allergy hazed with peanut butter while passed out, mother says
https://twitter.com/Local4News/status/837037311250546690

Beau Biden’s widow having affair with his married brother
http://pagesix.com/2017/03/01/widow-of-joe-bidens-deceased-son-having-affair-with-brother-in-law-hunter/

One Man’s Odd Obsession With Subarus
https://www.wsj.com/articles/one-mans-odd-obsession-with-subarus-1488292323?mod=e2tw

Antarctica hits record high temperature at balmy 63.5°F
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-antarctica-temperatures-idUSKBN1684I7