Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Cornish Game Hens need to be banged, too

BROS - The political shit is driving me crazy, as I'm sure some of you feel the same way. I'm gonna start including only the real heavy-hitters in the BroBlast moving forward. Thanks for bearing with me, but it's been a rough 11 or so days. I tried to add more NSFW's today and hopefully we'll eventually normalize to just thought-provoking, funny, booby links. Love you bros.

Sincerely,

Ali G.


BroBlast Commissioner

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Amazing. Sally Yates at her confirmation hearing answering her job-ending Q. Look who's asking. https://twitter.com/yottapoint/status/826289013891821568

Holocaust Museum poster on 'warning signs of fascism' goes viral
http://www.dailydot.com/irl/early-signs-of-fascism-holocaust-museum/

Trump bringing Jews and Muslims together - https://i.imgur.com/RKojCqe.jpg

Salt Bae coming to NYC: http://gothamist.com/2017/01/30/salt_bae_reportedly_opening_restaur.php

NYC Phish Bros - https://www.jambase.com/article/phish-play-bakers-dozen-madison-square-garden-new-york-city-summer

A real class act, President Donald Trump Accuses Sen. Chuck Schumer Of 'Fake Tears' Over Executive Order - http://www.npr.org/2017/01/30/512467231/trump-accuses-top-democrat-of-fake-tears-over-executive-order

Why Millennials Aren't into Strippers at Their Bachelor Parties - https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/why-millennials-arent-into-strippers-at-their-bachelor-parties

He made them sign non disclosure agreements.... Government workers... http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/trump-immigration-congress-order-234392

New flying lotus movie sounds pretty silly:
http://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2017/1/25/14380160/kuso-review-sundance-2017-flying-lotus

Ex-NBA player Stephen Jackson says he smoked weed before games
http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18588687/ex-nba-player-stephen-jackson-says-somes-smoked-marijuana-games

Journal of Primatology article on chimp societies finds that they will murder and eat tyrannical leaders or bullies
https://www.inverse.com/article/27141-chimp-murder-kill-cannibal-l

NSFW - Paraguay Beauty Contest
https://gfycat.com/PartialBetterAlligatorgar

NSFW - Katya Clover
http://i.imgur.com/daQV2uN.jpg

A ‘rogue’ group of staffers is tweeting secrets from the White House – BGR
http://bgr.com/2017/01/30/donald-trump-vs-white-house-rogues/

Good Daily Show piece - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/31/the-daily-show-s-muslim-correspondent-hasan-minhaj-tears-into-trump-s-muslim-ban.html

A Roman Catholic priest in Queens has sparked outrage with a Facebook post suggesting that Trump opponents should commit suicide.
http://gothamist.com/2017/01/31/catholic_priest_trump_suicide.php

Here's an interesting article, I don't know if it's fake news or if its feasible - https://medium.com/@jakefuentes/the-immigration-ban-is-a-headfake-and-were-falling-for-it-b8910e78f0c5#.p6ezv8ct8

HMMMMM this just reeks of Pats cheating. I don't trust 'em. Probably got the Russian working for 'em, too. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2690250-kyle-shanahan-temporarily-loses-falcons-playbook-at-super-bowl-51-opening-night

Whoops- http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/31/politics/chris-collins-tom-price-reply-all/

In other news...- http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/5-important-stories-worth-your-time-right-now/

It’s ‘The Apprentice, Supreme Court Edition,’ as Trump Summons Finalists to White House
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/31/us/politics/donald-trump-administration.html

Cruz: Nuclear option on the table if Dems filibuster SCOTUS pick
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/ted-cruz-nuclear-option-democrats-filibuster-234432

Sick Goal from Luiz (Chelsea) - https://twitter.com/ReadChelseaFC/status/826527452537159680

Jake Tapper with a remarkable 2-minute fact-check
https://twitter.com/NolanDMcCaskill/status/826538977687662596

LOL - NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/3zBFI

Monday, January 30, 2017

Nude Dudes Who Party

Pope says Trump is bad - http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2016/10/13/pope-francis-you-cant-defend-christianity-by-being-against-refugees-and-other-religions/

Here Are the 12 Companies You Need To Boycott if You Don't Support Donald Trump
http://www.bet.com/lifestyle/2016/11/22/11-companies-that-support-donald-trump.html

Picking a fight with the wrong dude - https://m.imgur.com/gallery/tPsnQ

Awesome protestor sign -https://i.reddituploads.com/132b37fa0c784e78a7b1d982cbaafe29?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=735c54f3f38964631387a4751d0163a3

Stranger Things' political SAG Awards speech was about standing up to real-life bullies and monsters - http://www.vox.com/2017/1/29/14434726/stranger-things-sag-awards-speech-politics-trump

Still relevant - Chris Rock: The War On Terror - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhjfxZHOT_o&app=desktop

Trump voter regret - http://imgur.com/7CwTih1

This is a terrifying read. It's like we're sprinting (not inching) towards becoming a country run by a corrupt dictator, like some African or South American countries, https://medium.com/@yonatanzunger/trial-balloon-for-a-coup-e024990891d5#.yyuwyjb02

Lost in the Trump madness: whollllleee lotta rape at Baylor: http://deadspin.com/lawsuit-baylor-football-players-raped-52-women-in-four-1791715734

Hahaha, this kid is Drew Carey's son - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGAUEiK3Vw (pardon the TMZ link)

DC bros watch out, bobcat on the loose - http://wjla.com/news/local/bobcat-missing-after-escaping-enclosure-at-smithsonian-national-zoo

We're #1! DC is most "dangerous" (crime/STDs) place for online dating. - https://www.highspeedinternet.com/resources/safest-states-online-dating/

Internal Memo at State Department Opposes Trump’s Travel Ban
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/30/us/politics/trump-immigration-ban-memo.html

Trump’s hard-line actions have an intellectual godfather: Jeff Sessions
http://wapo.st/2jnE5Wg

Bannon Is Given Security Role Usually Held For Generals
http://nyti.ms/2kL9l1J

The Desperate Battle to Destroy ISIS
http://bit.ly/2jvPONp

A Clarifying Moment in American History
http://theatln.tc/2jncqVp

Brooklyn’s Barclays Center Is Dumping the Islanders
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-30/brooklyn-s-barclays-center-said-to-be-dumping-the-islanders

This was oddly mesmerizing - https://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000004882589/ten-meter-tower.html


This is old, perhaps even from the blast of years ago, a tad too cynical, but amusing and relatively on-point nonetheless.
http://www.viruscomix.com/things.html

Friday, January 27, 2017

A poo shivoo

shivoo
\shi-VOO\
noun
1. Australian. a boisterous party or celebration.

Trump wants to build a big, beautiful wall. Here’s all the land (and water) it would have to cover. - http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/10/27/13435862/trump-wall-mexico-border

America right now... https://twitter.com/sammorrisdesign/status/824431282994221056

Philly mayor blasts Trump for once again using false information
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/316439-philadelphia-mayor-torches-trumps-false-claim-on-rising-murder-rates

Trump's fake Twitter followers
http://www.forbes.com/sites/robsalkowitz/2017/01/17/trumps-20-million-twitter-followers-get-smaller-under-the-microscope/#cbf4318675b9

state dept. armored vehicle fraud https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/businessman-pleads-guilty-federal-charge-conspiring-take-and-sell-state-department

How Author Timothy Tyson Found the Woman at the Center of the Emmett Till Case
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/01/how-author-timothy-tyson-found-the-woman-at-the-center-of-the-emmett-till-case

This Mexican "weather" woman puts a lot of her butt cheekz up on Twitter.com
https://twitter.com/IamYanetGarcia

Trump 100% photoshopped his hand bigger for this picture hanging in the white house, which is the most embarassing thing I've ever seen
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/825030464037593091

Norwegian Air CEO Says $69 Flights From U.S. to Europe Coming Soon
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/travel/norwegian-air-ceo-says-69-flights-u-s-europe-coming-n439686

Morning Boner of a BroBlast

not great for Kansas University Bob
http://deadspin.com/police-investigating-report-of-16-year-old-girl-raped-a-1791627640

Psychopath... Sean Spicer Swallows 35 Pieces of Gum Every Day Before Noon
http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/01/sean-spicer-swallows-35-pieces-of-gum-every-day-before-noon.html

The State Department’s entire senior management team just resigned
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/josh-rogin/wp/2017/01/26/the-state-departments-entire-senior-management-team-just-resigned

Andy Reid just stole your girl
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPu1fyhlNnY/?taken-by=pardonmytake&hl=en

Two Infants Treated with Universal Immune Cells Have Their Cancer Vanish: In a medical first, the children were treated with genetically engineered T-cells from another person.
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/603502/two-infants-treated-with-universal-immune-cells-have-their-cancer-vanish/

Maine man one of 3 who has attended every Super Bowl
http://whdh.com/sports/maine-man-one-of-3-who-has-attended-every-super-bowl

Donald Trump Is Using a Private Gmail Account to Secure the Most Powerful Twitter Account in the World - https://theintercept.com/2017/01/26/donald-trump-is-using-a-private-gmail-account-to-secure-the-most-powerful-twitter-account-in-the-world/

I like these guys. http://www.npr.org/2017/01/19/510575120/badbadnotgood-tiny-desk-concert

Allman Brothers drummer fatally shot himself in front of wife
http://pagesix.com/2017/01/26/allman-brothers-drummer-fatally-shot-himself-in-front-of-wife/

Well this is unsettling. Alex Jones (Sandy Hook denier and 9/11 truther) has been offered a press pass t attend briefings at the White House - http://mediamatters.org/video/2017/01/26/alex-jones-says-infowars-has-been-invited-trump-s-white-house-press-briefings/215136

Trump preparing to kill UN funding over Palestine - https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/25/us/politics/united-nations-trump-administration.html

14 Memes Mexicans Are Using To Deal With The Wall
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mireyagonzalez/14-memes-about-trumps-wall-to-laugh-at-our-misfor

A grotesque eye injury to Breakers forward Akil Mitchell isn't as serious as first thought, says the club's general manager Dillon Boucher.
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/basketball/video-breakers-star-responds-after-horror-eye-pop-socket-thanks-all-love-and-prayers-tonight-im-home-seeing-fine

Border Patrol chief resigns
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/border-patrol-chief-resigns-after-clashing-with-powerful-union/2017/01/26/23025c3e-e3f1-11e6-a547-5fb9411d332c_story.html

Russia's Icebreakers Make It King Of The Arctic And America Is Just A Pauper
http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/russias-icebreakers-make-it-king-of-the-arctic-and-amer-1791664539

Spicer tweets out password - http://usuncut.com/politics/sean-spicer-tweeted-account-passwords/

This kid is huge (7' 7), but he might need to fill out a bit before he can play in the NBA - http://nypost.com/2017/01/25/the-inside-story-of-a-basketball-teen-so-tall-he-doesnt-look-real/

Vince Carter doing this at 40 years old:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6SMdF5ib7M&feature=player_embedded

A Top White Supremacist’s New Neighbors Are Not Very Happy He’s Moved To Town:
White nationalist Richard Spencer has rented space in Alexandria, Virginia. Some local residents are not pleased.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/priya/richard-spencer-new-neighbors

Donald Trump is going to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants. Hitler did the same
https://www.indy100.com/article/trump-weekly-list-immigrants-crimes-7547211

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

A swarm of Walruses.. Walri?

Man and Dog Stroll Through Frozen Winter Wonderland: Outdoorsman Ante Fabris took his faithful companion for a snowy walk through Plitvice Lakes, Croatia. After recent wintry weather, the park was transformed into a beautiful fairyland complete with frozen waterfalls and lakes.Ante’s delighted husky acted as a snow plow for his owner. The 15-kilometer walk took them four hours to complete. Credit: YouTube/Ante Fabris via Storyful
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b2_1485131103

Lol Gifs -
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276936-2/Chocolate-covered-apple-onion-prank.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276974-2/Rally-car-lucky-dog-close-call.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276957-2/Breakfast-cereal-bowl.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276938-2/Beach-gymnastics-dog-fail.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276867-2/WWE-bench-back-breaker.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276758-2/Dragon-watching-you-illusion_001.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276786-2/Water-slide-fail.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276659-2/Acrobatic-roof-jump-flips.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276637-2/Sparkler-fireworks-mouth-stunt.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276497-2/Chinese-toddler-upstages-dancers.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276941-2/Soda-mentos-bottle.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276507-2/Roomba-beer-pong.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276509-2/Locker-room-ninja-turtle-pickles.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276485-2/Grandpa-christmas-gift-card.gif
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276324-2/Dancing-parrot-doodle.gif

Did Trump's bodyguard wear fake arms & hands to conceal a gun at inauguration
http://www.theladbible.com/now/weird-people-think-trumps-bodyguard-had-fake-arms-to-conceal-a-gun-20170125

RIP Butch Trucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIRBLUh3MGM

Funny Gif, anotha one!
https://i.redd.it/xkfs1bk5hrby.gif

I know this is old, but I think I could watch this over and over...
https://youtu.be/iKvoJdp3iRs

20 KG of red hot steel vs. Frozen Lake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOEBwBERPv4&sns=em

Girl falls into frozen lake and firend doesn't help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIkJlC2auu8

59 meter cliff jump (194 feet)
https://i.imgur.com/1Jm30Ma.gifv

NSFW - So perky
https://i.imgur.com/YbUoOrg.png

NSFW - Hotel Mirror Selfie
http://i.imgur.com/WJiKFnq.jpg

How to ask for a date (1949) - Brilliant footage with dating advice, from 1949
https://youtu.be/CyFIaGs_L_k

Send Us Proof Of Ted Cruz Playing Basketball
http://deadspin.com/send-us-proof-of-ted-cruz-playing-basketball-1791517991
and https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/823590015871684608/photo/1

Trump Aides Can’t Stop Blabbing About How He’s a Madman
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/trump-aides-cant-stop-blabbing-about-how-hes-a-madman.html

Melania doing her best Kanye - https://twitter.com/Marv_Vien/status/823621167621619713

propaganda watch http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/donald-trump-voice-america-234078
VOA is going to be able to legally propagandize the American population because Congress allowed the law preventing them from broadcasting to Americans to lapse. Usually VOA is used overseas to propagandize foreign audiences, that's its intent. But now, the administration could theoretically use it to send out its own "alt-facts".
Sons of bitches.
Old, but relevant. US repealed the propaganda ban back in 2013 allowing the federal government to propagandize the public. - http://foreignpolicy.com/2013/07/14/u-s-repeals-propaganda-ban-spreads-government-made-news-to-americans/

A Raw Cookie Dough Shop Is Opening In NYC Next Week
http://gothamist.com/2017/01/19/raw_cookie_dough_shop_nyc.php

Shoot this CUNT into the sun -- https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/650829844054323200

Sign reading Resist unfurled from crane during Greenpeace protest at 15&L NW
https://twitter.com/AugensteinWTOP/status/824271184904720386
This is what it looks like from the front - https://www.instagram.com/p/BPshZzIAKtl/?hl=en

TV Icon Mary Tyler Moore Dead At 80
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mary-tyler-moore-dead-dies_us_5668663ae4b0f290e52179bd

Lolz. "You people made me give up my peanut farm before I got to be president." by Jimmy Carter - http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-people-made-me-give-my-peanut-farm-i-got-be-pr-55143

Fun NFL rabbit hole: Ranking every superbowl MVP - http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/14627380/ranking-super-bowl-mvps-nfl

Lol! TRUMP WHITE HOUSE SENIOR STAFF HAVE PRIVATE RNC EMAIL ACCOUNTS http://www.newsweek.com/trump-emails-rnc-reince-priebus-white-house-server-548191

Elon Musk is getting serious about digging a tunnel under Los Angeles
http://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tunnel-plans-los-angeles-2017-1

Red Panda missing from zoo - http://wtkr.com/2017/01/24/red-panda-missing-from-virginia-zoo/

Mind blowing stat, for me at least.
Rihanna has sold 200 million records. Beyonce has only sold 85 million.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_music_artists

Watch one of Dubai’s flying firefighters tackle ‘blaze’ with water-powered jetpack
http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/dubai-water-jetpack-firefighter/

This bad lip reading from inauguration day is pretty good, haha:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI

Trump orders construction of border wall, boosts deportation force
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/25/politics/donald-trump-build-wall-immigration-executive-orders/index.html

Muslim Groups Are Bracing For Trump To Stop Muslim Immigration
https://www.buzzfeed.com/talalansari/muslim-groups-trump-immigration-action

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Norbit is a bad movie, but not as bad as Bowfinger

This chick is a cop on Long Island. Wowza
https://www.instagram.com/sammysep
and
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/im-gonna-go-do-some-illegal-shit-so-i-get-arrested-by-this-hot-long-island-cop/

"For those of you who don't think this is a big deal. I encourage you to talk to someone that has lived in an authoritarian regime." - https://twitter.com/yashar/status/823683909632270336
Back up of Tweet - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/01/23/trump-names-his-inauguration-day-a-national-day-of-patriotic-devotion/

Real classy broad - Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway allegedly punched a man in the face at President Trump's inaugural ball - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/kellyanne-conway-allegedly-punched-man-inauguration-ball-article-1.2953968?cid=bitly

Here is the actual NPR Fresh Air on the covert CIA war in Laos that was linked yesterday (I think that was a transcript): https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/fresh-air/id214089682?mt=2&i=1000380320202

Triumph the insult dog Attends Trump’s Inauguration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM7B56xok9M

Dan Rather's FB post for the win - https://www.facebook.com/theDanRather/posts/10156957001515716

You Would Do The Same Thing If An Old Witch Had Your Father’s Soul Trapped In A Lantern
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-would-do-same-thing-if-old-witch-had-your-fath-55119

Louis CK's grossest jokes about having daughters - http://www.miaminewtimes.com/arts/louis-cks-grossest-jokes-about-his-daughters-vaginas-and-pooping-habits-6491157

Chill electronic track. Levo by Recondite - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qwGPpimic

Zip it up and zip it out, Matty http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-communication-freeze_us_58878b3ae4b0441a8f7114e2

I have no idea what this cat was trying to do but I'm in tears
https://twitter.com/TheDeerSquadd/status/822580184876482560

Police found $20 million hidden under a mattress in Boston
http://www.businessinsider.com/police-found-20-million-hidden-under-a-mattress-in-boston-2017-1

Monday, January 23, 2017

Just Use Me

Stars troll Trump, Spicer with embellished attendance figure
http://www.thescore.com/news/1214347

The Troublemaker Behind Donald Trump’s Words
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/19/the-troublemaker-behind-donald-trump-s-words.html?source=TDB&via=FB_Page

ASMR Relaxing Hair Play, Brushing, and Scalp Massage
https://youtu.be/By3HgtiAUUw

Dippin' Dots has an enemy: Trump's press secretary, Sean Spicer
http://mashable.com/2017/01/22/dippin-dots-sean-spicer/#HI8cUDjBzqq9

Snuff Puppets - Everybody - Giant Human Puppet
https://youtu.be/CnbxO7P7Xnk

Trump team even plagiarizes cakes...
https://twitter.com/Duff_Goldman/status/822675780341641216

froideur
\frwa-dœr\
noun
1. French. an attitude of haughty aloofness; cold superiority.
(like my ex wife...)

This is Psychological Warfare: Trump’s Laugh Track is Tricking America
https://medium.com/@sarahcpr/this-is-psychological-warfare-dc5beb8dde54#.xxkgryy9f

Here's a good flop: https://twitter.com/WillBrinson/status/823306058835824640

The Netherlands has a welcome video for Donald Trump - https://youtu.be/j-xxis7hDOE

Magpie rips joint https://imgur.com/gallery/lhGUWct

CNN looking to hire reporter to investigate "fake news" full time - https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/cnn-is-hiring-a-real-reporter-to-investigate-fake-news-vgtrn

Home Alone With Blood #1 - Pipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyXkq2vpFws

Trump imposes a federal hiring freeze - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/01/23/trump-freezes-federal-hiring/

Full blown pyschopath... Vice President Mike Pence calls his wife 'mother'
http://theweek.com/speedreads/675223/vice-president-mike-pence-calls-wife-mother

Interview about CIA's involvement in the covert war in Laos. Includes a story about the real life Colonel Kurtz, Anthony Poshepny, - http://www.npr.org/2017/01/23/511185078/america-in-laos-traces-the-militarization-of-the-cia

Browned toast and potatoes are 'potential cancer risk', say food scientists
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-38680622

'Beware the Slenderman' is on HBO tonight at 10pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p1eVLEbOIw

Bill Withers "Use Me" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbN8jqDhHO8

Friday, January 20, 2017

America's pussy just got grabbed, hard

Rudy Giuliani Kicks Off Inauguration Lunch With 9/11 Sex Joke
https://theintercept.com/2017/01/19/rudy-giuliani-kicks-off-inauguration-lunch-with-911-sex-joke/

This aliigator jumping in a family's airboat is scaries on a million
http://www.phillyvoice.com/passengers-scream-as-florida-alligator-leaps-into-/

Pray for DC
https://twitter.com/Patrick_Madden/status/822469479296864260

LOL - www.barstoolsports.com/boston/story-of-a-protester-throwing-a-trump-supporters-top-hat-in-a-fire-might-make-the-trump-presidency-worth-it/

Trump’s WhiteHouse.Gov Disappears Civil Rights, Climate Change, LGBT Rights
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/20/trump-s-whitehouse-gov-disappears-civil-rights-climate-change-lgbt-rights.html
i think they also added a new page on "Radical Islam"

‘Bane Literally Said This’: Twitter Mocks Trump for Quoting Batman Villain During Inauguration - http://www.mediaite.com/online/bane-literally-said-this-twitter-mocks-trump-for-quoting-batman-villain-during-inauguration/

Dramatic "Nooooo!" Lol - https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/822514006518853632

Tom Brady is a handsome piece of shit - https://twitter.com/Trags/status/822515371731251201

Poor folks trying to buy a house - https://twitter.com/Rob_Flaherty/status/822515454098935808

Bill even mouths "Ivanka"
https://mobile.twitter.com/luckyjimsling/status/822499691900391426?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Flights packed with Nasty Women
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/e/ee/Mythril_Dagger_FFIX_Art.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130519114723

Obama vs Trump inaugurations - http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/comparison-president-trump-and-barack-obamas-inauguration-crowds/

Side Biz still in action - https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-promised-to-resign-from-his-companies-but-no-record-hes-done-so

Horny ole' Bill Clinton... i think he mouths "ivanka"... lol
https://gfycat.com/MajorMedicalKinkajou

The Right has its own version of political correctness, and it's just as stifling. - https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/12/07/the-right-has-its-own-version-of-political-correctness-its-just-as-stifling/

Trump Supporter Looks Like A Normal Person While Screaming Daddy Is Home
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/trump-supporter-looks-like-a-normal-person-while-screaming-daddy-is-home/

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Tortellini Buttholes (w/ Cheese)

Buy a villa in Italy for 1 €
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078943/Buy-house-gorgeous-Italian-countryside-just-1-Village-homes-given-away-stop-blight-ghost-towns-ll-need-promise-18-000-up.html

NSFW - Beautiful Go Go Dancer Richelle Quincy K at Sexcon, Chicago 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Wwycz4qMQ

this Netflix movie (coming out in March) looks like it could be good. pretty weird, but probably good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm-FjYW24JY

‘Learning Curve’ as Rick Perry Pursues a Job He Initially Misunderstood
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/18/us/politics/rick-perry-energy-secretary-donald-trump.html

The Most Coveted Ball in Golf is From Costco
http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-most-coveted-ball-in-golf-is-from-costco-1484832756

Texas teacher who had sex almost daily with 13-year-old student gets 10 years in prison
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/01/15/texas-teacher-who-had-sex-almost-daily-with-13-year-old-student-gets-10-years-in-prison/

Reminder: Tomorrow is the final day to listen to Young Jeezy’s “My President Is Black”
http://www.avclub.com/article/reminder-tomorrow-final-day-listen-young-jeezys-my-248652

Another of Trump's scummy cabinet picks is Steven Mnuchin for Treasury Secretary. He's 54, filthy rich, and apparently in movie producing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Mnuchin His third wife is a hot 34 year old actress. https://www.google.com/search?q=louise+linton&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjtwYit1c7RAhXH7yYKHQflC9YQ_AUICSgC&biw=1366&bih=638 Are any of us gonna be filthy rich with young, hot third wives?
Mnuchin also does this.
https://twitter.com/rickjnewman/status/822128274159575042

"Well, I think we found our Saturday Night Live soundbite"
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/822127314305712129

For the NBA guys, Bill Simmons All-Star starter selections and breakdown... I know he's kind of a douche, but I still like his NBA-related content:
https://theringer.com/bill-simmons-2017-nba-all-star-ballot-befc84ca1c74#.cht5l4mrr

This dude is interviewing assholes in DC who came for the cuckening. It's bananaland:
https://twitter.com/ddale8

Gorillaz back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDUrpPvU1_4

Barack Obama's 9 most disrespectful basketball moments, RANKED
http://www.sbnation.com/2017/1/19/14237638/barack-obama-basketball-highlights-stories-presidency-ranking

RIP Bad Guy from Robocop 1 :(
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4138076/Miguel-Ferrer-dies-age-61-cancer-battle.html (George Clooney's cousin, too)

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Elmer's Glue + Inner Thighs

Ranking America’s Fast-Food Chicken Nuggets
http://www.eater.com/2017/1/17/14248802/chicken-nuggets-ranked-fast-food-mcnugget

This can't be real, can it?
Exclusive: The Trump Administration May Evict the Press from the White House
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a52301/trump-evict-press-white-house/

katzenjammer
\KAT-suh n-jam-er\
noun
1. uneasiness; anguish; distress.
2. the discomfort and illness experienced as the aftereffects of excessive drinking; hangover.

Sen. Al Franken discovers Trump Education Secretary nominee Betsy DeVos doesn't know the difference between proficiency and growth.
https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/821508778948444160

Shorter Betsy DeVos: “We need guns in school in case a grizzly shows up for class."
https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/821531967199940608

Betsy DeVos stats: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2adwyfWIAQYhBw.jpg

Norm McDonald - http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/norm-macdonald-a-rusty-car-in-the-rain

Mostly for DC Bros - NPR piece on the Shaw neighborhood. "Old Confronts New In A Gentrifying D.C. Neighborhood" - http://www.npr.org/2017/01/16/505606317/d-c-s-gentrifying-neighborhoods-a-careful-mix-of-newcomers-and-old-timers

Report: Most Butterflies Don’t Live Long Enough To Reach Camel Stage Of Life Cycle - http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/156003287075/report-most-butterflies-dont-live-long-enough-to

Penn State but soccer
http://deadspin.com/british-police-have-identified-over-500-potential-victi-1791334722

Trump's D.C. hotel bans press during inauguration week
http://www.politico.com/blogs/donald-trump-administration/2017/01/trump-dc-hotel-bans-media-inauguration-week-233766

Last Week Tonight Season 4 Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekoETowzmAo

FBI, 5 other agencies probe possible covert Kremlin aid to Trump http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/article127231799.html

Friday, January 13, 2017

Storm Poopers

One of our fellow BroBlasters has released an awesome album. Give it a listen!
"Detour to Main Street"
https://open.spotify.com/album/3LXL2geCxSw3piWCMuRTPa
or
https://itun.es/us/9Frfhb


NPR is awesome. They live fact-checked Trump's press conference today and did a really good job of it. - http://www.npr.org/2017/01/11/509137239/watch-live-trump-holds-first-press-conference-as-president-elect

Here's something to get you turned on:
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=18458007

Man used syringe to spray women with semen at Ohio Wal-Mart
http://www.nbc26.com/news/national/man-used-syringe-to-spray-women-with-semen-at-ohio-wal-mart

AZ/NH made me chuckle: https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/735828896185081858/photo/1

Shut Up About Connecting With Trump's Middle America
http://www.gq.com/story/shut-up-about-connecting-with-trumps-middle-america

The Patriots have the closest connection to the Republican president-elect of any NFL team. And many of their fans in liberal Massachusetts are having trouble reconciling their love for the team with their dislike of the man. - http://www.sbnation.com/2017/1/12/14231496/new-england-patriots-donald-trump-fan-problem

Are you Asian enough? - http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7033840/are-you-asian-enough

Will Donald Trump embrace Main Street capitalism? - http://nationalinterest.org/feature/will-donald-trump-embrace-main-street-capitalism-18998
"Meanwhile, America’s large corporations—the ones that haven’t moved offshore—have used the Federal Reserve’s low interest rates not to invest in America’s economic future but to buy back their own stock, creating an unprecedented mountain of corporate debt for this point in the business cycle. Even today’s leaders in high technology, Google and Facebook, now spend more on patent lawyers and lobbyists to stifle competition than they do on research and development. Is it any wonder that GDP growth rates have been subpar and inequality has expanded?"

A Facebook update may be destroying your phone's battery life
http://www.dailydot.com/debug/restart-facebook-app-battery-drain/?tw=dd

People Are Swooning Over A Sexy Chef Who Treats His Food Like A Lover
https://www.buzzfeed.com/victoriasanusi/marry-me-salt-bae

Pakistan’s strongest man eats 10,000 calories a day
http://nypost.com/2017/01/12/pakistans-strongest-man-eats-10000-calories-a-day/

People Can’t Stop Talking About The Woman Sitting Behind James Mattis At His Hearing Today - http://dailycaller.com/2017/01/12/people-cant-stop-talking-about-the-woman-sitting-behind-james-mattis-at-his-hearing-today/

Twitter busts Trump for fake folders and fake fans at press conference about 'fake news.'
http://www.someecards.com/news/politics/donald-trump-press-conference-folders/


crambo
\KRAM-boh\
noun
1. inferior rhyme.
2. a game in which one person or side must find a rhyme to a word or a line of verse given by another.
Quotes
"Then your worship understands crambo?" said the squire. "Better than you imagine, answered the knight, as you will see when you carry from me a letter to my mistress Dulcinea del Toboso, written in verse from top to bottom ...
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547–1616), The Adventures of Don Quixote, translated by Tobias Smollett, 1755

Cute zoo animals frolicking in the snow:
http://mashable.com/2017/01/12/oregon-zoo-animals-play-in-snow/?utm_cid=hp-r-3#qBM4fR60JSqf

Guy Fieri Fan Fiction
http://imgur.com/gallery/F2kWV

How about this? Fox news' Shepard Smith comes to the defense of CNN's Jim Acosta after Trump was a dick at his press conference. - https://mobile.twitter.com/ShepNewsTeam/status/819299194313863168/video/1

Obama was a groomsman over the weekend:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/here-comes-the-potus

Americans Want to Buy Cheaper Medicine From Canada. Why Did 13 Democrats Vote Against Letting Them?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2017/01/12/americans_want_to_buy_cheaper_medicine_from_canada_why_did_12_democrats.html

the Russians took over the CSPAN1 feed today for almost 10 minutes.......
This is fine... https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/819632340272054272

This guy is such a giant piece of shit.
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/jason-chaffetz-federal-ethics-watchdog-trump-233575

Presidential wax museum selling all the Presidents in Gettysburg:
https://www.google.com/amp/abc27.com/2017/01/02/gettysburg-museum-to-sell-collection-of-wax-presidents/amp/?client=safari

Rams hire Redskins OC Sean McVay as head coach, at age 30
http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/18460972/los-angeles-rams-hire-redskins-oc-sean-mcvay-coach

The unexpected ingredient necessary for life
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20170111-the-unexpected-ingredient-necessary-for-life

David Bowie: 25 of Artist's Most Unforgettable Onscreen Moments
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/david-bowie-on-film-25-unforgettable-onscreen-moments-w459940/footstompin-on-the-dick-cavett-show-1974-w459960

A recent paper published by the Brookings Institution notes that President Trump would be violating the Constitution “whenever a foreign diplomat stays in a Trump hotel or hosts a reception in one; whenever foreign-owned banks offer loans to Mr. Trump’s businesses or pay rent for office space in his buildings; whenever projects are jump-started or expedited or licensed or otherwise advantaged because Mr. Trump is associated with them; whenever foreign prosecutors and regulators treat a Trump entity favorably; and whenever the Trump Organization makes a profit on a business transaction with any foreign state or foreign-owned entity.”
No way our pussy ass congress/senate have the balls to impeach this asshole - http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/will-trump-avoid-a-constitutional-crisis

The Simpsons Finally Reveals What Kind Of Car Homer Drives
http://jalopnik.com/the-simpsons-finally-reveals-what-kind-of-car-homer-dri-1791113045

Great cover on next week's New Yorker -
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/cover-story-2017-01-23

Turkish chef/master butcher Nusret, aka #SaltBae, is the man - https://youtu.be/NM4p08uIEHI

Hail Satan, Flight 666 Lands Safely in HEL on Friday the 13th
http://gizmodo.com/hail-satan-flight-666-lands-safely-in-hel-1791159970

There's some wild stuff being announced at the Switch presentation
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/819769499641446402

Clemson’s Hunter Renfrow With The Best National Championship Celebration Maybe Of All Time…Buying The Cutest Puppy In The World With His Smokeshow Girlfriend
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/clemsons-hunter-renfrow-with-the-best-national-championship-celebration-maybe-of-all-time-buying-the-cutest-puppy-in-the-world-with-his-smokeshow-girlfriend/

Current Mood RE: The World in General
https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/819749892268691457

'The Soul's Gonna Speak': Run The Jewels Stares Down A Fraught 2017
http://www.npr.org/2017/01/13/509528917/the-souls-gonna-speak-run-the-jewels-stares-down-a-fraught-2017

Guy Makes Sweaters Of Places And Then Photographs Himself In Those Places
http://www.boredpanda.com/guy-knitting-sweaters-pictures-places-sam-barsky/

The expat life is full of adventure - and loneliness - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soloish/wp/2017/01/12/the-expat-life-is-full-of-adventure-and-loneliness/

“workers are currently going around the National Mall taping over the company name on each porta-potty: “Don’s Johns.”
http://www.popville.com/2017/01/this-amazing-dons-johns-dc-inauguration/

‘Perfect Footwear for Nazis!’: Boots recalled because their tread leaves swastika imprints
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/01/13/perfect-footwear-for-nazis-boots-recalled-because-their-tread-leaves-swastika-imprints/

This movie look good - https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/20/business/media/the-founder-like-ray-kroc-feasts-on-mcdonalds-imagery.html?_r=1
and http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4276820/

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Funnel Cake Butt

Two animals from totally different species found having sex by scientists
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/two-animals-species-sex-zoophilia-monkey-deer-japanese-macaque-female-sika-interspecies-sexual-a7519706.html

Trump & Russia
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html

more, https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-deep-ties-to-russia?utm_term=.iiADDBpdl#.msryy2pbG

4Chan claims they're responsible for the Golden Showers hoax
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax

Trump being asked a question... yeesh...
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/819229841946005504

The mysterious masked women of Iran - http://www.bbc.com/travel/gallery/20170106-the-mysterious-masked-women-of-iran

Should BuzzFeed have released the Trump/Russia documents? - http://digg.com/2017/why-did-buzzfeed-publish-trump-documents

Laundroid: Laundry Folding Robot - http://uncrate.com/stuff/laundroid-laundry-folding-robot/

Breakdown of Trump's shit show press conference - https://theringer.com/donald-trump-first-press-conference-as-president-elect-172333a9e99e#.8mdwppo24

Scientists are building an animal fart database
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2017/01/11/scientists-are-building-an-animal-fart-database/?tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.5d22d06e086f

Colorado winds (80+ MPH) blow a semi truck over. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmVIQMDCXH0

This is the ONLY toothpaste than can whiten your teeth instantly
http://www.gadgetisland.shop/products/all-natural-bamboo-charcoal-teeth-whitener-toothpaste

Here's how Google Maps knows when there is traffic
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-google-maps-knows-when-theres-traffic-2017-1

Rose reportedly wanted to 'walk away from basketball' during absence from Knicks
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/rose-reportedly-wanted-to-walk-away-from-basketball-during-absence-from-knicks/

Fancy a wank at work?
https://uk.style.yahoo.com/masturbation-breaks-at-work-could-be-the-next-big-thing-115854429.html


Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Chief Booty Inspector

Twin Peaks Return Date Revealed: http://pitchfork.com/news/70680-twin-peaks-return-date-revealed/

For all you golfers out there heres caddy rover
https://vimeo.com/75808665

This three-mile-high skyscraper design is coated in self-cleaning material that eats smog
http://www.businessinsider.com/3d-printed-skyscraper-self-cleaning-material-eats-smog-2017-1

Guys, I found our IN to the gun community. The Pink Pistols. - http://www.pinkpistols.org/about-the-pink-pistols/

The Crimes of Seal Team 6 - https://theintercept.com/2017/01/10/the-crimes-of-seal-team-6/

This is absolutely insane - https://youtu.be/cIxGUAnj46U

For Cord Cutters - http://www.medialifemagazine.com/new-cord-cutting-option-everyones-talking/

This is remarkable: Trump picks vaccine skeptic Robert Kennedy to oversee presidential review on vaccines http://read.bi/2jAaF6W

This dude got kicked off a plane for basically just telling it like it is:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/al-damato-plane/index.html
JetBlue flight 1002 from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, to New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport was originally supposed to depart at 1:42 p.m. ET, but six delays pushed the departure time to just after 8:00 p.m.
Once the plane boarded, the pilots informed passengers that 10 of them needed to move from the front to the back of the plane due to weight distribution.
Passenger Layla Delarmelina said six passengers refused and "the captain wasn't doing anything."
Delarmelina said the former senator got up and confronted the people that refused, and then told the captain to just pick people to move.
"He called them idiots and said, 'The captain needs to grow some balls,'" said Delarmelina. "So they kicked him off the plane."

Retired NYPD Cop Sees Photo of Ft Lauderdale Shooting Aftermath & Spots a Detail Most Missed - http://ijr.com/2017/01/773981-retired-nypd-cop-sees-photo-of-ft-lauderdale-shooting-aftermath-spots-a-detail-most-missed

Monday, January 9, 2017

I ♥ Key West

Apparently Meryl Streep is an over-rated actress...
http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/09/movies/trump-meryl-streep-golden-globes-speech.html?_r=0

Japanese 7-11's are lit - https://twitter.com/i/moments/817422929482969088

Wow, I remember the 1994 Super Bowl was a total one-sided beatdown, but I didn't realize the Niners were 18 point favorites:
http://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/18434216/new-england-patriots-biggest-playoff-favorites-1998

‘Little old lady’ Arrested for Making Fur Coats with Neighbor’s Cats
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/little-old-lady-arrested-for-making-fur-coats-with-neighbors-cats/

Nevada Pulls Off Historic 14-Point Comeback Against New Mexico to Win in OT
http://ble.ac/2iTgLy0

This fucking guy is such a liar, even about shit that doesn't matter:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2017/01/09/donald-trump-says-d-c-s-dress-shops-are-sold-out-of-inauguration-gowns-wrong

This sounds dope:
http://www.avclub.com/article/nine-inch-nails-frank-ocean-tame-impala-headline-n-248127

Boston Could Become ‘Cannabis Capital of the World,’ Say Industry Analysts
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2016/12/22/boston-cannabis-capital-of-the-world/

Grade school does Scarface as its school play? DAFUQ?
https://twitter.com/StephLdavoski/status/818270636883804162

The Tumultuous Life and Lonely Death of Marion Barry’s Only Son
https://www.washingtonian.com/2017/01/08/the-tumultuous-life-and-lonely-death-of-marion-barrys-only-son-christopher/

Stay classy, G-men
http://nypost.com/2017/01/09/giants-trash-airplane-following-embarrassing-playoff-blowout/
This chick, from the article above, is HOT AS FLUX - https://twitter.com/Sianwelby/status/818484845475205120/photo/1

Steelers assistant Joey Porter arrested at Pittsburgh bar, accused of assaulting doorman
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18434301/steelers-assistant-joey-porter-arrested-pittsburgh-bar-accused-assaulting-doorman

The symmetry is uncanny
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1cYok5XEAAkomU.jpg

Playoff stage was ‘too big’ for Odell Beckham Jr., Packers’ Datone Jones says (includes all drops)
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/playoff-stage-big-odell-beckham-jr-packer-article-1.2941625

It costs $233,610 to raise a child
http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/09/pf/cost-of-raising-a-child-2015/index.html

Friday, January 6, 2017

Florence & The machine's machine is a sybian

The Perils of Russophobia
https://www.thenation.com/article/the-perils-of-russophobia/

Dreaded ‘stomach flu’ wreaks havoc on families — and it’s only going to get worse
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/01/05/dreaded-stomach-flu-wreaking-havoc-on-families-and-its-only-going-to-get-worse/?utm_term=.05ef4164ca12

Giants vs. Packers -http://www.si.com/nfl/2017/01/05/packers-giants-2007-nfc-championship-game-oral-history

Silicon Valley - Adderall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30QCbQxbbmA

Yahoo Finance has major Twitter blunder, yikes -
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2017/01/06/yahoo-finance-tweets-out-worst-typo/96236410/
Here is a screenshot - https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nNPmRU3P59c/WG8pjAOVatI/AAAAAAALVOw/8gR-U3o8TX06eGycs4vZj-Fpv5RnP_PSQCLcB/s400/1c.png

THEY TOOK OUR JERBS
https://twitter.com/France4Hillary/status/817378460456849408

Everything is fine - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/01/05/former-cia-director-james-woolsey-quits-trump-transition-team/?utm_term=.f3e07b1fcfa1

30 most disappointing under 30
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/a-selection-of-the-30-most-disappointing-under-30

Cheeky Dabbber confuses Paul Ryan
https://twitter.com/nbcnewyork/status/816398346847920128

This why I loved hating Mr. Steve Smith, Sr.: http://www.espn.com/blog/baltimore-ravens/post/_/id/33102/steve-smith-signs-out-of-nfl-in-a-style-befitting-his-career

We are trading this Harvard-educated lawyer for probably a legit prosti - seems legit:
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/817419904152256512

Background to “Assessing Russian Activities and Intentions
in Recent US Elections”: The Analytic Process and Cyber
Incident Attribution - https://www.dni.gov/files/documents/ICA_2017_01.pdf

Washington Post Epically Fails to Symbolize the Women's March on Washington: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wapo-express-apologizes-for-mistakenly-using-male-symbol-for-womens-march-cover_us_586e78b2e4b043ad97e206a6

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Red pubes in the bubble bath

Pro-weed organization to hand out free joints on Inauguration Day
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/04/politics/free-weed-inauguration-day-washington-dc-donald-trump/index.html

This is some fucked up shit. I hope they all go to jail for a long time.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/04/us/chicago-facebook-live-beating/index.html

This looks pretty radical
Drone surfing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuRf6r0LuL8

Fox barking - https://youtu.be/uIR8RtI9kaw

52 places to visit in 2017
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/travel/places-to-visit.html

‘Morning Joe’ Panel Discusses Phish, Grateful Dead & Widespread Panic
http://www.jambase.com/article/morning-joe-panel-discusses-phish-grateful-dead-widespread-panic

World Juniors 2017 scores: United States will play for gold after thrilling semifinal win over Russia - http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2017/1/4/14169668/2017-world-junior-hockey-score-results-united-states-russia-nhl-prospects-sweden-canada

Nobody likes New Jersey - http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/04/health/the-most-moved-from-state-new-jersey-trnd/index.html

Drone Hammock https://youtu.be/0XMIJ5YT6t0

YO BRO, you see Ric Flair deadlift 400lbs at age 67
https://twitter.com/RicFlairNatrBoy?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Long read but very good: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/28/magazine/afghanistan-soldier-ptsd-the-fighter.html?_r=0

Conan O’Brien’s Conan Reportedly Switching to Weekly Format
http://www.vulture.com/2017/01/conan-reportedly-switching-to-weekly-format.html

LOL Cartoon!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1byY8oWgAER4Kf.jpg:large

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

2017 is a prime number

Request from fellow Bro:
A request for some life hacks from the bro's. I'm late to the game, but just added the Honey Chrome app, which scrubs the web for Promo codes when you check out online, and saves you loot. I'd love to know what other cool shit the guys on this list use for life hacks (not those stupid buzzfeed articles). - https://www.joinhoney.com/welcome

some good stuff here http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/

Gahhhh.. get it off me!
https://twitter.com/NewYork_Minutee/status/816358182973018113/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Micro-dosing: The Drug Habit Your Boss Is Gonna Love
http://bit.ly/2j9PacI

Golden Trump rooster statues become icons around China
http://m.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2057852/golden-trump-rooster-statues-become-icons-around-china

The Best Sandwich in Every State
http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/restaurantsandnews/the-best-sandwich-in-every-state/ss-AAkD0rN?ocid=sf#image=47

Who put that little bloop in?
https://twitter.com/OG_WorldStar/status/816725972036833281

Hodor audition tape is good stuff - https://vimeo.com/11932554

Is marriage outdated in Iceland?
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/24/travel/wonder-list-bill-weir-iceland/

My favorite 5 second film
https://imgur.com/RG0QsdZ?r

That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
https://twitter.com/Simpsons_tweets/status/816651615893684224

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

The Rockettes are property

Wolfman's got Nards!?
https://youtu.be/qu6L9pG_E6o

Bert Kreischer... Getting involved with the Russian Mafia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9TNjT_h70E

Onion gold:
http://www.theonion.com/article/exciting-new-app-allows-users-be-pawns-26-year-old-54955
http://www.theonion.com/article/climate-experts-say-only-hope-saving-planet-lies-p-54952

From Tape Drives to Memory Orbs, the Data Formats of Star Wars Suck (Spoilers)
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-disk-formats-of-star-wars-rogue-one-spoilers

Russian hackers penetrated U.S. electricity grid through a utility in Vermont - The Washington Post https://apple.news/AY8k6A_imRnmriBNWy6vz5w

On the Low - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxJe7QEgvcE

George Michael: A life in quotes
https://twitter.com/i/moments/813333506214555648

Russian Chaos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NN6sZRiB-8&feature=youtu.be

SNL Funhouse - Christmastime for the Jews
https://vimeo.com/97189077

Million Juggalo March to descend on Washington, DC next September http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/07/million-juggalo-march-to-descend-on-washington-dc-next-september/

http://apps.npr.org/best-music-2016/list/top-albums/ These lists are usually garbage, but its pretty crazy that two sisters sit in the number 1 and 2 spots.

TIL that this actor Tommy Flanagan's facial scar is called a Glasgow Smile. Gangs in Scottland or England in the 20s and 30s used to do this shit to eachother, but this guy was jumped and cut outside of a club he'd been DJing in the 80s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Flanagan_(actor)

BREAKING: Trump to #morningjoe on the nukes tweet: 'Let it be an arms race'
https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/812267659945332736

North Carolina is no longer classified as a democracy
http://www.newsobserver.com/opinion/op-ed/article122593759.html

Meanwhile in Russia -
https://twitter.com/AlexKokcharov/status/812179221024043008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

bear-bating
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear-baiting

Alexa the witness
http://whdh.com/news/alexa-a-witness-to-murder-prosecutors-seek-amazon-echo-data/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_CW56

I had to look this up to see what it was about. Kinda remember this making the rounds, filed under "risque" and "juvenile." http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp

Here's a good story - http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/something-about-this-russia-story-stinks-w458439

This is so pathetic.
"With less than a month to go, the inaugural committee has announced three acts so far: the Radio City Rockettes, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and 16-year-old "America's Got Talent" star Jackie Evancho.
But in this small group of performers, there's no shortage of controversy.
Last week, a member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir -- a group who has previously performed at five presidential inaugurations -- quit, stating that the performance for Trump would betray her values." http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/30/politics/mormon-tabernacle-choir-member-quits-trump-inauguration/