Friday, January 13, 2017

Storm Poopers

One of our fellow BroBlasters has released an awesome album. Give it a listen!
"Detour to Main Street"
https://open.spotify.com/album/3LXL2geCxSw3piWCMuRTPa
or
https://itun.es/us/9Frfhb


NPR is awesome. They live fact-checked Trump's press conference today and did a really good job of it. - http://www.npr.org/2017/01/11/509137239/watch-live-trump-holds-first-press-conference-as-president-elect

Here's something to get you turned on:
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=18458007

Man used syringe to spray women with semen at Ohio Wal-Mart
http://www.nbc26.com/news/national/man-used-syringe-to-spray-women-with-semen-at-ohio-wal-mart

AZ/NH made me chuckle: https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/735828896185081858/photo/1

Shut Up About Connecting With Trump's Middle America
http://www.gq.com/story/shut-up-about-connecting-with-trumps-middle-america

The Patriots have the closest connection to the Republican president-elect of any NFL team. And many of their fans in liberal Massachusetts are having trouble reconciling their love for the team with their dislike of the man. - http://www.sbnation.com/2017/1/12/14231496/new-england-patriots-donald-trump-fan-problem

Are you Asian enough? - http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7033840/are-you-asian-enough

Will Donald Trump embrace Main Street capitalism? - http://nationalinterest.org/feature/will-donald-trump-embrace-main-street-capitalism-18998
"Meanwhile, America’s large corporations—the ones that haven’t moved offshore—have used the Federal Reserve’s low interest rates not to invest in America’s economic future but to buy back their own stock, creating an unprecedented mountain of corporate debt for this point in the business cycle. Even today’s leaders in high technology, Google and Facebook, now spend more on patent lawyers and lobbyists to stifle competition than they do on research and development. Is it any wonder that GDP growth rates have been subpar and inequality has expanded?"

A Facebook update may be destroying your phone's battery life
http://www.dailydot.com/debug/restart-facebook-app-battery-drain/?tw=dd

People Are Swooning Over A Sexy Chef Who Treats His Food Like A Lover
https://www.buzzfeed.com/victoriasanusi/marry-me-salt-bae

Pakistan’s strongest man eats 10,000 calories a day
http://nypost.com/2017/01/12/pakistans-strongest-man-eats-10000-calories-a-day/

People Can’t Stop Talking About The Woman Sitting Behind James Mattis At His Hearing Today - http://dailycaller.com/2017/01/12/people-cant-stop-talking-about-the-woman-sitting-behind-james-mattis-at-his-hearing-today/

Twitter busts Trump for fake folders and fake fans at press conference about 'fake news.'
http://www.someecards.com/news/politics/donald-trump-press-conference-folders/


crambo
\KRAM-boh\
noun
1. inferior rhyme.
2. a game in which one person or side must find a rhyme to a word or a line of verse given by another.
Quotes
"Then your worship understands crambo?" said the squire. "Better than you imagine, answered the knight, as you will see when you carry from me a letter to my mistress Dulcinea del Toboso, written in verse from top to bottom ...
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547–1616), The Adventures of Don Quixote, translated by Tobias Smollett, 1755

Cute zoo animals frolicking in the snow:
http://mashable.com/2017/01/12/oregon-zoo-animals-play-in-snow/?utm_cid=hp-r-3#qBM4fR60JSqf

Guy Fieri Fan Fiction
http://imgur.com/gallery/F2kWV

How about this? Fox news' Shepard Smith comes to the defense of CNN's Jim Acosta after Trump was a dick at his press conference. - https://mobile.twitter.com/ShepNewsTeam/status/819299194313863168/video/1

Obama was a groomsman over the weekend:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/here-comes-the-potus

Americans Want to Buy Cheaper Medicine From Canada. Why Did 13 Democrats Vote Against Letting Them?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2017/01/12/americans_want_to_buy_cheaper_medicine_from_canada_why_did_12_democrats.html

the Russians took over the CSPAN1 feed today for almost 10 minutes.......
This is fine... https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/819632340272054272

This guy is such a giant piece of shit.
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/jason-chaffetz-federal-ethics-watchdog-trump-233575

Presidential wax museum selling all the Presidents in Gettysburg:
https://www.google.com/amp/abc27.com/2017/01/02/gettysburg-museum-to-sell-collection-of-wax-presidents/amp/?client=safari

Rams hire Redskins OC Sean McVay as head coach, at age 30
http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/18460972/los-angeles-rams-hire-redskins-oc-sean-mcvay-coach

The unexpected ingredient necessary for life
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20170111-the-unexpected-ingredient-necessary-for-life

David Bowie: 25 of Artist's Most Unforgettable Onscreen Moments
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/david-bowie-on-film-25-unforgettable-onscreen-moments-w459940/footstompin-on-the-dick-cavett-show-1974-w459960

A recent paper published by the Brookings Institution notes that President Trump would be violating the Constitution “whenever a foreign diplomat stays in a Trump hotel or hosts a reception in one; whenever foreign-owned banks offer loans to Mr. Trump’s businesses or pay rent for office space in his buildings; whenever projects are jump-started or expedited or licensed or otherwise advantaged because Mr. Trump is associated with them; whenever foreign prosecutors and regulators treat a Trump entity favorably; and whenever the Trump Organization makes a profit on a business transaction with any foreign state or foreign-owned entity.”
No way our pussy ass congress/senate have the balls to impeach this asshole - http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/will-trump-avoid-a-constitutional-crisis

The Simpsons Finally Reveals What Kind Of Car Homer Drives
http://jalopnik.com/the-simpsons-finally-reveals-what-kind-of-car-homer-dri-1791113045

Great cover on next week's New Yorker -
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/cover-story-2017-01-23

Turkish chef/master butcher Nusret, aka #SaltBae, is the man - https://youtu.be/NM4p08uIEHI

Hail Satan, Flight 666 Lands Safely in HEL on Friday the 13th
http://gizmodo.com/hail-satan-flight-666-lands-safely-in-hel-1791159970

There's some wild stuff being announced at the Switch presentation
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/819769499641446402

Clemson’s Hunter Renfrow With The Best National Championship Celebration Maybe Of All Time…Buying The Cutest Puppy In The World With His Smokeshow Girlfriend
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/clemsons-hunter-renfrow-with-the-best-national-championship-celebration-maybe-of-all-time-buying-the-cutest-puppy-in-the-world-with-his-smokeshow-girlfriend/

Current Mood RE: The World in General
https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/819749892268691457

'The Soul's Gonna Speak': Run The Jewels Stares Down A Fraught 2017
http://www.npr.org/2017/01/13/509528917/the-souls-gonna-speak-run-the-jewels-stares-down-a-fraught-2017

Guy Makes Sweaters Of Places And Then Photographs Himself In Those Places
http://www.boredpanda.com/guy-knitting-sweaters-pictures-places-sam-barsky/

The expat life is full of adventure - and loneliness - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soloish/wp/2017/01/12/the-expat-life-is-full-of-adventure-and-loneliness/

“workers are currently going around the National Mall taping over the company name on each porta-potty: “Don’s Johns.”
http://www.popville.com/2017/01/this-amazing-dons-johns-dc-inauguration/

‘Perfect Footwear for Nazis!’: Boots recalled because their tread leaves swastika imprints
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/01/13/perfect-footwear-for-nazis-boots-recalled-because-their-tread-leaves-swastika-imprints/

This movie look good - https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/20/business/media/the-founder-like-ray-kroc-feasts-on-mcdonalds-imagery.html?_r=1
and http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4276820/

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