Whiskey D + Ice cold pool water

Central Park carriage horse collapses on the job
http://nypost.com/2017/02/27/central-park-carriage-horse-collapses-on-the-job/
(let's eat it...)

DIE ANTWOORD - BANANA BRAIN (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0

Everyone should watch this segment on the ACA from John Oliver this week, the Republicans are fucked with lack of plan
https://twitter.com/LastWeekTonight/status/836218709215756290

Jon Stewart To The Media: It's Time To Get Your Groove Back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmdFne7LnuA&feature=youtu.be

These tweets are good and cool and everything is fine.
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/836562121114660864
https://twitter.com/Alex_Lily/status/828064517661872128

Weekend Sip: The World's Most 'Undrinkable' Spirit
http://www.wsj.com/video/weekend-sip-the-world-most-undrinkable-spirit/7CCD15A1-174E-418C-84EA-6CE3A6438D82.html?mod=trending_now_video_3

Saturday night in Reykjavik was the biggest snowfall in 80 years - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/28/iceland-turns-winter-wonderland-record-snowfall/

This motherfucker orders his steak well done and with ketchup - https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/trumps-first-dc-dinner-as-president-an-overcooked-54-steak-with-ketchup/2017/02/27/c98895b4-fd19-11e6-8f41-ea6ed597e4ca_story.html

Black Snake Prophecy is coming for us all doges https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-28/tribe-puts-black-snake-prophecy-at-center-of-pipeline-battle
It's still sad and fucked, but it's kind of awesome that they made a legal argument based on a native american prophecy about an evil black snake. I couldn't find much info about the prophecy itself; I found this one website but I should probably stop searching for indian doom prophecies on my work station http://www.welcomehome.org/rainbow/prophecy/hopi1.html

Former Libyan Embassy turned mansion hits market in DC. 5BR/6BA $6.485M - http://dc.urbanturf.com/articles/blog/former_libyan_embassy_turned_mansion_on_massachusetts_avenue_hits_the_marke/12268

Holy fucking shit this robot is scary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c&feature=youtu.be

Two Harvard Employees Accused Of Stealing Money Meant For Students With Disabilities To Buy Dildos
http://brobible.com/life/article/harvard-employees-steal-money-buy-dildos/

Uh oh Uber CEO... https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-28/in-video-uber-ceo-argues-with-driver-over-falling-fares

Eat Horse, Ride a Cowboy

Horse Meat - http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/03/20-restaurants-where-you-can-eat-horse-around-the-world.html

Icelandic Horse Meat sold at high price in Japan
http://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/eat_and_drink/2017/02/21/icelandic_horse_meat_sold_at_a_high_price_in_japan/

Madrugada-Industrial Silence [Full Album]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVHm47bXhKU

K.Flay - Blood In The Cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMA4vDwP7n4

RIP to the quirkiness that was the 4 pitch intentional walk
https://twitter.com/friar_faithful/status/834238425284775936

Oh cool...you went to iceland...
https://adequateman.deadspin.com/oh-you-went-to-iceland-amazing-1792649369

Iceland's president hates pineapple on pizza
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/21/icelands-president-would-ban-pineapple-on-pizza-if-he-could

http://nyti.ms/2lFIxPQ
Ms. DeVos initially resisted signing off on the order and told President Trump that she was uncomfortable with it, according to three Republicans with direct knowledge of the internal discussions. The order would reverse the directives put in place last year by the Obama administration to allow transgender students to use the bathrooms of their choice.
Mr. Sessions, who strongly opposes expanding gay, lesbian and transgender rights, fought Ms. DeVos on the issue and pressed her to relent because he could not go forward without her consent. The order must come from the Justice and Education Departments.
Mr. Trump sided with his attorney general, these Republicans said. And Ms. DeVos, faced with the choice of resigning or defying the president, has agreed to go along. The Justice Department declined to comment on Wednesday.

Flying V's 'Brother Mario' Isn't Just For Nintendo Fans
http://dcist.com/2017/02/brother_mario_can_be_appreciated_by.php

For the NASA fanboys....
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/22/science/trappist-1-exoplanets-nasa.html

Looks like Frank Stallone is a psychopath, shame...
https://twitter.com/Stallone/status/834834222456020993
https://twitter.com/Stallone/status/834460041344225280

Zoolander and Hansel, doing what they do best:
http://nypost.com/2017/02/21/how-these-models-rescued-teens-from-central-parks-frozen-pond/

Aggressive signage in where else but Florida
http://www.politico.com/states/florida/story/2017/02/with-n-word-sign-florida-man-tries-to-scuttle-tampa-mayors-gubernatorial-hopes-but-theres-a-twist-109767

"Jurassic Park Theme" - 65 Million Years In The Making! - The Piano Guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pvci1hwAx8

Indiana Jones Rocks Petra with this Arabian Classical Remix! - The Piano Guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Yk1CEgc4g

How to Catch a Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hv-GQ6ti9U

There is no deep state trying to evict Trump from the Oval Office (fascinating read on US intelligence community)
http://observer.com/2017/02/donald-trump-administration-cia-deep-state

WFAN confirms that outgoing N.J. Gov. Chris Christie is among the candidates to replace the retiring Mike Francesa. https://t.co/onA7z7RYjF

Netflix to release 2 Louie CK stand up specials
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/02/22/netflix_has_acquired_two_louis_c_k_stand_up_specials.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_ru

This fishing dog is awesome!
https://i.imgur.com/KdTIUVr.gifv

There's A Reason Why McDonald's Coca-Cola Tastes Better
http://www.foodbeast.com/news/coke-mcdonalds/

This is real life Fargo S2 http://nypost.com/2017/02/24/woman-sentenced-for-driving-drunk-with-dead-body-on-windshield/

CPAC loves Russia now? Got it...
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/crowd-waves-russian-flags-for-trump

I tried my best to get Mexicans to pay for @realDonaldTrump's wall — not as easy as I thought it would be. - https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/835199851109347328

just our President romantically talking about how good at wars we used to be
https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/836241915418849282

Sweden’s Defense and National Security Adviser? ‘We Don’t Know This Guy’
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/26/world/europe/sweden-fraud-fox-news-commentator-trump.html?_r=0

Top 50 Fast Food items in America
http://fastfood.theringer.com/

1970 Paul McCartney was the most 2017 Paul McCartney.
https://twitter.com/hrtbps/status/835565830964457472

The Many Deaths of Steve Buscemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMS4rqqiN20

George W Bush criticizes Trump during interview, something he never did publicly when Obama was president. - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/02/27/george-w-bush-critiques-trump-on-travel-ban-free-press/

Trump tells Breitbart that the Oscars mishap happened because they were too focused on insulting him
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/02/27/exclusive-president-trump-oscar-fail-focused-hard-politics-not-get-basics-right/

SpaceX to Send Privately Crewed Dragon Spacecraft Beyond the Moon Next Year
http://www.spacex.com/news/2017/02/27/spacex-send-privately-crewed-dragon-spacecraft-beyond-moon-next-year

24: Legacy Creative Team Apologizes for Using Real Footage From 2013 Nairobi Terror Attack
http://www.vulture.com/2017/02/24-legacy-producers-sorry-for-using-real-terrorism-footage.html

Filthy Sailors going from port to port

Ten points for Democracy Activists
https://georgelakoff.com/2017/02/10/ten-points-for-democracy-activists/

Theater bans 'unaccompanied males' from '50 SHADES' screening...
https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/830129913411694592

Bill Gates warns the world to prep for bio-terrorism
http://money.cnn.com/2017/02/18/technology/bill-gates-bio-terrorism/index.html

DrumsAnywhere: Turn your Table into an Electronic Drum Set.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCBUMfYh8lQ

(Semi-NSFW) - Lickster app coming your way. Get ready to pwn some n00bz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uDS-SM-65A

Just a rabbit turd of a blast

Open-source, automated way to fill your food hole with great things:
https://farmbot.io/

Imagine being such a tremendous homophobe, that you take your bullshit to the Supreme Court to fight for your right to continue to be a bigot? In 2017. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/16/us/florist-discrimination-gay-couple-washington-court.html

Lol - https://twitter.com/ethan_booker/status/832581995049975809

This will put your mind at ease. I want to have it running in my ear holes all day. 10-hour recording of Arctic Icebreaker is the year's best ambient noise album. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpW7iYfuGDU

Hey! Foreign policy without input from the State Department sounds like a great idea! Definitely a fine tuned machine. - http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/16/rex-tillerson-state-department-sidelined-by-white-house

Update: Today's happy hour has been moved to my anus

In Australia the worlds deadliest spiders can kill worlds deadliest snakes
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/2/15/14628166/redback-spider-brown-snake-attack-video-australia

You gotta check out this guy on YT! If you're into programming, drawing, physics, games, modeling etc. go check it out!
https://imgur.com/gallery/X60QrSK
Example - coding challenge: Snake Game - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaGK-fj-BAM&list=PLRqwX-V7Uu6ZiZxtDDRCi6uhfTH4FilpH&sns=em

Heroic Driver Sacrifices His Tesla To Save Unconscious Man In Runaway Volkswagen
http://jalopnik.com/heroic-driver-sacrifices-his-tesla-to-save-unconscious-1792349590

This must be some Russian humor that doesn't translate well. Maybe in Russia, "hamburger" is code for "crazy and unqualified" http://people.com/politics/russia-michael-flynn-hamburger-tweet/

I don't know what this is, it was sent to be with "NSFW" tag and i can't watch it at work... so good luck... "HOW TO AHEGAO ft. Tentacle Sama" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd8ll8HHTM0

This is awesome, watch the video.
The Genius of J.S. Bach’s “Crab Canon” Visualized on a Möbius Strip: http://www.openculture.com/2013/02/the_genius_of_js_bachs_crab_canon_visualized_on_a_mobius_strip.html

Scientists claim to be two years away from creating a genetically engineered woolly mammoth embryo. Hold on to your butts - Jurassic Park is coming. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/feb/16/woolly-mammoth-resurrection-scientists

Chill song Greensky Bluegrass - Living Over
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mO5uH1slvLI

The Scientific and Personal Benefits of Quitting Your Job
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/the-scientific-and-personal-benefits-of-quitting-your-job

Toyotas turned into fake Ferraris by counterfeit luxury car ring
https://www.rt.com/viral/377423-fake-ferrari-spain-toyota/

Bruce Springsteen on Donald Trump, and his own depression
https://youtu.be/1_UoZ8wP6zg

This guy is good at art:
https://bottleneckgallery.com/collections/jim-pollock

First Listen: Ryan Adams, 'Prisoner'
http://www.npr.org/2017/02/14/514164163/first-listen-ryan-adams-prisoner

How America lost faith in expertise -
https://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/united-states/2017-02-13/how-america-lost-faith-expertise
"respondents favored intervention in direct proportion to their ignorance. Put another way, the people who thought Ukraine was located in Latin America or Australia were the most enthusiastic about using military force there."

Nice write up on the process of domestic intelligence gathering and how the info moved and is acted on when a U.S. person is involved.
As the administration tries to deflect to point to "leaks" as the main issue, maybe wonder why this info was not acted on by those in responsible positions of power.
I won't call it whistle blowing but the intent seems to be similar.
http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/02/15/trump-is-showing-how-the-deep-state-really-works/

Meanwhile in Japan - lol
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/832195329491660805/video/1

Donald Trump’s combative, grievance-filled press conference, annotated - The Washington Post - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/02/16/donald-trumps-grievance-filled-press-conference-annotated

Trump Launches Tirade Against Media, Claiming White House Is "Running Like a Fine-Tuned Machine"
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/02/trump-michael-flynn-defense-russia-attack-media

the future of record players?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/493608538/love-the-worlds-first-intelligent-turntable?ref=61fr6y

This is pretty hot. Some lucky Joe Schmo went on a date with tennis pro / Swimsuit Model Genie Bouchard thanks to a Super Bowl twitter bet.
http://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/18694607/genie-bouchard-pays-super-bowl-li-bet-date-brooklyn-nets-game

Charmander's Red Pubes

Donald Trump talking about his relationship with Putin back in 2013. https://twitter.com/AJ/status/828942118462877696

There are a thousand ways to buy weed in New York City, but the Green Angels devised a novel strategy for standing out: They hired models to be their dealers. In the eight years since the group was founded—by a blonde, blue-eyed Mormon ex-model—they’ve never been busted, and the business has grown into a multimillion-dollar operation.
http://www.gq.com/story/green-angels-weed-delivery-models-new-york

"I say Awwwwwwwwwwwright, that's bad, Jack!"
https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/831294318765809664

Lamar White, Jr on Twitter: "1. In his eight years as President, Barack Obama's vacations cost taxpayers between $85M-$96M."
https://mobile.twitter.com/cenlamar/status/831661349231030272

Woman sues Howard Stern over aired phone call to IRS
http://whdh.com/news/woman-sues-howard-stern-over-aired-phone-call-to-irs/

Educate yourself on the weirdness of the world wide web
http://tinyurl.com/h2pc7ss

wyd after smoking this
https://twitter.com/GetYouLit/status/831741516460724224
https://twitter.com/GetYouLit/status/831578114798936064
https://twitter.com/GetYouLit/status/831525596173701120
https://twitter.com/GetYouLit/status/830180765723824128
https://twitter.com/GetYouLit/status/829183950954209280

Brown Star Insurance

This tweet is winning the day so far. Hillary RT'd it. Telling Mike Flynn to get a job at Dominos because of his "pizza obsession". BURN.
https://twitter.com/PhilippeReines/status/831356816609116160

“That makes no sense.” @MLauer to @KellyannePolls while discussing Trump's former national security adviser Michael Flynn
https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/831476776517898240

Meet The Animals Of The Tiny Desk Contest
http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2017/02/13/514972731/meet-the-animals-of-the-tiny-desk-contest

HAHAHAHA... the hypocrisy is INSANE...
Take a quick listen to Mike Flynn at the RNC
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/831498806554398721

Iceland is even more beautiful under a full moon - https://vimeo.com/203635965

Former winner of National Debate Tournament (the Super Bowl of collegiate level debate) analyzes Kellyanne Conway interviews - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-7fzHy3aG0

Kim Jong-un's half-brother assassinated by women with poison needles, reports say
https://news.vice.com/story/kim-jong-uns-half-brother-assassinated-by-women-with-poison-needles-reports-say

This guy was on ESPN not that long ago... since then he's been with ABC, NBC and was just fired from CBS for announcing a promotion that didn't actually exist:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2017/02/13/cbs-news-fires-josh-elliott.html

I want to see some nudes of the reporter Katy Tur.
https://www.google.com/search?q=katy+tur&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwihxuPO_4_SAhXKOiYKHVfVDVkQ_AUIBygB&biw=375&bih=559

Adult Camp - https://www.campnocounselors.com/learn-more/
(rampant with STDs or LOLZ?)

Karen Pence Picks a Cause, and Art Therapists Feel Angst
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/10/well/mind/karen-pence-picks-a-cause-and-art-therapists-feel-angst.html?smprod=nytcore-iphone&smid=nytcore-iphone-share&_r=0

Trump adviser wears medal from Nazi-allied Hungary regime https://lobelog.com/why-is-trump-adviser-wearing-medal-of-nazi-collaborators/

Counterpoint calling this slander http://www.speroforum.com/a/CWXHOGSJYJ5/80115-Anatomy-of-a-smear-how-progressives-tie-the-Trump-administration-to-Nazism#.WKN6fxnythE
From what I can tell this guy Gorka is probably more animated by his family's anti-communist experience in Hungary, than with its ties to nazi collaborators. That said, most people don't wear medals from their ancestral nation's nazi allies. Apparently the history of that regime is currently being re-celebrated by Hungary's current dance with right wing and authoritarian resurgence. It's all pretty gross, I say this guy is a fuckin' fascist.

Sushi Happy Hour in my Trousers

Driver dies after tractor-trailer goes over the side of the CBBT
http://wavy.com/2017/02/09/incident-on-chesapeake-bay-bridge-tunnel/

36 hours in Reykjavik
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/22/travel/36-hours-in-reykjavik.html

$22B the taxpayers have to cover. That's roughly $75 per capita
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-immigration-wall-exclusive-idUSKBN15O2ZN

Trump vexed by challenges, scale of government: The new president’s allies say he has been surprised that government can’t be run like his business.
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/donald-trump-challenges-governing-presidency-234879 ""Being president harder than Donald Trump thought, according to aides/allies. he’s growing increasingly frustrated"

Anderson .Paak & The Free Nationals: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ferZnZ0_rSM&app=desktop

Here's some college hoops fun: http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/18657030/malik-dime-washington-huskies-slaps-colorado-student-heckler-half

Should You Work For Free? http://jonathanbales.com/should-you-work-for-free/

I love this Moe scene (Simpsons)
http://i.imgur.com/28d6nmj.gifv

Dolan loves suggesting that people are addicts: http://deadspin.com/dolan-start-rooting-for-the-nets-because-the-knicks-d-1684489469

Sec. Betsy DeVos physically blocked by protesters from entering DC school--turned away and left. - https://twitter.com/ABC7News/status/830078974889959429

Doorman dies after falling through window while shoveling snow on Upper East Side: http://7ny.tv/2lvvJcl

Preposterous handshake: https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/830104383379689476

The blog post on Lawfare that Trump quoted, while critical of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals reasoning, said the court made the right decision in the end. - http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/318885-trump-rips-court-for-disgraceful-decision

Hoots Is the Restaurant for the Man Who Loves Wings But Hates Objectifying Women
http://www.grubstreet.com/2017/01/hooters-to-open-fast-casual-restaurant-chain-called-hoots.html?mid=twitter_grubst

WSJ saying Flynn's role is being reviewed by the White House
https://www.wsj.com/articles/democrats-press-for-probe-of-security-advisers-talks-with-russians-1486922486

Trump vs. Truth - Great John Oliver piece - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xecEV4dSAXE

Trump friend says Priebus is ‘in way over his head’ - The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/02/12/trump-friend-says-priebus-is-in-way-over-his-head/?tid=sm_fb&utm_term=.85a3f12238a8

Adult swaddling is becoming big in Tokyo
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/moments/830916976293732354?m=1

Breitbart Interviewed Sean Spicer About The Immigration Ban Ruling And Oh Man, It Is Excruciatingly Awkward - http://digg.com/video/breitbart-spicer-interview-immigration-ban

How White House advisor Stephen Miller went from pestering Hispanic students to designing Trump's immigration policy: The president's young adviser was a provocateur in his California high school, where he was hostile to Latinos and other minorities. Stephen Miller wrote in his high school yearbook: "There can be no fifty-fifty Americanism in this country."
http://www.univision.com/univision-news/politics/how-white-house-advisor-stephen-miller-went-from-pestering-hispanic-students-to-designing-trumps-immigration-policy

What $10 can buy you in Dhaka - Streamable
https://streamable.com/yw73y

Why Symbols Matter
https://www.fastcodesign.com/3067903/why-symbols-matter

12 Restaurants Around the Country Worth the Reservation
http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/restaurants/a52711/dinner-date-spots

Amid Trump Twitter controversies, White House preparing to expand social media team
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/13/politics/donald-trump-social-media-team-expanding/

Lou Gehrig's old house is for sale.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/12/sports/baseball/new-york-yankees-lou-gehrig-real-estate.html?_r=1

it's genetic? Son of Jerry Sandusky charged with child sex crimes in Pennsylvania
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/son-jerry-sandusky-charged-child-sex-crimes-article-1.2971461

American Psychiatric Society President sends Steve Bannon a letter telling him he has a "messiah" complex and needs help
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/let-the-healing-begin-steve

Corn Wallace

GOOD NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS!
https://twitter.com/AP/status/829830807409815552

It's unfathomable to me that Trump continues to send disparaging tweets as his approval ratings continue to drop. His inner circle has to have told him to knock it off, and he has to have told them to get fucked. I could understand completely positive tweets, even if lies (like "Ford to invest $4B in US plant! MAGA"). But to use it as a platform to attack judges, media, private companies, senators, etc. is just mind boggling to me, especially considering a lot of own supporters even want him to stop. He's killing himself for no constructive reason. Mind boggling.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/09/trumps-constant-tweeting-is-actually-a-negative-for-twitter-top-analyst-says.html

French manicures, Bud Light and fly fishing: How Trump staffers are changing Washington
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/capitalbusiness/french-manicures-bud-light-and-fly-fishing-how-trump-staffers-are-changing-washington/2017/02/09/02b71b98-ee43-11e6-9662-6eedf1627882_story.html?utm_term=.3eb5bd36e39e

Autonomous Car Demo Analysis: https://www.driverless.id/news/video-analysis-new-gm-cruise-self-driving-video-shows-more-mastery-sf-roads-time-with-pip-proof-0176178/

This should be good tonight. Van Jones and Bill Maher.
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/02/09/bill-maher-tangles-with-trump-supporter-sot.cnn

Some Pseudo Medicine Stuff -
http://lieske.com/channels/5e-kidney.htm
http://www.astrodreamadvisor.com/Qi-Cycle.html
http://www.healthylivinghouse.com/each-finger-is-tied-to-two-organs-this-japanese-method-will-help-the-healing-in-a-few-minutes/
http://www.energymedc.com/five%20element%20healing.htm
http://www.greekmedicine.net/hygiene/Emotions_and_Organs.html

My dick does cross-fit, no big deal

Senator Al Franken's statement on Devos
https://www.franken.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=3615
"One of the most important jobs in our government is the Secretary of Education, who directly oversees the policies that children, teachers, school administrators, and entire communities depend on," said Sen. Franken. "It's not a job for amateurs who don't know the first thing about education. I voted against the nomination of Betsy DeVos, a billionaire Republican donor, because she is the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen. Last night, I urged my Republican colleagues to oppose her nomination, because if we cannot set party loyalty aside long enough to perform the essential duty of vetting the President's nominees, then I don't know what we are even doing here. Betsy DeVos has demonstrated that she is fundamentally unqualified to lead the Education Department, and it's a shame that Republicans voted to confirm one of their major donors instead of looking out for our children."

I love Chow Chows
https://instagram.com/p/BQQX6O5AVmo/

Here is some legal advice.
If you do something bad, and the statute of limitations runs out, and someone later accuses of you of doing the bad thing, just say "It's not true". Don't call them a liar.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-cosby-idUSKBN15N14S

Great valentines day commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceKlF6VT1dk

Women Will Read Coretta Scott King Letter Outside Mitch McConnell's House Tonight
http://dcist.com/2017/02/washingtonians_will_read_coretta_sc.php

This makes me sad, please leave the classics alone... FUCK.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/white-men-cant-jump-remake-works-black-ish-creator-964963

BREAKING: Former Fairfax mayor plans to plea to charge in meth-for-orgy at March hearing, attorney says - https://twitter.com/jjouvenal/status/829413653480890368

Father John Misty's hard cock

So the first military mission under Trump was basically an uttah disastah
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/yemen-raid-had-secret-target-al-qaeda-leader-qassim-al-n717616?cid=eml_nbn_20170206

Episode 79 - Our Values Are Under Attack feat. Tim Heidecker (2/6/17)
https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-79-our-values-are-under-attack-feat-tim-heidecker-2617

Richard Branson & Obama kite surfing challenge. Stop having so much fun without us Barack
https://www.virgin.com/richard-branson/richard-vs-barack-kiteboard-and-foilboard-challenge

YESSSSSS, please do this Rosie
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/i-will-be-ready-rosie-odonnell-would-love-to-play-steve-bannon-on-snl/#.WJm_O3zKuyA.twitter

Sean Spicer's Venmo was discovered
http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/02/sean-spicer-is-on-venmo-and-people-are-asking-him-for-money.html

Ordinary Americans carried out inhumane acts for Trump
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bs-airport-inhumanity-20170206-story.html

Otters are champs at sliding on their bellies
https://twitter.com/i/moments/828756364398833664

‘Cash Me Outside’ Teen Gets Kicked Off Plane After Punching Passenger
http://thegrapevine.theroot.com/cash-me-outside-teen-gets-kicked-off-plane-after-punchi-1792081544

That time a vice president almost cast a historic tiebreaking vote but was derailed by a nap
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/02/07/that-time-a-vice-president-almost-cast-a-historic-tiebreaking-vote-but-was-derailed-by-a-nap/?utm_term=.c781c6039aed

Sheriff tells Trump that state senator is doing something he doesn't like Trump: "Do you want to give his name? We'll destroy his career."
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/829007910277636097

How Betsy Devos bought her seat - https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/5rrpim/campaign_contributions_to_senators_by_the_devos/

Tremendous job here by BBC News, they took the Trump terror list and linked to every single report they had on every attack.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38890090

The Curious World of Donald Trump's Private Russian Connections
https://patrickreads.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/the-curious-world-of-donald-trump_s-pri-an-connections-the-american-interest.pdf

The senators who opposed DeVos represent 36 million more people than her supporters do http://thkpr.gs/4705655a2bc7
https://twitter.com/thinkprogress/status/829047079976763394

George Costanza Linkedin Profile - https://www.linkedin.com/in/george-costanza-a89b469

Experimenting with EnChroma’s color-blind assistance glasses
http://cen.acs.org/articles/95/i6/Experimenting-EnChromas-color-blind-assistance.html

Here's a lesson for you all. Don't let your 8 year old drive an ATV, in case you were considering it.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/06/entertainment/jamie-lynn-spears-daughter/index.html

Data Dive: The emotional cost of the 2016 election
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-datadive-election-idUSKBN15M1YC

I Jupiter'ed on her Plutos

Eric Trump’s business trip to Uruguay cost taxpayers $97,830 in hotel bills
http://wapo.st/2kC4i2H

Copenhagen, stop being so weird
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/16/killing-animals-at-the-zoo?mbid=social_twitter

Bush's former Security advisor says Bannon should not be on the NSC
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/06/opinion/i-was-on-the-national-security-council-bannon-doesnt-belong-there.html?_r=0

Run The Jewels - Tiny Desk Concert
http://www.npr.org/event/music/513287372/run-the-jewels-tiny-desk-concert

Robert Kraft hopes President Trump can get his Super Bowl ring back from Putin
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/robert-kraft-hopes-president-trump-can-get-his-stolen-super-bowl-ring-from-putin-020517

Bernie Lyon - Eleanor Rigby (Extended)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spAqgtbB48k

You should check this out if you haven't already. Its on Netflix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzgfQvB2dvA

Things have gotten way too Xtreme (X Games) - http://deadspin.com/how-do-you-follow-up-the-biggest-tragedy-in-x-games-his-1791853003

Awesome "ask reddit" troll - https://imgur.com/gallery/16GEN

Take Him To Detroit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynY2begPzoM

Hunter Gets Mauled By Bear He Thought Was Dead After It Was Shot Out Of A Tree
http://brobible.com/life/article/hunter-mauled-bear-dead-shot-tree/

Fellow Bro is trying to finance and film his first movie: any donations appreciated - https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/louie-s-brother-peter-a-short-film--2#/

Faced with criticism from Catholic Church, Duterte invites Filipinos to "join" him in hell
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/828587563015348224

Dennis Edwards - Don't Look Any Further ft. Siedah Garrett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH3rx8LhrQo

this was in 1947: https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

The Uncomfortable Love Affair Between Donald Trump and the New England Patriots
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/01/magazine/the-uncomfortable-love-affair-between-donald-trump-and-the-new-england-patriots.html

The House can start impeachment against Trump now
http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/the-administration/318045-the-house-can-start-impeachment-against-trump-now

"I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it."
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/just-coz-youre-raising-the-bet-and-call-the-shots-now

I wasn't sure if the Trump tweets about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were real on SNL. I guess they were, haha http://gawker.com/remember-donald-trumps-freakish-obsession-with-robert-p-1783687005 Fucking weird man

This is so great:
http://deadspin.com/no-one-is-happy-for-the-patriots-1792040600

Mike Francesa destroys the "dumb" #Falcons. So good.
https://twitter.com/SportsFunhouse/status/828672881529860097

Aides in the White House confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches http://nyti.ms/2jSTb6i

Aides in the White House confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches http://nyti.ms/2jSTb6i

Tom Brady and dad makeout sessions
https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/828681678956724224

Pam Anderson + Julian Assange
http://pagesix.com/2017/02/05/is-pamela-anderson-dating-julian-assange/

Deserted Japanese theme park photographed just before demolition
https://www.dezeen.com/2017/02/06/nara-dreamland-deserted-japan-theme-park-photography-romain-veillon/

I was looking for the frito lay commercial this article talks about. They wanted a Tom Waits impersonator to do it and he was too real. http://mentalfloss.com/article/79648/when-tom-waits-sued-frito-lay-over-doritos-ad
couldn't find it in a quick search, but I did find the dog food commercial he did instead https://youtu.be/qYOMPU18QjA

19 Utterly Batshit And Hilarious Scottish Texts
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/batshit-scottish-textt

Intense Veterans commercial against Trump
https://twitter.com/votevets/status/828567034254487553

Nice long write-up on the Wiz... I like when the Wiz get a little bit of attention from national sports blogs since it's so rare:
https://theringer.com/washington-wizards-john-wall-kelly-oubre-jr-otto-porter-e78a5d78a60b#.yymybtd8g

Trump Draws lolz - https://twitter.com/TrumpDraws

I'm the foreman of a jizz factory

Newborn platypus looks like an old man watching tv.
https://i.reddituploads.com/fe9034b1099e4eef9254a5e9990b7c25?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=21efc9cad08de99672e4fe322fa9bd18

Helping an amputee elephant
http://i.imgur.com/rJjOLC4.gifv

NSFW - When the bra comes off......
https://gfycat.com/OpenChiefAsp

NSFW - Big boobs
https://gfycat.com/SmartNecessaryEidolonhelvum

NSFW - Wa wa wee waaa! https://68.media.tumblr.com/3b779043732b3be4f13da145a2b6b090/tumblr_nyf0noxhXd1rwk613o1_500.jpg

How to tell if an egg is fresh?
http://imgur.com/gallery/qe5us

Soft bananas dropping
https://gfycat.com/WastefulHopefulEastrussiancoursinghounds

This is nuts, Vice Canada music editor tried hiring people to be international drug mules
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/how-an-editor-allegedly-used-vice-canada-to-recruit-drug-mules-for-a-global-smuggling-ring

House strikes down Obama-era regulation that blocked gun sales to mentally ill http://hill.cm/Lg89e8w

Full video of Mike and the Mad Dog from today if you missed it.
https://www.facebook.com/SiriusXMSports/videos/1420653677968569/

Lies on lies on lies... Kellyanne Conway cites ‘Bowling Green massacre’ that never happened to defend travel ban
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/02/03/kellyanne-conway-cites-bowling-green-massacre-that-never-happened-to-defend-travel-ban/

If you're having a hard time understanding what to expect out of the Trump foreign policy, this is required reading.
Bannon explained his world view well before it became US policy. "Why even let 'em in?" -
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/bannon-explained-his-worldview-well-before-it-became-official-us-policy/2017/01/31/2f4102ac-e7ca-11e6-80c2-30e57e57e05d_story.html

I can't believe this is a news article in 2017... New Arkansas Law Lets Men Block Wives’ Abortions - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/arkansas-anti-abortion-law_us_58939063e4b09bd304ba41ff

TRUTH! https://twitter.com/longwall26/status/827290352839188480

'There's no such thing as being addicted to plastic surgery': Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves dismisses claims he's gone too far with extreme procedures... as he proudly claims his 'soul now matches his body'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4187984/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-isn-t-addicted-surgery.html

Mens Rights! Actually, this is proof that the world is turning upside down...
http://www.mysanantonio.com/technology/businessinsider/article/Hooters-is-hiring-male-servers-at-its-new-10898002.php

“They said what they would do, and we did not listen. Then they did what they said they would do.” https://www.amazon.com/Christian-Nation-Frederic-C-Rich/dp/0393240118
(Apparently this book explains what is currently going on, i have personally not read it yet)

Michael Moore thinks America is in a coup and we don't even know it
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-michael-moore-coup-us-steve-bannon-sally-yates-rule-of-law-a7554556.html

Former Norwegian prime minister detained at Dulles Airport for an hour. He visited Iran in 2014. - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/02/03/former-norwegian-prime-minister-detained-at-dulles-airport-for-an-hour-he-visited-iran-in-2014/?utm_term=.99fea9e4ab3f

Good article for Pats hating..
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18600436/how-bill-belichick-bon-jovi-became-greatest-bromance-sports-super-bowl-li-nfl-2017-new-england-patriots

There Are So Many Reasons to Root Against ‘Trump’s Team’ in the Super Bowl
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/02/so-many-reasons-to-root-against-trumps-team-in-super-bowl.html

Not new, but Jeff Bridges singing The Man In Me on Conan is good stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wRt0hsJ38c

8 Appetizers You Should Make For Game Day
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jodyduits/8-appetizers-you-should-make-for-game-day

Semi-NSFW: Southern bombshell Hannah Ferguson slays in SI Swimsuit 2017
http://www.si.com/swim-daily/2017/01/30/hannah-ferguson-returns-si-swimsuit-2017/

Ze Germans - https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/827571900524134401/photo/1

Jerry Garcia - https://youtu.be/Glq7yzbfy-o?t=3818

This fairly inexpensive camera has amazing zoom...Nikon Coolpix p900
http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clg7rQB6H2U&t=176s

Kellyanne threw her down the stairs....
http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/03/omarosa-injured-hospital/

TSA PreCheck vs. Global Entry: Which One Is a Better Deal?
http://time.com/money/4656418/tsa-precheck-global-entry/

Today's protest signs are sharper, meaner, funnier — and live on long after the rallies from The Washington Post - http://wpo.st/0JfZ2

Wavves and His Brother Made a Video Game About Punching Richard Spencer
http://pitchfork.com/news/71316-wavves-and-his-brother-made-a-video-game-about-punching-richard-spencer/

Music from Iceland -
Halldór Eldjárn - Fractals (Live on KEXP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1lZwIl9DPo

Here's how Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from the Patriots' Robert Kraft
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/heres-how-vladimir-putin-stole-a-super-bowl-ring-from-the-patriots-robert-kraft/

Absence of the Towels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvDtBR85SvA

The following links are collections - 100s - of consistent Trump lies:
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/uselection/2016/11/04/donald-trump-the-unauthorized-database-of-false-things.html#analysis
and
http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/
(Older, but still relevant): http://www.dailywire.com/news/4834/trumps-101-lies-hank-berrien

Tebow with a Psycho move - http://deadsp.in/sOEfFPs

Coconut scented sunblock for the D & Balls

1 Seal & 10 civilians killed in Yemen raid, Trump naturally blames Obama administration, chill
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN15G5RX

More Triumph the dog jokes at Inauguration - http://www.vulture.com/2017/01/triumph-has-2-videos-of-trump-inauguration-jokes.html

This list of "Steve Bannon looks like" jokes is pretty good:
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/steve-bannon-looks-like-jokes-are-one-of-the-few-good-1791879830

Silly Orca! - https://imgur.com/Lvq8L86?r

Jidenna - Long Live the Chief (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_AQFnqMY3E&sns=em

Trump's SCOTUS pick founded club called 'Fascism Forever'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4182852/Trump-s-SCOTUS-pick-founded-club-called-Fascism-Forever.html

http://trumpdonald.org/

Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood Will Score New Daniel Day-Lewis Film Directed By Paul Thomas Anderson: http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/02/radioheads-jonny-greenwood-will-score-new-daniel-day-lewis-film-directed-by-paul-thomas-anderson/

Com in ze heir unt put ze tampon in ze poopie hole. Sadisitic rituals uncovered at elite German military training base. - http://heatst.com/culture-wars/sadistic-rituals-at-elite-german-military-base-uncovered-by-der-spiegel/?mod=fark_im

New Father John Misty jam
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/18731-father-john-misty-ballad-of-the-dying-man/

Lol - when the base kicks in - https://twitter.com/TheUrbanSlangs/status/827169494023954432

Never thought I'd say this, but I would MUCH rather have Arnold Schwarzenegger as our president:
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/317519-arnold-schwarzenegger-responds-to-trump-why-dont-we-switch-jobs

SICK! https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/lawmakers-want-answers-after-intruder-breaches-gops-inner-sanctum/2017/01/31/3a94331e-e729-11e6-b82f-687d6e6a3e7c_story.html
and links to the issues that were uncovered - https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/behind-closed-doors-republican-lawmakers-fret-about-how-to-repeal-obamacare/2017/01/27/deabdafa-e491-11e6-a547-5fb9411d332c_story.html

Jimmy Kimmel's Guillermo at NFL media night - https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/827151532743286784/video/1

LOL - https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/826963027580772353

Donald Trump Says Bill Belichick Once Kissed Him And Said "I Love You"
http://deadspin.com/donald-trump-says-bill-belichick-once-kissed-him-and-sa-1791920885
(if you root for the Patriots you're basically rooting for the Trumps of the NFL)

‘Can she eat more kale?’ Hordes of people want reassurance RBG’s health is good.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/can-she-eat-more-kale-hordes-of-people-want-reassurance-rgbs-health-is-good/2017/02/01/c813b638-e8aa-11e6-bf6f-301b6b443624_story.html

Unknown recruit — Kobe Buffalomeat — is now a national sensation
http://nypost.com/2017/02/01/kobe-buffalomeat-is-now-a-national-sensation/

This is amazing! THE LARGEST VOCABULARY IN HIP HOP http://poly-graph.co/vocabulary.html

The Darkest Super Bowl (I like this)
http://deadspin.com/the-darkest-super-bowl-1791885899

SFPD temporarily suspends ties to FBI joint terrorism task force out of fear the FBI is spying on Muslims
https://t.co/IVIRAUfF2o

POTUS loses another lawsuit after he tried scamming his golf club members in Florida, just 6 million owed, ho hum
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-golf-club-membership-lawsuit-234494

Sean Spicer says a US ship was shot at by Iran, which is of course a lie, this is how wars start
https://theintercept.com/2017/02/02/press-secretary-sean-spicer-falsely-accuses-iran-of-attacking-u-s-navy-vessel-an-act-of-war/

Bears want Jimmy Garrapolo
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/bears-push-to-trade-for-jimmy-garoppolo/348737

Leonardo DiCaprio gets Salt Bae'd
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/salt-bae-salted-leonardo-dicaprios-meat/

I see you Louieeeee

Follow this thread: https://twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/826255647968632832

Big blow to gerrymandering: https://www.thenation.com/article/democracy-wins-one-as-a-federal-court-strikes-a-big-blow-against-gerrymandering/

When Salt Bae jumped the shark
https://twitter.com/BCCoachAddazio/status/826763323131703296

Some of these Trump Gifs of "Trump draws" are pretty damn funny
http://uproxx.com/webculture/best-trump-draws-memes-photoshops/2/

Trump being a racist vile pig (old, but sad)
https://twitter.com/NoorAjaj/status/826507461540642816

Bannon let his worldviews be WELL known ever before he elevated to the power of position he's in now
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/bannon-explained-his-worldview-well-before-it-became-official-us-policy/2017/01/31/2f4102ac-e7ca-11e6-80c2-30e57e57e05d_story.html

Jon Stewart Reads Trump's Next Batch Of Executive Orders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-4r9XE5EM0

Springsteen box set, I already got it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd-h6eqrfRg&t

How i feel rn - https://twitter.com/ripmarkusj/status/826664564502695936

Rob Stewart, Toronto ‘Sharkwater’ filmmaker and conservationist, missing off Florida coast
http://globalnews.ca/news/3219166/rob-stewart-toronto-sharkwater-filmmaker-and-conservationist-missing-off-florida-coast/

insane... Alex Jones Compares Infowars In The White House Press Room To The Desegregation Of Baseball
https://mediamatters.org/video/2017/02/01/alex-jones-compares-infowars-white-house-press-room-desegregation-baseball/215210

Hmm, I Guess Maybe The Wizards Are Good Or Whatever
http://deadspin.com/hmm-i-guess-maybe-the-wizards-are-good-or-whatever-1791873195

U Michigan video game archive http://bigstory.ap.org/article/b3cd2900e40742fbb1759596bc1551f3/u-mich-video-game-cache-serves-archive-play

China's Web Junkies (Internet Addiction Facility) - https://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000002657962/chinas-web-junkies.html?playlistId=100000003465294

Read Gorsuch's hilarious dissent in child burping case
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/read-gorsuchs-hilarious-dissent-in-child-burping-case/article/2613555



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There's a code amongst former presidents not to shit on your successor. Obama broke it in 10 days. http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/04/politics/bush-president-relationships/
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/30/us/politics/obama-trump-immigration-ban.html

Rich Lowry- Pretty level-headed conservative writer on the ban: http://nypost.com/2017/01/30/no-trumps-immigration-plan-isnt-un-american/

No, it's not weird or scary that Trump fired the acting AG. http://www.nationalreview.com/article/444418/why-sally-yates-was-fired-insubordination

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U.S. Senate support for Trump education nominee weakens
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-devos-idUSKBN15G5GM

Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants Some Glory Hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VmilSWqh3I