Coconut scented sunblock for the D & Balls

1 Seal & 10 civilians killed in Yemen raid, Trump naturally blames Obama administration, chill
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN15G5RX

More Triumph the dog jokes at Inauguration - http://www.vulture.com/2017/01/triumph-has-2-videos-of-trump-inauguration-jokes.html

This list of "Steve Bannon looks like" jokes is pretty good:
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/steve-bannon-looks-like-jokes-are-one-of-the-few-good-1791879830

Silly Orca! - https://imgur.com/Lvq8L86?r

Jidenna - Long Live the Chief (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_AQFnqMY3E&sns=em

Trump's SCOTUS pick founded club called 'Fascism Forever'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4182852/Trump-s-SCOTUS-pick-founded-club-called-Fascism-Forever.html

http://trumpdonald.org/

Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood Will Score New Daniel Day-Lewis Film Directed By Paul Thomas Anderson: http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/02/radioheads-jonny-greenwood-will-score-new-daniel-day-lewis-film-directed-by-paul-thomas-anderson/

Com in ze heir unt put ze tampon in ze poopie hole. Sadisitic rituals uncovered at elite German military training base. - http://heatst.com/culture-wars/sadistic-rituals-at-elite-german-military-base-uncovered-by-der-spiegel/?mod=fark_im

New Father John Misty jam
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/18731-father-john-misty-ballad-of-the-dying-man/

Lol - when the base kicks in - https://twitter.com/TheUrbanSlangs/status/827169494023954432

Never thought I'd say this, but I would MUCH rather have Arnold Schwarzenegger as our president:
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/317519-arnold-schwarzenegger-responds-to-trump-why-dont-we-switch-jobs

SICK! https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/lawmakers-want-answers-after-intruder-breaches-gops-inner-sanctum/2017/01/31/3a94331e-e729-11e6-b82f-687d6e6a3e7c_story.html
and links to the issues that were uncovered - https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/behind-closed-doors-republican-lawmakers-fret-about-how-to-repeal-obamacare/2017/01/27/deabdafa-e491-11e6-a547-5fb9411d332c_story.html

Jimmy Kimmel's Guillermo at NFL media night - https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/827151532743286784/video/1

LOL - https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/826963027580772353

Donald Trump Says Bill Belichick Once Kissed Him And Said "I Love You"
http://deadspin.com/donald-trump-says-bill-belichick-once-kissed-him-and-sa-1791920885
(if you root for the Patriots you're basically rooting for the Trumps of the NFL)

‘Can she eat more kale?’ Hordes of people want reassurance RBG’s health is good.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/can-she-eat-more-kale-hordes-of-people-want-reassurance-rgbs-health-is-good/2017/02/01/c813b638-e8aa-11e6-bf6f-301b6b443624_story.html

Unknown recruit — Kobe Buffalomeat — is now a national sensation
http://nypost.com/2017/02/01/kobe-buffalomeat-is-now-a-national-sensation/

This is amazing! THE LARGEST VOCABULARY IN HIP HOP http://poly-graph.co/vocabulary.html

The Darkest Super Bowl (I like this)
http://deadspin.com/the-darkest-super-bowl-1791885899

SFPD temporarily suspends ties to FBI joint terrorism task force out of fear the FBI is spying on Muslims
https://t.co/IVIRAUfF2o

POTUS loses another lawsuit after he tried scamming his golf club members in Florida, just 6 million owed, ho hum
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-golf-club-membership-lawsuit-234494

Sean Spicer says a US ship was shot at by Iran, which is of course a lie, this is how wars start
https://theintercept.com/2017/02/02/press-secretary-sean-spicer-falsely-accuses-iran-of-attacking-u-s-navy-vessel-an-act-of-war/

Bears want Jimmy Garrapolo
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/bears-push-to-trade-for-jimmy-garoppolo/348737

Leonardo DiCaprio gets Salt Bae'd
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/salt-bae-salted-leonardo-dicaprios-meat/