Monday, December 21, 2015

Erections on the Dance Floor

Steve Harvey Announces Wrong Winner Of Miss Universe, Chaos Ensues
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/steve-harvey-announces-wrong-winner-of-miss-universe-c-1749016507

This sketch was LOL.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc

Devils, Deals and the DEA: Why Chapo Guzman was the biggest winner in the DEA's longest running drug cartel case
http://www.propublica.org/article/devils-deals-and-the-dea

DJ Khaled was trying to warn her the whole time...
http://imgur.com/xKNy4jA

LOLZ! Funny squirrel - https://vine.co/v/hlAFMtDbtP0

NSFW - Tall and beautiful
http://i.imgur.com/3owrnLth.jpg

LOLZ - Fat baby eating stuff
https://vine.co/v/MzQ2l3prLPY

How U.S. Marshals used Redskins tickets to bust fugitives in 1985 sting
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2015/12/18/how-u-s-marshals-used-redskins-tickets-to-bust-fugitives-in-1985-sting/

I'm doing the Mexican ab workout this holiday season:
http://www.imgur.com/gallery/uTKjpEF

All 14 Characters From Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, RANKED
http://brobible.com/sports/article/mike-tysons-punch-out-characters-ranked/

Man Arrested for Doing Lines of Cocaine Off of Table at Clarendon Pizza Shop
https://www.arlnow.com/2015/12/21/man-arrested-for-doing-lines-of-cocaine-off-of-table-at-clarendon-pizza-shop/

Funny SNL skit - http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/amusement-park-ride/n13010

"Simpsons guessed the future of movies in 2009." http://imgur.com/gallery/6GuMbiA

Here are some sexy tracks for sexy time:
Taylor McFerrin - Florasia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07fwW1S82_0

Taylor McFerrin - 'Decisions' ft. Emily King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIFP9fchIg

Toro y Moi - Go with You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QKoqB5ZO4&app=desktop

Tony! Toni! Toné! - Anniversary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STC3I6SwLp4

Quotes and Photos and such
http://www.nitch.com/

High Five Fail
https://twitter.com/camotoolfan/status/678427859686449153?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Extreme photo of the week
http://adventure.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/extreme-photo-of-the-week/?sf17431437=1



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Friday, December 18, 2015

Eggy Farts & Hot Plums

This Wizards rendition of Home Alone is really, really stupid:
https://www.facebook.com/Wizards/videos/vb.29805028740/10153353969078741/?type=2&theater

LOLZ! GOO! http://imgur.com/gallery/vGTZAPE

Will The Rock ever finish buttoning his sleeve? We just don't know...
http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/12/18/12/therockbutton.jpg

LOLZ Terminator 2 + Puppy GIF - https://twitter.com/canttellnoone/status/677569879118082048

License Plate Guy, Giants superfan Joe Ruback, accused of loansharking, arrested in organized crime investigation - http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/license-plate-guy-accused-loan-sharking-article-1.2469150

More Lolz Cartoons - http://imgur.com/a/fVQBJ

Lebron Destroys woman - http://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/17/10482368/lebron-james-courtside-jason-days-wife-ellie

Bowie consistently brings the weird- http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/12/david-bowie-as-michael-c-hall-performs-lazarus-on-colbert-watch/
The new song is pretty gewd. S'got sexy sax- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSt9RDIIa0k

David Simon - http://davidsimon.com/aint-no-justice-its-just-us/

rural christian mothers eat fistfuls of their own shit http://www.newsleader.com/story/news/local/2015/12/17/riverheads-high-school-follow-up/77483594/

I can't believe i didn't know this song exists...
Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

LOLZ! http://imgur.com/XlSYSPT

It turns out parenthood is worse than divorce, unemployment — even the death of a partner
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/08/11/the-most-depressing-statistic-imaginable-about-being-a-new-parent/?tid=pm_pop_b

Must listen: Francesa talking Star Wars, doesn't understand the order. Instant classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvEy4gGG6I&feature=youtu.be

Recommended Dose: Our Favorite Dance Tracks Of 2015
http://www.npr.org/2015/12/18/460052323/recommended-dose-our-favorite-dance-tracks-of-2015




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Natural Boners 4 Life

Toy Dolls - Nellie the Elephant (We're Mad, Sunderland, UK, 1984)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7tPikH0UA

John Mulaney and Nick Kroll's Oh, Hello Stopped by Late Night and Seth Meyers Giggled for Eight Minutes Straight - http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/oh-hello-stopped-by-late-night-with-seth-meyers.html

More tribute to Peanut Buttter Baby - https://vine.co/v/imKBFKqKYn1

Road Runner trick finally worked!
https://twitter.com/BlaineJacob/status/677502878794166272

Santa Cat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tDjHMHVN3Y

Dog looking over his shoulder so he won't get caught
https://twitter.com/BabyAnimalPics/status/576165537753014272

47 Mind-Blowing Psychological Facts You Should Know About Yourself
http://www.businessinsider.com/100-things-you-should-know-about-people-2010-11#1--you-have-inattention-blindness-1

Channel 5 weather presenter Sian Welby delivers entire live forecast using Star Wars quotes
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/channel-5-weather-presenter-sian-welby-delivers-entire-live-forecast-using-star-wars-quotes--b1biA4C1sl

This is the best piece news in a long time. What a little shitfucker
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-martin-shkreli-securities-fraud/

Donald Trump as NFL logos
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/12/donald-trump-nfl-logos/

Longest Surviving Castaway Sued For $1 Million For Possibly Eating Friend While At Sea -
http://crimefeed.com/2015/12/longest-surviving-castaway-sued-for-possibly-eating-friend-while-at-sea-salvador-alvarenga/



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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Lost my dick playing Jumanji

NSFW - Strip stills
https://i.imgur.com/TdvQvtO.jpg

Republican debate: Tweeters mock Trump's internet call
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35109492

Black Friday Brawl - https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/670162554715373568

Killer Mike Introduces Bernie Sanders in Atlanta
https://twitter.com/berniesanders/status/670652138133983232

Nobody In Sports Is Having As Much Fun As The Monmouth Bench
http://deadspin.com/nobody-in-sports-is-having-as-much-fun-as-the-monmouth-1745142911

In 'Oh, Hello,' Nick Kroll and John Mulaney Have a Stage Senior Moment
http://deadspin.com/nobody-in-sports-is-having-as-much-fun-as-the-monmouth-1745142911

When keeping it real goes wrong (and awesome) on Sportscenter.
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/671392554617847808

"Jodi Arias actually tried to discuss her vaginal grooming with you."
https://vine.co/v/iWzlVIZAbdK

2nd video is amazing: http://deadspin.com/browns-fans-shot-the-saddest-goddamn-videos-as-their-te-1745415079

College student, 19, arrested after police find 'cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, meth and packaging materials in her apartment' is revealed as daughter of top Texas Drug enforcement agent - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3338383/College-student-19-arrested-drug-dealing-bust-daughter-Texas-DEA.html

Alternate Sopranos opening lolz - http://www.clickhole.com/video/was-almost-intro-sopranos-3555

Not old, just set to the Hulk Music
https://vine.co/v/iWqpzlwgH2O

So Fred Armenissen and Bill Hader started a music group called "Blue Jean Committee" molded after Cali Surf Rock and their first LP Catalina Breeze due out soon
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21304-catalina-breeze/

wanted to watch Leo raped by a bear, but accoridng to Vulture, it doesn't happen
http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/leonardo-dicaprio-is-not-raped-by-a-bear.html
The movie is about this guy, who has been on the bro blast before as his deeds are epic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass

This deer goes flying and bounced right up and runs off
https://vine.co/v/iWMP39B5Faq

This dad is awesome. #hiphopdad
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/12/dad-hip-hop-driving-video/

Wise Words with DJ Khaled - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HMcE06__U

Jahil Okafor 2nd fight video gets release, dude knocks out some Boston shitass, probably gonna get sued.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/02/jahlil-okafor-fight-second-video-boston

Man foils Dunkin' Donuts robbery, detains suspect, cops say
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/crime/antonio-galea-stops-dunkin-donuts-robbery-in-oyster-bay-detains-suspect-cops-say-1.11184168

Absolutely staggering how much this buffalo chicken finger looks like a dick
https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool/status/672440435797835776

For the NYC Bros/Aziz fans
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/12/02/style/aziz-ansari-master-of-none-10-locations.html

Nick Offerman being Nick Offerman and staring into a camera for 45 minutes while sipping whiskey - http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/see-nick-offermans-silent-45-minute-yule-log.html

Scott Weiland died: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/12/04/rock-singer-scott-weiland-dead-at-48/

The guy who beat Klitschko on Saturday is a gypsy pikey fighter like Brad Pitt in Snatch. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyson_Fury You like dehgs?

When White Girls Deal Drugs, They Walk
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/01/when-white-girls-deal-drugs-they-walk.html

This guy obviously just wanted to slap a lot of butts and had the money to make it happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxSDrYZ6zMA

The more I watch this the funnier it gets. Hank Johnson, Congressman from Georgia, on Guam - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs23CjIWMgA

Donkey in Hammock
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/1759266597429725/

Giant lizard - http://www.wcnc.com/story/news/2015/12/06/man-discovers-giant-lizard-climbing-up-his-house/76894802/

RIP to Melvin "Little Melvin" Williams, 73, who made me begin to rethink the drug war. You ended it free, brother.  - https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/672521746432552960

Poor Calvin Johnson
https://vine.co/v/iWPWHYxKguv

Connecticut cops told to prepare for legal recreational marijuana
http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Connecticut-cops-told-to-prepare-for-eventual-6673289.php

Brother printers are legit. This thing is only $40. Pick it up if you need one for your home office bros
http://deals.kinja.com/stop-torturing-yourself-with-inkjet-this-brother-laser-1746171652?rev=1449240756763#

San Fran PD just executing people by firing squad:  https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/672792704623996928

Isis explained in 200 words - http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/all/2015/10/what-to-do-about-isis/412426/?utm_source=SFTwitter#note-418830

Gun show loophole - http://thinkprogress.org/security/2011/06/06/238156/al-qaeda-gun-show-loophole-2/

Lawyer For San Bernardino Gunman's Family Floats Sandy Hook Trutherism
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/david-chesley-sandy-hook-truther

Dead & Company and Madison Square Garden live - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4AloDbwt-8&t=99m5s

Mike Francesa on Rocky Movies - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_KKqodezOY&feature=youtu.be

"Nice Guy" - This movie looks cool:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uteGvHOs16A

Rest in Peace, Feech La Manna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14hc7RZNPbI

I enjoyed this
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/browns-fans-sad-adele-hello_56620384e4b072e9d1c634b0

NYG, more blown leads in last 2 minutes of a game than any team in NFL History
http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2015/12/1_stat_that_sums_up_this_heartbreaking_giants_seas.html#incart_river_index

Ralph Peters Calls Obama a 'Total Pussy' on Live Television
https://twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/673906584230195200

Nathan For you Asian Accent - This was funny:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orw4NfnefxE

This SNL sketch was funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE

This guy photoshopping dildos in place of automatic guns in Republican's photos deserves a medal
http://mic.com/articles/129907/this-guy-is-swapping-guns-with-dildos-in-pictures-of-republicans-holding-automatic-weapons

Black Fry-day, haha http://i.imgur.com/1jcDcRG.jpg

Irish Travellers (Irish: an lucht siúil) also called pavees, tinkers, or gypsies, are a traditionally itinerant ethnic group who maintain a set of traditions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Travellers

NYTimes app for Google Cardboard on Saturday - things pretty nifty https://www.google.com/get/cardboard/

Tinder and other dating apps are fucking with our brains' chemical balance - http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34962498

New PSY - Napal Baji - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF27TNC_4pc

hell of a mystery story, remains unsolved https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taman_Shud_Case
more mysteries, two ships with crews that disapeared at sea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Celeste
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Joyita

Frank Gore shits himself (SFW):
http://i.imgur.com/HJCZ7Q1.gifv

asian touching SFW http://imgur.com/gallery/afg7gLd

Schlenker genes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3041537/Father-Byron-Schlenker-boasts-world-s-widest-tongue-8-6cm-daughter-record-holder-too.html

DubStep Christmas Lights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90oZ52M4IC0

Bret Easton Ellis on Living in the Cult of Likability
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/08/opinion/bret-easton-ellis-on-living-in-the-cult-of-likability.html

The City of Brotherly Love? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/12/08/severed-pigs-head-thrown-at-philadelphia-mosque-door/

What to do in an Active Shooter situation "Run, Hide, Fight" It's worth a five minute watch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcSwejU2D0

How 'South Park' Perfectly Captures Our Era of Outrage
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/09/arts/television/south-park-sketches-grander-satire-themes.html

Asshole of the year buys ridiculously expensive Wu-Tang album
http://www.avclub.com/article/asshole-year-buys-ridiculously-expensive-wu-tang-a-229530

Wu Tang album heist - https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsportsboston/posts/10153844516497502

This is why Iran could be the best place to be born today
http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20151210-this-is-why-iran-could-be-the-best-place-to-be-born-today

All Of Conor McGregor's Insults Towards Jose Aldo That Were Caught On Tape
http://dudecomedy.com/all-of-conor-mcgregors-insults-towards-jose-aldo-that-were-caught-on-tape/

Is Howard Stern going soft or just getting sharper? - The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/is-howard-stern-going-soft-or-just-getting-sharper/2015/12/13/691d8cfe-9ddc-11e5-a3c5-c77f2cc5a43c_story.html

Irish boxing fans go a few rounds onboard JetBlue flight
http://mashable.com/2015/12/14/boxing-jetblue-flight/#kXnnwbw6Quqg

The Vibrators (Punk) Old Grey Whistle Test BBC2 TV 4.4.1978 (full 4 songs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu513IqH6dc

Pitchfork's 50 Best Albums of 2015: http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/9764-the-50-best-albums-of-2015/1/

Life in Norway ranked world's best for 12th year
http://www.thelocal.no/20151214/norway-ranked-worlds-best-for-12th-year-running

Here's some beautiful footage of Roy Jones Jr. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBWP72xnqpk

A Shipwreck With Treasure Worth Up to $17 Billion Was Discovered Near Colombia
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-treasure-on-this-newly-discovered-shipwreck-may-be-worth-up-to-17-billion

Watch This Golden Retriever Experience True Joy As He Rides A Merry-Go-Round
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/that-zoom-zoom-life?bftwanimals&utm_term=.yj401KOlPl#.bdldAWGVRV

Philly mayor called Trump an asshole and wants to ban him from Philly and called him a threat to society.
http://philly.com/beta?wss=/philly/blogs/heardinthehall&id=360972511

We need more Borat
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/10/borat-surprises-jimmy-kimmel-with-brutal-donald-trump-jokes.html

Obama's favorite show is The Knick:
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/showtracker/la-et-st-president-obama-favorite-tv-show-the-knick-20151209-story.html

The infuriating history of how DC Metro got so bad - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/transportation/why-does-metro-suck-dangerous-accidents-escalator-outages.php

X-Men Apocalypse looks pretty sick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvnHv42T-

This is how I feel about packing lunch:
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-brings-lunch-from-home-to-cut-down-on-small-jo-37912

I've been neglecting The Onion lately. That Year in Review thing is great.
http://www.theonion.com/article/ugh-place-where-bartenders-wear-bow-tie-52025

Virginia man found living in cave charged with destruction of property
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/police-find-va-man-living-cave-article-1.2465817

Abe Simpson apparently had a photo op with the Croatian president - http://foreignpolicy.com/2015/12/09/the-president-of-croatia-doesnt-seem-to-care-that-this-mans-pants-fell-down-during-a-photo-op/ Oh Simpson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eIDu6Aw-8

Some of you might enjoy these, Japanese ppl squishing their babies' faces to look like rice balls:
http://mashable.com/2015/12/09/rice-ball-babies-japan-meme/#o_MDdCxXREqL

Professional Farter - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
some of this fartiste's work is pretty impressive http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters/

Jason Sudeikis Bros Out with Billy on the Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx5Nl9H5goI&feature=youtu.be

How to meet women on the subway
https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/676846151010820096

This just got me real good.  HAHAHHAAHA
http://i.imgur.com/wun8rpY.gifv

Great Durst long read.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/13/nyregion/durst-organization-new-york-real-estate.html

just saw this; not good for gun enthusiasts
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/gun-linked-to-paris-attacks-traced-back-to-florida-arms-dealer-implicated-in-iran-contra-scandal/

Howard Stern Quit SiriusXM? Not for a 'Loser' Podcast
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-12-14/howard-stern-quit-siriusxm-not-for-a-loser-podcast

great game of ultimate Frisbee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZjgFg9p0vo

This Facebook troll job is tremendous. Bravo Robert Graves.
http://imgur.com/gallery/2Vvy9#qpwFaUj

This is pretty funny #gronk
https://twitter.com/FeitsBarstool/status/676272161053655042

Prince Harry is banging Pippa Middleton !!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3352875/American-tabloid-OK-claims-Prince-Harry-Pippa-Middleton-enjoying-secret-romance-snogging-bathroom-royal-wedding-2011.html

Fun Fact: The word LARDASS autocorrects to KARDASHIAN on most iPhones.

DJ Khaled lost at sea (jk) on his jet ski, ANOTHER ONE
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/dj-khaled-got-lost-at-sea-last-night-on-his-jet-ski-continues-to-be-the-king-of-unintentional-comedy/

NSFW - Candice Swanopoel
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/14/candice-swanepoel-bikini-ass-photoshoot/

I don't know if you guys have heard yet but apparently there's a new Star Wars movie and it got great reviews:  http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/18/movies/star-wars-the-force-awakens-review.htm

Bloody Loco Crazy Latino Guy Argument On A Train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km23GDJ4ZMw

Everybody chill out and listen to some bumping Bela Christmas jams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rIR5MSg9qY&list=PLlLPbdXYqkafsNUF_lHRhEKoJqKfJxLw9

Bank Robber Returns to Try and Rob Same Bank during Live Shot
http://www.ftvlive.com/todays-news/2015/12/15/bank-robber-returns-to-try-and-rob-same-bank-during-live-shot



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