If He Dies, He Dies.

Guy falls down stairs at nightclub
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a84_1327589326

Monkey pulls the distraction move from MacGruber
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2011/12/15/russian-gorilla-likes-celery-more-than-most-2272102

Bathmate, for every man (Semi NSFW)
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/bathmate

Latest from Dontevenreply
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110

Most Popular Ride at the Texas State Fair
http://vimeo.com/30103657

Google Drive: It's slick, integrated...and not exactly free
http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57419024-93/google-drive-its-slick-integrated...and-not-exactly-free/

Great song, from the heart.  Brian McKnight. "If you're ready to learn"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsl5XQEEs5Y

The Complete Works: Ranking All 62 Stephen King Books
http://www.vulture.com/2012/04/ranking-all-62-stephen-king-books.html

Traveling Wilburys - Margarita (chill song):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33WhIZLeu-Y

Steve Urkel's car is coming back- http://www.autoblog.com/2012/04/25/bmw-isetta-gets-reimagined-as-the-esetta/

Get Angry
http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/kardashians-sign-new-3-year-reality-tv-deal-for-reported-40-million-2012244

Official song of summer 2012 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Sl1akAyas (chill song)

Dads are the original hipsters
http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/

Life after Death (fascinating)
http://www.salon.com/2012/04/21/near_death_explained/singleton/

$12,000 Louis Vuitton Men's America's Cup Watch
http://www.louisvuitton.com/front/#/eng_US/Collections/Men/Watches/products/Tambour-Americas-Cup-automatic-regatta-44-mm-Q102H0

Cloud service comparisons- http://www.theverge.com/2012/4/24/2954960/google-drive-dropbox-skydrive-sugarsync-cloud-storage-competition

40 Glorious Routines From The 1988 Aerobic Championships
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/40-glorious-routines-from-the-1988-aerobic-champio

Get your Gleek on
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleeking#Gleeking

Why the rest of the world hates 'Merica
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/dogs-5-000-wedding-amenities-171017513.html

Alec Baldwin interviews people on, "Here's the Thing"
http://www.wnyc.org/shows/heresthething/

Philly Flyers love Nickelback. Gross.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/philadelphia-flyers-fire-t-shirt-cannons-nickelback-couldn-052632110.html

Texas Woman Twitter Taunts Cops, Lands In Jail
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/texas-woman-twitter-taunts-cops-lands-in-jail/

Full Rolling Stone Radiohead article: http://citizeninsane.eu/s2012-04-26RS.htm

This video will make you want to travel (on someone else's dollar)
http://thechive.com/2012/04/25/nike-paid-this-man-to-make-a-commercial-here-is-what-he-came-up-with-video/

Look at this dang ole frog thinks he's a human!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SKRgktzRvZ0

Ridiculous Car Ad
http://jalopnik.com/5905078/jesus-tap+dancing-christ-the-greatest-craigslist-car-ad-ever

Anthony DiNunzio, alleged leader of the New England mob, facing racketeering and extortion charges in Rhode Island
http://www.boston.com/Boston/metrodesk/2012/04/anthony-dinunzio-brother-alleged-mobster-carmen-the-cheese-man-dinunzio-federal-custody-rhode-island/9PQcKEQ2nlbHyZiFoqqNbL/index.html?p1=News_links