Chicken Cordon-Goo

Great GIF of Amaré vs. Fire Extinguisher  http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

there was a weird, flamboyant cowboy at the Thunder/Mavs game two nights ago. I knew I had seen the guy at other games. Thats because apparently this dude is an NBA "superfan" and goes to tons of games. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/694072-jimmy-goldstein-lesser-known-facts-about-nbas-superfan Watch the slide 5 video at least. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Goldstein His house was used as Jackie Treehorn's house in The Big Lebowski. http://www.jamesfgoldstein.com/ Weird, lucky SOB.

Man in Prince George's reports stolen marijuana
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/rosenwald-md/post/man-reports-stolen-marijuana/2012/05/01/gIQAt1VztT_blog.html?wpisrc=nl_buzz

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kowtow \KOU-TOU\, verb:

1. To act in an obsequious manner; show servile deference.
2. To touch the forehead to the ground while kneeling, as an act of worship, reverence, apology, etc., especially in former Chinese custom.
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Occupy Wall Street Crashed Romney's Firehouse Press Conference, Thanks to Secret Database
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/05/ows-loudly-and-explicity-crashed-romney-presser.html

Why do recipe writers lie and lie and lie about how long it takes to caramelize onions?
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/scocca/2012/05/how_to_cook_onions_why_recipe_writers_lie_and_lie_about_how_long_they_take_to_caramelize_.html

Swedish Lunch Disco: The country's new midday office raves.
http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/05/swedes_spend_their_lunch_breaks_clubbing_.html

The Euro Is Killing Southern Europe: What Spain (and Portugal, and Greece, etc.) could learn from Argentina's successful default and devaluation.
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/05/spain_greece_and_portugal_should_quit_the_euro_it_s_the_only_way_to_save_their_doomed_economies_.html

ticklish camel - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5xebCq6lfk

The killing agency: Wildlife Services' brutal methods leave a trail of animal death
 http://www.sacbee.com/2012/04/28/4450678/the-killing-agency-wildlife-services.html#storylink=cpy

Does anyone remember this song? (blast from the 90s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkhl-CgETg&feature=related
Spacehog - In the Meantime (Music Video)

VIOLENT FEMMES-Blister in the Sun (blast from the 90s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra8VTlXVqUQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Schlenker's favorite song from the 90s (blast from the 90s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNrQOUtXYOo&ob=av2n

Collective Soul - Shine (Studio Version) (blast from the 90s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPslBGjuRL0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Sick Throw by Harper last night that should have been an out http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/bryce-harpers-throw-from-left-field-to-home/2012/05/02/gIQA0e4JwT_blog.html

Kate Upton Just Won't Stop, Now Unleashing These Yankees Hat Photos
http://bustedcoverage.com/2012/05/01/kate-upton-just-wont-stop-now-unleashing-these-yankees-hat-photos/

holy shit, eminem's daughter is smoking hot
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/55763/all-grown-up-eminem-s-daughter-haylee-just-turned-17-and-she-grew-into-a-real-beauty-pics.html

Looks like the Facebook IPO is set for May 18th
http://www.npr.org/2012/05/02/151832301/report-facebook-sets-ipo-for-may-18?ft=1&f=1001&sc=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Nice read on Deadspin, pretty long though. Lying is tough in the internet era: http://deadspin.com/5906658/is-an-espn-columnist-scamming-people-on-the-internet

Sami Lepisto of Blackhawks tweets disgusting leg bruise after blocked shot in playoffs (PHOTO)
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/sami-lepisto-blackhawks-tweets-disgusting-leg-bruise-blocked-212405523.html

Prominent blogger: 'I'm leaving the Internet for a year'  (I say, good luck w/ THAT shit...i love the internet)
http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/02/tech/web/paul-miller-quits-internet/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

The story of Obama and his first love:
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/2012/06/young-barack-obama-in-love-david-maraniss

'Oil Can' Boyd discusses drug use
http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story/_/id/7879759/dennis-oil-boyd-says-used-crack-entire-86-season
"Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd, who pitched eight of his 10 major league seasons with the Boston Red Sox, says he used crack cocaine every day of the 1986 season while with the Red Sox, including one day in Oakland when he smoked in the clubhouse before one of his starts and had the drug tucked in his cap while on the mound."

Sun burn,? New Jersey Mom Arrested for Allegedly Taking Daughter, 5, into Tanning Booth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSN0jXLkejU

Bad idea: Florida couple use SUV to tow grandkid in toy car
http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-toy-car-20120501,0,7137707.story

Should be a good collaboration- http://www.npr.org/2012/05/01/151685956/norah-jones-on-comfort-zones

Type in your 1st name: http://www.obtampons.ca/apology

Chargers Hall of Fame Linebacker Junior Seau Commits Suicide
http://www.boltsfromtheblue.com/2012/5/2/2994292/san-diego-chargers-patriots-lb-junior-seau-shooting-gunshots

DEA Ignored All My Cries: Student  (THIS IS REALLY FUCKED UP)
DEA issed an apology Daniel Chong on Wednesday
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/daniel-chong-ucsd-san-diego-dea-149758275.html

Eli Manning hosting SNL
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/eli-manning-is-hosting-snl-this-saturday-fingers-crossed-for-goes-down-in-flames/

Most Popular Sports Mascots
http://www.forbes.com/pictures/eddf45glmh/americas-favorite-sports-mascots/#gallerycontent