Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Lobster Bisque Farts

Papa John doesn’t want you to have health care, lives in 40K square foot home, 22 car garage, underpays his employees http://freakoutnation.com/2012/08/09/papa-john-doesnt-want-you-to-have-health-care-lives-in-40k-square-foot-home-22-car-garage-underpays-his-employees/

Fechter http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6298379

This is a crazy deal.  Good news for the Nats.  The Marlins are a fucked up organization. 
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/8629079/jose-reyes-josh-johnson-verge-being-traded-miami-marlins-toronto-blue-jays-sources-say

Burn After Petraeus
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/11/13/burn_after_reading_general_petraeus_affair_is_explained_by_the_coen_brothers.html

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 “A goodlookin horse is like a goodlookin woman, he said. They're always more trouble than what they're worth. What a man needs is just one that will get the job done.”

― Cormac McCarthy, All the Pretty Horses
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MTA Bus Driver FIGHTS STUDENT ON BUS IN BALTIMORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl33r28iE6o&feature=youtu.be

Key & Peele: A December to Remember
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5kwJ7eJSo

Mike Shanahan Filed A Police Report Over Cash Stolen From The Locker Room In Pittsburgh, Later Found It (He's ready to dip at any moment...)
http://deadspin.com/5960450/mike-shanahan-filed-a-police-report-over-cash-stolen-from-the-locker-room-in-pittsburgh-later-found-it

“If Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo,” the product would by Guy Fieri, said Bourdain, before musing on how the Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives chef will age. “How is Fieri de-douched? Does he turn down the flames on his sleeves sloooowly?” http://houston.culturemap.com/newsdetail/11-12-12-10-05-anthony-bourdain-rips-guy-fieri-alan-richman-and-travel-channel-in-houston-appearance-with-eric-ripert/

Blind-Drunk Commuter Tries Desperately to Descend an Ascending Subway Escalator While Ignoring All Attempts to Be Set Straight
http://gawker.com/5960474/blind+drunk-commuter-tries-desperately-to-descend-an-ascending-subway-escalator-while-ignoring-all-attempts-to-be-set-straight

Former NFL player arrested on suspicion of assaulting Hope Solo day before wedding, police say
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2012/11/13/former-seahawks-tight-end-jerramy-stevens-appears-in-court-after-assault-arrest/#ixzz2CELi4QUL

pranksters make USC F-Bomb itself: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/14/ucla-lights-up-usc-with-f-bomb-in-student-rivalry/

Uber preys on blood of Sandy Victims
http://gothamist.com/2012/11/04/uber.php

Here’s Rasheed Wallace Yelling “Yeah, AFLAC!” After A Missed Free Throw
http://deadspin.com/5960351/heres-rasheed-wallace-yelling-yeah-aflac-after-a-missed-free-throw

The Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
http://deadspin.com/5959212/the-haters-guide-to-the-williams+sonoma-catalog

IDF Pinpoint Strike on Ahmed Jabari, Head of Hamas Military Wing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P6U2ZQ0EhN4

Patton Oswalt's stand up all day. Fucking hilarious.
Hour long set - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=7DkfbgA8224&NR=1
Part 1 of 7 part set - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnflT0t7wtw

Gorilla Throws Poop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvrvyKhpV0

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Long-Range Bicycle Kick Goal Is A Truly Astounding Athletic Feat
http://deadspin.com/5960659/zlatan-ibrahimovics-long+range-bicycle-kick-goal-is-a-truly-astounding-athletic-feat

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