I needed a poop/colon C-section today...

DeAndre Jordan's Monstrous Dunk Advertisement

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=9038794&categoryid=2378529

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shilly-shally \SHIL-ee-shal-ee\, verb:

1. to show indecision or hesitation; be irresolute; vacillate.
2. to waste time; dawdle.

noun:
1. irresolution; indecision; vacillation: It was sheer shilly-shally on his part.
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Mexico vs Canada Brawl Fight World Baseball Classic 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpKHLgLtgTU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Professor, the Bikini Model and the Suitcase Full of Trouble
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/magazine/the-professor-the-bikini-model-and-the-suitcase-full-of-trouble.html

Juicy Steak is good for your health and your wife's ever-increasing sagging tits
http://www.businessinsider.com/steak-is-good-for-you-2013-3

2,800 pigs dumped in Shanghai river raises concern
http://news.yahoo.com/2-800-pigs-dumped-shanghai-142652367.html

The most hated college Bball players of the last 30 years
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9038798/a-tournament-determine-most-hated-college-basketball-players-last-30-years

Basketball-Ex-NBA player banned in Philippines for "choking" team mate
http://news.yahoo.com/basketball-ex-nba-player-banned-philippines-choking-team-130619646--nba.html

Child bridegroom: Eight-year-old boy marries 61-year-old woman after 'dead ancestors told him to tie the knot'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291324/Child-bridegroom-Eight-year-old-boy-marries-61-year-old-woman-dead-ancestors-told-tie-knot.html

New sick steakhouse in Brooklyn
http://nymag.com/listings/restaurant/st-anselm/

world's richest soccer players
http://news.sky.com/story/1062882/david-beckham-tops-richest-footballers-list

Starwars/Darth Vadar, Bagpipes, Unicycle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LdjY6oy4Y2c

Someone Put A Yankees Uniform On Al Roker And Now He Looks Like A Giant Baby
http://deadspin.com/someone-put-a-yankees-uniform-on-al-roker-and-now-he-lo-452291011

This Brooklyn Simpsons Club Will Screen Every Simpsons Episode Ever
http://gothamist.com/2013/03/11/this_simpsons_club_will_screen_ever.php

Ex-boyfriend who accused tennis champion Jennifer Capriati of assault says 'she stalked him for a year'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291052/Jennifer-Capriati-Ex-boyfriend-Ivan-Brannan-accused-tennis-champion-assault-says-stalked-him.html

This weatherman loves Boobies (Booby blooper)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0VOpi-wb8yY#

This Point-Of-View Footage Of A Falling Ice Climber Will Make You Glad You Don't Ice Climb
http://deadspin.com/this-point-of-view-footage-of-a-falling-ice-climber-wil-452320136

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene (comedy skit)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f8fab67257/rachel-bilson-s-deleted-sex-scene?rel=by_user

DeAndre Jordan's "Killer" alley-oop (Funny animated GIF)
http://deadspin.com/here-is-the-deandre-jordan-murders-brandon-knight-gif-t-452350528

Tribute to: Da Rat Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v22cQo26i38

Drive-by shooting .5 miles from my house (irrelevant to most of BroBlast)
http://wtop.com/109/3246589/Police-release-video-of-drive-by-shooting

Baby Moose (panty melter)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/important-psa-baby-moose-are-insanely-precious

World's longest legs + world's shortest man = sick upskirt - http://wtop.com/41/3246889/Shes-Got-Legs
Be sure to watch the video.