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Soccer Moms and Pussywillows are ruining this country
http://www.businessinsider.com/laraine-cook-high-school-coach-fired-over-facebook-photo-2013-11

Manfred Rommel, Son of German Field Marshal, Dies at 84 (crazy story)
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/11/world/europe/manfred-rommel-son-of-german-field-marshal-dies-at-84.html

The Beatles - Your Mother Should Know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_68prpJK0

I'm pretty sure this makes me angry, but i'm an old surly coot...
http://www.salon.com/2013/11/12/the_craziest_okcupid_date_ever/

20 Normal Things Simpsons Fans Can't Hear Without Laughing
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6936892/20-normal-things-simpsons-fans-cant-hear-without-laughing

Your Vagina Isn't Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It's Also Too Brown
http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

How to interact w/ introverts: http://themetapicture.com/how-to-interact-with-the-introverted/

Angelika Film Center plans to open at Union Market in 2015
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/angelika-film-center-plans-to-open-near-union-market-in-2015/2013/11/11/aba16694-4b0f-11e3-9890-a1e0997fb0c0_story.html

Touch screens help monkeys relax
http://pandodaily.com/2013/11/12/touch-screens-help-monkeys-relax/

Golf porn
http://www.businessinsider.com/european-tour-dubai-atlantis-hotel-challenge-video-2013-11

Unit 4 Plus 2 - Concrete & Clay [1965] (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ougF5Q78tyo

Wichita State Old Ladies Pounding Rockstar Energy Drink - See more at: http://www.ridethepine.com/gif/wichita-state-old-ladies-rockstar-energy-drink/

Chiefs' Dwayne Bowe arrested
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9965451/dwayne-bowe-kansas-city-chiefs-arrested-speeding-marijuana

Fucking Russian Ice-Kart racing looks like fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DUCbVFW_0UA

"Medical Rape"
Man Seeks Millions After N.M. Police Force Colonoscopy in Drug Search
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/11/05/man-seeks-millions-after-nm-police-force-colonoscopy-in-drug-search

its official... New York is taller than Chicago:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/13/nyregion/one-world-trade-center-is-ruled-tallest-building-in-us.html?hp

New drug would let people get drunk without health risks, scientist says
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/new-drug-people-drunk-health-risks-scientist-article-1.1513059#ixzz2kQjO5ngX