Sally Swallows Spermcells by the Seashore

Big time Nicki Minaj LOLZ: http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ff_1536.jpg

Adorable doggy vine, panty melter: https://vine.co/v/O7E2TMi51qj

NSFW - Best plane ride ever... http://gfycat.com/FortunateScaryKagu

NSFW - Juicy yams - http://i.imgur.com/ENmcbFv.gif

NSFW - I could do this for days... http://i.imgur.com/6GJEc1C.gif

This guy will make you feel like a piece of shit for not having the balls to nationalize healthcare
http://news.sky.com/story/1341399/mps-sob-at-keep-your-mitts-off-my-nhs-speech

LOLZ: Dog poops mid competition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Y7xEwm6n4

Fuck Buzzfeed, but i agree w/ most of these...
www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/things-that-will-irritate-you-more-than-they-should

Latino Hunger games, LOLZ:
https://vine.co/v/M53KVdxhgKz

Sushi for lunch?
http://www.khou.com/story/news/health/2014/09/24/man-riddled-with-tapeworms-after-eating-contaminated-sushi/16182885/

Mayor DeBlasio: Groundhog Murderer: http://nypost.com/2014/09/25/groundhog-dropped-by-de-blasio-died-of-internal-injuries/

Eric Holder is stepping down:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/09/25/351363171/eric-holder-to-step-down-as-attorney-general
I don't know enough about all his policies, but I can say I applaud his efforts to peel back the mandatory minimums on drug sentences and decisino to not thunderfuck CO's and WA's legalization of weed.

Fox News Host Calls Female Fighter Pilot 'Boobs on the Ground'
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/09/fox-news-boobs-on-the-ground.html

True Detective cast update - http://www.vulture.com/2014/09/rachel-mcadams-tayor-kitsch-reportedly-join-true-detective.html

B Simmons suspended for 3 weeks - http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/11586403/espn-suspends-bill-simmons-3-weeks-nfl-comments