A seek a squirrely fellow

Floyd Mayweather could earn as much as $180 million to face Pacman, promoter says
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/boxing/floyd-mayweather-could-earn-as-much-as--180-million-to-face-pacman--promoter-says-201538929.html

Ferrari paid Sebastien Vettel a 3 yr. $240 MILLION contract just to race F1 cars? Good lord, I know F1 is pretty big in Europe but didn't think it was THAT big.
Here's his Wiki, he's only 27: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_Vettel

Dancing Fat Baby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Xjwg4cSRI

In Shadow Of The Colossus, you bond with giants before you slay them
http://www.avclub.com/article/shadow-colossus-you-bond-giants-you-slay-them-216997

Fat Dancing Baby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Xjwg4cSRI

Randy Johnson Killing a Bird Gets the 'Duck Hunt' Treatment
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2408193-randy-johnson-killing-a-bird-gets-the-dunk-hunt-treatment

New 13-inch MacBookPro - http://store.apple.com/us/buy-mac/macbook-pro
MacBookPro riddled with Staingate controversy - http://www.forbes.com/sites/amitchowdhry/2015/03/23/staingate/
and http://www.staingate.org/

Aaron Hernandez is basically Robert Durst without dismembering a body
http://deadspin.com/aaron-hernandez-is-an-idiot-but-he-still-might-get-awa-1692206981

Semi-NSFW - Tits out for the boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsBBudTsWRQ&feature=youtu.be

Cameron Diaz Sex Scene Open Legs Ferrari  The Counselor HD: https://youtu.be/E5WGljAa8MA

Mix Of LCD Soundsystem and Miles Davis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWgxoV48Yw

NSFW - Beautiful - http://i.imgur.com/7iSaLty.jpg

NSFW - Heavy Chocolate Hangers - http://i.imgur.com/yecni8J.jpg

NSFW - Big ole jigglies for ya - http://i.imgur.com/Tmm6AgM.gifv

NSFW - Ariana Marie being plum adorable - https://gfycat.com/HarshCharmingGreatwhiteshark

NSFW - country girl cutie - http://i.imgur.com/sAdkOVC.jpg

NSFW - Redhead on/off - http://i.imgur.com/9axqlyh.jpg

George Brett shits his pants twice a year.
http://youtu.be/PseNrUeSmXk

The delivery drone that the FAA just gave Amazon the green light to conduct testing on is already obsolete - http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/24/8283565/amazon-prime-air-delivery-drone-faa-regulations

DC Representative Eleanor Holmes Norton demonstrates the worst parking job ever:
http://hoh.rollcall.com/congresswoman-demonstrates-worst-parking-job-ever-video/

For Economy bros - 26-year-old graduate student at MIT makes "the most serious and substantive critique that Mr Piketty's work has yet faced"
 http://www.economist.com/blogs/freeexchange/2015/03/wealth-inequality?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/ed/nimbysinthetwentyfirstcentury

Airport Codes Explained: http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2015/03/airport_abbreviations_how_los_angeles_became_lax_and_dulles_iad.html

Lobster and pork belly sandwich:
http://instagram.com/p/0qUC6qCqUZ/

Mt. Everest is covered in SHIT:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/03/decades-of-human-waste-have-made-mount-everest-a-fecal-time-bomb/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_1_na

So the pilot intentionally crashed the plane, fucking crazy - http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/27/world/europe/germanwings-crash.html
Here's the only other intentional commercial pilot crashing I could find - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EgyptAir_Flight_990

Jnco jeans are making a come back... hopefully they don't though - http://www.racked.com/2015/3/25/8285157/jnco-jeans

Cool Guy From Middle School Still Sporting Phat Pair Of JNCOs
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-guy-from-middle-school-still-sporting-phat-pa,34730/

80's era Cuban punk rockers injected themselves with HIV in order to be exiled in Cuba to avoid the Castro regime... so fucking punk rock - http://www.radiolab.org/story/los-frikis/

Debunking the myth of the job-stealing immigrant - http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/29/magazine/debunking-the-myth-of-the-job-stealing-immigrant.html

Scientists in Sri Lanka have discovered simple way to cook rice that dramatically cuts calories - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/25/scientists-have-figured-out-a-simple-way-to-cook-rice-that-dramatically-cuts-the-calories/

I enjoyed these https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Camille_Paglia Same chick that was blasted a while back, "feminist defending masculine values."
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
"Let's get rid of Infirmary Feminism, with its bedlam of bellyachers, anorexics, bulimics, depressives, rape victims, and incest survivors. Feminism has become a catch-all vegetable drawer where bunches of clingy sob sisters can store their moldy neuroses."
"Sexual freedom, sexual liberation. A modern delusion. We are hierarchical animals. Sweep one hierarchy away, and another will take its place, perhaps less palatable than the first."
"Every man harbors an inner female territory ruled by his mother, from whom he can never entirely break free."

Rare Albino Tapir Spotted In Brazilian Rainforest
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/extremely-rare-albino-tapir-spotted-brazilian-rainforest

JG Melon expansion - http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/03/jg-melon-expansion-details.html

The CEO girl graduated in 2006 from Harvard and then went to HBS.  We were probably pulling our puds looking at NSFW emails while she was raising $28M in VC money.  God damn it.
http://blogs.wsj.com/totalreturn/2015/03/25/northwestern-mutual-is-buying-online-advice-provider-learnvest/

I love when Jimmy Kimmel does this skit, people are so full of shit.  The one from sxsw last week was hilarious too
http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/ncaa-tournament-jimmy-kimmel-lie-witness-news-032615

this is good stuff.  some spoilers if you haven't finished all the GOT books. 
All The Game Of Thrones Fan Theories You Absolutely Need To Know http://io9.com/all-the-game-of-thrones-fan-theories-you-absolutely-nee-1629544319/+marchman

Dean Smith Used His Will To Buy Every One Of His Lettermen A Nice Dinner
http://deadspin.com/dean-smith-used-his-will-to-buy-every-one-of-his-letter-1693871133

Tom Hanks Just Recreated All Of His Movies In A Single Take. And It's Awesome
http://www.liftable.com/ryantofil/tom-hanks-recreated-his-movies-in-a-single-take-awesome/

Gargoyles: The Movie is Coming in 2017
http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/668889-gargoyles-the-movie-is-coming-in-2017#/slide/1

More on women by Camille Paglia
Women have been discouraged from genres such as sculpture that require studio training or expensive materials. But in philosophy, mathematics, and poetry, the only materials are pen and paper. Male conspiracy cannot explain all female failures. I am convinced that, even without restrictions, there still would have been no female Pascal, Milton, or Kant. Genius is not checked by social obstacles: it will overcome. Men's egotism, so disgusting in the talentless, is the source of their greatness as a sex. [...] Even now, with all vocations open, I marvel at the rarity of the woman driven by artistic or intellectual obsession, that self-mutilating derangement of social relationship which, in its alternate forms of crime and ideation, is the disgrace and glory of the human species.
 - Camille Paglia




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