Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Donald Trump's Pube Toupee

Lolz - "Fuck That A Guided Meditation"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCY-JDyGL1c&feature=youtu.be

NSFW - Notre Dame Babe
http://i.imgur.com/LUzIZm4.jpg

Human domination of the biosphere: Rapid discharge of the earth-space battery foretells the future of humankind - http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2015/07/14/1508353112.abstract

The Really Big One: An earthquake will destroy a sizable portion of the coastal Northwest. The question is when. -- http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

New Key & Peele Skit Lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ&app=desktop

Futbol lolz -
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/highlight/young-fan-runs-on-pitch-to-take-wigans-corner-kick
and
http://screamer.deadspin.com/trinidad-and-tobago-tie-mexico-with-last-second-corner-1718139507


Paul Pierce Lolz - http://i.imgur.com/imI3sr1.jpg

Drones Shooting Guns, do it yourself!
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZCnkm0g

How F. Scott Fitzgerald Found Eternal Peace in Rockville, MD
http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/history/how-f-scott-fitzgerald-found-eternal-peace-in-rockville.php

Caitlyn Jenner's Reps Demanded ESPY Award In Exchange For Diane Sawyer Interview
http://www.x17online.com/2015/07/caitlyn_jenner_reps_demanded_espy_award_exchange_diane_sawyer_interview_071615

How much does $100 get you? In DC, $100 only gets you $85 worth of stuff. - http://www.citylab.com/work/2015/07/what-100-is-worth-in-cities-across-the-us/398564/

'Trump Your Cat' Is One Of The Funniest Things To Happen To Social Media
http://www.inquisitr.com/2254410/trump-your-cat-is-one-of-the-funniest-things-to-happen-to-social-media/



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Commissioner's Editorial Section:

i just realized a great single bro hollering statistic that will increase your % chance of getting the girl's # or hooking up even before you actually talk to her.  Peep these three factors in combination with each other:

1. If you go out on a Friday, the girls that are out that night REALLY want to be out.  The girls that worked all week and are on the fence will opt for couch, sweatpants, wine, Netflix...  The chicks that had a rough week and STILL went out on Friday really want it... this translates to them being more open to being horny with you.

2. If it is raining on a Friday night, the girls that are out REALLY REALLY want to be out. The allure of couch/wine/netflix is only magnified when it's raining out... those chicks that braved their hair getting messed up and dealing with umbrellas want to be banged pretty damn hard...they'z out and about and super horny.

3. If you go out on a Friday AND it's raining AND the girl is wearing white jeans/white shorts... then you know she REALLY REALLY wants to be out AND she is NOT on her period. No sane woman will wear white pants/shorts during that time of the month.  She's definitely horny and def. trying to get banged that night.


if you hit all three of these factors then you're already entering the conversation with a 65% success rate... just don't fuck up.  Easy Peasy Japaneasy!

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