Jizz Particles

BASE Jumper Attaches Parachute to Skin, Jumps off Cliff
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2540070-base-jumper-attaches-parachute-to-skin-jumps-off-cliff

Hackers stealing data on iOS via major security flaw
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/06/masque-attack-hackers-using-a-major-ios-security-flaw-to-steal-data.html

ESPN Has Lice - http://deadspin.com/espn-has-lice-1722482415

DeSean Jackson Stopped By Blocking Sled - http://deadspin.com/desean-jackson-stopped-by-blocking-sled-1722469855

Batter Hits Home Run on Backward Swing - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2541514-batter-hits-home-run-on-backward-swing

This Girl Did Some Salad Tossing In A Bathroom Because She Lost A Bet, Then These Guys Wound Up In Jail - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/video-voyeurism-crime-louisiana-salad-tossing/

Duck Spring Break.  Ducks gone wild. - https://vine.co/v/hd1Vgh17hTl

Florida 911 Dispatcher, 40, Accused Of Having Sex With 11-Year-Old Boy She Called Her 'Soulmate' - http://crimefeed.com/2015/08/911-dispatcher-and-mom-of-two-accused-of-having-sex-with-11-year-old-boy-she-called-her-soulmate/

Hold my beer while I go for a walk.
https://twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/629767519969144832

Australian man involved in a shark attack beats shark to death with his own severed leg
http://www.thestatelyharold.com/?_escaped_fragment_=Australian-man-involved-in-a-shark-attack-beats-shark-to-death-with-his-own-severed-leg%2Fcmbz%2F55c2798e0cf22830f5f5850a

NSFW - Hard wine, hard abs - https://i.imgur.com/r83h0Mr.jpg

Zach LaVine wins dunk contests for life
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/zach-lavine-seattle-proam-2015-video/269802

Astro Doughnuts & Fried Chicken coming to Falls Church - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/bestbites/food-restaurant-news/astro-doughnuts-readies-to-open-in-falls-church.php#.VcEqlI2QeuI.facebook

All of Lay's new Potato chip flavors: http://wjbf.com/2015/08/05/lays-releases-new-potato-chip-flavors-which-is-your-favorite/

Beethoven's (Synthesized) 9th - 4th Movement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4iWC0BKCmk&feature=youtu.be

The Mother Of All GTA V Crashes
http://kotaku.com/the-mother-of-all-gta-v-crashes-1723024794

Take A Sunset Cruise With Mac DeMarco
http://www.npr.org/event/music/431009497/take-a-sunset-cruise-with-mac-demarco

Semi-NSFW - LOLZ GIF - hahaha, Butt Rape Ninja
http://i.imgur.com/2fo8RpM.gif

Adorbz toddler earns his taekwondo belt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZLN9AzxVa8

NBC re-ups EPL deal - http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/11/sports/soccer/nbc-retains-rights-to-premier-league-in-six-year-deal.html

The way you pay for your iPhone is about to change.
http://www.techinsider.io/how-much-the-iphone-really-costs-2015-8

Programming Note. The 2 hour documentary "I am Chris Farley" is on at 9pm tonight on Spike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aofacg_Gy0E

Krull Wedding Promotion: http://www.themovingarts.com/%E2%80%9Ckrull%E2%80%9D-weddings-the-awkward-teenage-years-of-movie-marketing/

NYPD Union Encourages Cops to Spend Free Time Photographing Homeless People
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08/nypd-union-tells-cops-to-photograph-homeless.html

23 Ridiculously Offensive Donald Trump Quotes
http://presidential-candidates.insidegov.com/stories/5187/23-ridiculously-offensive-donald-trump-quotes

Tesla made electronic danger noodles that find and charge their cars automagically
http://imgur.com/gallery/NuBuXm5

Colbert made Stewart cry on the final farewell, I'll miss Jon
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/colbert-brings-jon-stewart-to-tears-with-correspondents-1722632498

A Flock Of Flaccos - http://deadspin.com/a-flock-of-flaccos-1722572130

Great, quick article on the Republican debate - http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/08/07/us/politics/republican-candidates-debate.html?_r=0

"Pujols is retarded"-LULZ
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/i-cant-stop-laughing-at-gary-thorne-calling-albert-pujols-retarded/

 how Philly made Billy Joel
http://www.phillymag.com/ticket/2015/08/09/how-philadelphia-created-billy-joel/

Cyclist Going A Million Miles Per Hour T-Bones A Car And Wipes Out Big Time
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/cyclist-going-a-million-miles-per-hour-t-bones-a-car-and-wipes-out-big-time/




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