There is a DATAWATCH fob* that you have to swipe every time you enter the lobby of my building. It's easy for me (and most guys) cuz it just dangles from our little belt clip-elastic-pully thing and we swipe in. It takes 2 seconds tops. The thing is, everybody has to do it for security reasons, even if you're all coworkers going to the same office. So if it's at a certain time in the morning or after lunch it can create a little bottle-neck of folks needing to swipe (only 1 place to swipe). Well, there is always one woman who just suddenly remembers that you have to do this right as she gets up to the swipey thing, and then guess what... she has to dig through her gigantic mess of a purse to find her fob card, i've stood there for like 4-5 minutes before, which seems like an eternity. I know it doesn't sound like a lot of time, but the fact is that you know you have to do this, you just had your entire fucking commute to get that card ready or put it in a handy place, and still this thought does not occur to you until you're standing in front of the thing and there is a queue of people behind you... some people...i tell ya....
End-Rant.
*A key fob is a type of security token. It is a small hardware device with built-in authentication mechanisms. Just as the keys held on an ordinary real-world key chain or fob control access to the owner's home or car, the mechanisms in the key fob control access to network services and information.
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https://vimeo.com/143119333
NSFW - Beach Jiggle
http://i.imgur.com/1zOzf0m.gif
convive
noun
1. an eating or drinking companion; fellow diner or drinker.
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A mug of foaming hafanaf (so a certain sort of beer is called) was placed by the side of most of the convives.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/22/t-magazine/denmark-faroe-islands-travel.html?_r=0
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http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/10/23/9603120/desean-jackson-gang-home-invaded-eagles-redskins-washington-los-angeles
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Squishin baby face -Asian - https://www.facebook.com/PhoTeam/videos/503155663215308/
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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/30/lawsuit-your-candy-bar-was-made-by-child-slaves.html
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Weird video from Chipotle...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4RtVQJVPhQ
This Dog Was Wearing A GoPro When A Pack Of Wolves Attacked Her
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/dog-wearing-gopro-pack-of-wolves-attacked/
Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom
http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/
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