BroBlast: March 2015

Friday, March 27, 2015

Chubby Asian Babes for all my Homies

ODESZA - It's Only (feat. Zyra) (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPqTCrm61-I

Hippie Hippie Hourrah // Jacques Dutronc (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7atyxFRpg
Here's the video: https://youtu.be/G_WbvOGZUAE

The 'magic bunny' more rare than the panda (Pika)
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-32071195

Weed Seed Shares in DC this Saturday
http://www.popville.com/2015/03/about-those-massive-lines-on-18th-street-in-adams-morgan/

What good chicken will do to you
http://imgur.com/gallery/egI4DJR

hahaha, awesome scene from some amazing Bollywood film (Lolz)
http://i.imgur.com/BgrgQT8.gifv

NSFW - Wonky eye, hot toddies
http://i.imgur.com/D4oI5U4.jpg

NSFW - Two BFF's showering together and talking about how much they love wine, sweatpants, and netflix - http://i.imgur.com/fIn7D35.jpg

NSFW - If Spiderman had tits, they'd be this AMAZING
http://i.imgur.com/BvWSRPK.jpg

NSFW - Yams that will make you marry her sans pre-nup
http://i.imgur.com/PwRWW2g.jpg

NSFW - cutie in glasses - http://i.imgur.com/peckScz.jpg
NSFW - Full Album of cutie in glasses - http://imgur.com/a/ZH389

NSFW - Stacey Poole's got heavy hangers
http://i.imgur.com/3LEbwkl.jpg

NSFW - This real senorita needs a new camera
http://imgur.com/a/hjcr9

NSFW - isn' t this how everyone washed their forearms? (LOLZ + NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/dTd4KIU.gifv

NSFW - not full nude, but somehow ridiculously hot
http://i.imgur.com/auOcH7e.jpg

NSFW - This might very well be the most adorable VAJ i've ever seen
http://i.imgur.com/Nd0grVc.gif

NSFW - This chicken is the shyte!
https://gfycat.com/AdmiredImpressionableAmericanquarterhorse

A pretty funny web series with the guy from silicon valley. Worth watching the six episodes.
The Morning After - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yLeqRbwU2A

The Story Behind An Accidental Bachelor Party Guest: A groom who accidentally emailed a random man about his bachelor party instead of his friend ended up asking that man to come to the party anyway. http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/video/11282278-the-story-behind-an-accidental-bachelor-party-guest/

Monsanto Lackey Refuses Glyphosate Beverage
https://youtu.be/CB4p-5Fhd30

Next time a chicken-head comes hollering at you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZaJYDPY-YQ

New Report Says DEA Agents Held Sex Parties with Prostitutes Paid for by Colombian Drug Cartels - http://www.vice.com/read/new-report-says-dea-agents-held-sex-parties-with-prostitutes-paid-for-by-colombian-drug-cartels-326

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A seek a squirrely fellow

Floyd Mayweather could earn as much as $180 million to face Pacman, promoter says
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/boxing/floyd-mayweather-could-earn-as-much-as--180-million-to-face-pacman--promoter-says-201538929.html

Ferrari paid Sebastien Vettel a 3 yr. $240 MILLION contract just to race F1 cars? Good lord, I know F1 is pretty big in Europe but didn't think it was THAT big.
Here's his Wiki, he's only 27: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_Vettel

Dancing Fat Baby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Xjwg4cSRI

In Shadow Of The Colossus, you bond with giants before you slay them
http://www.avclub.com/article/shadow-colossus-you-bond-giants-you-slay-them-216997

Fat Dancing Baby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Xjwg4cSRI

Randy Johnson Killing a Bird Gets the 'Duck Hunt' Treatment
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2408193-randy-johnson-killing-a-bird-gets-the-dunk-hunt-treatment

New 13-inch MacBookPro - http://store.apple.com/us/buy-mac/macbook-pro
MacBookPro riddled with Staingate controversy - http://www.forbes.com/sites/amitchowdhry/2015/03/23/staingate/
and http://www.staingate.org/

Aaron Hernandez is basically Robert Durst without dismembering a body
http://deadspin.com/aaron-hernandez-is-an-idiot-but-he-still-might-get-awa-1692206981

Semi-NSFW - Tits out for the boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsBBudTsWRQ&feature=youtu.be

Cameron Diaz Sex Scene Open Legs Ferrari The Counselor HD: https://youtu.be/E5WGljAa8MA

Mix Of LCD Soundsystem and Miles Davis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWgxoV48Yw

NSFW - Beautiful - http://i.imgur.com/7iSaLty.jpg

NSFW - Heavy Chocolate Hangers - http://i.imgur.com/yecni8J.jpg

NSFW - Big ole jigglies for ya - http://i.imgur.com/Tmm6AgM.gifv

NSFW - Ariana Marie being plum adorable - https://gfycat.com/HarshCharmingGreatwhiteshark

NSFW - country girl cutie - http://i.imgur.com/sAdkOVC.jpg

NSFW - Redhead on/off - http://i.imgur.com/9axqlyh.jpg

George Brett shits his pants twice a year.
http://youtu.be/PseNrUeSmXk

The delivery drone that the FAA just gave Amazon the green light to conduct testing on is already obsolete - http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/24/8283565/amazon-prime-air-delivery-drone-faa-regulations

DC Representative Eleanor Holmes Norton demonstrates the worst parking job ever:
http://hoh.rollcall.com/congresswoman-demonstrates-worst-parking-job-ever-video/

For Economy bros - 26-year-old graduate student at MIT makes "the most serious and substantive critique that Mr Piketty's work has yet faced"
http://www.economist.com/blogs/freeexchange/2015/03/wealth-inequality?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/ed/nimbysinthetwentyfirstcentury

Airport Codes Explained: http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2015/03/airport_abbreviations_how_los_angeles_became_lax_and_dulles_iad.html

Lobster and pork belly sandwich:
http://instagram.com/p/0qUC6qCqUZ/

Mt. Everest is covered in SHIT:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/03/decades-of-human-waste-have-made-mount-everest-a-fecal-time-bomb/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_1_na

So the pilot intentionally crashed the plane, fucking crazy - http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/27/world/europe/germanwings-crash.html
Here's the only other intentional commercial pilot crashing I could find - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EgyptAir_Flight_990

Jnco jeans are making a come back... hopefully they don't though - http://www.racked.com/2015/3/25/8285157/jnco-jeans

Cool Guy From Middle School Still Sporting Phat Pair Of JNCOs
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-guy-from-middle-school-still-sporting-phat-pa,34730/

80's era Cuban punk rockers injected themselves with HIV in order to be exiled in Cuba to avoid the Castro regime... so fucking punk rock - http://www.radiolab.org/story/los-frikis/

Debunking the myth of the job-stealing immigrant - http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/29/magazine/debunking-the-myth-of-the-job-stealing-immigrant.html

Scientists in Sri Lanka have discovered simple way to cook rice that dramatically cuts calories - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/25/scientists-have-figured-out-a-simple-way-to-cook-rice-that-dramatically-cuts-the-calories/

I enjoyed these https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Camille_Paglia Same chick that was blasted a while back, "feminist defending masculine values."
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
"Let's get rid of Infirmary Feminism, with its bedlam of bellyachers, anorexics, bulimics, depressives, rape victims, and incest survivors. Feminism has become a catch-all vegetable drawer where bunches of clingy sob sisters can store their moldy neuroses."
"Sexual freedom, sexual liberation. A modern delusion. We are hierarchical animals. Sweep one hierarchy away, and another will take its place, perhaps less palatable than the first."
"Every man harbors an inner female territory ruled by his mother, from whom he can never entirely break free."

Rare Albino Tapir Spotted In Brazilian Rainforest
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/extremely-rare-albino-tapir-spotted-brazilian-rainforest

JG Melon expansion - http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/03/jg-melon-expansion-details.html

The CEO girl graduated in 2006 from Harvard and then went to HBS. We were probably pulling our puds looking at NSFW emails while she was raising $28M in VC money. God damn it.
http://blogs.wsj.com/totalreturn/2015/03/25/northwestern-mutual-is-buying-online-advice-provider-learnvest/

I love when Jimmy Kimmel does this skit, people are so full of shit. The one from sxsw last week was hilarious too
http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/ncaa-tournament-jimmy-kimmel-lie-witness-news-032615

this is good stuff. some spoilers if you haven't finished all the GOT books.
All The Game Of Thrones Fan Theories You Absolutely Need To Know http://io9.com/all-the-game-of-thrones-fan-theories-you-absolutely-nee-1629544319/+marchman

Dean Smith Used His Will To Buy Every One Of His Lettermen A Nice Dinner
http://deadspin.com/dean-smith-used-his-will-to-buy-every-one-of-his-letter-1693871133

Tom Hanks Just Recreated All Of His Movies In A Single Take. And It's Awesome
http://www.liftable.com/ryantofil/tom-hanks-recreated-his-movies-in-a-single-take-awesome/

Gargoyles: The Movie is Coming in 2017
http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/668889-gargoyles-the-movie-is-coming-in-2017#/slide/1

More on women by Camille Paglia
Women have been discouraged from genres such as sculpture that require studio training or expensive materials. But in philosophy, mathematics, and poetry, the only materials are pen and paper. Male conspiracy cannot explain all female failures. I am convinced that, even without restrictions, there still would have been no female Pascal, Milton, or Kant. Genius is not checked by social obstacles: it will overcome. Men's egotism, so disgusting in the talentless, is the source of their greatness as a sex. [...] Even now, with all vocations open, I marvel at the rarity of the woman driven by artistic or intellectual obsession, that self-mutilating derangement of social relationship which, in its alternate forms of crime and ideation, is the disgrace and glory of the human species.
- Camille Paglia

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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Luke Warm Fluids for my Friends

Fellow BroBlast member is starting a nonprofit in the Boston area, donate if you can. It's also tax deductible. https://www.crowdrise.com/startingblocnonprofit/fundraiser/aminganjalizadeh
(contributions of $50 or more will get you free entry to our Launch Party this summer.)

Tony Robbin's 7 step program to financial freedom... i dunno, Slick Willy listens to him...
http://www.amazon.com/MONEY-Master-Game-Financial-Freedom-ebook/dp/B00MZAIU4G
http://www.charlierose.com/watch/60528287

Panty Melter - Fritz the Golden Retriever is Terrible at Catching Food
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=554_1427122292

NSFW - Quick flash for dat ash
http://i.imgur.com/1JYzDLH.gif

NSFW - Wiggle Jiggle in the Shower. Heavy Hangers.
http://i.imgur.com/nd5ib9w.gif

A site where you put in a link with any sound file (soundcloud, youtube, etc.) and it will donwload it. - http://streampocket.com/

NBC Censors Nixed At Least Two Politically Incorrect 'Seinfeld' Episodes
http://uproxx.it/1FR6GFS

Semi-NSFW - Here's A Picture Of Chloë Sevigny Wearing Nothing But A Robe And Lobster Thong - http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/sevigny-lobster/

Woman arrested at Gatwick Airport after 'stripping off on British Airways flight and exposing herself'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3004112/Woman-arrested-allegedly-stripping-BA-flight-performing-solo-sex-act.html

New Mission Impossible
http://www.vulture.com/2015/03/desperation-time-in-the-full-mi5-trailer.html

Liquid nitrogen pool party poisons 9 | Jägermeister pool Party
http://marketingshmarketing.net/post/114303043716/jagermeister-sponsors-a-pool-party-turns-the

Meet Our Man in Tehran
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/25/world/middleeast/iran-meet-our-man-in-tehran.html?_r=0

New fantastic Weather website: http://www.weatherfrom.com/r

The Ant Watch: http://analogwatchco.com/ant-watch/

Rey Mysterio, Jr. dropkicked a dude in the neck and killed him in Mexico - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtNWjKqeK9w

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Monday, March 23, 2015

Bury dat D in a tub of mint gelato

Jhené Aiko's Meat-Flaps

NSFW - 9.5 pumps of glory
http://gfycat.com/NeedyNaughtyChinesecrocodilelizard

NSFW - had a nightmare? no worries, snuggle this
http://i.imgur.com/BZYEInb.jpg

Darth64 .. My portable N64 Handheld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66gd9CKCWAU

BBC Batman - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCjXtgtsNTg

Kid is just trying to get into a bar and they beat the shit out of him at UVA.
http://photographyisnotacrime.com/blog/2015/03/virginia-cops-brutalize-and-abuse-student-for-trying-to-enter-bar-with-fake-id/

US oil graphics http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-oil-rigs/

How The Execution Of A Convicted Killer Inspired One Of The Most Famous Advertising Slogans Of All Time - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/famous-slogan-killer-nike/

Hubble's Greatest Hits: Pictures from the space telescope have dazzled us for 25 years. Now, Hubble's lead imaging scientist picks his favorite celestial views.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/03/150316-50-great-images-from-the-hubble-space-telescope/

Falsely Attributed: Famous quotes and the people who didn't say them.
http://laphamsquarterly.org/swindle-fraud/charts-graphs/falsely-attributed

FIFA approves winter World Cup for Qatar in 2022, sets final for Dec. 18
http://www.espnfc.us/fifa-world-cup/story/2356570/fifa-executive-committee-approves-2022-world-cup-final-on-december-18-report

Will Ferrel as Little Debbie - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rev7S3lC8

This article has some interesting Japanese words with complex meanings - http://thelongandshort.org/issues/season-three/turning-japanese-coping-with-stagnation.html
Ganbaru - To slog on tenaciously through tough times: a term highlighting Japan's sense of pragmatism and perseverance
Jishuku - To restrain yourself according to others' needs: a common phrase and ideal in Japanese culture
Soushoku danshi - The grass-feeding or herbivore men: Japanese men who avoid all competition in any arena
Sekkusu shinai shōkōgun - Celibacy syndrome: Japanese women and men are tagged as 'sexless' with a distinct lack of interest in sexual relations

Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again - http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475

21 Persian dishes to learn to cook before Nowruz - http://www.buzzfeed.com/nwynarczyk/foods-and-drinks-you-must-eat-for-persian-new-year

This 'You Threw Up In My Vagina' Craigslist Missed Connection Is Romance In Its Truest Form
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/you-threw-up-in-my-vagina-craigslist-missed-connection/

Do you guys think our kids will be playing games like this around the house? Or will it be our kids, kids.
http://gizmodo.com/magic-leap-claims-this-kickass-reality-bending-raygun-g-1692445684

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jhen%C3%A9_Aiko

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Haribo now makes Gummy Dongs

This Rugby player is very fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lULIHEAeOlk
(he should have been an RB in the NFL)

Hand Feeding & Playing With A Friendly Platypus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8&feature=youtu.be

TIL that "Beats" Headphones cost roughly $14 to make and can sell for upwards of $450
http://allhiphop.com/2014/05/13/dr-dres-beats-by-dre-cost-an-estimated-14-to-make/

LOLZ - White Carlton
http://i.imgur.com/z6G2Zvj.jpg

NSFW - Sup Hot Bod
http://i.imgur.com/qNN4XqH.jpg

NSFW - I'd love to eat ice cream w/ her whilst in our jammies
http://i.imgur.com/2GeHk9o.jpg

NSFW - She loves carrots, but not carrot soup. She loves pea soup but not peas. go figure!?
http://i.imgur.com/HZjfODY.jpg

NSFW - A St. Paddy tribute to St. Taddy
http://i.imgur.com/7iKkK97.jpg

NSFW - On/off honey pie
http://i.imgur.com/atGcKgC.jpg

NSFW - Getting a good workout
http://i.imgur.com/5Z8lzSS.jpg

This is pretty cool...what happens when you vape in a car with loud speakers
http://www.gfycat.com/ElementarySmallDogwoodclubgall

I hope you're familiar with the irrawaddy dolphin, because they look hilarious
https://www.google.com/search?q=irrawaddy+dolphin&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=L58IVcLmLYKpNvSBgogE&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=460

Aaron Schock resigns to go be a professional douche outside of congress... I guess the Downton Abbey-themed office wasn't such a great idea after all
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/03/17/rep-aaron-schock-plans-to-resign-in-wake-of-spending-probe/?hpid=z1

Solar eclipse this Friday
http://www.imgur.com/gallery/SJCt8ui

The Science of Near-Death Experiences: Empirically investigating brushes with the afterlife
http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2015/03/the-science-of-near-death-experiences/386231/

This is great. Go Hampton. Happy to know that Major League has spanned generations http://www.sbnation.com/2015/3/17/8238855/hamptons-does-major-league-free-throw-celebrations-is-wonderful

Goalkeeping doggy
http://imgur.com/gallery/zDgGBas

Idiots Taking Selfie Video With A Fire Get Exactly What They Deserve
http://elitedaily.com/humor/dumpster-fire-video-selfie-karma/970471/

Barstool Sports March Madness TV Tournament
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/barstool-sports-march-madness-tv-tournament/

Here's how the NCAA will divide a $200 million March Madness windfall between 32 conferences
http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-march-madness-basketball-fund/?hootPostID=66f32a97114041417f30e5f2d52010c1

WGN Has Woman Make Sparks With Her Crotch In Front Of Awestruck Kids
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/wgn-has-woman-make-sparks-with-her-crotch-in-front-of-a-1692182302/+Tom_Ley

This is kinda funny http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organized_Crime_and_Corruption_Reporting_Project#Person_of_the_Year_Award
"2014: Vladimir Putin - President of Russia for his efforts to make a criminal/political/military/industrial complex and integrate organized crime into state policy"

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Smaller than a baby's wang on adderoll in a cold swimming pool

49ers linebacker retires after rookie season due to health fears - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2399315-chris-borland-retires-from-nfl-at-age-24-latest-details-comments-and-reaction

One Thing To Not Do When Pregnant Is Stick 89 Bags Of Heroin In Your Vagina, Like This Lady Did http://www.brobible.com/life/article/pregnant-woman-sticks-89-bags-heroin/

Weird little Japanese short film "Fugu & Tako" - https://vimeo.com/88797850

If anyone is interested in diving into new music, solid list of SXSW "hot" artists to watch included with links to songs
http://www.buzzfeed.com/reggieugwu/sxsw-2015-artists-you-need-in-your-life#.vjRB1VE7Wj

This mind-blowing new 3-D printing technique is inspired by 'Terminator 2'
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/03/16/this-new-technology-blows-3d-printing-out-of-the-water-literally/?hpid=z4

TAKING THE INTERNET BY STORM - Koala Bears Wrestling! YEAH!
http://youtu.be/7wDhDc17trQ

Special Delivery! Lolz woman talking about pregnant dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjklfGi6aC0

In Florida, officials ban term 'climate change'
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article12983720.html

Excellent Koala Meme
http://2damnfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Koalafied-Koala-Meme.jpg

This eSports gaming series on Vice is pretty nuts. Its 5 episodes, 15 min a pop. It covers those crazy League of Legends tournaments. Fucking crazy.
http://www.vice.com/series/vice-gaming

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Monday, March 16, 2015

Butterflies can't get boners....or can they?

NSFW - Smoother than 2% milk being poured on mashmallow fluff
http://i.imgur.com/CptEZpZ.jpg

NSFW - this never happens at my supermarket
http://i.imgur.com/CR8jylx.jpg

NSFW - the subtle nuances of love & lust are effectively on display in this wonderful piece i like to call "La Playa de Butt" - http://i.imgur.com/MaCHl2h.jpg

NSFW - Slap Testing Cheeks
https://gfycat.com/OptimisticNippyCoati

NSFW - Another masterpiece from the girlsdoporn bros
http://gfycat.com/IlliterateCarefreeBuzzard

NSFW - Military babe puts on it on the chain wax
http://imgur.com/a/kMfyj

NSFW - A bunch of baes from JMU
http://imgur.com/a/pCBJR

NSFW - BEACHES ON THE YAM, YAMS ON THE BEACH
http://imgur.com/a/3k4cV

NSFW - How friggin happy do you think the photographer was in this photo?! Unscripted upskirt for the win! http://i.imgur.com/tg26kO8.jpg

Stripper Has Threesome With Tech Mogul And Extorts Around $3 Million
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/stripper-extorts-millions-from-tech-mogul/967007/

For all you chicken lovers out there, you dont want to miss this great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

Bassel Saad Sentenced to 8 Years in Prison for Killing Soccer Referee
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2396621-bassel-saad-sentenced-to-8-years-in-prison-for-killing-soccer-referee

Insane Police Chase Involves Criminal Racing His Motorcycle Through A Walmart
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/insane-police-chase-motorcycle-walmart/

Irish Senator thinks Mother's Day will be banned due to gay marriage
http://entertainment.ie/wtf/Irish-Senator-thinks-Mothers-Day-will-be-banned-due-to-gay-marriage/354572.htm

JIBO - Family Robot -- "Jibo... Are you still there?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3NYBpYRC-s

Man Shoots Friend For Bringing Him Wrong Brand Of Beer, Seems Like A Fun Dude To Party With - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-shoots-friend-bringing-wrong-beer/

Robert Durst, Subject Of HBO's "The Jinx," Arrested In New Orleans
http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/robert-durst-subject-of-hbos-the-jinx-arrested-in-new-orlean

How Safe's Your Area, What's Going Down
https://www.crimereports.com/

A young DJ struggles to make it at Skrillex Academy. Push yourself beyond the dopeness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCTkH2DdpA

Transformers man bike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feQR5Bf4ZJI&feature=youtu.be

FREE MOVIES - http://youtubeonfire.com

We're all bad people for laughing at that failed half court shot, especially Rouz.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/the-real-story-behind-that-terrible-half-court-shot-you-laughed-at-144216780.html

'In a word, reprehensible': USAID contractor billed US $1.1M for luxury parties, retreats
http://www.stripes.com/news/us/in-a-word-reprehensible-usaid-contractor-billed-us-1-1m-for-luxury-parties-retreats-1.334244

Dick Vitale getting ballsy with the Ashley Judd kiss move
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/dick-vitale-goes-in-for-the-big-time-smooch-on-ashley-judd--baby-213254634.html

Scorsese is filming the Dead shows. The Last Waltz 2!
http://thebea.st/1Ek1XIz

Arkansas-Vanderbilt Baseball Game Features Wild Play at the Plate
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2398615-arkansas-vanderbilt-baseball-game-features-wild-play-at-the-plate

Dis a pretty cool graphic from that nerd Nate Silver - http://fivethirtyeight.com/interactives/march-madness-predictions-2015/#mens

http://www.vulture.com/2015/03/Justin-bieber-roast-burns.html

Justin Beiber Roast - MAR 30th
Couple of the better burns you can look forward to:
Pete Davidson
    "My cast mate on SNL Kate McKinnon does a perfect impression of Justin. Perfect. Right down to the clit."

Jeff Ross
    "You've become a cocky little shit. You are the King Joffrey of pop."

Chris D'Elia
    "Why are you here? This is a terrible idea. You're about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez."
    "You're such a bitch, you have a bigger clit than the one Bruce Jenner wants."

These Thai tourists really dislike Chinese tourists... for good reason it looks like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5QTPUskwLY

Apparently Kendrick Lamar's new album is hot fire
http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/mar/16/kendrick-lamar-to-pimp-a-butterfly-first-listen-review
From the album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AhXSoKa8xw
Kendrick Lamar - The Blacker The Berry

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Friday, March 13, 2015

One high-end courtesan, please

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Oh, let me just fart into this open mouth right here. Thanks.

A great scene from that Steven Segal movie, On Deadly Ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq4dhgD07qo

spondulicks
\spon-DOO-liks\
noun
1. Older Slang. money; cash.
Origin
Spondulicks came to English in the mid-1800s and is an Americanism of uncertain origin.

New hottness in booking a cheap flight - Matrix Airfare Search
http://matrix.itasoftware.com/

Some Fucking Genius Synced up Notorious B.I.G.'s "Hypnotize" with the Show 'Dinosaurs'
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/notorious-big-dinosaurs-earl-sinclair

Lying Cheerleader Calls Cops for Domestic Abuse, but Boyfriend Proves She Was the Attacker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ErIQ15p8j4

NSFW - 10/10 would marry without getting to know first.
http://i.imgur.com/HhzS7Yr.jpg

NSFW - Beautiful yam selfie
http://i.imgur.com/BSPEKsI.jpg

NSFW - A marvelous on/off that just reminds me of Spring time and Xmas cheer all wrapped up in one emotion - http://i.imgur.com/ew5CM5p.png

Brazil's largest baby ever born at 17lbs
http://i.imgur.com/duX8pVx.jpg

Don't get good seats at the ball game if you're just gonna be a wanker on your phone
https://vine.co/v/O9OrODH1Im1
Full Video: http://deadspin.com/oblivious-fan-gets-walloped-in-the-face-by-the-basketba-1690977574

Powdered Alcohol wins FDA Approval
http://www.wsj.com/articles/powdered-alcohol-wins-u-s-approval-1426116634

Dachshund drops over 40 pounds in 2 years after eliminating diet of burgers and pizza
http://mashable.com/2015/03/12/dieting-dachshund/

More Jinx reads...
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-art-of-unease-the-jinx-serial-and-the-new-true-crime-boom/

How 2 Georgia fraternity brothers created Yik Yak, a controversial app that became a ~$400 million business in 365 days http://www.businessinsider.com/the-inside-story-of-yik-yak-2015-3

this site is awesome for streaming all the latest hits. The quality of films varies but anything 720 or 1080 look legit. Just get your iPhone or thighPad out and stream that shit to your tele...
http://movietube.cc

D.C.'s most essential dishes of 2015
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/style/2015/03/12/d-c-s-most-essential-dishes-of-2015/?hpid=z1

A couple of pieces on rental prices in DC:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/study-no-inexpensive-housing-left-on-open-market-in-dc/2015/03/11/281aaa94-c80c-11e4-b2a1-bed1aaea2816_story.html
and
http://dcist.com/2015/03/map_heres_how_much_a_one-bedroom_co.php

Map: The most unique job in every state
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/12/map-the-most-unique-job-in-every-state/

New Jeep Grand Wagoneer Launch Date Set for 2018, to Get Maserati Twin-Turbo V6 & V8 Mills http://www.automnews.com/?p=180484
Looks like a Canyonero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZeFDe44Ddo

Russian Internet thinks Putin is dead: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-russian-internet-thinks-putin-is-dead-2015-3

That's why you don't run near the pool
http://i.imgur.com/UWJeOyy.gifv

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Butt-Chugging Ranch Dressing!

NSFW - Blue room, Great Rack
http://i.imgur.com/woPZahT.jpg

NSFW - Spectacular Selfie (she loves nachos and hanging out with her friends, aww)
http://i.imgur.com/LMga6yu.jpg

NSFW - J-E-L-L-O Mmmm mm!
http://i.imgur.com/G6zERkS.jpg

NSFW - obviously you cannot end a workout without some selfies
http://imgur.com/a/1Ss9O

Adorable little Corgis playing hide & seek
http://i.imgur.com/lNOB7FW.gifv

Ecstacy legal in Ireland for the next 48 hours - http://www.vice.com/read/ireland-ecstasy-is-legal-for-the-next-48-hours-173

Good read on how awesome Revis has been at gettin that $ - http://deadspin.com/the-jets-are-giving-darrelle-revis-so-much-money-1690752281

Cool Furniture - http://boredomtherapy.com/maximo-riera-animal-furniture/

Gunmen stage jewel heist on French highway, trigger manhunt
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/bdb596d9d1e8461e84c0222b16e00bd1/france-millions-euros-jewels-stolen-van-jacking

Blurred Lines jury awards Marvin Gaye family $7m
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-31825059

Our favorite pervert is back!
Italy's Berlusconi 'back in politics' after acquittal
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31831419

Shots fired at Lil Wayne's
https://twitter.com/wsvn/status/575707873902092289/photo/1

For fans of THE JINX
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/03/23/what-about-bob

The Greek government has threatened to seize German property as compensation for a Nazi atrocity in World War Two http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31831694

This is historic: The dollar will soon be worth more than the euro
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/10/at-this-rate-it-wont-be-long-before-the-dollar-is-worth-more-than-the-euro/?hpid=z1

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Google Image Search: "Shirred Eggs" (Delicious)

Fat Legged Chicken: Ga Dong Tao
https://www.google.com/search?q=ga+dong+tao&safe=off&rlz=1C5MACD_enUS503US503&espv=2&biw=1877&bih=981&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=BEP-VL6lOMSBNvjDg7gE&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&dpr=1

Cool Fancy Chicken
http://i.imgur.com/1HHPh5q.jpg

NSFW - The first pornstar born in 1997, Lady Dee
http://i.imgur.com/39Tdv15.jpg

This electrical engineer is crazy, but it sounds like he knows what he's talking about (but what do i know...) - Making a FULL BRIDGE RECTIFIER - http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe9_1425684818

TIL Russia didn't consider beer to be alcohol until 2011. It was previously classified as a soft drink. - http://www.ibtimes.com/russia-decides-beer-alcohol-not-food-300825

LOLZ - Silverback gorilla doesn't like the painters...
https://gfycat.com/PeskyKeyBurro

Failure to process... http://i.imgur.com/o5Cj7cv.gif

These wings look amazing: http://youtu.be/iqecBcwFuuA

St. Patrick's Day at Shake Shack Means Irish Fries (with Bacon) http://dc.eater.com/2015/3/6/8162095/shake-shack-epic-fries-irish

Solid "fuck her right in the pussy" TV prank
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/03/10/leafs-fan-drops-a-solid-fhritp-on-canadian-news-channel/

Warren Sapp's hookers from the Super Bowl
http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/09/warren-sapp-alleged-prostitutes-plead-not-guilty/

Zoolander and Hansel make surprise appearance at Paris Fashion Week
www.cnn.com/2015/03/10/living/feat-zoolander-hansel-valentino/index.html

CIA is trying to spy on our ipads
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/03/10/ispy-cia-campaign-steal-apples-secrets/

apparently death by firing squad is back in vogue, somewhat http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execution_by_firing_squad#United_States
this guy was the most recent in 2010 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_Lee_Gardner

Obama To Announce Student Loan Reforms As Education Department Stalls
www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/10/obama-student-loans-rights_n_6835922.html
(no sign of lowered interest rates though...)

Video of SAE's house mother, what do you honestly expect from Oklahomans - http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/watch-racist-oklahoma-fraternitys-house-mother-giggles-as-she-says-n-word-over-and-over/

This vid got almost 7 million views in a week, horrible comedy, great fuckability - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVx6cXf5Liw (my fave is the one on the right)

4-foot shark eaten in one bite by huge Grouper fish
http://giant.gfycat.com/OrnateUnsungCapybara.gif

My Favorite Story of All Time – Guy Flies 7,000 Miles To China to Hook Up With a Girl, She Rejects Him, He Proceeds to Get Blackout Drunk, Lose All His Money, Fall Into a River, And Almost Die of Hypothermia
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/my-favorite-story-of-all-time-guy-flies-7000-miles-to-china-to-hook-up-with-a-girl-she-rejects-him-he-proceeds-to-get-blackout-drunk-lose-all-his-money-fall-into-a-river-and-almost-die-of-hypo/

Running Netflix on an NES - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yn-rNdYZAY

Seattle trades to get Jimmy Graham from New Orleans
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12456100/new-orleans-saints-agree-trade-tight-end-jimmy-graham-seattle-seahawks

Chill song - Perpetual Blues Machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDwxtKBdzY0

Does the New Game of Thrones Trailer Confirm a Major Fan Theory? http://www.vulture.com/2015/03/game-of-thrones-sansa-winterfell.html

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Monday, March 9, 2015

Battle to the Death: Suge Knight vs. George Zimmerman

This is what a professional feminist looks like...
http://i.imgur.com/wuGK9Rn.jpg

NSFW - More options than all the Teddy Grahams flavors
http://i.imgur.com/Uyni6wO.jpg

NSFW - This is hotter than Oprah's crotch while flying over a volcano in a helicopter
http://gfycat.com/DownrightQuickKingbird

NSFW - Even Tony the Tiger agrees that there is a better adjective to describe this other than "great!" -- http://i.imgur.com/ablWASS.jpg

NSFW - Same phone and tattoo location as previous babe, but i thin different babe
http://i.imgur.com/ldrazbs.jpg

NSFW - Chinese office babe making sure your stapler is filled
http://imgur.com/a/FZei9

NSFW - The Aurora Borealis of Yam Jiggles
http://gfycat.com/WastefulVictoriousKiwi

NSFW - Eyes & yammmmms, we're all just a bunch of crazy eyes and yams!
http://i.imgur.com/a47I9tB.jpg

NSFW - There are better things on sills other than pies
http://i.imgur.com/SkSxIn0.jpg

NSFW - an Angel among dirty hipsters at a Naked Bike Ride
http://i.imgur.com/zZX35g8.jpg

How a 3D-Printed Cracker Could Transform the Food Industry
https://www.yahoo.com/food/video-credit-dezeen-how-a-3d-printed-cracker-112726888441.html (Side Note: The girl that wrote that article is hot, https://www.facebook.com/racheltepper)

Pittsburgh Set to Become First City Run by Google | Breaking Burgh
www.breakingburgh.com/?p=366

The Weeknd - Often (NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPIhUaONiLU
(This actually led me to discover Hipster R&B...otherwise known as PBR&B - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PBR%26B)

Snake Glove
http://imgur.com/gallery/zdoTY

Boyertown's Wood captures elusive state title
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/high_school/20150308_Boyertown_s_Wood_captures_elusive_state_title.html

Get out of the winter frame of mind with this video - Dolphin Cove - Esperance WA - Original
https://vimeo.com/97688148

Former Jets Running Back Chris Johnson Shot In Arm Last Night http://deadspin.com/former-jets-running-back-chris-johnson-shot-in-arm-last-1690161141

The MOMOFUKU pork belly recipe. http://luckypeach.com/recipes/momofuku-pork-belly/

Halo porn... Seriously though, this is probably the luckiest sniper shot ever recorded in a video game. http://youtu.be/3gAt5GYoi5A

Super Smash Bros Documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX9hbbA-WP4

Soccer manager gets sent off, he then tries to hide behind a bench, lolz ensue: http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/3/8/8173125/tuca-ferretti-tigres-leones-negros-liga-mx

Lolz, Onion headline
http://www.theonion.com/articles/teacher-who-dedicates-life-to-students-total-fucki,38124/

Lindsay Graham has never sent an email https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IQ_Cx05J1E

Cops Find Weed In Sour Cream Container Marked 'Not Weed' www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/02/container-not-weed_n_6785016.html

Fire Tornado - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL_VUh4gzIk

Patrick Willis is going to retire http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000477349/article/san-francisco-49ers-lb-patrick-willis-plans-to-retire

Stephen A Smith calls Chip Kelly a racist basically
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/03/stephen-a-smith-basically-called-chip-kelly-a-racist-today.html

You Nats fans read this?
http://grantland.com/features/washington-nationals-2015-nl-east-world-series-hopes/

Andy Murray Blows Up His Teammate's Spot And Tells The World About His Sidechick On Live TV- http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/andy-murray-blows-up-his-teammates-spot-and-tells-the-world-about-his-sidechick-on-live-tv/ (video started at a weird point, might need to manually start it from the beginning)

DAMN SON, Suge Knight hit and run full video, dude's lucky he didn't have a double murder on his hands
http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_rzxr38mb

Hands-on with the new 12-inch MacBook with Retina Display (Announced Today) http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8173685/macbook-retina-display-usb-type-c-hands-on-video

LULZ Aaron Hernandez
http://deadspin.com/babysitter-claims-aaron-hernandez-tried-to-kiss-her-1690346357

The Jinx Spoiler Alert - http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/09/nyregion/as-the-jinx-airs-inquiry-into-death-of-dursts-friend-is-said-to-be-reopened.html

Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon Dead at 59
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/sam-simon-co-creator-of-the-simpsons-dies-at-59-1201448945/

Apple Watch: you have to charge their new $400 dollar watch every 18 hours. So your watch wont even last through the day without needing to be charged. Hahaha. http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8164645/apple-watch-battery-life-how-long

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Friday, March 6, 2015

In real life, Gaston woulda F'ed the S outa Belle

IF YOU NEVER CLICK ANY LINK ON THE BLAST, AT LEAST CLICK THIS!!!!
NSFW
This is one of the best things I've seen on the internet in a long time. Fan-bros remake of Robocop scene --> https://vimeo.com/86014703 (SO GOOD!!!! HAHAHAHAHA)
NSFW

NSFW - There's a fat poos between those thick thighs
http://i.imgur.com/vUnPJ7A.jpg

NSFW - A fantastic breakfast spread
http://i.imgur.com/f2UGOfT.jpg

NSFW - A nice layer cake
http://i.imgur.com/2FDQ1h5.gif

NSFW - If Professor X from X-men had tits, this is what they'd look like
http://i.imgur.com/UsunZgg.jpg

NSFW - Blond in white dress who loves long walks on the beach and playing call of duty
http://i.imgur.com/JZWcnml.jpg

NSFW - Just some light reading at the local coffee shop
http://i.imgur.com/O5n9wKR.jpg

Semi-NSFW - underwear run - http://i.imgur.com/yI1G0xt.jpg (cameltoe on the tall one)

Finance novice beats hedge fund pros, winning $100k in Quantopian trading contest
http://pando.com/2015/03/05/finance-novice-beats-hedge-fund-pros-wins-100k-in-inqugural-quantopian-trading-contest/

Adorable little pigs sharing an apple
http://i.imgur.com/IovOTlX.gifv

Go Ahead and Call Bill O'Reilly What He Is: A Pathological Liar: The Fox News mouthpiece leapt on Brian Williams with a predatory recognition of common weakness
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/go-ahead-and-call-bill-oreilly-what-he-is-a-pathological-liar-20150305

Harrison Ford Crashes Plane on Golf Course
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/06/us/harrison-ford-crashes-plane-on-golf-course.html?_r=0

Apple Watch to 'Ignite' Smartwatch Market
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2477861,00.asp

Blindfolded Dunk Does Not Go As Planned
http://deadspin.com/blindfolded-dunk-does-not-go-as-planned-1689866249

Jack White paid $300,000 for Elvis' first recording, which he plans to reissue
http://www.avclub.com/article/jack-white-paid-300000-elvis-first-recording-which-216200

This story is pretty fucked, systematic govt protection of powerful British politicians who flaunted their boy diddling ways - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/03/06/britain-s-horrific-vip-pedophile-cover-up.html

'I want my weed back!' DC cops return man's seized pot
http://rt.com/usa/237813-dc-police-return-seized-marijuana/

Ronaldo's new GF
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/03/06/cristiano-ronaldo-dating-televisa-deportes-vanessa-huppenkothen

A few months old, but i had not seen it: Jimmy Kimmel the Uber Driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCU8vpSeBtM

Jealous Chick Tries To Humiliate The President of Butler University's Daughter By Sending Out Her Nudes…She Creates A Blog and Releases Them Herself
http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/jealous-chick-tries-to-humiliate-the-president-of-butler-universitys-daughter-by-sending-out-her-nudes-she-creates-a-blog-and-releases-them-herself/
NSFW! The blog is now password protected, but here they are on imgur: http://imgur.com/a/SbGmy

For all you bitchass Reddit n00bs out there
http://www.reddit.com/wiki/reddit_101
and
http://www.reddit.com/wiki/reddiquette

Semi-NSFW - get your boners ready for the weekend, behold Emily Ratajkowski
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRjYFSlAu98

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Thursday, March 5, 2015

Shark Tank pitch: Fleshlights that shed tears of regret

NSFW - Anne Hathaway topless - https://i.imgur.com/gArxFtW.jpg

NSFW - sneaky little upskirt - http://i.imgur.com/wrGcxql.jpg

NSFW - this girl is hotter than Marge Simpson when she was young and wore her hair down - http://i.imgur.com/UxhueYe.jpg

NSFW - Don't you just wanna serve this next to the Turkey on Thanksgiving?
http://i.imgur.com/iRvwcAL.jpg

LOLZ! -I Swear this Scene Comes to Mind Anytime My Girlfriend Texts Me "How was your day!?" -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suAhGfVr_4U

Disney's Unhappily Ever After by Jeff Hong
http://imgur.com/a/KvVex

Eagles Fan Rant on McCoy Trade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f7z_zxQ4c8

Shortage of chicken sexers in UK despite £40,000 salary
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31746965

Lion Opens Car Door At Safari Park; Family Loses It
www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/04/lion-opens-car-door_n_6800436.html

FedEx - "Your package has arrived"
http://i.imgur.com/ReeuQgV.jpg

People In Australia Have Started Taking Selfies With Quokkas, And The Results Are Brilliant.
http://pulptastic.com/quokkas-selfie/

New 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' trailer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQVEC1YGLK4

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Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Han Solo used to let Chewey blow him when they were drunk

Bill Nye accepts the science that GMOs are safe after meeting with scientists at #Monsanto - http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2015/03/03/proof-hes-the-science-guy-bill-nye-is-changing-his-mind-about-gmos/

Daniel Murphy Disagrees With The Gay "Lifestyle"
http://deadspin.com/daniel-murphy-disagrees-with-the-gay-lifestyle-1689309224

"Blackstone CEO collected $690 Million in 2014"
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/blackstone-ceo-collected-690-million-in-2014-2015-02-27

NSFW - perky mexican globes
http://imgur.com/a/yG03q

NSFW - A girl topless, smoking a cig in a bar with random dudes??? I CALL THAT A KEEPER! Take her home to mom! http://i.imgur.com/yaka7YO.jpg

NSFW - These yams are the only thing that could take down Putin
http://i.imgur.com/casZ2tQ.jpg

NSFW - A spectacular selfie
http://i.imgur.com/KxM56PL.jpg

NSFW - naked babe with glasses jamming gummy bears up her cooter (jk about the gummy bears) - http://i.imgur.com/PmDUNeu.jpg

NSFW - Ginormous YAMS!
http://i.imgur.com/6XWZIA3.jpg

When ur in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and your jam comes on
http://instagram.com/p/zkjvGeSysu/

Washington, DC, Cashes In on the Legal Marijuana Industry
http://www.vice.com/read/washington-dc-is-already-trying-to-cash-in-on-the-legal-marijuana-industry-303

Help a fellow BroBlast Member's family if you have the means
http://www.gofundme.com/nb5934 (Cute baby's kidney transplant)

Pure gold! President William Jefferson Clinton poses for a picture with a White House intern (1995) http://i.imgur.com/NRQw1rT.jpg

Baby who binges on curry tips the scales at whopping 2st 13lb
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/aliya-saleem-baby-who-binges-5254002

Harbaugh is a giant doofus: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/3/3/8144717/judge-judy-superfan-jim-harbaugh-video-tweet

Unbelievable timing, unbelievable trust. Mochi makers in Japan.
https://i.imgur.com/NSSDYLG.gifv

King V. Burwell: The Supreme Court Case That Could Destroy Obamacare
http://gawker.com/king-v-burwell-the-supreme-court-case-that-could-dest-1689366354

'Seinfeld' actor Daniel von Bargen dies at 64 http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/seinfeld-actor-daniel-von-bargen-dies-64-article-1.2137413

The Dutch embassy is trolling all of Washington, DC with this infographic
http://www.vox.com/2015/3/1/8124333/amsterdam-washington-dc

365 Days - A dick drawing each day (LOLZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3l4aiTVxgI&t=16

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Emergen-C now with Fart Particles!

Snoring humming bird melts unmentionables:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uEfmQt34Nc

NSFW - Leanna Decker the Home Wrecker
http://i.imgur.com/9el4pd3.jpg

NSFW - Tremendous on/off workout gear
http://i.imgur.com/wk3zSfM.png

NSFW - Would you look at this RACK?
http://i.imgur.com/JISJ5Hr.jpg

NSFW - Have you ever been so horny you wanted to fuck someone in a full nelson position?
http://gfycat.com/BrownSaltyHowlermonkey

NSFW - At the Oregon Country Fair, the boobs are everywhere
http://i.imgur.com/3Sha9Jr.jpg

Adorable chubby Siberian Puppy
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a8af208a3fd6ae5c65eeb42666cdc83d/tumblr_njn89ufhSX1qax99wo2_400.jpg

This is why you don't pour water on burning oil in the kitchen
http://i.imgur.com/C5zmDyO.gif

This is a funny fight. http://deadspin.com/hassan-whiteside-tackles-alex-len-to-the-floor-in-a-rea-1689065110/all

GoPro video of what it looks like to bomb down a hillside Mexican town on a downhill mountain bike - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcejtAwxz4&

Hillary Clinton only uses personal email
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/03/us/politics/hillary-clintons-use-of-private-email-at-state-department-raises-flags.html

Passenger planes dodged Russian bombers
http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/passenger-planes-dodged-russian-bombers-315623.html

BODEGA BRAWL IN THE BRONX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ9E2ETZ4_8

Weasel photographed riding on a woodpecker's back
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-31711446

Union Kitchen Members Can Make—But Not Sell—Marijuana Edibles - Young & Hungry
www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2015/03/03/union-kitchen-members-can-make-but-not-sell-marijuana-edibles

Alison Brie does GQ Mexico photo shoot
http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/allison-brie-took-some-pics-for-gq-so-lets-take-a-look/

The 'sex selfie stick' lets you FaceTime the inside of a vagina
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/the-sex-selfie-stick-lets-you-facetime-the-inside-of-a-vagina-10080436.html

Justice Department Finds Pattern of Police Bias and Excessive Force in Ferguson
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/04/us/justice-department-finds-pattern-of-police-bias-and-excessive-force-in-ferguson.html?smid=tw-bna&_r=1

Grateful Dead tickets sell out immediately, Stubhub prices soar
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/03/02/grateful-dead-reunion-shows-sell-out-immediately-stubhub-explains-resale-prices-top-100000/

Blackberry to unveil 4 new items for next year
http://www.wsj.com/articles/blackberry-to-launch-four-new-devices-in-2015-1425394882

Let's Appreciate Danny Espinosa's Big, Beautiful Mustache
http://deadspin.com/lets-appreciate-danny-espinosas-big-beautiful-mustache-1688884288

Monk inside Buddha
http://news.discovery.com/history/archaeology/mummified-monk-sits-inside-ancient-buddha-statue-150223.htm

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