Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Sir, the hotdog in your shorts is winking at me

Info on Capitol Hill shooter - http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/larry-dawson-us-capitol-visitor-center-shooting-march-2016-suspect-injuries-wounded-facebook-page-tennessee/

An Entire Irish Pub Singing Along To "Mr. Brightside" To Honor Their Dead Friend Is The Greatest Sendoff Imaginable - http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/an-entire-irish-pub-signing-along-to-mr-brightside-to-honor-their-dead-friend-is-the-greatest-sendoff-imaginable/

The USMNT Better Goddamn Beat Guatemala
http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-usmnt-better-goddamn-beat-guatemala-1767666729

Someone Fell For A Police Department's Fake Ebola-Tainted Meth Warning
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tainted-meth-alert-arrest-texas_us_56f8cf4ee4b0a372181a44a0

Adorbz - Just a Trim - https://imgur.com/gallery/ixdROuE

Every Grunt from Home Improvement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog#action=share

Man moves to San Francisco, pays $400 a month to sleep in wooden box in friends' living room - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/29/man-moves-to-san-francisco-pays-400-a-month-to-sleep-in-wooden-box-inside-friends-living-room/

Get yourself a can of "Hot Kid Milk" (lol)
http://www.amazon.com/Want-Milk-Drink-10-6-Ounce/dp/B007A54V76

This is an excerpt of an article about Jim Nantz in Golf Digest (full article here: http://www.golfdigest.com/story/my-shot-jim-nantz)
On the other hand, there's a little Jack Nicholson in "Five Easy Pieces" in me. I'm a breakfast guy: three eggs scrambled, with bacon and wheat toast, burnt. The problem is, it never came back burnt. For years it would arrive limp and tan, which brought breakfast to a standstill when I sent the toast back. It was costing me 10 minutes a day, which, multiplied by six days a week, is four hours a month. That's 48 hours—two full days—per year. My friends, time is currency. My wife, Courtney, got tired of hearing me complain about it. She found a photograph on the Internet of a kitchen toaster ejecting two slices of burnt toast. She minimized it, printed it out and had it laminated. She insisted I put it in my wallet. When I order, I present the photo to my server. I get some strange looks, but I can assure you, the toast now arrives black and scary, just the way I like it.

Here's a complete breakdown of all the food/bev changes at Nats Stadium this year. Major beer overhaul now that they inked a deal with InBev / Anhauser Bush. No more Red Porch or Miller Lite bars. I bet they stop doing $6 tall boys before first pitch too. Assholes.
http://www.washingtonian.com/2016/03/29/5-new-things-to-look-for-at-nationals-park-2016/



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