Wet Farts on Hard Linoleum

NSFW - Let it all hang out
http://i.imgur.com/llxLual.jpg

His farts are magic. His boner will guide you home. In a summer full of reboots and franchise sequels, Swiss Army Man is bringing the movies back to life ☜☟☞
https://youtu.be/4v92gXetGqA

Hiding inside the elephant's genitals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuDq_l-bAqY&feature=youtu.be

Six NBA Finals in a row: A look at LeBron's historic playoff workload
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15877630/six-year-workload-lebron-james-unlike-anything-league-history

Bobby Brown Claims He Had Sex with a Ghost – and Other Bombshells from His Upcoming 20/20 Interview - http://www.people.com/article/bobby-brown-sex-with-ghost-20-20-interview-bombshells

GOT mild spoiler, online nerds pieced together Sansa's letter from Sunday's episode and figured it out
http://mashable.com/2016/06/07/sansa-stark-letter-deciphered/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#k2ScgNsVwgqN

Some new muzak from The Strokes:
https://open.spotify.com/album/2OkdkfVKqje8mj7g1iLroV

USA USA USA - http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-usmnt-is-getting-hot-at-exactly-the-right-time-1781193832

Police on the hunt for Navy SEAL from “Lone Survivor” mission, warn to proceed with caution
http://popularmilitary.com/police-hunt-navy-seal-lone-survivor-mission-warn-proceed-caution/

not a good start for the new Pacino movie:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/07/misconduct-al-pacino-and-anthony-hopkins-thriller-makes-less-100-uk-box-office?CMP=fb_gu

“Megaplex” is the audio-visual mixtape fever dream of pop culture you need
http://www.avclub.com/article/megaplex-audio-visual-mixtape-fever-dream-pop-cult-237861 (This is nostalgic as heck and very well done)

Richard Simmons transitioning into a woman, report says
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/06/08/richard-simmons-transitioning-into-woman-report-says.html

Ho hum, just an "aggressive" alligator found with a human body in its mouth in Florida
http://wfla.com/2016/06/07/large-gator-seen-with-human-body-in-its-mouth-in-lakeland/

Adorbz Kitten Massage
https://twitter.com/Uber_Pix/status/740612696966606849

The Avalanches - Frankie Sinatra (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA

Game of Loans - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkdBRcPXEAESxMr.jpg

Founding Farmers review: Zero stars for the mega-popular DC eatery: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/founding-farmers-review-where-the-biggest-temptation-is-to-leave/2016/06/01/76b2c844-204e-11e6-9e7f-57890b612299_story.html

Let's all go in on a tontine together :
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/09/28/this-sleazy-and-totally-illegal-savings-scheme-may-be-the-future-of-retirement/

The downfall of the tontine was equally dramatic. Not long after 1900, a spectacular set of scandals wiped the tontine from the nation’s consciousness. To this day, tontines remain outlawed, and their name is synonymous with greed and corruption. Their memory lives on mostly in fiction, where they invariably propel some murderous plot. (There’s even a "Simpsons" episode in this genre.)















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