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This girl was over at a guy's apartment (Tinder date) and ends up taking a

huge dump that woudn't flush down the toilet, so istead of breaking it up

with something to try flushing again, she thought it would be best if she

reached in the toilet to grab her massive poo and throw it out the window.

The poo ended up getting stuck between the 2 buildings. She was not okay

with leaving the poo there for some reason, so she wanted to reach out the

window and grab it. She could not reach. She went out and told her Tinder

date what happened and asked if he would be okay to old her ankles while

she dangled out the window to grab her poo. He agreed and was quoted as

saying "She was a gymnast so she was comfortable with bending and stuff" -

So the guy is holding her ankles and complications came about. She fell and

got stuck between the two buildings as well...while trying to reach for her

poo. The guy could not get her out so he had to call 911 and a rescue team

and to come and save the day. Naturally they asked, "How did this happen?"

and that's how we have this story -

The First White President: The foundation of Donald Trump’s presidency is

the negation of Barack Obama’s legacy. -

Millennials are filling their homes — and the void in their hearts — with

houseplants

In the pantheon of visual metaphors for America today, this is the money

shot.

Popeye's employees, customers engage in all-out brawl in San Marcos, Texas

allegedly over food order -

Amazon was tricked by a fake law firm into removing a hot product, costing

this seller $200,000-

Here’s why Nats fans score fewer discounted pizzas than most other MLB fans

Weather truthers, who think hurricanes are created and directed by the

government, are completely insane. -

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