Cloverfield My Mayonnaise-Canon

Old Man Strength & Pride

Oldest blacksmith still banging away at 84 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFhH4r9pyZ0

How to Do a Birdman's Bird Call
http://www.ehow.com/how_5858590_do-birdman_s-bird-call.html

If Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs' 'Pin Up Special' Doesn't Get Community Back on the Air, Nothing Will [NSFW] http://gawker.com/5953728/if-alison-brie-and-gillian-jacobs-pin-up-special-doesnt-get-community-back-on-the-air-nothing-will-%5Bnsfw%5D

WWF Wreslters breathing for 4 minutes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquYAEfbBFM

Craig Robinson Will Star In His Own NBC Comedy From The Creators Of 'The Office'
http://blogs.indiewire.com/shadowandact/craig-robinson-will-star-in-his-own-nbc-comedy-from-the-creators-of-the-office

Climate Change Not Mentioned In Presidential Debates For First Time In A Generation  (Al Gore is PISSED)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/climate-change-presidential-debate_n_2004067.html

Beluga whale 'makes human-like sounds'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20034329

Being a black nerd is super hot right now:
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/media/content/rise-black-nerd-how-my-people-are-taking-over-pop-culture

Barr Brothers - The Devil's Harp - (skip to 1:30 to avoid unnecessary audio landscape weirdness) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjOA9M9-ebw

Song from Apple ipod commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T8BCSFicGE

Taboo NSFW http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/guess-that-ass-738/

How to get rid of Newstand on iphone
http://www.todaysiphone.com/2012/10/dont-use-those-stock-ios-apps-heres-how-to-hide-them-no-jailbreak-required/

"Touch the People" by Beck, from PS3 game Sound Shapes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxKLZHFThE&feature=relmfu

Naked guy on PCP eats own finger
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/10/23/police-naked-carjacker-ate-own-finger-during-pcp-fueled-rampage/

The Scariest Little Corner of the World
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/21/magazine/the-corner-where-afghanistan-iran-and-pakistan-meet.html?_r=0

Master of Karate! NSFW NSFW NSFW! http://i.imgur.com/l9KLZ.gif

Woman rams vehicle outside Bethesda Naval medical
http://www.wtop.com/41/3089992/Woman-rams-vehicle-outside-Walter-Reed-Hospital

Iron Man 3 Trailer -- http://www.avclub.com/articles/iron-man-3,87828/

J.J. Watt to Ray Rice: I've eaten burritos bigger than you
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/jj-watt-ray-rice-burritos/159526

Channing Crowder: Michael Phelps smoked weed with Young Jeezy, Ryan Lochte a hippie pothead http://larrybrownsports.com/everything-else/channing-crowder-michael-phelps-weed-ryan-lochte-pothead/159585

NY court: Lap dances are not art and are taxable
http://www.boston.com/ae/theater-arts/2012/10/23/top-court-says-lap-dance-isn-art-taxable/VLAMvXZyaYNqQSPquWmEUN/story.html

Gentleman's Explorer Club (Photo #7 will make you angry, but the rest are good) http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2012/10/21/nyregion/20121021EXPLORERS.html

You've probably seen most of these in other links, but here is a list of 99 "LIFE HACKS" to make you less like Fechter: http://shialabeowulf.tumblr.com/post/33670447154/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier

This new naval eel spybot looks like a dong or a giant turd- http://www.wtop.com/120/3089304/Somethings-Fishy

'Drunk Jeff Goldblum' is Back and Drunk-Buying Chairs and Jackets Through PayPal
http://gawker.com/5954184/drunk-jeff-goldblum-is-back-and-drunk+buying-chairs-and-jackets-through-paypal