"Ugh, I'm too exhausted to go out/have fun!" -- Every girl ever on Friday

Steven A. Smith Definitely Just Said "Nigga Please" On Live TV http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/steven-a-smith-definitely-just-said-nigga-please-on-live-tv/

Worlds strongest beer
http://www.examiner.com/article/world-s-strongest-beer-armageddon-has-alcohol-content-of-65-by-volume-video

This shit is awesome... Japanese Contact Juggling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g9PlWQNO0i0

Prosecutors: NYPD officer conspired to kidnap, cook, eat women
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/25/prosecutors-nypd-officer-planned-to-kidnap-cook-eat-women/?hpt=hp_t3

Tom Petty - Yer So Bad (chill song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdRViFCvvUo

Jim Moran's son resigns from campaign amid video furor (May face criminal charges)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/jim-morans-son-resigns-campaign-amid-video-furor/2012/10/24/95ea4a56-1e23-11e2-b647-bb1668e64058_story.html

Hugh Douglas Is Transitioning Nicely Into His Life As A Sports Pundit (funny tweets)
http://deadspin.com/5955159/hugh-douglas-is-transitioning-nicely-into-his-life-as-a-sports-pundit

World Series Tacos: Free Doritos Loco Taco For Everyone After Angel Pagan Stolen Base
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/26/angel-pagan-free-tacos-bell-stolen-base-world-series_n_2020961.html

Catarina Migliorini Sells Virginity For $780,000; Male Virgin Alex Stepanov Gets $3,000
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/catarina-migliorini-sells-virginity-780k_n_2010260.html

Best Film Synopsis http://imgur.com/8NDLX

Some Bullshit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223316/Outrage-Girls-star-Lena-Dunhams-election-video-paid-presidents-campaign.html

Gaunt Ashlee Simpson shows the strain as she emerges for first time since parents announced divorce amid gay claims
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2223319/Shocked-Ashlee-Simpson-looks-gaunt-emerges-time-following-claims-father-gay.html#ixzz2AQ3Jsa9c

Been Blasted before, but great commentary from the guy filming it, deserves to be blasted again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byq9wwBL_EA

This Slow Loris eating a ball of rice may be the cutest thing you've seen all week (panty melter)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-xvIjH8T4  (i also like the top comment)

'I make six figures doing magic'
http://money.cnn.com/video/pf/2012/10/22/pf-best-jobs-magician.cnnmoney/index.html?iid=HP_River

Oliver Peoples ad: Devendra Banhart cuddling with his fine girlfriend (NSFW)-- http://vimeo.com/17013920

don't know if you iPhone bros have it but the app Timbre is pretty f'ing amazing: http://www.timbreapp.com/

Silvio is going to jail
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/27/world/europe/berlusconi-convicted-and-sentenced-in-tax-fraud.html?hp&_r=0

Chinese man sues wife for being ugly and wins
http://wqad.com/2012/10/26/chinese-man-sues-wife-for-being-ugly-and-wins/

Patrick Sweany - Them Shoes (chill song) (Santo's favorite song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7licGkKp48

Pizza Kids - We Like Pizza (weird song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXerF6crDRs

This is fucked up... the return of fascism in greece: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/oct/26/golden-dawn-greece-police-video

Panty Melter: Animals Hugging Humans: 19 Adorable Animal-Human Embraces
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/28/19-animals-hugging-humans_n_1761381.html?ref=good-news?source=thumbnail#slide=1526259

NBA JAM NSFW comments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SuX7psH9PHY#!