Blowjes for Days

when V-day surprises and firearms in the home goes way wrong:

http://deadspin.com/5984173/reports-south-african-paralympic-star-oscar-pistorius-shot-and-killed-his-girlfriend

Game of Thrones Metro Map
http://www.redbubble.com/people/mehmetikberker/works/9613330-game-of-thrones-metroros-system-map?p=poster&size=small

Dorner conspiracy theories:
http://www.reddit.com/r/DornerCase/

The Canadians debated a zombie invasion in parliament yesterday - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ueBZuZAoglE

Study Confirms Tea Party Was Created by Big Tobacco and Billionaire Koch Brothers
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brendan-demelle/study-confirms-tea-party-_b_2663125.html

"Clean Beavers get More Wood"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2275159/Cheeky-ad-campaign-Playtex-wipes-suggests-women-freshen-sex-want-feel-desirable.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Threesome goes bad:
http://www.blackmediascoop.com/2013/02/14/naked-fool-stabs-man-during-threesome-because-he-wouldnt/

Prompting mascot change
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8944042/history-alone-prompt-washington-change-nfl-mascot

Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency (LOLZ) www.theonion.com/articles/panicked-biden-interrupts-state-of-the-union-to-as,31271/

Healthy way to show your V-day love
http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/02/13/171902975/guy-pumps-out-a-valentine-literally

Happy Valentine's Day! Ongoing STD epidemic announced by CDC - http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/02/happy-valentines-day-cdc-announces-ongoing-severe-epidemic/62124/

NERD ALERT: Inside the Battle of Hoth
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/02/battle-of-hoth/

Vladentine's Day http://vladentinesday.tumblr.com/

ALIEN VALENTINE
http://24.media.tumblr.com/87e0cb47d5468b38407d4fbadb0fd677/tumblr_mi4n4gIJsh1rd7nmmo1_500.jpg

Chocolate consumption as it relates to coital frequency:
http://www.economist.com/node/10700695

NSFW NSFW NSFW NINJA TURTLES!
http://www.moshekasher.com/uploads/5/7/8/7/5787130/img_0724.jpg

Hahahahaha! OH CANADIANS!  this is major News Anchor LOLZ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ac1xObeBxoI

Revolutionary Bowl Will Prevent Soggy Cereal
http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/02/revolutionary-bowl-will-prevent-soggy-cereal

i enjoyed this, pornstars before they were pornstars.
http://thechive.com/2013/02/14/adult-entertainment-stars-before-they-ran-away-from-home-12-photos/

Cartel kingpin Chicago's new Public Enemy No. 1
http://news.yahoo.com/cartel-kingpin-chicagos-public-enemy-no-1-080410089.html

Bloomberg: Marijuana Arrests In NYC Will Mean A Desk Appearance Ticket, Not A Night In Jail  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/14/bloomberg-marijuana-arrest-nyc-ticket-not-jail_n_2687954.html