Put that titty in the Hadron Collider

Md. man with Down syndrome who died in police custody loved law enforcement

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/md-man-with-down-syndrome-who-died-in-police-custody-loved-law-enforcement/2013/02/19/10e09fe0-7ad5-11e2-82e8-61a46c2cde3d_story.html

Anatomy of a stoning in Iran - http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/na0124_stoningweb.pdf

This is objectively the worst logo for anything, ever - http://gizmodo.com/5985674/this-is-the-objectively-worst-logo-for-anything

My Wife is My Sister! http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/02/dear_prudence_my_wife_and_i_came_from_the_same_sperm_donor.html

33 Reasons It Ain't Easy Being A Mets Fan
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/reasons-why-it-aint-easy-being-a-mets-fan

 Somebody googled "the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen" and got this. NSFW http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvsqtt61Ns1qcuo7ao1_500.jpg

Former Springsteen house where 'Born to Run' was written for sale in Long Branch
http://www.app.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2013302200133&nclick_check=1

Old People Read Rob Delaney's Tweets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmdqf4Qz89g&feature=youtu.be

Interactive 8-bit RIOT game
http://www.animalnewyork.com/2013/behold-this-8-bit-interactive-riot-simulator/

Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM

Surprising Standup Routine from a 17 Year Old (DC Improv)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMAA8XG647I&feature=youtu.be

The Perfect Night Out: The 12 Most Outstanding Restaurants of 2013
DC's "Little Serow" gets shout-out on page 2: http://www.gq.com/food-travel/restaurants-and-bars/201303/12-best-restaurants-2013-alan-richman
and more on this joint: http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/bestbites/food-restaurant-news/little-serow-is-gqs-most-outstanding-restaurant-of-2013.php

Sick BYOB and good food place in Philly
http://kanellarestaurant.com/

Landlord charged with whipping 'naughty' tenant with a BELT on his naked buttocks for falling behind on his rent http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282426/Ron-Kronenberger-Landlord-charged-whipping-naughty-tenant-BELT-naked-buttocks-falling-rent.html

Oklahoma Man Swears He's Taken A Photo Of The Chupacabra
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/oklahoma-man-swears-hes-taken-a-photo-of-the-chupacabra

The Best Of Tupac Shacorgi (panty melter)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-best-of-tupac-shacorgi