Fwd: Boar's Head introduces New Beyonce's Butt Deli Meat

I read today's "word of the day" definition and immediately thought of penises, dawg

falcate \FAL-keyt\, adjective:
curved like a scythe or sickle; hooked; falciform.

Lolz: http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sneakin.gif

This guy hates CrossFit
http://postgradproblems.com/stopcrossfit/

Lou Johnson - Beat (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8R3MZ_0PYU&feature=em-share_video_user

VERY NSFW but awesome.  Hot chick dancing naked.
http://boobsbox.tumblr.com/post/36212136428

All of Kanye's new album on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m29g_k6ODE

Pretty good clip with John Wall in it http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/06/17/john-wall-in-jack-black-skit-on-jimmy-kimmel/

Add Netflix to the long list of stocks I should've invested in - http://www.minyanville.com/sectors/technology/articles/Is-Netflix-Inc-the-Next-HBO253F/6/18/2013/id/50389

Scientific breakdown of the stupidity of women and heels:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/high-heels-can-be-a-pain-in-the-feet/2013/06/17/d2c19bfe-d792-11e2-a9f2-42ee3912ae0e_graphic.html

Related to the previous link, here is the result... EPIC FAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jORXb_jLlf4

Pepper Spray Righ to the FACE
http://www.businessinsider.com/police-pepper-spraying-brazil-protester-2013-6

LOLZ MISS UTAH! HAHAHA
http://i.imgur.com/YiBE8dV.jpg

CNN and breaking news!
http://i.imgur.com/2MDjSCh.jpg

Reflejo de Luna - Alacran (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTEPWzYGxHw

New Thai Restaurant to Open in Rosslyn Next Week: "a menu featuring customizable, made-to-order rice and noodle bowls rooted in authentic and traditional Thai flavors that are served in a modern way." http://www.wtop.com/139/3360805/New-Thai-restaurant-to-open-in-Rosslyn-next-week  (sounds like a Thai chipotle)

This video makes me want to do nothing but save up to buy a sick car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ugnsf5Kw8So

Taylor Swift gets payback on Kanye (pretty sure it's a fake tweet though)
http://therussparrmorningshow.com/1630257/taylor-swift-kanye-west-tweet/

The latest girl-power trend? Getting naked in front of the camera for a sexy group photo shoot http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/bosom_buddies_TyX6BMkVwvwK9FkNo3USqM

Know this term: http://theseinfelddictionary.com/2009/10/31/kavorka/

I really don't care for Russel Brand but I enjoyed how he ripped these dipshit reporters on MSNBC starting around the 6:00 mark. http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/06/russell-brand-humiliates-condescending-msnbc-news-professionals/

LOLMets
http://i.imgur.com/Oa4e5Mr.gif

Your sig. other will love this next time she needs 12 hours of sleep after a normal 40 hour work week...
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/06/17/cheating-ourselves-of-sleep/

Vivid CEO Buys Joe Francis's Sex Tape So No One Can Ever Watch It
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/vivid-ceo-buys-joe-franciss-sex-tape-so-no-one-can-ever-watch-it/

 If the British were commentators of Major League Baseball......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiZgr7I3jsM