Wide Urethra = Shotgun Blast Ejacks

How to properly Fry an Egg, by Jose Andrés

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2012/09/12/dining/20120912-SPANISH.html

Lil' Dicky - White Dude (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rnFlQAvk8U

Good gifs of Adrian Beltre
http://imgur.com/a/kwPzi

My best friend was a carpenter...
http://www.woodworkdetails.com/knowledge/

Scientists fear that female libido boosting drug will be too effective - http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2013/05/29/scientists-fear-female-libido-booster-too-effective/

How one Irish woman made $22B for Apple in a single year - http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/may/29/apple-ireland-cork-cathy-kearney

What's the difference between a shady hotelier and an Airbnb host? - http://www.theatlanticcities.com/jobs-and-economy/2013/05/whats-difference-between-shady-hotelier-and-airbnb-host/5721/

Men are busting into the all-female tables at the world-series of poker citing anti-discrimination rules... if only they would do the same in the WNBA, LPGA, and any other all ladies sports leagues. - http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-05-29/at-world-series-of-poker-ladies-event-struggles-to-keep-out-men#r=hp-ls

Your front door lock is obsolete, this is what's going to replace it - http://gizmodo.com/heres-your-smart-lock-of-the-future-today-510358843

Instagram celeb is pretty good at photoshop - http://www.dailydot.com/lol/celebrities-on-instagram-peeje-t/

Ryan Lochte is a human jagerbomb - http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/ryan-lochte-is-a-human-jagerbomb

Google street view maps the Galapagos islands - http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2013/may/30/google-street-view-maps-galapagos-islands-in-pictures

The Erotic Repulic of Iran - http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/05/29/erotic_republic_Iran_sexual_revolution%20

Nostalgia http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/things-that-look-just-like-childhood

There are the people who are going to build the next tallest building in the world. Shocker, they are Chinese. Here is an example of them doing a 30 story building in 15 days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdpf-MQM9vY&feature=player_detailpage

This is really fucking great. A must see. "What Your Profile Picture Says About You (Hint: "You're a Douchebag")"
http://jesuschristsiliconvalley.tumblr.com/post/46537875392/what-your-profile-picture-says-about-you-hint

The War on Sleep: There's a military arms race to build soldiers who fight without fatigue.
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/superman/2013/05/sleep_deprivation_in_the_military_modafinil_and_the_arms_race_for_soldiers.html

Cat 'Nurses' Ducklings Along With Her Own Kittens In Amazing Viral Video
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/29/cat-breastfeeds-nurse-duckings-kittens-video_n_3349676.html

RG3's new Va. home:
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/22327451/photo-robert-griffin-iii-buys-virginia-house-for-$25-million

Locksmith installs shower and a camera and douses people peeing on the wall in the back alley of their shop
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2332984/Locksmith-installs-shower-camera-douses-people-peeing-wall-alley-shop.html

Interesting piece on the brain, culpability, neuroscience and free will (not too long, either):
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/05/in-seeing-the-brain-losing-the-mind/276380/

Cool shots of the Libyan coast, from Roman ruins to the modern day:
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/05/over-libyas-coast/100523/

Not as hilarious as The Perry Bible Fellowship, but there's some pretty hilarious ones.
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2424