Burrata-level softness in them jugs

Why didn't I go to the Onion earlier for some of that sweet, sweet satire regarding Zimmerman?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/zimmerman-found-not-guilty-technically-but-cmon,33124/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-throws-hands-up-tells-black-teenagers-to-do,33125/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cnn-holds-panel-discussion-to-determine-if-there-r,33123/


SPOILER ALERT DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE READ ALL THE GoT books:
http://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/156odh/spoilers_all_complete_analysis_of_the_blackfyre/
Intense theory.

Putin continuing to be The Man.
http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/16/19493798-vlad-the-submariner-russias-putin-dives-deep-to-view-old-shipwreck?lite

Shama Lama Ding Dong (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rVGfEXnbs0&feature=youtu.be

3D Print yourself - http://www.twinkind.com/main/en/landing

Off-Limits "Snake Island" Is Full of Venomous Pit Vipers
http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/07/15/ilha_queimada_grande_teems_with_poisonous_vipers_and_can_only_be_visited.html

Martina Hingis' Husband Says She Is A Serial Cheater: Report
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/15/martina-hingis_n_3600586.html

What is missing from DC's Food Scene? A LOT (F*gg*t)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/whats-missing-from-dcs-food-scene-a-lot/2013/07/10/21dce7fe-c7ba-11e2-9245-773c0123c027_story.html?hpid=z2

LOLZ - http://i.imgur.com/0DzvSou.png

Great License Place - http://i.imgur.com/GQumuFG.jpg

A very clear explanation of China's economic woes
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/07/16/a-simple-clear-explanation-of-chinas-economic-woes/

Boardwalk Empire season 4 trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7MGTo6XVE

pretty cool NYC photos from early 1900s
http://www.vintag.es/2013/07/old-photos-of-new-york-city-in-early.html

Nicolas Cage As Your Favorite Disney Princesses
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/nicolas-cage-as-your-favorite-disney-princesses

Meet DARPA's 6'2" disaster-response robot
http://whatsnext.blogs.cnn.com/2013/07/16/meet-darpas-62-disaster-response-robot/?hpt=hp_c4

The Biggest Transformer Ever, Standing Next to Stuff
http://gizmodo.com/the-biggest-transformer-ever-standing-next-to-stuff-802700397

I don't know about this... but i kinda have a boner...
http://thechive.com/2013/07/16/id-argue-this-is-the-most-brilliant-peace-movement-ever-18-photos/