Fwd: Your EX-GF is a hoor

Sisyphean \sis-uh-FEE-uhn\, adjective:

1. endless and unavailing, as labor or a task.
"I grow weary of the Sisyphean task of appeasing my constant boners and need to FAP."

Carly Rae Jepsen first pitch fail: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/7/14/4523618/carly-rae-jepsen-first-pitch-gif

Slatterns, Trollops, and ladies of ill repute
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/14/fashion/sex-on-campus-she-can-play-that-game-too.html?_r=0

The Great Sea: A Human History of the Mediterranean:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Great-Sea-History-Mediterranean/dp/0195323343/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1373898990&sr=8-1&keywords=the+great+sea

Man Rushed To The Hospital After Snake Hiding In Toilet Bites Off Half His Peen
http://bossip.com/803696/hide-ya-junk-man-rushed-to-the-hospital-after-snake-hiding-in-toilet-bites-off-half-his-peen/

Washington D.C. to consider legalizing marijuana
http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/metro-news/2013/jul/15/washington-dc-decide-if-marijuana-should-be-legal-/

Batman & Robin
http://i.imgur.com/hyQpYt8.jpg

This is a GREAT GIF
http://www.yt2gif.com/view/320232

This GIF is LOLZ!
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/489/946/057.gif

Slowly but Surely: Sous-vide cooking is destined for ubiquity in home kitchens.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/07/sous_vide_at_home_why_thermal_immersion_circulators_are_the_microwave_of.html

Remark by Obama Complicates Military Sexual Assault Trials
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/14/us/obama-remark-is-complicating-military-trials.html?smid=pl-share&_r=0

Did RG III Try to Bang This VCU Student the Morning of His Wedding?
http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/did-rg-iii-try-to-bang-this-vcu-student-the-morning-of-his-wedding/

NTSB intern out after fake names incident
http://www.clickondetroit.com/lifestyle/travel/ntsb-intern-fired-over-fake-pilot-names/-/2305824/20976864/-/9wt2q3/-/index.html

Kimmel Kartoon - "You're Screwed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p09QlQQazo0

NSFW Text Only - Chicken
http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/you-know-what-else-tastes-like-chicken-my-COCK.jpg

Eyes Bigger than your Stomach?
http://i.imgur.com/crNFjO3.jpg

ZOMG DMB!
Dave Matthews found stranded on side of road by fan
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/news/dave-matthews-fan-ride-stranded-133515003.html

Louis CK - Animated: If God Came Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LOojbp8ptWI

A Redditor Has Been Leaking WWE Outcomes For Months
http://deadspin.com/a-redditor-has-been-leaking-wwe-outcomes-for-months-787445495

Cool...i guess...
http://www.pointerpointer.com/

dont go swimming in mass this summer
http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2013/07/15/great-white-shark-spotted-off-beach-chatham-sunday/YDAfQpeuW0A4wyom02PoiO/story.html