Mmm... Molder/Scully Sexual Tension

In Japanese myth there's a creature called the Ashiaraiyashiki. It is a giant, unwashed foot that appears before you and demands to be washed. If you don't wash it, it will rampage through your house. http://hyakumonogatari.com/2010/08/18/the-washing-foot/
and also, Beware of Eyeball Butt!
http://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/08/19/shirime-eyeball-butt/

Panty Melter X-Treme! PUPPIES!
http://i.imgur.com/MO8jUU9.gif

The New York Knicks, In One Tidy End-Of-Game Bungling
http://deadspin.com/the-new-york-knicks-in-one-tidy-end-of-game-bungling-1484669140

This is how I would majestically traverse the ocean floor, if i were Marine Life, of course
http://beautifuldecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/xue11.jpg

So I saw on Twitter that there is a college QB that plays for UCF and his name is Blake Bortles. I laughed at such a silly  name, so naturally I had to Google to put a face to this silly ass name. Lo and behold, I Google image searched his name and about 2 pics of him came up and the rest were of his smoking hot girlfriend, Lindsay Duke. Bortles is just a simple looking country boy.
http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blake-bortles-girlfriend-lindsey-duke-7.jpg
http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blake-bortles-girlfriend-lindsey-duke-2.jpg
http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blake-bortles-girlfriend-lindsey-duke-6.jpg


This is a metaphoric representation of what your sig. other's weekend is like when you're out of town.  http://24.media.tumblr.com/277285cfe2e4e22e9472bff8cf63d326/tumblr_mj1yfwcDXS1r0uk07o1_250.gif

NSFW! WEIRD! I'M SORRY (sort of)
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1387241806036.gif

Asus PadFone coming to a 'very big' US operator next year: New PadFone mini unveiled as part of a new strategy
http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/11/5199214/asus-padfone-us-launch-big-operator


Capitals to host 2015 NHL Winter Classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4uHcnrnA78

Scholars Protest Charles Koch's Donation to Catholic University
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/12/scholars-protest-koch-brothers-donation-catholic-university

Mafia boss put a contract out on Johnny Carson after he drunkenly chatted up the wrong girl at Frank Sinatra's favorite Manhattan bar http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2451322/Mafia-boss-contract-Johnny-Carson-chatted-girl-Jillys-Saloon-Manhattan.html

 Vodka and tequila infused into 1? Sounds gross and desperate.
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/looks-like-theres-a-new-vodkatequila-in-town/

This Adorable Dog Doesn't Quite Get Swimming
http://gawker.com/this-adorable-dog-doesnt-quite-get-swimming-1484303508

Meet the Robot Telemarketer Who Denies She's A Robot
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/10/meet-the-robot-telemarketer-who-denies-shes-a-robot/ 

The record was finally broken! Leave it to Uttar Pradesh - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/16/10-stillborn-babies-delivered-birth-india_n_4455300.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

This makes me angry.  If that makes me a scrooge, then Fahk eht!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2kjoUjOHjPI
(The mom's hot though)

Actual Naked Yoga (NSFW)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqisq2_sara-jean-underwood-naked-yoga_redband?autoPlay=0

22 Jump Street Trailer
http://defamer.gawker.com/merry-christmas-here-is-the-22-jump-street-red-band-tr-1484296083/@maxread

VCU players participate in lip-sync video with patients at a hospital
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/vcu-players-participate-lip-sync-video-patients-hospital-011759283--ncaab.html

Fucking great Del http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wZovTzdR55w

Long Island cop gives a guy a ticket for washing his car in his own driveway
http://www.autoblog.com/2013/12/16/ny-police-officer-ticket-car-washer-own-driveway/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000588

Multivitamins are a waste of money. Told y'alls - http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/16/health/multivitamins-studies/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

How does one man have access to so many passed out people?
http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/210/872/0/S2108720/original.gif?v=1

WHO WOULDN'T LOOK!?!? C'MON
http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/200/191/5/S2001915/original.gif?v=1

Even if you're not a hockey fan...  Best goal cam shot EVER!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOLD6is7otI

NSFW Brooklyn Decker: http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-626/

NSFW NIP SLIP: http://img140.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=76647_decker2_123_46lo.jpg

Next party you host....Key Party or Rainbow party?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_sex#Key_party

Deltron 3030 - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7FxVSDLonY

Judging By Google Searches, Here Are The Things Americans Were Most Clueless About in 2013  http://www.fastcompany.com/3023565/fast-feed/judging-by-google-searches-here-are-the-things-americans-were-most-clueless-about-

The Man Issue (Portlandia)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTcvmmOkqJI