YULE LOGS IN YO FACE

Bros,

It was a great year of BroBlasting. I know I still owe you guys the results from the last Survey. I'm a lazy/busy piece of shit, but I'll get it done.  I also have a batch of new questions for the next BroSurvey.  For the new BroBlast members that have not experienced a survey yet, just ask the bro that referred you. There may be one or two more BroBlasts in 2013, but for all intents and purposes this is the last one. Your beloved comish is done working for the man this year. 

One thing I want to leave you bros with.  There is no reason... i repeat, NO REASON, for you to wear a beanie while you are lifting weights/exercising in an indoor gym.  Oh you have long hair? wear a bandana, rubber band, or sweatband. I'm so sick of these "LOOK AT ME I'M SO FUCKING COOL CUZ I WEAR A BEANIE IN THE GYM" fucking douchebags. FUCK.  That's all, just had to get it off my chest before New Years Eve.

Smooches,

A.G.

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The Secret History Of The War On Public Drinking
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/14/public-drinking-laws_n_4312523.html

The La La Christmas Song by Sleeve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Br3cpKHzA

DOGECOIN: How A Thing That Started As A Joke Become The Hottest Digital Currency In The World http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-dogecoin-2013-12

Chuck Norris' reply to JCVD's awesome truck splits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA

Dog vs. Baby over bed
http://i.imgur.com/Amb8UyN.gif

Lizard's Revenge
http://i.imgur.com/xScY4Vo.gif

NSFW - Bird Drawings
http://imgur.com/a/GaA15

NEVER FORGET: 10 Years Ago Today, Joe Namath Wanted To Kiss You
http://deadspin.com/10-years-ago-today-joe-namath-wanted-to-kiss-you-1487103791

In regard to yesteday's Income Inequality NPR piece: http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/12/10/rethinking-the-idea-of-a-basic-income-for-all/?_r=0

Asshole driver doesn't believe in bike lanes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hJ_hzjlQsw

Little Richard's Personal Life section is very interesting
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Richard#Personal_life

Giant Horse Conch
http://www.weather.com/video/yikes-earths-ugliest-cannibal-42315
(the chick news anchor that presents this video, Jasmine Bailey, turns me on A LOT... her voice, her expression....and every time she says "horse Conch"....wow.. Much boner.)
I think this is her: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jasmine-bailey/41/801/83

I think this may have been blasted long ago, but remember good ole Wojtek the Bear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

The Odyssey, Full Movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzLhXEPEw6w

Best Christmas scene ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro9EgTXrAb8

Dog Stops on Command
http://i.imgur.com/mtCmWi4.gif

Daily show said goodbye to john Oliver last night, he's getting an HBO show
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3dxWqrglQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJy3dxWqrglQ

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes | Official Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_9-3Fj3ZdI

Experimental animation meets pottery (cool video)
https://vimeo.com/82012299

113 most mystifying, monumental, mesmerizing and magical sports memories of 2013
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/specials/best-sports-moments-of-2013/?eref=sihp

Air Force General Fired for Awesomest Overseas Drunken Bender Ever
http://gawker.com/air-force-general-fired-for-awesomest-overseas-drunken-1487083877

The One Hidden iPhone Feature That's Freaking Out The Competition
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dan-lyons/qualcomm-insider-apple-64_b_4468123.html

Here Is A Horse Running Free On The Streets Of Chicago
http://deadspin.com/here-is-a-horse-running-free-on-the-streets-of-chicago-1487340296

NSFW - Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (Zeds Dead Remix) (Full vag and yams on YouTube?!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjSVdQwqA3E

Last min amazon prime gift ideas
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/last-minute-amazon-prime-gifts-for-everyone-in-your-life

Barry Diller's PR Exec Thinks AIDS Is Hilarious Tweet Material
http://gothamist.com/2013/12/20/barry_dillers_publicist_thinks_aids.php

Manliest way to garden: Flower Shell Lets You Plant Seeds with a 12-Gauge Shotgun
http://laughingsquid.com/flower-shell-lets-you-plant-seeds-with-a-12-gauge-shotgun/