Missionary, no breaking eye-contact...ever...

R Rated Movies as Kids' Cartoons Book
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/this-pixar-artist-drew-r-rated-film-scenes-and-turned-it-int?bffb

Guy throwing a raccoon down the stairs, defending his dog (The top YouTube comment by "Jennifer Billiot-Salazar" fills me with rage)

Christopher Hitchens debate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH68Y5MUGfo

New Phantogram album:
http://www.npr.org/2014/02/11/271517810/first-listen-phantogram-voices

DYI Architecture:
http://www.wikihouse.cc/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlt6kaNjoeI#t=208
http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2014/02/17/273045696/diy-houses-in-the-internet-age-some-assembly-required

This American Experience: The Rise and Fall of Penn Station (trailer is interesting)
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/films/penn/player/

Haha. NSFW. http://www.theonion.com/video/olympic-village-tour-see-where-the-athletes-live-t,35266/

I have no idea how true/real/valid this is... but I really love the Boss' reply...
http://www.sliptalk.com/2014/01/27/employee-quits-job/#.UwNrvIVfQR0 (prob fake)

Here's a scary spider game! http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/

Get your weather updates here: http://dogeweather.com/

True Detective Lays a Few More Cards on the Table
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/02/17/true_detective_episode_5_the_secret_fate_of_all_life_a_recap_of_the_hbo.html

One-Percent Jokes and Plutocrats in Drag: What I Saw When I Crashed a Wall Street Secret Society http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/02/i-crashed-a-wall-street-secret-society.html

This is how you play 1-on-1 Bball and WIN!
https://gifvine-gifs.s3.amazonaws.com/MZmwQn02lDu

GW apparently just signed this kid...he's been called White Jordan, Prince Harry of Harlem (great nickname) and Billy Hoyle (from White Men Can't Jump)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BoqAgd9DEE

True Detective + Dazed & Confused = http://trueandconfused.tumblr.com/

Sewer was blocked by a large Pooh
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sewer-blocked-by-a-large-pooh-and-other-weird-items-scottish-water-launches-campaign-aimed-at-reducing-40000-blockages-a-year-9134054.html

Cologne for the average guy http://imgur.com/gallery/Pswc0Hu

Danica Patrick's Nipple - NSFW: http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19g33u575pdehjpg/ku-medium.jpg

Damian Lillard's Between-The-Legs Dunk, Animated
http://deadspin.com/damian-lillards-between-the-legs-dunk-animated-1525230738

Watch This Baseball Player Try To Murder A Pitcher During A Brawl
http://deadspin.com/watch-this-baseball-player-try-to-murder-a-pitcher-duri-1525186387

Michelle Rodriguez Opens Up About Her Relationship With Cara Delevingne
http://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/michelle-rodriguez-opens-up-about-her-relationship-with-cara

It's getting NUTS in Ukraine right now...
www.cnn.com/2014/02/18/world/europe/ukraine-protests/index.html

Alex Morgan Bikini Pics: http://www.terezowens.com/alex-morgan-featured-in-sis-swimsuit-issue/

This Hannah Davis SI photo shoot is reDICK (Semi NSFW)
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hannah-davis-nj-strong-si-photoshoot/

Father Of The Year Records 5 Minutes Of Middle School Kids Busting Their Asses On Ice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGm3t3OCT7Y

The Jamaican Bobsled Song (not from Cool Runnings)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71JHunY8rI

This has been blasted before, but it's NSFW videos made SFW ... i still wouldn't watch it at work though: http://vimeo.com/32662842

This Is What Happens When You Upload A Funny Photo Of Your Baby To Facebook
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-internet-turned-this-baby-into-a-meme-after-a-photo-of-h  (a new MEME is born)

You guys remember the Penguin Pilot from the cartoon, The Critic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsZbSzMi08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACb1vIX_wSI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwDlO1j83k