Sochi Squirts

For all you dads out there: http://themetapicture.com/why-my-kid-is-crying/

If the Winter Olympics were in NYC: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/02/04/sports/olympic-venues.html?hp&_r=0

Good explanation from Flea (Red Hot chili Peppers) on why they mimed the Super Bowl show
http://www.vanyaland.com/2014/02/04/read-fleas-statement-regarding-unplugged-red-hot-chili-peppers-performance/

This Grilled Cheese Sounds Delicious!
http://amandakbythebay.blogspot.com/2013/09/balsamic-blueberry-grilled-cheese.html
(I'd mash the blogger's taddies as well)

"Ask me why I'm Lazy"  (Semi-NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/8SChHYV.jpg

CVS will no longer cell tobacco products: http://www.cnbc.com/id/101390122

This is what riding the bus in Sochi is like, NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/VYLoMtl.gif

Some photos of the simple life: http://jaimebeechum.com/foothills-mountains/ (some nudes, but artistic)

Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill to Star in 1996 Olympic Bombing Film
http://www.vulture.com/2014/02/leo-jonah-to-star-in-96-olympic-bombing-film.html

THIS GIRL'S YAMS ARE OUT OF CONTROL (SEMI-NSFW)
http://m.imgur.com/a/ylUq2

Reece's Peanut Butter Cups new Ad campaign (Semi-NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/4DInqsL.jpg

So Squishy... I could watch this for days (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/sk2nFiw.gif

Disturbing New Feminist Trend: Free-Bleeding
http://modernwomandigest.com/disturbing-new-feminist-trend-free-bleeding/
Related to above, NSFW: http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/there-will-be-blood

Top 5 Banned Commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-8Jw7D0AMQ

NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/AcriZcP.jpg (just straight up NSFW, dawg)

Good God... DMX is literally going to kill George Zimmerman. - http://pitchfork.com/news/53846-dmx-to-fight-george-zimmerman-in-celebrity-boxing-match/

Russia Plans on Whoring Its Women’s Hockey Players Out to Men’s Team
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2014/02/russia-plans-on-whoring-its-womens-hockey-players-out-to-mens-team.html

Anheuser-Busch Agrees to Purchase Blue Point Brewing Company
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/anheuser-busch-agrees-purchase-blue-140000014.html

2014 Sony World Photography Award (cool pics) - http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2014/02/the-2014-sony-world-photography-awards/100674/

I wish this was real: http://www.theonion.com/articles/trojan-unveils-new-3piece-formal-condoms,35177/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default

Covering the Olympics in Sochi looks terrible:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/02/04/journalists-at-sochi-are-live-tweeting-their-hilarious-and-gross-hotel-experiences/

Company hired to 'dispose' of stray dogs in Sochi
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/report--company-hired-to--dispose--of-stray-dogs-in-sochi-202117181.html

Shaun White Refuses To Ride Sochi's Dangerous Slopestyle Course
http://deadspin.com/shaun-white-refuses-to-ride-sochis-dangerous-slopestyl-1516481480

Well this is irrational.... and fucked...
Saudi imam rapes, tortures 5-yr-old daughter because he 'doubted her virginity'
http://www.examiner.com/article/saudi-imam-rapes-tortures-5-yr-old-daughter-because-he-doubted-her-virginity

Airbnb co-founder on the future of the sharing economy and self-sufficiency
http://www.theguardian.com/media-network/media-network-blog/2014/feb/05/airbnb-nathan-blecharczyk-sharing-economy

Biebers on fire of giving zero fucks
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/recapping-bieber-news-the-last-72-hours-the-pilots-on-his-private-jet-had-to-wear-gasmasks-so-they-didnt-get-overwhelmed-by-weed-selena-gomez-checked-herself-into-rehab-to-get-over-him-he-tried/

Who knows if this is true... but man, i love Bill.
Elizabeth Hurley had 'year long affair with President Clinton - flying to White House for secret sex'
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/elizabeth-hurley-affair-president-clinton-3113958#ixzz2sT6Lfooc

Iranian Found In Venice Lagoon, Alleged Victim Of Botched Sex Game
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/02/05/iranian-found-in-venice-lagoon-alleged-victim-of-botched-sex-game.html

This free climber in Russia is pretty nuts - http://sploid.gizmodo.com/the-craziest-of-the-russian-city-climbers-makes-me-scre-1515718222

Some kind of British-ish rules about Pub Etiquette.
http://www.sunriseag.net/adoptapub/A07-GreavesRules.htm

Do heroin dealers get arrested when people OD or is it just when famous people OD that they get arrested? I've never heard of someone OD'ing and a dealer getting arrested. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/philip-seymour-hoffman-knew-die-drug-report-article-1.1601596

Cyber Attack in Sochi, everyone is going to get GOT... everyone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEeJJVZ5P8

Le Bounce (Semi-NSFW): http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/gifs_09.gif?w=230&h=339

Girl Orgasms from Bass in Car's Sound System
http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6951270/girl-orgasms-from-bass-in-cars-sound-system

Green Tea Kit Kat: http://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Kit-Kat-Maccha-Green/dp/B007OVX77G

Pussy Riot on Colbert Report (the middle one is so hot)
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/432806/february-04-2014/pussy-riot-pt--1?xrs=share_copy

Next time you're in Japan, make dinner reservations here: http://www.robot-restaurant.com/  ("medieval times" style dinner theatre but with robots)

Lemon Jelly - His Majesty King Raam (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGmbOE277yA

Funny Australian Doritos commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MljlKe36lbQ

Here Are 17 Famous Movie Homes Built With LEGO Bricks
http://www.movoto.com/blog/novelty-real-estate/lego-movie-homes/