Street Sharks: Jawesome

claptrap
\ KLAP-trap \  , noun;
1. pretentious but insincere or empty language: His speeches seem erudite but analysis reveals them to be mere claptrap.
2. any artifice or expedient for winning applause or impressing the public.

Strangers asked to kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpbDHxCV29A#t=12

Good article... NYC loves Lena Dunham...but the ratings show that most of America basically thinks she sucks:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/the-dunham-disconnect-manhattan-media-love-for-lena-isn%E2%80%99t-shared-by-the-rest-of-america/

DC Bros: Meat-focused restaurant The Partisan opens in Penn Quarter
http://wtop.com/1228/3579218/Nose-to-tail-restaurant-opens-in-DC

'Candy Crush' maker sees up to $7.6 billion IPO valuation
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/12/us-king-ipo-idUSBREA2B0KP20140312

'Game Of Thrones' Gets 7 Seasons
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/12/game-of-thrones-7-seasons_n_4946597.html?&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067

South Nassau Hospital alerting 4,247 patients of possible blood contamination
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/south-nassau-hospital-alerting-4-247-patients-of-possible-blood-contamination-1.7359969

Here are some dogs who tried to mess with bees: http://imgur.com/gallery/5vPcQ

Here are some cool pics of 'smeared skies': http://imgur.com/gallery/JdEjU and http://imgur.com/gallery/Hy81M

Remaining indigenous peoples of the world: http://imgur.com/gallery/LPndz

Building collapsed in East Harlem, people trapped, metro north suspended: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/13/nyregion/east-harlem-building-collapse.html?hp&_r=0

This trial is crazy. I guess it's one of the reasons daycare liability insurance is so expensive ($15M in legal fees) - http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/10/us/the-trial-that-unleashed-hysteria-over-child-abuse.html

What you're looking for when you're looking for a missing plane - http://qz.com/186433/what-youre-looking-for-when-youre-looking-for-a-missing-airplane/

Everything you wanted to know about the new iOS7 update - http://arstechnica.com/apple/2014/03/refinements-additions-and-un-breaking-stuff-ios-7-1-reviewed/

Can you guys what these painted foods actually are? - http://twistedsifter.com/2014/03/foods-painted-to-look-like-other-foods-hikaru-cho/

Steve Irwin's diving partner sets the record straight on fatal accident - http://digg.com/video/steve-irwins-diving-partner-sets-record-straight-on-fatal-accident

How to get on to a US Navy aircraft carrier at sea for 24 hours - http://flightclub.jalopnik.com/i-spent-24-hours-on-board-a-us-navy-aircraft-carrier-at-1541114300

8 pronunciation errors that made English (in the UK) what it is today - http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/11/pronunciation-errors-english-language

Cougar slayers - http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/crime/clan-cougar-slayers-young-girls-family-secret/

Vicious Ukraine DIY weapons - http://www.wired.com/rawfile/2014/03/ukraine-diy-weapons/

Company uses women with PhDs as models (guess what, models without PhDs are much hotter) - http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/each-model-betabrands-new-spring-collection-has-phd-156238

Family forced to flee home after deadly spiders found in bananas - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10689098/Family-forced-to-flee-home-after-deadly-spiders-found-in-bananas.html

The world of 100% election victories - http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26527422

This video (other than the shitty voice over) is cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R94LOz5KcdA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHA, i love this
This Guy Went to a Magic: The Gathering Tournament and Took Selfies With Exposed Butt Cracks http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6958071/this-guy-went-to-a-magic-the-gathering-tournament-and-took-selfies-with-exposed-butt-cracks
 
Long but fascinating read.
Street Fighter The Movie, what went wrong?
http://www.polygon.com/features/2014/3/10/5451014/street-fighter-the-movie-what-went-wrong

Fat Girl doing Fat Girl things (LOLZ)
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/fat-girls-doing-fat-girl-things/

Oil Rig Worker Says He Saw Flight 370 Crash in Flames
http://gawker.com/oil-rig-worker-says-he-saw-flight-370-crash-in-flames-1542226293


Photo-artist photoshops buildings to only show their facades - http://weandthecolor.com/facades-photographic-project-zacharie-gaudrillot-roy/35724

How Smart Are Your Teachers? http://digg.com/video/how-smart-are-your-teachers

LOL Mr Met, gets straight cuckholded by Royals mascot immediately upon entering the Twitterverse.
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/mr-met-joins-twitter-is-immediately-cuckolded-by-sluggerrr-the-royals-mascot/

The Real Location of True Detective's Carcosa
http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2014/03/11/here_s_the_real_location_of_true_detective_s_carcosa.html

Lindsay Lohan's list of famous sex partners could rock Hollywood
http://www.channel24.co.za/Gossip/News/Lindsay-Lohans-list-of-famous-sex-partners-could-rock-Hollywood-20140312

The Wolf of Wall Street Chest Thump Mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9-y4u9mew

How It's Made in reverse is kind of soothing - http://digg.com/video/if-you-watch-how-its-made-backwards-oreos-are-recycled-into-raw-materials

NSFW, JIGGLE: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/grownup_corner_654_30.gif?w=500&h=285