Tranquilo, Mijo...

Why You Should Absolutely Eat Something Called A 'Garbage Plate'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/26/garbage-plate_n_4854514.html

Six of U.S.'s top richest neighborhoods are in D.C. area
http://www.wtop.com/41/3571453/Local-neighborhoods-among-richest

Stevie Surrenders to Kenny Powers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkx78F_7yV8

Why Study Philosophy? 'To Challenge Your Own Point of View' (BroBlast commissioner's answer? ... to waste your tuition dollars, HA!) http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2014/02/why-study-philosophy-to-challenge-your-own-point-of-view/283954/

You need a masters degree for these jobs: http://www.bestmastersdegrees.com/weird/

Best things you can get at each fast food joint, this made me hungry for a burger: http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/best-fast-food-items-whataburger-in-n-out-burger-and-more-thrillist

Inappropriate laugh tracks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSvkkTWrRGo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZjP_IoxCHU

0.15% of Mobile Players Account for 50% of In-Game Revenue
http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/28/015-of-mobile-players-account-for-50-of-in-game-revenue

CrossFit Lolz
http://i.imgur.com/h67E5tZ.jpg

ERIC CLAPTON....SAN FRANCISCO BAY BLUES (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SzP3_K_7EE&feature=kp

fractal gallery http://www.enchgallery.com/

Wes Craven Presents: Studio 360’s Scary Short Film Fest
http://www.studio360.org/story/wes-craven-pesents-studio-360s-scary-short-film-fest/

I love sororities [NSFW]
http://i.imgur.com/cQ3KNvm.jpg

Man awakens in body bag
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2014/02/28/dnt-ms-man-wakes-up-in-body-bag.wapt.html

 what if animals were round? i like this a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yltlJEdSAHw

This lady is a HUGE BITCH
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/27/tech/web/linked-in-cleveland-job-bank/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

15 most hated financial office clichés
http://www.ibamag.com/news/far-out-friday-15-most-hated-financial-office-cliches-17409.aspx

Daughter's Facebook Brag Costs Her Family $80,000
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/-80-000-facebook-dana-snay-settlement-confidentiality-agreement-164326139.html

8 year olds, dude http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26352378

This is pretty interesting, scientific endeavor to harness the power of a star: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/elements/2014/02/video-how-to-put-a-star-into-a-bottle.html

Light beer rankings - http://deadspin.com/24-light-beers-ranked-1531750718

Free Computer Science Books
http://www.coderholic.com/free-computer-science-books/

Ancient whales on the Pan-American Highway:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/02/140227-ancient-whale-beached-stranding-fossil-animals-ocean-science/

Exoplanets fo days, son:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/02/140226-kepler-planet-science-space/

Anyone amused by this?
http://instagram.com/p/k76FLDEeAw/#

This is terrible, but it reminded me of the opening scene of Kevin Costner as Robin Hood, where he meets Morgan Freeman's character in the dungeon...
www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/02/28/syrian-extremists-amputated-a-mans-hand-and-live-tweeted-it/

Nearly all this band's songs are good. A few favorites:
The Antlers - Putting The Dog To Sleep (Chill Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsOgFgc5f5w
The Antlers - No Windows (Chill Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsFVH8vBH9A
The Antlers - Kettering (Chill Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8We0FVflGaU

Tranny Tyranny Thursdays

deipnosophist    
\dahyp-NOS-uh-fist\
noun
1. a person who is an adept conversationalist at table.


What a beautiful rose... Oh wait, that's a vaginal prolapse in a sheep.
http://i.imgur.com/7xOXzXC.jpg

Crimes in Canada are getting out of hand.
http://www.wimp.com/crimescanada/

This is just amazing. Topless and Bottomless. NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/RwZZA.jpg

Check out this super smart woman that deserves equal pay to men and should be allowed to vote...  http://i.imgur.com/Kkw2TJE.gif

NSFW - Super hot photo album of this babe - NSFW
http://imgur.com/a/nXK1T

Robot House!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbEfV05tJz8&app=desktop

True Detective Season 2 rumor...if true...sounds like garbage
http://www.avclub.com/article/truedetectiveseason2-women-201553

Exxon’s Pro-Fracking CEO Is Suing to Stop Fracking Near His Mansion
http://www.thenation.com/blog/178534/exxons-pro-fracking-ceo-suing-stop-fracking-near-his-mansion

Some dude that looks down on his luck teaches you how to act drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM71e8ovUos

THC Wax. http://news.yahoo.com/colo-marijuana-businesses-embrace-drug-center-dea-crackdown-015551827--abc-news-topstories.html

If Churches Paid Taxes... http://i.imgur.com/dofFcxk.jpg

Don't you wish your night at the bar ended like this? (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/jp5JRKz.jpg

Oh Canada (Lolz)
http://themetapicture.com/canada-the-only-place-youll-see-something-like-this/

True Detective Clue (spoiler if you're not caught up)
http://imgur.com/9xUmeZG

The 1 Email Successful People Never Send
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/26/email-successful-people_n_4854701.html

Bill Watterson’s first publicly available cartoon in 19 years is a movie poster
http://www.avclub.com/article/bill-wattersons-first-publicly-available-cartoon-1-201587

Here's The Most-Listened-To Artist In Every State
http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-the-most-listened-to-artist-in-every-state-2014-2

Allison Williams (Brian Williams' daughter) is getting hitchted
http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/02/allison-williams-to-marry-her-toothy-true-match.html

Russian Spy ship just mysteriously lands in Havanna Cuba.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russian-spy-ship-docks-havana-n40041

Brought to you by Chipotle
Farmed and Dangerous
http://farmedanddangerous.com/
and
http://nyulocal.com/entertainment/2014/02/25/chipotle-made-a-miniseries-for-hulu-that-features-exploding-mammals/

John Boehner Called Himself "Boner"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/dorsey/speaker-boehner-calls-himself-boner

Band Of Horses - Weed Party (Live on KEXP) (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIVYtuEx9Q

This dude is crazy http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10526642/richie-incognito-miami-dolphins-damaged-own-car-baseball-bat

GOT Book 6 Excerpt: http://shelf-life.ew.com/2014/02/26/winds-of-winter-exclusive/?google_editors_picks=true

Charles Barkley going through his fat nicknames from the 80's is great
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2gJzwugefw

Watch Seth Rogen's hilarious and heartfelt Senate testimony on Alzheimer's research
http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/27/5453488/seth-rogen-senate-testimony-alzheimers-research

Apologies if you already know about this, but it's new to me... Trans Pacific Partnership
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/12/11/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-trans-pacific-partnership/
and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Pacific_Partnership

Spengler Wang

Mada-fuggin NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/TUdYmzM.jpg

Hot Blond being amazing - NSFW - http://imgur.com/a/cQtKx (no, but for real... this is great)

Amazing shirt-lift - NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/TUdYmzM.jpg

Really cool porcelain statues - http://sweet-station.com/blog/2012/07/maria-rubinke-2/
The sculptor is easy on the eye too... http://whitehotmagazine.com/UserFiles/image/000/Sculptor%20Maria%20Rubinke.jpg


Round Persian man puts up weight - http://i.imgur.com/zByGKuR.gif

Lean Beef: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmontese_%28cattle%29

NASA shows how dark N. Korea actually is - http://www.animalnewyork.com/2014/nasa-shows-dark-north-korea-really/

This man has survived on pizza alone for 25 years- http://www.vice.com/read/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years

Google Glass wearing lady gets assaulted at punk rock bar in San Francisco - http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/02/25/woman-wearing-google-says-she-was-attacked-in-san-francisco-bar/

WARNING-WARNING-WARNING - This will fill you with Rage. Turn down your speakers. If this woman died an agonizing death, I would have to hold back a smile... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8er3UU6Nig&sns

This C-word has 2.2 Million subscribers on YouTube... i have second-hand embarrassment watching this.... how these people make money off YouTube ad revenue is beyond me.  I have nothing but schadenfreude in my heart for this woman.  FUCK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxExQ_jdm54

Dudes with patchy beards can now get beard transplants:
http://gawker.com/brooklyn-dudes-are-getting-beard-transplants-now-1530795964
and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2567751/Instant-hipsterfication-The-craze-7-000-beard-transplants-takes-men-look-increase-cool-factor.html

LOLZ!  Anteater vs. Kangaroo! COME AT ME BRO!
http://i.imgur.com/laxsJHr.gif

This is a genius way to be lazy and keep your place in line
http://i.imgur.com/KAYNhb4.jpg

Collection of 15 slow cooker recipes from Serious Eats
http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/01/slow-cooker-recipes-beef-pork-brisket-stew-braise.html

This old man is awesome: http://i.imgur.com/38nqTlX.jpg

Girl surprises boyfriend with marriage proposal; he looks pumped!
http://i.imgur.com/hWwI35s.jpg

We've been eating sushi all wrong
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/foodbeast/so-apparently-weve-been-e_b_4850942.html

Food Stamp Surfer Still On Food Stamps (FOX News hates this guy)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/25/food-stamp-surfer_n_4853998.html

Kate Upton's Only Real Nude Photo (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/xLOzcSn.jpg

This lady is insane (also happened in 2011)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhghdGmXWrI

Cult Movies On Youtube http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDNdIcXvceVC3r8T5ED444BYG97ELFefT

Ghostbusters Feels.... :(
http://imgur.com/gallery/bXNkNvI

Lolz Face - http://imgur.com/gallery/1i2JgmM

The Internet is Fucked - http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/25/5431382/the-internet-is-fucked

The US Housing Market - bubble to bust to recovery - http://www.bloomberg.com/dataview/2014-02-25/bubble-to-bust-to-recovery.html

Amtrak starting writers' residencies - http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/currency/2014/02/amtrak-train-writers-residencies-alexander-chee.html

Gladiator School discovered in Austria - http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/02/140225-gladiator-school-discovered-roman-austria-archaeology-science/

Rolls Royce wants to build drone container ships - http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-02-25/rolls-royce-drone-ships-challenge-375-billion-industry-freight.html

Your State's favorite band is... - http://musicmachinery.com/2014/02/25/exploring-regional-listening-preferences/

Guys go snow swimming - http://digg.com/video/snow-swimming-youtube

Ben & Jerry new flavor - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/25/ben-jerrys-core-ice-cream_n_4854680.html

Bloomberg Visual Data: Interactive data products and editorially-driven graphics
http://www.bloomberg.com/visual-data

10 Of The Worst Modern Bands EVER
http://www.cracked.com/funny-6404-10-worst-modern-bands-ever/

Top Ten Worst Music Artists
http://www.thetoptens.com/worst-music-artists/

Spike Lee's 7-Minute Rant About The 'Motherf*cking Hipsters' Gentrifying Brooklyn
http://gothamist.com/2014/02/26/spike_lee_goes_off_about_the_mother.php

LOLZ - Cranky Businessman Quieted For Entire Trip With Brightly Colored Cellphone Game
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cranky-businessman-quieted-for-entire-trip-with-br,35364/

U.S. Housing Markets Faces Growing Wealth Inequality
http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2014/02/26/u-s-housing-markets-faces-growing-wealth-inequality/
Where are home prices going to be highest in 2018? West coast, Northeast and especially Hawaii http://on.wsj.com/1hoX1cS 

Young Coach K - http://deadspin.com/coack-ks-goofy-west-point-yearbook-photo-from-1969-1462981922

Atlanta Braves Pitcher Had Surgery On His Dickhole
http://deadspin.com/atlanta-braves-pitcher-had-surgery-on-his-dickhole-1531194222

Sick new "30 for 30" about the Big East set for March 16
http://www.vuhoops.com/big-east-news/2014/2/25/5446794/the-next-espn-30-for-30-to-feature-the-big-east-as-it-was

The Legend of Young Larry Bird
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/mwzm97/kroll-show-the-legend-of-young-larry-bird

The FBI never revealed it had a an al-Qaeda mole who met Bin Laden 8 years before 9/11 - http://www.nbcnews.com/news/investigations/fbi-never-revealed-it-had-al-qaeda-mole-who-met-n39076

How a Moroccan ruler may have sired 1,000 kids - http://news.discovery.com/history/how-moroccan-ruler-could-sire-1000-kids-revealed-140226.htm

The Cast Of Workaholics "Game Of Thrones" Audition Reel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5eory5FjlvU

Improve your reading Speed
http://www.spritzinc.com/

Meth Cook Busted Wearing Los Pollos Hermanos Shirt From Breaking Bad
http://gawker.com/meth-cook-busted-wearing-los-pollos-hermanos-shirt-from-1531646479

HHS borrows “Doge” meme to sell Obamacare, and elicits a few groans
http://blogs.marketwatch.com/health-exchange/2014/02/26/hhs-borrows-doge-meme-to-sell-obamacare-and-elicits-a-few-groans/

El Chapo Gooz, Man.

Washington, D.C. - NSFW - How come I never see this on the shitty metro?
http://i.imgur.com/w8mtEPX.jpg (NSFW)

What is it with New York players and unregistered guns? http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/10514816/raymond-felton-new-york-knicks-arrested-weapons-charges

Getting deep into True Detective theories (Spoiler alert if you're not caught up)
http://www.reddit.com/r/TrueDetective/comments/1yue90/can_you_identify_confirm_deny_any_of_these_people/

LOL FAP-HORSE (hahahahahaha)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPnSLSn_F-c

The true identity of Andy's mom (Toy Story nerding) - http://jonnegroni.com/2014/02/24/the-true-identity-of-andys-mom-in-toy-story-will-blow-your-mind/

Crosswind landings aren't as scary as they seem - http://www.nycaviation.com/2014/02/crosswind-landings/#.UwvktPSg2Bu

The Irish are happier when they're miserable (no shit!) - http://qz.com/180529/the-irish-are-apparently-happier-when-theyre-miserable/

BBC sign off anchor-lady shrinks away - http://digg.com/video/camera-error-on-bbc-news

Stuff that could use the fridge - http://www.epicurious.com/articlesguides/blogs/editor/2014/02/to-refrigerate-or-not-to-refrigerate.html

Q&A with a deep web arms dealer - http://www.vocativ.com/02-2014/q-deep-web-arms-dealer/

Punk girl gets a makeover to look normal - http://digg.com/video/shocking-punk-rocker-turned-into-stunner-snog-marry-avoid

Can you figure out the rule behind the sequence of numbers? (This guy makes me want to punch him in the face, fucking asshole) - http://digg.com/video/can-you-solve-this

Meterologist rides out tornado inside an armored car - http://digg.com/video/inside-a-tornado-full-version-tiv2-intercept

Dude's heart didn't have any human DNA!!!!! - http://www.propublica.org/article/hidden-in-a-heart-a-discovery-beyond-belief

Super Mario Seinfeld parody - http://digg.com/video/the-super-mario-seinfeld-parody-no-one-asked-for

Neat gifs - http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/gif-entries-in-motion-photography-prize-competition

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Plays DJ
http://www.vibe.com/article/toronto-mayor-rob-ford-plays-dj

Indian Headshakes | What do they mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj56IPJOqWE

Netanyahu Accidentally Gives German Chancellor Merkel a Hitler ‘Stache
http://www.mediaite.com/online/netanyahu-accidentally-gives-german-chancellor-merkel-a-hitler-stache/

True Detective LOLZ
http://imgur.com/gallery/g9Mem06

Ridiculously long True Detective Theory
 http://i.imgur.com/xmxwVZh.png

True Detectie - Maggies ASS - NSFW
http://fat.gfycat.com/SplendidParchedAoudad.gif

solid read on Ukraine, written before all the current silliness http://www.stratfor.com/weekly/20101129_geopolitical_journey_part_6_ukraine

Some Guy Drew A Penis On His Wife’s Whiteboard Every Single Day For A Year
http://www.buzzfeed.com/maycie/some-guy-drew-a-penis-on-his-wifes-white-board-every-single

This Public Toilet Turns Pee Into Street Trees
http://gizmodo.com/this-public-toilet-turns-pee-into-street-trees-1529980210
"And there's good news for the ladies: Women can use a disposable funnel to pee standing up."

Alec Baldwin's goodbye to public life: http://www.vulture.com/2014/02/alec-baldwin-good-bye-public-life.html
"Now I loathe and despise the media in a way I did not think possible. I used to engage with the media knowing that some of it would be adversarial, but now it’s superfluous at best and toxic at its worst. If MSNBC went off the air tomorrow, what difference would it make? If the Huffington Post went out of business tomorrow, what difference would it make? Arianna Huffington accomplished what she wanted to accomplish. She created this wonderful thing. And what have they done with that? They want clicks, I get it. They’ve gotta have clicks for their advertisers, so they’re going to need as much Kim Kardashian and wardrobe malfunctions as possible. The other day, they had a thing on the home page about pimples. Tripe. Liberal and conservative media are now precisely equivalent.

I’m aware that it’s ironic that I’m making this case in the media—but this is the last time I’m going to talk about my personal life in an American publication ever again."

This is how Batman would look in real life
http://io9.com/this-is-how-batman-would-look-in-real-life-1530049375

Humanitarians of Tinder (LOLZ) http://humanitariansoftinder.com/
and https://www.facebook.com/humanitariansoftinder

True Detective Theory (slight spoiler if you're not caught up)
Same picture from the mental hospital with the girl and Marty and
Maggies bedroom.
http://imgur.com/cvRO1FF
http://imgur.com/a/l0Z01

Frank Rizzo is back
http://www.rollingstone.com/feature/jerky-boys-prank-calls-comedy-legends-comeback

A little insight on the Ramis v. Murray feud
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/harold-ramis-bill-murray-inside-groundhog-day-duo-154846006.html

People are terrified by the return of King Cake Baby
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-sports-minute/people-terrified-return-king-cake-baby-083911717.html

Whoa, I'm shocked to say this, but the new Godzilla trailer looks good? (Bryan Cranston)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIu85WQTPRc&feature=youtu.be

Michael Sam had a boner at the combine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ezE7QTk2o

More dick art.
http://nypost.com/2014/02/25/real-estate-honcho-accused-of-painting-penises-in-exs-home/

Mason Reese Dancing - https://www.youtube.com/embed/dmDIunSueYg

This is lame.  Just play.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26345242

This is terrifying...it could happen to you...
http://milesobrien.com/?p=3640

Aaron Hernandez ATTACKED another inmate at Bristol County Jail earlier today
http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/25/aaron-hernandez-jail-fight-attacks-inmate/

Philly beer garden on Independence Mall
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/the-insider/Beer-garden-for-Independence-Mall-.html

"I collect spores, molds, and fungus." - Dr. Egon Spengler

Article about True Detective's influence on sales of an obscure book
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2014/02/20/true-detective-references-boost-the-king-in-yellow-book/

Netflix Said to Agree to Pay Comcast for Faster Web Access
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-02-23/netflix-said-to-agree-to-pay-comcast-for-faster-broadband-access.html?cmpid=yhoo

This is a spoiler alert from last night's TD.  Don't check it out if you haven't watched yet.  Probably doesn't mean much, but still pretty wild
http://www.reddit.com/r/TrueDetective/comments/1ys13u/was_the_mother_who_killed_her_baby_in_the_old/

I've been seeing all of this Twitch Pokemon shit on Reddit lately, so I finally Googled it. Its much more popular than I thought-
Crowd-sourced video game controlling...
http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2014/02/19/279682262/heres-what-happens-when-thousdands-play-pokemon-together
 Here's the actual game- http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon
Wiki- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitch_Plays_Pok%C3%A9mon
I guess its only mildly interesting...

Streaker gets away: http://imgur.com/gallery/guuCg7e

Just take a momen tto enjoy this....
Michael Jackson - Man In The Mirror (Original Clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Nh84lfvW0&feature=kp&app=desktop

The hot young whore from last night's True Detective
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/hot-gallery/wake-up-with-lili-simmons-marty-harts-new-girl-in-true-detective/

NSFW - Hot scene from True Detective: http://gfycat.com/BlackandwhiteShowyAngelwingmussel#

self-balancing, 1 wheel, electric skateboard
http://rideonewheel.com/videos/

Caffeine Filled waffles
http://www.wiredwaffles.com/

The Copenhagen wheel.  Replace your back bicycle wheel and enter the 21st century.
https://www.superpedestrian.com/

More bombass Lego sets on the way. Ghostbusters 30th anniversary tribute - http://uncrate.com/stuff/lego-ghostbusters-ecto-1/

RIP Dr. Egon Spengler
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-harold-ramis-dead-20140224,0,2259309.story

Breaking News! Taco Bell Launching a Full Breakfast Menu on March 27th
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/super-page/breaking-news-taco-bell-launching-a-full-breakfast-menu-on-march-27th/
and http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/taco-bell-is-starting-a-breakfast-menu-and-it-includes-the-l

Lolz: http://i.imgur.com/usHkHVp.jpg

The science behind panty meltage:
http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0046362

Mike's Golf Shop - WE BUY GOLF CLUBS!  (commercial advertising genius)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zx7jPLmyk&feature=youtu.be

McDonald's Eyes Extending Breakfast Hours
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/mcdonalds-eyes-longer-breakfast-hours-22647220

Nice vulva, girl

World's worst animal handler
http://youtu.be/7bUbauza6-8

Really awesome reaction GIF
http://noneedtoapply.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-22155-1371483387-6.gif

Monster mummies of Japan
http://pinktentacle.com/2009/03/monster-mummies-of-japan/

One of my top 5 favorite scenes from Simpsons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwSOtGNT600

UMD Bros, watch your credit...
310,000 University of Maryland records hacked - http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/19/news/university-maryland-hack/

Here are 10 travel tips for japanese people to america
http://mentalfloss.com/article/55140/10-japanese-travel-tips-visiting-america

Seinfeld - Kramer gets a job - TCB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKs6y9_d2ps

Kate Hansen shares video of possible wolf in Sochi Olympics hallway
http://larrybrownsports.com/olympics/kate-hansen-video-of-wolf-sochi/220240

Dogs like to poop North-South facing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To7X4VAjNi4

1 out of every 2 foods in Wal Mart would not be allowed in Whole Foods
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/culturebox/2014/02/whole_foods_and_walmart_how_many_groceries_sold_at_walmart_would_be_banned.html

Great stats on the likelihood of denying masturbation based on religion, curved vs skinny womens' self-confidence, etc.  http://blog.okcupid.com/

The Rags-To-Riches Tale Of How Jan Koum Built WhatsApp Into Facebook's New $19 Billion Baby http://www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2014/02/19/exclusive-inside-story-how-jan-koum-built-whatsapp-into-facebooks-new-19-billion-baby/

Reagan National's Terminal A to get new restaurants, full-service spa
http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/blog/top-shelf/2014/02/reagan-nationals-terminal-a-to-get.html?date=2014-02-19&filename=.html&ana=twt

Funeral chapel.  Take not of Kenneth's nickname.
http://blanchardfc.com/Obituaries.html

Apple Touch Sensitive Macbook Patented: Virtual Keyboard And Other Possibilities Being Explored http://www.ibtimes.com/apple-touch-sensitive-macbook-patented-virtual-keyboard-other-possibilities-being-explored-1556404

Prepare your boners!
Wandering Eye After Dark: Pablo Frisk Captures New York's Sexiest Women Post-Sunset
http://www.gq.com/style-list/wandering-eye-after-dark-julie-henderson-2014/

That Greek Chipotle (blasted a few days ago) is coming to Washington, D.C.
http://www.popville.com/2014/02/new-greek-restaurant-coming-to-19th-and-l-st-nw-to-be-grk-fresh-greek-from-nyc-check-out-the-menu/

Delicious Shea Butter Babies

What it looks like when an airplane flies through fog
http://i.imgur.com/h8pSK.gif

In protest of PacSun’s ‘pornographic’ t-shirts, a mom buys all of them
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/in-protest-of-pacsun%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%98pornographic%E2%80%99-t-shirts--a-mom-buys-all-of-them-204809232.html?vp=1

Chipotle cat
http://imgur.com/gallery/uVCcrzb

What's Happening In Venezuela
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFS6cP9auDc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Store owner shoots robber in the chest
http://youtu.be/OApYV7qqGOU

Image that shows frequency of certain events
http://xkcd.com/1331/

I saw that Waffle House was trending on twitter, so I thought I'd see what the deal was. Then this. [NSFW] http://i.imgur.com/D9BJy4z.jpg

Racial LOLZ
http://i.imgur.com/M3Mpb0l.jpg

Remember Teedy Ruxpin?
http://imgur.com/gallery/ywff8gw

The 30 Happiest Animals Of All Time...
http://distractify.com/people/inspiration/the-happiest-animals-of-all-time/

Greek Chipotle: http://grkfresh.com/menu/

Intense chick workout, gets real cray at the 1:00 mark ( I wish they was bouncin' on me bellies) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeSzdwyBeE

Original Van Down By The River Skit
http://www.avclub.com/article/watch-this-matt-foley-lived-in-a-van-down-by-the-r-201210

I always thought that ski jumping (and ski flying) was crazy. Turns out that 30 years ago, it was total madness. http://youtube.com/watch?v=tFs7jVgUeDo

Some hot blond playing with her African Cat (Serval): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd0zqD3FYlA

Kate Upton zero gravity photo shoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4_dRnSXUl4

Kate Upton zero gravity #2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oic98O0dHso

Steve Perlman’s Artemis unveils his ‘breakthrough’ wireless broadband technology: pCell
http://venturebeat.com/2014/02/19/steve-perlmans-artemis-unveils-his-breakthrough-wireless-broadband-technology-pcell/

Man At Minnesota Hockey Game Comes Prepared For The Kiss Cam
http://deadspin.com/man-at-minnesota-hockey-game-comes-prepared-for-the-kis-1525254172

Sad Russians:
https://mobile.twitter.com/YopolisNews/status/436132041931763712/photo/1?screen_name=YopolisNews

Great true detective hypotheseseseses. Spoilers if you haven't watched all eps yet. http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/02/true-detective-review-the-secret-fate-of-all-life.html

The "Fatty" Arbuckle Scandal
http://history1900s.about.com/od/famouscrimesscandals/a/fattyarbuckle.htm

Video of Ray Rice Dragging His Unconscious Fiancee Out of an Elevator Following Fight
http://thebiglead.com/2014/02/19/video-of-ray-rice-dragging-his-unconscious-fiancee-out-of-an-elevator-following-fight/

Watch Pussy Riot Get Whipped By Cossacks In Sochi
http://www.buzzfeed.com/miriamelder/watch-pussy-riot-get-whipped-by-cossacks-in-sochi

Headline of the day:
200-Year-Old Douche Discovered at City Hall
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/02/vintage-douche-discovered-at-city-hall.html?mid=twitter_nymag

We can make serious money as clowns...
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/02/18/279032024/theres-a-clown-shortage-who-will-fill-those-big-shoes

NSFW - Stoya on Why Chicks Are Gross - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqg7huhUZ5g

North Korea LOLZ! http://i.imgur.com/rFJxlHX.gif

Inside Edition investigates Pot Smoking Skiers (No shit!?)
www.insideedition.com/videos/2262-inside-edition-investigates-pot-smoking-skiers

SI Swimsuit boner teaser (semi NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MCw0YBej9M

The Rock set to star in new HBO show called "Ballers" about pro football
http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2014/february/hbo-orders-pilot-of-ballers-starring-dwayne-johnson.html

Pooh Bear LOLZ http://i.imgur.com/Vk5mOhP.jpg

DC "Bros" trying to meet "Bros"...
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/roo/4332713790.html
and http://www.brobible.com/life/article/dc-bros-craigslist-new-bro-friends/

This is the crowd that Psy pulls in Korea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixsn81SqU6E#t=41

Redskins TE Fred Davis suspended indefinitely by NFL
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24448694/redskins-te-fred-davis-suspended-indefinitely-by-nfl

Missionary, no breaking eye-contact...ever...

R Rated Movies as Kids' Cartoons Book
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/this-pixar-artist-drew-r-rated-film-scenes-and-turned-it-int?bffb

Guy throwing a raccoon down the stairs, defending his dog (The top YouTube comment by "Jennifer Billiot-Salazar" fills me with rage)

Christopher Hitchens debate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH68Y5MUGfo

New Phantogram album:
http://www.npr.org/2014/02/11/271517810/first-listen-phantogram-voices

DYI Architecture:
http://www.wikihouse.cc/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlt6kaNjoeI#t=208
http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2014/02/17/273045696/diy-houses-in-the-internet-age-some-assembly-required

This American Experience: The Rise and Fall of Penn Station (trailer is interesting)
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/films/penn/player/

Haha. NSFW. http://www.theonion.com/video/olympic-village-tour-see-where-the-athletes-live-t,35266/

I have no idea how true/real/valid this is... but I really love the Boss' reply...
http://www.sliptalk.com/2014/01/27/employee-quits-job/#.UwNrvIVfQR0 (prob fake)

Here's a scary spider game! http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/

Get your weather updates here: http://dogeweather.com/

True Detective Lays a Few More Cards on the Table
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/02/17/true_detective_episode_5_the_secret_fate_of_all_life_a_recap_of_the_hbo.html

One-Percent Jokes and Plutocrats in Drag: What I Saw When I Crashed a Wall Street Secret Society http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/02/i-crashed-a-wall-street-secret-society.html

This is how you play 1-on-1 Bball and WIN!
https://gifvine-gifs.s3.amazonaws.com/MZmwQn02lDu

GW apparently just signed this kid...he's been called White Jordan, Prince Harry of Harlem (great nickname) and Billy Hoyle (from White Men Can't Jump)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BoqAgd9DEE

True Detective + Dazed & Confused = http://trueandconfused.tumblr.com/

Sewer was blocked by a large Pooh
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sewer-blocked-by-a-large-pooh-and-other-weird-items-scottish-water-launches-campaign-aimed-at-reducing-40000-blockages-a-year-9134054.html

Cologne for the average guy http://imgur.com/gallery/Pswc0Hu

Danica Patrick's Nipple - NSFW: http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19g33u575pdehjpg/ku-medium.jpg

Damian Lillard's Between-The-Legs Dunk, Animated
http://deadspin.com/damian-lillards-between-the-legs-dunk-animated-1525230738

Watch This Baseball Player Try To Murder A Pitcher During A Brawl
http://deadspin.com/watch-this-baseball-player-try-to-murder-a-pitcher-duri-1525186387

Michelle Rodriguez Opens Up About Her Relationship With Cara Delevingne
http://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/michelle-rodriguez-opens-up-about-her-relationship-with-cara

It's getting NUTS in Ukraine right now...
www.cnn.com/2014/02/18/world/europe/ukraine-protests/index.html

Alex Morgan Bikini Pics: http://www.terezowens.com/alex-morgan-featured-in-sis-swimsuit-issue/

This Hannah Davis SI photo shoot is reDICK (Semi NSFW)
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hannah-davis-nj-strong-si-photoshoot/

Father Of The Year Records 5 Minutes Of Middle School Kids Busting Their Asses On Ice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGm3t3OCT7Y

The Jamaican Bobsled Song (not from Cool Runnings)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71JHunY8rI

This has been blasted before, but it's NSFW videos made SFW ... i still wouldn't watch it at work though: http://vimeo.com/32662842

This Is What Happens When You Upload A Funny Photo Of Your Baby To Facebook
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-internet-turned-this-baby-into-a-meme-after-a-photo-of-h  (a new MEME is born)

You guys remember the Penguin Pilot from the cartoon, The Critic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsZbSzMi08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACb1vIX_wSI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwDlO1j83k

Hot, Amazing, Recently Liberated Divorcée Pewssy

More Bad Parenting http://imgur.com/gallery/zxXf6Vv

So that's where they come from... (panty melter)
http://i.imgur.com/uTPZrlz.gif

Cool Gladiator art: http://imgur.com/gallery/X7lsZet

Cool Bear art: http://imgur.com/jqBivkP

Silly Gladiator art: http://imgur.com/XXdOxgD

Squirrel Lady Loves her Squirrels: http://imgur.com/gallery/XIfE4

vine video cat vs dinosaur
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjHrDnneDno&feature=youtu.be

Lifeguard not doing his job: http://imgur.com/gallery/1nJSDmP

Snuggles! http://imgur.com/gallery/mki3tTW

Reporter interrupted during live broadcast (THIS IS AMAZING!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdIT74L8hGI

T.J. Oshie's super hot Girlfriend: http://bustedcoverage.com/2014/02/15/t-j-oshie-girlfriend-lauren-cosgrove/ 

Kobe Bryant instagrammed a pretty risque pic of his wife in lingerie last night.
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/kobe-bryant-picture-wife-vanessa-lingerie/219787

Sochi Ochie-Herb Brooke mash up
http://instagram.com/p/kciydcoxlC/

In honor of President's Day... http://imgur.com/gallery/05ECY

Recap of USA Vs. Russia From All 3 Barstool Watch Parties In Boston, NY and Chicago
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/featured/must-watch-recap-of-usa-vs-russia-from-all-3-barstool-watch-parties-in-boston-ny-and-chicago/

Ray Rice Arrested In Atlantic City After Altercation With Fiancée
http://deadspin.com/ray-rice-arrested-in-atlantic-city-after-altercation-wi-1524046109

I like this commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7glNA6Mu7c&sns=em

Bodies at Dulles:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/15/us/dulles-body-found-airplane/index.html

Mammoth tusks in Seatlle:
http://wtop.com/?nid=893&sid=3563373

Scientific thought on Darwinism:
http://bigthink.com/devil-in-the-data/the-trouble-with-darwin

Idiot in Kentucky:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/us/snake-salvation-pastor-bite/index.html

GOT Season 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2ZNaLQD60Y

Albino Animals: http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2014/02/11/albinos-white-animals-cultures-science/

Craigslist serial killer's victim list grows:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/justice/craigslist-thrill-killing-confession/index.html

Study on gun laws:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26222578

Biological confusion - human males balls are too big for monogamy, but not quite big enough for polygamy:
http://us.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702304104504579374872476645630

Yao Ming Sitting by Agent at 2014 NBA All-Star Game Leads to Hilarious Photo
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1963135-yao-ming-sitting-by-agent-at-2014-nba-all-star-game-leads-to-hilarious-photo

Michael Sam supporters block out Westboro Baptist Church protest
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/michael-sam-supporters-standwithsam

Wolverine (X-Men Cats)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d4XMUYj-9k

Cyclops (X-Men Cats)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65g_MKdPQmc

Erotic/Weird (Semi-NSFW): http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/1392285918_1392177275_art_olimp_01.gif?w=340&h=340

The only stabilized gif that matters now. (NSFW) http://imgur.com/gallery/7EFqk1I

Raccoon Baseball Fan
http://deadspin.com/breaking-raccoon-watches-yankees-spring-training-worko-1524467834

College Student Jobbed Out Of $10,000 Half-Court Shot
http://deadspin.com/college-student-jobbed-out-of-10-000-half-court-shot-1524370805

Teki Latex & Eero Johannes — "Things That I Do"  (comical) (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOD5Z9ro_xQ

A Chef In Detroit Has Made A 10-Course Meal Based On Radiohead’s ‘Kid A’
http://www.uproxx.com/up/2014/02/chef-detroit-made-10-course-meal-based-radioheads-kid/

LOLZ http://imgur.com/gallery/r3Z8Hqi

Great Sales strategy from The Girl Scouts of America: https://twitter.com/smotus/status/432670137590632448

60 Minutes admits feminism has stifled scientific research which is now showing the genders are very different on a cellular level. http://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=RRgQyI18fKQ&u=/watch?v=eFYfZg1jsJU&feature=share

Old guy confronts 25-year-old for harassing group of girls (skip to 1:18)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b88_1392620149

Lolz! How to tell a girl you love her: http://i.imgur.com/CKy1oz7.gif

Gotta watch out for that Wolf-Puss

Florida + Magic the Gathering cards = http://www.wtop.com/209/3562382/Man-gets-life-for-hammer-killing-burying-body-in-cement

Heres a dank copy of Dallas Buyers Club:
http://putlocker.bz/watch-dallas-buyers-club-online-free-putlocker.html

19-pound baby born in Indonesia
http://i.imgur.com/DNXsoyu.jpg

NSFW, Gujarati Boob http://i.imgur.com/U1V18MR.jpg

De La Soul music for all, for free
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/de-la-soul-to-make-entire-catalog-available-for-free-20140213

Hitchens delivers one of his best off the cuff hammer blows to cocky audiance member
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ2LehsA1dk

Top 10 Fatal Car Accident collisions with pedestrians
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx6B1TFxIAs

This one has super intense car crashes.
Check 5:33 - freaks the shit out of me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erkruxSpoXk

Bat Doge: http://imgur.com/gallery/e16WWlK

SNL's Spot-On Valentine's Day Commercial For 'Some Dumb Little Thing From CVS'
http://www.businessinsider.com/snl-cvs-valentines-day-commercial-2014-2

Incognito Martin stuff from private investigator
http://deadspin.com/the-worst-stuff-from-the-dolphins-investigation-updati-1522846626

Baron Davis's Comeback Mockumentary Is Damn Funny
http://deadspin.com/baron-daviss-comeback-mockumentary-is-damn-funny-1522812798

Innocent Love, V-day --> http://imgur.com/gallery/OvhnZlC

For Springsteen fans... the Boss opened a show in Perth with Highway to Hell. Pretty cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3AzXGXnGcs

Yikes, Darren Sharper is a scumbag/weirdo - http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/14/justice/california-nfl-darren-sharper-case/index.html

More incognito: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10455447/miami-dolphins-bullying-report-released-richie-incognito-others-responsible-harassment

Snowy Wangs for all my Frands

Great video, Butler bulldog meets G'town's: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/02/the-butler-bulldog-met-the-georgetown-bulldog-and-it-was-adorable/

“Snowcockalypse,” or “Dong Jam 2014.”  hahahahahahaha
http://www.atlbanana.com/apd-begins-crackdown-on-snowcockalypse/

Bobsled chick splits her pants open, HOT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvIewCiBuSs

Dude Tweets The Story Of How Derek Jeter Stole His Girl In The Club
http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/dude-tweets-the-story-of-how-derek-jeter-stole-his-girl-in-the-club/

Snow pic of the day (though not in the U.S.):
https://twitter.com/unitednoodles/status/433808825133445120/photo/1

21 Amazing Hotels You Need To Visit Before You Die
http://myscienceacademy.org/2014/02/11/21-amazing-hotels-you-need-to-visit-before-you-die/

Bad Parenting (NSFW) http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1392263916970.gif

Distiller: whiskey suggestions tailored to your current situation - https://drinkdistiller.com

Vote Roker in 2016! http://nypost.com/2014/02/13/al-roker-blasts-de-blasio-over-snow-casting/

Baseball's worst contracts: http://grantland.com/features/mlb-worst-contracts-alex-rodriguez-albert-pujols/

North America – Western Europe equivalent latitude maps   
http://a.wholelottanothing.org/2011/03/north-america-western-europe-equivalent-latitude-maps.html

Thank you for your candor: http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/cant-knock-this-craigslist-hustle/

The Moon Baffles Fox News http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThZsjQatWDs

Always be ready: http://www.imgur.com/gallery/KxCu758

New Stephen King Book: http://www.bookish.com/articles/stephen-king-announces-new-novel-revival

Hot chicks Derek Jeter has smanged - http://totalfratmove.com/derek-jeter-is-retiring-so-lets-look-at-the-trim-he-ran-through-during-his-career/

This link caught my eye while looking at the Derek Jeter link (semi NSFW. non-nude big butt) - http://totalfratmove.com/the-internet-wont-shut-up-about-this-girl-with-the-perfect-butt/

Polar Vortex of the Anus (clinical term)

Ali G. coming back
http://www.denofgeek.us/tv/232778/fxx-teases-the-return-of-ali-g

Blake Griffin Smacks Justin Bieber At Hollywood Starbucks (FAKE)
http://ruckusbucket.com/2014/02/11/blake-griffin-smacks-justin-bieber-at-hollywood-starbucks/

pertty good Bill Murray Interview... some great relections on a long career and life in general
http://www.charlierose.com/watch/60340546

NSFW! ICE CREAM! http://i.imgur.com/vuO5Eur.jpg

This is the WORST small child I have ever seen in public... i know, blame the parents, blah blah blah... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZAV4IhLSWA&feature=share  (If you watch the whole thing it gets more outlandish...and a bit hilarious)

De Blasio Friend Released From Jail After Mayor Calls Police
http://gothamist.com/2014/02/11/de_blasio_friend_released_from_jail.php

Apparently the same day the ambassador designate to Norway shat the bed during his senate confirmation hearing, this lovely little gem put out equally uninformed and thoughtless remarks on Hungary. I guess it's ok that the best Ambassadorships get thrown out to rich power players who can bundle tons of money, spoils of victory, but come on... is anyone qualified anymore? http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-02-11/how-much-does-it-cost-to-be-ambassador-to-hungary-.html

Westminster Dog Breed Photos - http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/02/12/sports/westminster-dog-show-best-of-breed.html

Michael Sam Sr. troubled by news
http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2014/story/_/id/10439397/father-michael-sam-struggling-news-son-gay

Assassins Creed characters in real life are Ukrainian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gLDYtH1RH-U

Lebanese Olympic Skier Under Fire For Topless Photoshoot
http://deadspin.com/lebanese-skier-under-fire-for-topless-photoshoot-1521287580

This breakdown is helpful for TV stations:
http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2014/1/9/5292704/winter-olympics-hockey-schedule-2014-sochi

30 for 30 alert. Arod, the Yankees and Red Sox battle to sign him.
http://m.espn.go.com/general/video?vid=10410371&src=desktop

Ahmed Bharoocha on Adam Devine's House Party (comedy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wBhX9IFWVcw

Female Athletes Says Tinder Use At the Olympic Village Is "Next Level"
http://valleywag.gawker.com/tinder-use-at-the-olympic-village-in-sochi-is-next-lev-1521411077/@tcraggs22

Atoms For Peace "Rabbit In Your Headlights" live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMx7x0JkBCk

Sinkhole swallows 8 cars at National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/02/12/corvette-museum-sinkhole/5417171/

For all you bros with Trucks: http://decked.com/

Yacko, Wacko, and Dot

Oklahoma restaurant that won’t serve ‘f*ggots’ gets Internet push as ‘best gay bar’
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/10/oklahoma-restaurant-that-wont-serve-fggots-gets-internet-push-as-best-gay-bar/

Tough name to have in the Olympics...
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/11-semen-elistratov-funniest-names-2014-winter-olympics-sochi.png

New Jonny Greenwood soundtrack: http://filmmusicreporter.com/2014/02/06/jonny-greenwood-scoring-paul-thomas-andersons-inherent-vice/

New Jonny Greenwood soundtrack: http://filmmusicreporter.com/2014/02/06/jonny-greenwood-scoring-paul-thomas-andersons-inherent-vice/

Hilarious Korean High School Yearbooks Will Make You Smile
http://kotaku.com/hilarious-korean-high-school-yearbooks-will-make-you-sm-1520490620

Evgeni Plushenko Figure Skating to Ginuwine's 'Pony' Is Perfect
http://jezebel.com/evgeni-plushenko-figure-skating-to-ginuwines-pony-is-1519977529

Cool Video: Hy-Fi  http://vimeo.com/85426618

Is Atheism Irrational? http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/is-atheism-irrational/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_php=true&_type=blogs&hp&rref=opinion&_r=1&

Meet The Girl Who Ate It After Interview About Running In The Snow
http://deadspin.com/meet-the-girl-who-ate-it-after-interview-about-running-1519389938

This GIF Shows What Might Be Water Flowing on Mars
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/02/this-gif-shows-what-might-be-water-flowing-on-mars/283726/

In case you were wondering why Netflix streaming quality has started to suck recently - http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/02/netflix-performance-on-verizon-and-comcast-has-been-dropping-for-months/

I was excited to learn that Nathan Fielder was behind this. I'm assuming this was for his second season of Nathan for You. His comments in this article are hilarious. - http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/10/news/companies/dumb-starbucks-prank/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

The rise of the female stoner on tv - http://www.thecannabist.co/2014/02/10/broad-city-rise-female-stoner/4324/

Jon Stewart's recap of Michael Sam going to the NFL is spot on and perfect
http://deadspin.com/john-stewart-rips-nflers-who-see-michael-sam-as-a-dist-1520584537

LOLZ.... insulting the Denver Broncos: https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/433091182387015680/photo/1

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH: KIIRA KORPI
Super Hot Finnish figure skater - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiira_Korpi
Here's the google image search for the lazy: http://goo.gl/wyPN9T

Radiohead's eerie smartphone app lets you draw and explore in a 3D world
http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/11/5401810/radioheads-eerie-smartphone-app-lets-you-draw-and-explore-in-a-3d

Most hardcore soccer celebration ever.
http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-goal-celebration-1520329201

HAHAHA, this is hilarious!  "GO FUCK YOURSELF" (NSFW Audio only)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO7xviZc8x0

Kim Kardashian's butt is growing... feeding on the dreams of children...and growing...
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-643/

Revealing Her Golden Globes NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/i67FIMb.jpg

Tripping on Hallucinogenic Frogs (Part 3/3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLDndri1830

This douche has a million YouTube subscribers... I dare you to watch more than 30 seconds w/ out breaking your computer.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcKtMjrZ0Dg

Peet's Coffee Hires Local Lobbying Firm to Help With Its DC Takeover
http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2014/02/10/peets-coffee-hires-local-lobbying-firm-to-help-with-their-dc-takeover/
also, the chick (Tess VandenDolder) that wrote the article (above) is pretty: https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-9WMwNIKSNIo/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAACM/v_7Cn3Q6-1U/photo.jpg

British chicks being British...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-Sj3-Bewo&list=UUo8OoseslReeef2JBdJdu7Q
(the one on the left is super hot)

CNN mocks Greenpeace’s “Save Santa’s Home” video
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/12/05/cnn-mocks-greenpeaces-save-santas-home-video/

Funny/awkward sitch at a barber shop: http://imgur.com/gallery/1FUmVjr

One Minute Puberty (NSFW)
http://vimeo.com/20793651

Stats: http://shambles.net/worldclock/  (Change the time to "Now" and watch the numbers climb.)

6 crawdads or 1 lobster?

Cam Fowler celebrates Olympic appearance by creating ‘Cam America,’ superhero (Video)
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/cam-fowler-celebrates-olympic-appearance-creating-cam-america-191108536--nhl.html

Forget Manhattans, Drink The Bronx
http://gothamist.com/2014/02/07/cocktails_for_every_borough.php

More Sochi lolz: http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/olympics/20140208_ap_0048ce5d38ae43289bcd8f8c4a0be0a4.html

Worst suicide ever, by nail gun?
http://gawker.com/colorado-ceo-commits-suicide-with-nail-gun-1518909548

This is every guy's Dream Bathroom! YEAH! (Semi-NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/AjN3aHz.jpg

Pet Squirrel hides his nut in the fur of a Bernese Mountain Dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPOSdyA7Uo

This dog sees itself in the mirror and has an existential crisis http://i.imgur.com/95Vh1AW.gif

Republican Official Says Gays Should Be Purged From GOP, Blames Homosexuality On Satan
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/07/mary-helen-sears-michigan-gop_n_4740426.html

Oklahoma State Star Marcus Smart Shoves Opposing Fan In Texas Tech Loss
http://deadspin.com/oklahoma-state-star-marcus-smart-shoves-opposing-fan-in-1519195538

Olympic Hockey Rules: A breakdown of key differences
http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1xdgri/olympic_hockey_rules_a_breakdown_of_key/

NSFW http://i.imgur.com/gkL3gXR.gif
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/B5cwx6J.jpg
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/AICk73E.jpg
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/CXd4q7b.gif

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=youtu.be

This is pretty badass: http://www.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2014/sochi-olympics/slopestyle.html  (Olympic Slope Style)

Trying to keep the Mary Jane Movement down http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/07/drug-free-america-foundation-marijuana_n_4745691.html

Olga Graf celebrates speedskating bronze by showing serious skin
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/olympics/wp/2014/02/09/olga-graf-celebrates-speedskating-gold-by-showing-serious-skin/

NSFW Slow-motion bouncing boobs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vevOWUe_x7Y

GOT season 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iS3tULXMQ

From Harvard to webcam girl
http://www.salon.com/2014/02/10/from_harvard_to_webcam_girl/

For Local DC Bros... I love Wendy Rieger on NBC news... so hot...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/03/22/wendy-rieger-celebrates-25-years-at-nbc4-her-way-no-makeup-and-dirty-hair/

This Woody Allen things is taking all sorts of twists and turns. I don't know what to believe anymore but his side of the story is pretty damn convincing. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/opinion/sunday/woody-allen-speaks-out.html?ref=opinion&_r=0

Apparently one of the guys from the band, Phoenix (the lead singer's older brother) was in a Beach Boys tribute band called Darlin' in the early 90's with the two dudes from Daft Punk. And the name Daft Punk came from a british review of one of their shows that said they had a "daft punky" sound. Small world. They broke up and the two dudes started Daft Punk and the other guy joined his brother and started Pheonix. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlin%27_(band) The first random song by Darlin' that I pulled up is decent... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHMWp9B6yJw

Spicy Runnings: How India’s Luge Athlete Trains for the Olympics
http://world.time.com/2014/01/08/himalayan-highway-stunt-indias-version-of-cool-runnings/

When life throws obstacles in your way... (panty melter)
http://i.imgur.com/Rx21UPn.jpg

Fat Cat's Attempted Jump Ends in Hilarious Failure
http://gawker.com/fat-cats-attempted-jump-ends-in-hilarious-failure-1519800442

Cool and Creative Food Art Ideas
http://www.123inspiration.com/cool-and-creative-food-art-ideas/

High-tech bra unhooks when you find love
http://money.cnn.com/video/technology/2014/02/10/t-bra-unhooks-in-love.cnnmoney/

Stoked means Drunk in Russian. They think all our snowboarders are drunk.
http://deadspin.com/snowboarders-beware-stoked-means-drunk-in-russian-1519820969

Dennis Rodman just piss and shit literally wherever he wanted while in North Korea.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2556003/Dennis-Rodman-got-drunk-vomited-defecated-North-Korean-hotel.html

Another Amanda Knox porn offer on the table, how long till she breaks and takes it?
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/amanda-knox-offered-20g-california-porn-company-adult-film-article-1.1607976#ixzz2swTCKVWf

A Wild New Internet Drinking Game Had This Teenage Girl Strip Down And Chug A Beer In A Crowded Supermarket
http://www.businessinsider.com/nek-nominations-drinking-game-2014-2

Almost half of the Cambodian men surveyed in a new study about relationships admitted they are willing to engage in non-consensual sex with their female partners this Valentine’s Day if their advances are refused.
http://www.phnompenhpost.com/national/valentine%E2%80%99s-day-rape-fears

A nice booby molé

Would you like a biscuit? http://i.imgur.com/MwwIPhp.gif
(Panty Melter)

School administrators apologize for menu of fried chicken, cornbread & watermelon meant to celebrate Black History Month
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/national-international/Controversy-Surrounds-Lunch-Menu-at-Concord-High-School-243851091.html

Biden: LaGuardia like a ‘Third World country’
http://nypost.com/2014/02/06/biden-says-laguardia-airport-like-a-third-world-country/

The Koch Brothers Left a Confidential Document at Their Last Donor Conference—A list of one-on-one meetings between VIP conservative donors and the Kochs and their operatives offers a revealing look into their mighty political machine.
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/02/koch-brothers-palm-springs-donor-list

I bet that ass is SUPER soft. (NSFW) (Jiggle)
http://i.imgur.com/e3rgOD4.gif

No reason NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/6j1aHIa.jpg

Clapping NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/ntdeM1T.gif

Parting Words: The Visual Story Of Death Row Prisoners' Last Words
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/06/death-row-photography_n_4644109.html

Behind the Sochi Curtain: The hidden country of Abkhazia
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/behind-the-sochi-curtain--the-hidden-country-of-abkhazia-150506632.html?vp=1

Through a special agreement with more than 800 newspapers worldwide, the Newseum displays these front pages each day on its website. The front pages are in their original, unedited form, and some may contain material that is deemed objectionable to some visitors. Discretion is advised. http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/?p_size=935

LOLZ! All The Sochi Food Is In The Ass
http://deadspin.com/all-the-sochi-food-is-in-the-ass-1517381077

schuss \shoos\, verb:
1. Skiing. to execute a schuss.
noun:
1. a straight downhill run at high speed.

Semi-NSFW - Hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73wAXMxMVN4

This is a good one, ComediansCarsCoffee
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/howard-stern-the-last-days-of-howard-stern

Surprised Animals: http://thechive.com/2014/02/06/these-animals-look-surprised-for-some-reason-27-photos/

Eddie Murphy’s daughters strip down for sexy lingerie shoot
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/eddie-murphy-daughters-pose-lingerie-shoot-article-1.1604365

Man connected to strip club featured in ‘The Sopranos’ is real life mob rat
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/owner-bada-bing-club-mob-rat-article-1.1604615

Zombie Prank in NYC: http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/walking-dead-zombie-prank-scaring-the-shit-out-of-people-in-new-york/

Here's a whole bunch of fun infographics:
http://visual.ly/?sort=liked&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=mgid&utm_campaign=visual.ly&utm_term=3626&utm_content=1754056#v2_filter&utm_term=3626

a list of words you can type with only your left hand http://www.maltron.com/keyboard-info/the-maltron-letter-layout-advantage?id=284

I like saying this last name out loud.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torstein_Horgmo

Friends (No Laugh Track Version) (very wierd)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLvB_ybcKt0

"Fuck the EU"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/top-us-diplomat-fuck-the-eu

The Taliban are really desperate for hostages nowadays...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/military-dog-captured-by-taliban-fighters-who-post-video-of-their-captive/2014/02/06/c8d0f8f0-8f44-11e3-84e1-27626c5ef5fb_story.html

Here Are The Top 19 Animals That Kill The Most Humans.
http://www.viralnova.com/animals-that-kill-humans/

Its crazy that this guy's career is disintegrating because his fear of flying. http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201310/royce-white-flies-philadelphia-76ers

Cromartie speaking truth: http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/10409058/antonio-cromartie-new-york-jets-nfl-pot-ban-do-anyway

Silly Turkish Special Forces: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548597/Turkish-special-forces-fail-smash-way-house-dawn-raid.html

It's 100% Sochi water related. Gotta be.
http://deadspin.com/whats-the-deal-with-bob-costass-eye-1517403234

Under Water Strip Club: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/02/underwater-strip-club_n_3696284.html

damn man, NERF is upping their game!
Darts On With Nerf's New Hit-Recording Cam-Blaster
http://gizmodo.com/darts-on-with-nerfs-new-hit-recording-cam-blaster-1517455840

SNL’s turn to mock Atlanta
http://radiotvtalk.blog.ajc.com/2014/02/03/snls-turn-to-mock-atlanta/

Sochi couldn't afford the fifth ring: https://twitter.com/SochiNYT/status/431831712293990400

Subway bread will kill you dead
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/06/health/subway-bread-chemical/

14 Things You Really Don’t Want To Know About Your Groceries
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/dark-secrets-how-food-groceries-are-made

Ice luge crash, then save... Horrible webpage design though.
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/indian-luger-shiva-keshavan-crashes-then-makes-amazing-save

This Sochi story probably was not 100% false but it was definitely misleading http://www.businessinsider.com/richard-engel-hacking-2014-2

Clint Eastwood saved my life
http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/10418825/clint-eastwood-saves-tournament-director-choking

Women in Tokyo are threatening a sex boycott against any man who votes for the front-runner in this weekend's gubernatorial election, in protest at his claim that menstruation makes women unfit for government.
http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/International/2014/Feb-07/246687-sex-strike-against-leading-tokyo-governor-candidate.ashx#axzz2sYz4XFQp

Pretty sick GIF of the torch lighting. 
http://t.co/XkGAjoaL4I

Snowboarder Alexey Sobolev puts phone number on helmet, gets photos from females\
http://larrybrownsports.com/olympics/alexey-sobolev-phone-number-on-helmet/219101

DUDE GETS ROCKED BY CANOE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9uY8o9shv8

Lady Who Just Lit Olympic Flame Tweeted A Racist Picture Of The Obamas
http://deadspin.com/lady-who-just-lit-olympic-torch-tweeted-a-racist-pictur-1518385560

Sound Providers - Autumns Evening Breeze (chill song)
http://youtu.be/vDnpDgY_Im4

"Felisha" From Friday Has a QB Star Son at University of Miami
http://www.vladtv.com/mobile/detail/183941/

Mind-Blowing TV Spot Recreates Six Iconic Images in One Uninterrupted Shot
http://petapixel.com/2014/02/07/mind-blowing-tv-spot-recreates-six-iconic-images-one-uninterrupted-shot/

Beer Pairings for Girl Scout Cookies
http://www.beerandbrewing.com/beer-pairings-girl-scout-cookies/

DC got a La Colombe cafe: http://lacolombe.com/cafes?city=3
and http://scrapbook.lacolombe.com/2014/02/04/la-colombe-dc-cafe-opened-last-weekend-in-shaw/

Langhorne Slim & the Law - The Way We Move (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KEv3rbNJuE

Lake Street Dive - "You Go Down Smooth" (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LhsE-uqqE0