R. Kelly's Kryptonite = Asparagus Pee

Arab Married life --> https://vine.co/v/iAlWaXDgmmF

Vin Scully Talks Beards For Five Minutes
http://deadspin.com/vin-scully-talks-beards-for-five-minutes-1774309356

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Plucky Leicester City clinched the title after last nights Tottenham-Chelsea draw - http://screamer.deadspin.com/heres-how-the-leicester-city-players-reacted-to-winning-1774329017

Their manager missed most of the game b/c he was taking his 96 year old mother out for lunch in Italy - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570773/Sipping-bubbly-glamorous-Leicester-City-director-43m-private-jet-Claudio-Ranieri-swept-UK-taking-mother-lunch-Italy-sealed-title-won-5m-bonus.html

Speaking after Leicester missed out on a win against Manchester United that would have secured the title on Sunday, Ranieri said: 'I will be the last man in England to know … I'd like to watch the game but I am on a flight back from Italy.

'I want to meet my mother, who is 96 years old, and go for lunch with her. I fly back at the same time as the match. So I won't know the result. But when we land I will hear.'

A great rundown of what Leicester just accomplished
https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/44w18p/if_you_are_not_watching_the_premier_league_here/
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Lil rappers -- https://twitter.com/Ghetto_CNN/status/727486140454977538

Guy Builds Tiny Jurassic Park For His Tortoise
http://kotaku.com/guy-builds-tiny-jurassic-park-for-his-tortoise-1774421138

DC spent 55 million bucks on snow removed during the February blizzard, which is how much it allots for a decade's worth of snow removal... in doing so the city maxed out its credit cards:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/dc-spent-record-amount-on-snow-removal-prompting-emergency-actions-to-pay-creditors/2016/05/03/48b04986-10b2-11e6-81b4-581a5c4c42df_story.html

Radiohead making a small return to the web, posting two claymation videos on instagram - https://www.instagram.com/radiohead/

Guy pulls too slow handshake move on Ted Cruz; http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/guy-pulls-the-too-slow-handshake-move-on-ted-cruz-and-i-think-thats-officially-curtains-for-his-campaign/

This might be the hottest take so far by Trump
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/05/03/donald-trump-ted-cruz-father-jfk/

Navy Seal killed in Iraq fighting with Kurdish Peshmerga - http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/03/politics/us-service-member-killed-iraq-mosul/index.html

Hijacked Metrobus kills pedestrian in DC, 1 in custody
http://wtop.com/dc/2016/05/metrobus-hijacked-in-dc-1-in-custody/

Watch Radiohead's Video for New Song "Burn the Witch": The first single from their upcoming album is available now - http://pitchfork.com/news/65162-watch-radioheads-video-for-new-song-burn-the-witch/

The Rock Clock... motivational alarm clock app from Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/2/11565732/dwayne-the-rock-johnson-motivational-alarm-clock-app

How Chris Mccandleuss Died
http://bit.ly/1Tt5sE1

Persian version of pink floyd's the wall
https://www.facebook.com/32848633159/videos/10153708962043160/

Alanis Morissette Redid "Ironic" With Modern Struggles And It's Hilarious
http://kvil.cbslocal.com/2015/11/10/alanis-morissette-redid-ironic-with-modern-struggles-and-its-hilarious/

Dead could be brought 'back to life' in groundbreaking project   (zombies?)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/05/03/dead-could-be-brought-back-to-life-in-groundbreaking-project/

Mike Francesa on Rick DiPietro.
https://amp.twimg.com/v/011ab02f-c066-40b3-a404-ad0d1fcc3ede



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