You're all getting divorced

Mad World - Vintage Vaudeville - Style Cover ft. Puddles Pity Party & Haley Reinhart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVevvbFNKiY

Bibio - À tout à l'heure (chill summer song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XofNbkTkuP8

Turkish Gov't Brawl w/ Jim Ross commentary - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrNkSPkds2g

This is the song that supposedly Zeppelin stole from when they wrote Stairway to Heaven (its an article on the bro blast)... the part in question is at 44 seconds... I hear the similarity but I think its a stretch to say Zeppelin copied them, and even if they did, they made it awesome...and this song sucks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFHLO_2_THg

GM, Lyft to Test Self-Driving Electric Taxis
http://www.wsj.com/articles/gm-lyft-to-test-self-driving-electric-taxis-1462460094?tesla=y

Giraffe to Elephant - https://www.facebook.com/max.repetti1/videos/10207138065004004/

Plug Pulled On Russell Crowe-James Franco Blood Meridian Project Over Book Rights Issue – Update - http://deadline.com/2016/05/russell-crowe-james-franco-to-direct-cormac-mccarthy-blood-meridian-cannes-1201749735/

Add a Bidet to Your Existing Toilet For $20
http://deals.kinja.com/add-a-bidet-to-your-existing-toilet-for-20-1774951114?rev=1462474549052

Original Taco Bellgate tweet from Trump: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168
Taco bowl gate:  https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/728300812099850240
and this: https://twitter.com/Kyle_Feldscher/status/728303208024702977

Turkish pimp who forced his wife to become a prostitute is shot dead after she fell in love with a client who refused his demands to pay him extra
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3576785/Turkish-pimp-forced-wife-prostitute-shot-dead-fell-love-client-husband-tried-charge-extra.html

Fireball at DC Metro Station - https://www.facebook.com/nbcwashington/videos/10154248457713606/

SONGS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZyt5dSNcFo New Chance the Rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqPVAyBJfTs  New James Blake feat. Justin Vernon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5RobDomh5U  New Justin Timberlake

Bieber making it rain buckets
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFCTFtzhFFG/?taken-by=brooklynnets 

Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor on the verge of agreeing billion dollar mega-fight
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/boxing/7131165/Floyd-Mayweather-and-Conor-McGregor-on-the-verge-of-agreeing-billion-dollar-mega-fight.html

Ts And Ps To The Guy That Tried To Fight His Ex's New Boyfriend, Got Suplexed To Hell, And Then Let Out The Saddest Cry Ever AKA "The Karina Video"
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/guy-tries-to-fight-his-ex-girlfriends-new-boyfriend-gets-suplexed-to-hell-and-lets-out-the-saddest-cry-ever/

In case you were curious -- http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/

Flacco's lil bro trying out  for Ravens - http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/05/09/joe-flaccos-little-brother-tries-out-for-the-ravens/

HBO's 'Vice Principals' Reveals a Very Murray Cameo in New Trailer
http://screencrush.com/vice-principals-bill-murray-cameo-trailer/

Kristen Wiig in a bikini for those that care, better than I expected TBH
http://www.wwtdd.com/2016/05/kristen-wiig-cheeky-grab-hawaii-beach-makeout

Van Damme's daughter is even more badass than he is (jk, that's not possible)
http://nypost.com/2016/05/08/van-dammes-daughter-is-even-more-badass-than-he-is/

"Elstree 1976" documentary will focus on less familiar Star Wars actors - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ6EfFR6jbc

Angry? This should calm you down - https://imgur.com/gallery/AUsPy4L

Most Epic Van Damme Splits Ever (this may give you a boner at work)
https://youtu.be/2vw_-uylxNE

Radiohead Thinks the Internet Is Turning Us All Into Creeps http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/radioheads-humanistic-revolution
Looks like they released another new song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
Stream Radiohead's new full album, A Moon Shaped Pool, here. - http://www.amoonshapedpool.com/

NSFW - Japan being Japan! Lolz!
https://instagram.com/p/BFK0Y_9CZyx/

Reading about traffic infuriates me - http://www.bbc.com/autos/story/20160428-how-ai-will-solve-traffic-part-one

Iran bans import of Chevrolet cars
http://www.reuters.com/article/iran-imports-chevrolet-idUSL5N1804U8

"So, let's build a pro soccer team from scratch…"
A manifesto about startups & lower-level soccer that ends with the US winning the World Cup. - https://medium.com/@dens/so-lets-build-a-pro-soccer-team-from-scratch-69a7588bb2da#.yjbai06hu

-------------------- I like this word -------------------------
larruping    
\LAR-uh-ping\
adverb
1. Chiefly Western U.S. very; exceedingly: That was a larruping good meal.
Quotes
Hewey dug into his pocket for the bankroll that had been resurrected from near death when Tarpley had paid his hands. Two bits for a larruping good supper and two bits for a shot of whisky. A sound investment, he thought.
-- Elmer Kelton, Six Bits a Day, 2005
 
Origin of larruping
Larruping is an Americanism formed on the basis of the verb larrup meaning "to beat or thrash." It entered English in the early 1900s.
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new Detroit bike trail before and after photos: http://detroit.curbed.com/2016/5/4/11590562/dequindre-cut-detroit-past-present

LuoDong: Full Body Massage for a cute blonde part 1 (Actually G-rated but super weird)
https://youtu.be/cxYak-gtSKA

------------ Ed Bassmaster "B" compilation (LOLZ) --------------------
https://vine.co/v/eFBBvaitIgh

https://vine.co/v/eD63O1Aamql

https://vine.co/v/ewZ2TrBtlLi

https://vine.co/v/eaQzmLHMbv2

https://vine.co/v/O21Bp2mvp0i
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North Carolina files lawsuit against the federal government over 'bathroom bill'
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/05/09/north-carolina-justice-dept-face-monday-deadline-for-bathroom-bill/

The Shallows (surprised there isn't a Jaws reboot in the works) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPOpE-_42as

For This Vineyard, It's Duck, Duck, Booze
http://www.npr.org/2016/05/07/477037491/for-this-vineyard-its-duck-duck-booze

ESPN Aired A Mathletics Competition And It Was Amazing
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/espn-aired-a-mathletics-competition-and-it-was-amazing-1775564496

Google officially unveils NYC Pier 57 office
http://www.crainsnewyork.com/article/20160505/real_estate/160509908

How a single car can cause a traffic jam by irrationally slowing down - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wm-pZp_mi0

Game of Thrones spoiler --> https://twitter.com/handsomemurri/status/729649415544131585/photo/1

Longest streak of rain ever in DC:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/05/09/washingtons-streak-of-consecutive-rainy-days-is-longest-on-record/

Servers at Peter Chang in Arlington wrote really dick comments about patrons and left those notes on the receipt... and all the patrons got were $20 gift cards. I would expect at least $100 for something like that.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/going-out-guide/wp/2016/05/09/servers-trash-customers-in-private-note-on-check-then-forget-to-delete-it/?tid=sm_fb




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