Melania Trump had her nips sanded off cuz Donald don't like nips

Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry says to Jeff "Poor Bastard"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S93CMzB8CGk

Price is Right BS
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/10/17/price-is-right-three-contestants-tie-on-showcase-showdown-spin.html

Eli threw his 300th TD to a rookie who grew up a Giants fan. Pic of him in Eli's jersey in middle school. - https://mobile.twitter.com/Notorious_NYG/status/787796815018074112/photo/1

Roll up your blunts, Planet Earth is coming back for round two - http://motherboard.vice.com/read/majestic-stoners-delight-planet-earth-returns-for-round-two

Toddlers Kills! (LOL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjlxXAy1_eE

Sounds like RAYCESSSSSS Russell Crowe is back at it again, brawls with Azaliea Banks (who?)
http://www.philly.com/philly/columnists/howard_gensler/20161018_Russell_Crowe_and_Azealia_Banks_reportedly_brawl_in_Beverly_Hills-at_dinner.html

The Zelda Arcade Cabinet We Deserved
http://kotaku.com/the-zelda-arcade-cabinet-we-deserved-1787916591

Getting BJ advice from your grandmom, stay woke!
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/a-chick-wanted-some-advice-on-blowjobs-so-she-had-her-grandma-empty-the-vault-with-her-tips/

‘Monster’ 14-pound lobster caught near Bermuda after Hurricane Nicole
http://q13fox.com/2016/10/17/monster-14-pound-lobster-caught-near-bermuda-after-hurricane-nicole/

The Secrets to a Happy Life, From a Harvard Study
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/03/23/the-secrets-to-a-happy-life-from-a-harvard-study/?emc=eta1

Here's Larry the Cable Guy breaking a vet's arm - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfVu0pwBNVc

Best Sandwich - http://uncrate.com/video/the-worlds-best-sandwich/

TIL that Matthew Broderick killed two women in a car crash in Northern Ireland in 1987. I did not know about this.
http://nypost.com/2002/09/02/brodericks-guilt-actor-to-meet-with-irish-kin-of-fatal-87-car-wreck/

FAIL compilation - https://imgur.com/gallery/u953W

For you Golf homos - Lough Erne golf resort sold to American billionaire Tony Saliba, KPMG confirms - http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/news/lough-erne-golf-resort-sold-to-american-billionaire-tony-saliba-kpmg-confirms-30654311.html

I Can't Stop Watching These Two Soccer Dummies Flop At The Same Time
http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-these-two-soccer-dummies-flop-at-t-1787933980