Pewbis

Every man's expression when they first get their asshole eaten out real good
https://media.giphy.com/media/yidUzHnBk32Um9aMMw/giphy.gif

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harum-scarum
\HAIR-uh m-SKAIR-uh m, HAR-uh m-SKAR-uh m\
adjective
1. reckless; rash; irresponsible: He had a harum-scarum youth.
2. disorganized; uncontrolled.
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I was wondering if motels still have those vibrating bed machines, and it looks like the company just sells'm for home now http://www.magicfingers.com/

LOLZ (semi-NSFW)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p417x417/12507573_975375885831540_7019976976325616102_n.jpg?oh=b4c333cb41e08930e1d0f67dff7565ec&oe=58981613

The Anti-helicopter parent
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/23/magazine/the-anti-helicopter-parents-plea-let-kids-play.html

The Pill Freaks of Silicon Valley: Inside Nootrobox, the company that wants to hack your brain chemistry — or at least make Adderall obsolete.
http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/10/nootrobox-wants-to-hack-your-brain.html